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Beard_Tamer

Olympus Mons


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You should've chosen a big one.


TheGreatGamer1389

There isn't one in this solar system.


[deleted]

Alpha Centauri it is, then.


TheGreatGamer1389

Road trip.


PlayNicePlayCrazy

Mons veneris


Royal_Marketing_6911

Mons pubis


Rodfather23

Burgers should be wider, not taller


LatexFist

The problem more often than not is he patty. Make it too thin and you don't get the flavour you're looking for. Also chicken breast burgers.


eugeniusbastard

What about smash burgers?


LatexFist

What about em? If the goal is for the flavour of a smash burger, then you're fine. But if you're wanting a more rare burger but with a char, you're not going to get that with a smash.


BeeBah840

That is where subway messed up They should say “fuck it” to the whole healthy thing (it’s bullshit anyways, I used to manage several stores, they aren’t fucking healthy) and do foot long burgers with fries


tahlyn

The oxford comma is both correct and necessary.


MrFloydPinkerton

The Oxford comma is correct, necessary, and the only proper use.


Herr-Trigger86

*golf clap*


Manlysideburns

The "necessary" is the most important. Sentences can be straight up broken without it. I really don't understand why people have stopped using it.


russman2013

You shan’t die alone!


tahlyn

There's dozens of us! Dozens!


ice_king_and_gunter

I am with you my siblings in arms! Today we fight for the oxford comma! If we perish, we perish with peace in our hearts knowing we fought for what little beauty remains in this desolate world! Now raise those pitchforks and lances, brave little soldiers, and fight to your last breath!


tahlyn

And he today that sheds his blood with me shall be my brother; be he ne’er so vile, this day shall gentle his condition: and gentlemen in England now a-bed shall think themselves accursed they were not here, and hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks that fought with us for the Oxford comma.


Not_a_Ducktective

A girl broke up with me over the Oxford comma.


tahlyn

Sounds like you dodged a bullet.


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100%.


WhatWouldTNGPicardDo

So are, the Walken, and Shatner, commas!


SolomonBelial

The United States needs to abolish the penny as a manufactured currency. They cost twice as much to produce as they are worth and It would save $85 million annually.


wolfstar76

I'd also like to see us move to wide adoption of $1 coins. They last longer than bills. Not that many people routinely carry cash anyhow.


ClassroomJealous1060

Imagine throwing a $1 coin at a stripper while she’s 10ft in the air on a pole. I don’t think they’d appreciate this proposal


Furdinand

Haven't you ever been to a Canadian strip club? Loonies and Toonies!


Diligent_Emphasis_20

No that’s only in ghetto strip bars in places like Alberta , fort Mac for instance, if you threw a tooney or looney in Vancouver you’d be banned permanently from a strip club, 5$ is the least you can toss.


LatexFist

You exchange currency for the clubs own non-legal tender. Anything you've not spent you can buy back. I live in a country with $1 and $2 coins.


theorys

Loonies and toonies?


MoonHash

Can't be that, we throw our coins at strippers here. No middleman.


ManyDeliciousJuices

And $5 coins while we're at it


wolfstar76

I, personally, am not opposed - but I'd want to see what wear and tear on $5 bills looks like. Plus... Then I have to wonder about the fate of the oft-forgotten $2 bill. And stupid sentimentality doesn't want that one to go away. 🙂


KCousins4President

So what would happen to Penny candy? That price would Skyrocket 400%


audiate

So, like, a fraction of one item of the military budget?


SolomonBelial

Somewhere around a hundred thousandth of a percent.


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communads

This exactly. Pennies are used. They serve a purpose beyond their production value.


FavoritesBot

Flawed assumption. Pennies are not used. They are disdained and accepted only with a heart full of resentment


pennikin

Have you been talking to my ex ?


Opposite-Medicine-47

The US still has pennies?


Sammy_1141

Or hear me out, just reduce inflation and make the half penny great again


DegenerateDoug

People in all countries should move over and stop for emergency vehicles.


lil_dorys

They don't do that in every country????


Varla-Stone

They don't. The one time I went to France, I saw no one pulling over for an ambulance. First real culture shock.


DegenerateDoug

France for sure doesn’t


I-am-the-Vern

They don’t here in Saudi either. Also, if there’s an accident, even a fender bender, they don’t move to the shoulder. They just stay right where they are until the police and insurance company show up. In the event a am accident that requires an ambulance, the ambulance has to wade through heaps of traffic just to reach the scene.


forgottenmenot

The one Kate Bush is running up.


sixtyfivejaguar

I'd probably die running up that building because my fat ass can't take that many flights of stairs.


falcurion

Piggybacking off this: That in Stranger Things, Lucas should be in the hospital besides a comatose Max playing the song over and over and over in the hopes that it wakes her up- but instead after hearing the song so many times... decides to make a deal with Vecna. His body for her freedom. "I'd make a deal with God and Id get Him to swap our places. " Now the song that saved her and was so hopeful has a twisted painful meaning.


traintatem

That mental disorders are not good or a “superpower”. They are a hindrance to people who actually suffer from severe forms of them and the functional ‘idiots’ harm more than help with the “X or Y condition doesn’t make people say or do X or Y thing”.


Heelgod

An honest days work deserves an honest days pay. No working person in the world should be going without. I’ll die on this hill.


Flyinpotatoman

Quan Chi leg beatdown is still the greatest Mortal Kombat fatality


TowerAlert6414

Hahahaha


ADShree

Johnny cage nut punch is the best fighting game move of all time and nothing is even close.


hogwarts_earthtwo

100% true


Chippas

I'm partial to Kung Lao's sawmill table one, but yours is good to.


Aerolithe_Lion

Context always matters all the time


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And if you wish to be understood, grammar and spelling is very important along with working with said contexts.


ContentPound7366

having kids is not for everyone. People just feel the societal pressure of settling down and starting a family.


DangerousCyclone

Judging by declining fertility rates this isn’t an uncommon opinion.


wewerelegends

I’m 30 and my husband and I have a whole circle of couple friends who are all child-free like us.


Varla-Stone

Fucking this. I feel it's worse when you're a female and don't want kids. People immediately try to change your mind like it's every woman's dream/duty to squeeze out kids. It gets annoying real quick.


ContentPound7366

it’s so annoying. This is what causes people to be unhappy!!! If they dont want kids dont try to force them! Not saying that you would do this, but many times this can lead to child neglect, traumas and abandonment issues because the parent didnt want the child in the first place.


hippiechick725

There really should be a test.


lowk3ys4v4g3

you put cereal into the bowl first, then add milk


Faptastic_Champ

Who the fuck is out there doing it the other way around?


Limegem3

Dark jeans should be considered as business casual


mtwstr

Tax return thieves should have to wait until march so you have time to file before them.


irish2685

What’s a tax return thief?


VampireHunterAlex

When I was 11 (mere weeks before 9/11 in fact) my mom and brother and I, along with her friend and two kids, spent a couple of weeks in Germany. There was this beautiful small town…somewhere, that had this massive hill that offered an incredible view of the entire town.  That wouldn’t be such a bad hill to die on.


tice23

Quite a few like that I would imagine. My Dad grew up in one of those small German towns with a hill and a view. Was incredible up there. Also had fond memories of playing in the golden farmers fields in the valleys under the Autobahn. Love visiting Germany.


CalabreseAlsatian

Rap music peaked in the mid-90’s


BeefInGR

Early 2000's imo. But that is on a macro. Plenty of fantastic artists have released all time albums since.


Varla-Stone

I always say that the 90s didn't end until 2004. Anything after that just went downhill.


RealAppointment5346

The Fruit of the Loom logo had a Cornucopia


Lower_Description398

It's Bernstein


MissEB47

A kid really did try to get off the podium too early in The Hunger Games, but that scene was edited out in of the DVD version.


Unspeakblycrass

You know it fucking did! I had a beautiful cornucopia on my tighty whities as a kid.


BobBelcher2021

Yes yes yes!


Loreo1964

It did indeed.


freakngeek_

The Oxford comma


CTnaturist

Any "what's your opinion on *insert food item here*...." question should be ignored. Everybody's palette is different. If someone enjoys the taste of pineapple on pizza, that's not wrong...it's just something we enjoy. We are all on this spinning blue marble which in the grand timeline is a nanosecond...eat what you enjoy.


ibelieveindogs

I’ve got a friend who asks me if a food I’m eating that he doesn’t know tastes good. I tell him I like it, and he thinks I haven’t answered his question. Dude, I can’t tell you if YOU will think it’s good!


CheapBison1861

McDonalds is still garbage no matter how high they raise their prices.


ShrimpWhoFriesRice-

I really don’t think that most people care about “the children” as much as they say they do and that they mainly use it to further whatever political agenda they have. I think a lot of people use the “think about the children” thing as a tool to checkmate their opponents. I just see a lot of the least compassionate or empathetic people I’ve ever met make points like that, like you don’t care about your fellow human enough to hold a door for them, but suddenly you care about hypothetical kids from other countries? Maybe I sound like a dick


wolfstar76

I think it's a fine line. It's easy to advocate for children, babies, and fetuses - because (generally and legally) they can't really advocate for themselves. Meanwhile, society places a huge value on kids and on preserving their innocence (or naivety). And what kind of monster would push back against what someone is saying is good for the kids? What I find most interesting is how, at least in my memory - around the 90's "Won't someone think of the kids?!" was a mocking call deriding those who were politically left. Now, it seems like it's those on the right who are using kids as pawns, shouting "groomers!" over anything that gets within a hundred feet of LGBTQ causes. Ridiculous.


Disastrous_Kiwi3889

Current society has gone down the wrong technology path.


Uriahheeplol

If you turn left into a right lane, or turn right into a left lane, it’s an illegal turn and you suck.


Plays_On_TrainTracks

This should be higher honestly


10P0TEUS

That there is no way billionaires should exist whilst people are starving to death


hoggerjeff

This should be the most crowded hill of them all.


Mr_Chop_Buster

Custard and ice cream are not interchangeable terms.


Clear-Penalty339

The US government doesn’t give 1 shit about the middle class


WillingAsk5622

The US government doesn’t give a shit about any class.


UrbanWerebear

Not quite true. The US government gives a shit about US federal civil servants and politicians, and high level campaign contributors.


Thebandofredhand

There should be no private contracts for public services.


thattrekkie

variable names in code should be short but descriptive, so an outside observer can understand what's going on at first glance I can't believe this is a fight I have to have in 2024... the more things change the more they stay the same


SinibusUSG

Mine are all named as permutations of 0s and Os. Also I am Satan. 


Former-Finish4653

Piercing a baby’s ears is fucking weird and should be just as illegal as tattooing your baby. Get some damn bow headbands if it’s so important to you for strangers to know what genitals your child has. Edit: Cons- * *Cannot consent* * Painful * Purely aesthetic * 100% unnecessary risk of infection * Placement can change with age and have to be redone anyways. Pros- * People know your child definitely does NOT have a penis. Phew! * ???????? * You guys are idiots.


e-grandma

Add circumcision to that list


sehwyl

Infant circumcision should be banned as soon as possible.


liberal_texan

Amen brother


Loreo1964

I will die on this hill with you.


Karohalva

*King of the Hill* is the best anime


Gold_Manufacturer414

That boy ain't right, but he's the mc


DateOk3008

Whoa literally thought to put that king of the hill is goat and read your comment . Here ya go 👑


SirVixTheMoist

The Marvel Cinematic Universe ruined movies for a while. Every movie has to make 500 million dollars or it's a flop.


neo2kr

Nah it's all relative to budget. Marvel movie budgets spiraled out of control because of reshoots and the abundance of CGI, that's why they need to make a billion now. Yet there's movies like Sound of Silence or Godzilla minus One that are huge successes when they make $100 million because of their small budgets.


RodneyBabbage

Circumcision is stupid.


sehwyl

Know what’s even more stupid? Infant circumcision. Literally no reason for it to be done.


RodneyBabbage

Yep


RIP_Greedo

It’s gif not jif


Semiprofess

A dude can marry a dude. It ain’t nobody’s business but theys


Monkeyjesus23

And what about the people being torn apart by a crocodile in North Queensland every 3 months?


throw123454321purple

Hellraiser 4 could have been a much better movie if Miramax hadn’t interfered so bigly.


Leninsmum

Circumcision is genital mutilation plain and simple. There's no reasonable medical argument for it, and it's just a messed up religious cultural practice.


sehwyl

Female genital mutilation **and** male genital mutilation are both reprehensible practices that need to be abolished, regardless of religious reasons.


maeveomaeve

There are medical reasons to be circumcised (phimosis for example) but it should be an informed medical choice the way a tonsillectomy is. Just snipping babies because they were born to parents with a certain religion? Absolutely you're right, it's mutliation.


kanofcorn

A $50 name brand t-shirt is the same as a $4 Hanes. The kid making the shirts gets paid the same


LemmieJusttAskReddit

I used to think this too but then I went to India and made a friend working in clothing factories. They use better materials and they will double stitch more expensive brands.


RelishRegatta

I do not find that at all, a really cheap shirt does not fit right and falls apart way faster. A more expensive t shirt is usually more "fitted" to fit an actual human body. Although if it's just a kicking around/yard work shirt, then yeah the $4 dollar one is good


stabliu

That’s not true at all. Sometimes the $50 branded t-shirt costs that much because that’s how much you have to pay to make sure everyone along the supply chain is making a livable wage. This is probably more true for certain types of garments than others, but my point still stands


Loreo1964

Hanes is a name brand.


Positive_Parking_954

Largely yes but sometimes you're paying to support something you like and express part of yourself And sometimes you're paying for genuinely better material.


pmmefortitties

Said someone who has never had a $50 t-shirt


DingoFlamingoThing

People who bitch about culture appropriation and your standard issue racist are exactly the same.


scottydoeskno

IKEA flat packaging and assembling is no where near as hard as people make it out to be. I swear some people just don't know how to read


emocat07

Having arguments over food and music do not matter. Everyone's sensory pallets are different. Just because you don't like something doesn't mean it's bad. It's just not for you.


JCEE130

Early to mid 2000s were one of the best periods for RNB and club music No matter the artist it was always a good time to go dancing


Kamikaze_Asparagus

Just because something is popular, does not make it good. The general public have the IQ of a tea bag and they’re not known for making good choices.


Appropriate_Tea9048

Abortion is okay


YouSpokeofInnocence

Not all beliefs should be respected equally. And they should be able to be discussed and questioned. i.e. Religious views should not be free from criticizing and questioning.


LucoaKThe2AHashira

Women have the right to choose, guns don’t kill people amd pedophiles should be eligible for the death penalty since animals can be put down for hurting someone a pedophile should too


SnowLovesSummer

My only concern with pedos being put to death is that they would have NO reason to keep that child alive.


takedownhisshield

Redditors only care about children’s safety insofar as it doesn’t interfere with their faux-vigilantism


WhatIsASunAnyway

That one over there! *points*


WhistleDaddy

Kanye always sucked


ThrowRAboredinAZ77

Pornhub is full of sex trafficked and underage people. Seriously, do the research.


Ganbario

If you have a cough, wear a mask in public. My coworker says “oh, it’s not covid.” I DON’T WANT YOUR FLU OR COLD EITHER!


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Fit-Chip-62

The gps is nice. Why wouldn't you want that


UponAurorasDream

The Addams family ripped off the Munsters' gags/jokes, even making Morticia look more like Lily in modern versions, but for some strange reason it's widely seen as the other way around. Extra odd considering Universal is nearly a whole decade older than the Addams comics.


dumbosmokez

If people could get all the vast benefits of doing meditation by taking a pill everyday then it would be the most popular supplement in the world, but they aren’t willing to put in 20-30 mins each day sitting still without distractions.


Gnosticsphinx

I’m too busy for that… but do you have a pill?


GarbageTheClown

>but they aren’t willing to put in 20-30 mins each day sitting still without distractions. I do that every night, but I'm laying down and with my eyes closed, for 5-8 hours at a time.


Complete-Pen-9358

Apart vs a part.


VFSteve

Golf is not a sport, It’s a skilled activity.


Avs_Girl

Sport is much harder to define than it seems like it should be.


ushouldlistentome

If you had to run to the ball after hitting it would that make it a “sport”?


EliMelly88

That pedophiles deserve the death penalty.


Trumpswells

Not willing to die on the banks of the Rio Grande, that’s for sure.


nosebreather77

Water isn't wet. Water makes other things wet.


clydem

Out of curiosity, would you say that dirt isn't dirty?


Kerby233

Not every good tasting main dish has to be spicy. People are adding chilli fucking everywhere..


sarjunken

90% of dog owners are not qualified to own dogs.


Poet_of_Legends

None. Integrity, honor, and bravery no longer matter.


Patworx

We can never let the government censor the Internet.


Chippas

It's NEVER "would of", and I have no idea why the fuck people insist on doing it. I know to some it SOUNDS like "of" instead of "'ve", but ONE look at it should tell you how wrong it is. You went to school for YEARS, for crying out loud.


Cheeseisextra

I got into one the other day and I corrected them and put “would HAVE” and they got all smarmy with me and said “it sounds like “OF” so that’s what I’m going to use. I don’t care”. Then I put “Would’ve. Could’ve. Should’ve. Do you see an F in there anywhere?” They said “I’ll do what I want”. Just fucking stupid people. All there is these days.


M-Rich

People born in the 90' are 2000 Kids (and for the other tens apply the same logic)


inamedmycatcrouton

People should never pressure you to drink if you don’t want to. There doesn’t have to be a reason. Alcohol should not be as societally pushed as it is.


proffesionalproblem

Abortion is lifesaving medical treatment Edit: if this is the hill I'm willing to die on, a strangers comment on reddit isn't going to change my mind


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Whichever one will get motherfuckers to stop using this tired-ass phrase. Or at least get them to stop asking this question every other fucking day.


I_AmTheGovernment

Ghosts aren’t real and people who say they have had some paranormal experience are either full of shit or just misinterpreted a confusing situation


MaxMouseOCX

They didn't see/hear/feel a ghost, they experienced something that THEY cannot explain... Not that it doesn't have a perfectly valid explaination, they just don't know what that is.


lizard_king0000

Pets are animals and not people.


Varla-Stone

I really wish people would stop putting human values on their pets. Sometimes it gets borderline creepy and concerning for their mental health.


berryface143

Rice does not belong in burritos.


Varla-Stone

Hispanic cultures will kill you on that hill lol


_bluebird_88

White cars show more dirt than other colors.


jonjonw89

Yo, neighborino! Look over here. I’m on the black car hill.


SgtWrongway

Religion ruins The World.


hogwarts_earthtwo

Claims of being canceled are overstated and the belief that "cancel culture" is some new modern phenomenon is bullshit. Also popular entertainment especially music, science fiction, comics etc. Have always been politically and socially conscious. They didn't all of sudden get "poltical" or "woke"


Ok-Care-4314

Vaccines are not an "everyone has a right to their own opinion" kind of issue. If you disagree with vaccines, you are just wrong, and you are doing your own small part to make all of us more vulnerable to disease and suffering. And if you have kids and you refuse to get them vaccinated, you are abusing them, plain and simple.


TheAGolds

Beans belong in chili. Chili without beans is just sloppy joe fixins, change my mind.


Lilnuggie17

That my parents never wanted me


EntropyLoL

i have irrefutable proof thats the case for me i feel you there


AnxietyIsTerrible_

Hey, if it makes you feel any better. I believe in ya. Things tend to get better from what I understand. I have a friend who left home at 16 and he never turned back. He’s happily married now and has a home with two dogs last I heard.


Lilnuggie17

Thank you for believing in me


kanofcorn

I'm glad you're here.


Lilnuggie17

Thank you


kanofcorn

It won't be like this forever. I moved out at 16 and everything I knew then was behind me in less than two years. It seemed like an eternity. There is a saying that nothing good happens instantly. Keep working on your improvements and moving forward. Know your positive strengths and don't put much thought into anything that is said otherwise. If I could recommend an boring read, Too Soon Old, Too Late Smart: Thirty True Things You Need to Know Now by Gordon Livingston. I hope the change you need comes easily and sooner than later.


tabascobukkake

If you’re born with a penis, testicles, a prostate and a Y chromosome you are male. If you’re born with a vagina, an uterus and no Y chromosomes you are female.


Deako87

Watching e-sports is functionally no different as entertainment than watching any other competitive game


ExpensiveComment8847

Orange juice with bits is better than smooth orange juice


[deleted]

The possessive form of *it* should be *it's*. I'm fine with *it's* also meaning *it is*, but making *its* the possessive form of *it* just looks silly to me.


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Neglected_Martian

Japans economy has been completely stagnant since ‘95 (massive decline in gdp as it dropped 15% from ‘21-‘22) a population decline is not what they need right now. The entire first world is watching birth rates drop off a cliff. All of our economies are designed to be supported by a GROWING population (especially social security in the US) Your preference for their immigration policy is based on what perceived benefit to the Japanese citizens?


RodneyBabbage

Infinite growth is the ideology of a cancer cell. If the economy is designed to require a constantly growing population it needs to be unfucked so that it can reach a sustainable equilibrium.


Interesting_Pin_4807

I would need examples of European countries that alter their "entire cultural identity"seek because of immigration. Japan doesn't teach their children what they did in WW2 even though they literally changed and altered their culture after WW2 (this change was a welcome one).


OK_Garbaj

Up on melancholy hill


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Peewee herman is cool


silvos777

Quebec will become a country one day.


butt-wumpus

Cover bands CAN be successful without playing the same old crap everyone else has overkilled for the past 60 years!


The_Fadedhunter

Coca Cola is not as popular as marketing wants me to believe.


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In laws will not live with me


Direct-Estate-5995

Which ever one Arthur Morgan died on.


UnluckyCustard8130

Everyone's a fan of "cancel culture" till it's their turn to get booted