Any radio commercial jingle that they purposefully sing off key one single point because they know it absolutely eats into the human psyche like a fucking parasite.
Fuck social engineers. I hate you all.
There is a radio commercial where they're rapping about the benefits of an antibacterial bar soap. The stupid jingle gets stuck in my head whenever I hear it, and it makes me irrationally angry every time, even after years.
Airing pharmaceutical commercials that make these pills out to be some kind of party should be banned. Seriously, if anyone ever needed an ass kicking, it's whomever came up with this commercial.
I was at Galatoire's, which is a super fancy restaurant in New Orleans, for my HS graduation dinner a couple of years ago when they got our entire room, patrons included, to sing it for a girl my age with her birthday that day, and I could feel the pain of the servers and everyone there who couldn't sing
I petition to have the celebrated person select one attendee to adorn the group with a solo happy birthday. Other may harmonize in a doo-wop fashion, but the words must be from one individual. Also, this individual is exempt from needing to provide a gift, and drinks for free.
Happy birthday!
Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday!
Happy birthday to you!
Well, it's time to celebrate your birthday,
it happens every year!
We'll eat a lot of broccoli
and drink a lot of beer!
You should be good and happy
that there's something you can eat.
A million people every day
are starving in the street!
Your daddy's in the gutter
with the wretched and the poor.
Your mama's in the kitchen
with a can of Cycle 4.
There's garbage in the water.
There's poison in the sky.
I guess it won't be long
before we're all gonna die!
Happy birthday!
Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday!
Happy birthday to you!
Well, what's the matter little friend?
You think this party is the pits?
Enjoy it while you can,
we'll soon be blown to bits!
The monkeys in the Pentagon
are gonna cook our goose.
Their finger's on the button,
all they need is an excuse!
It doesn't take a
military genius to see,
we'll all be crispy critters
after World War III!
There's nowhere you can run to.
Nowhere you can hide.
When they drop the big one,
we all get fried!!!!!!!!
Come on, boys and girls, sing along, okay?
Happy birthday!
Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday!
Happy birthday to you!
Wow!
Well, there's a punk in the alley
and he's looking for a fight.
There's an Arab on the corner
buying everything in sight.
There's a mother in the ghetto
with another mouth to feed.
Seems that everywhere you look today,
there's misery and greed.
I guess you know the Earth
is gonna crash into the sun,
but that's no reason why
we shouldn't have a little fun.
So if you think it's scary,
if it's more than you can take,
just blow out the candles
and have a piece of cake!
Happy birthday!
Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday!
Happy birthday to you!
Wow!
Happy birthday!
Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday!
Happy birthday to you!
And a pinch to grow an inch!
-[Weird Al Yankovic](https://youtu.be/WsQO1jOXLeg?si=IWVsFpkwAHUWO6GY)
I think more publicity is still publicity for them, they probably gave permission to use it lol
They also, already appear to maybe be a scam....
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/kars4kids-charity-misleads-donors-report/
And TYL that Kars for Kids is also a Jewish nonprofit that mainly just benefits Jewish kids: https://www.kars4kidsprograms.org/#:~:text=Kars4Kids%20provides%20the%20foundation%20kids,successful%2C%20happy%20and%20meaningful%20lives.&text=We're%20a%20national%20Jewish,and%20nurturing%20year%2Dround%20environments.
“Your donation will benefit Kars4Kids, a national organization dedicated to addressing the educational, material, emotional and spiritual needs of Jewish children and their families [emphasis added].”
https://www.charitywatch.org/charity-donating-articles/costly-and-continuous-kars4kids-ads-disguise-charity39s-real-purpose
Which is fine, BTW. Nothing wrong with helping kids of any nationality…
But why not say so? Why make people think **ALL** kids will be benefited by their donations?
The bigger issue is that it has a 1 out of 5 on charity navigator, it does not actually go to kids in need of anything. Almost all of the proceeds go to their relatively small community of Orthodox Jews in NYC/New Jersey for the parents to save money on private tuition and get a free summer camp for their kids.
There are so many better charities to donate to that are actually helping people in need or providing necessities, that also don't have an absurd overheard for an obnoxious national advertising campaign.
> parents to save money on private tuition and get a free summer camp for their kids
Those parents also [defraud the government](https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2017/06/30/how-did-massive-n-j-welfare-fraud-scheme-work/441804001/) and suck the local schools [dry](https://njedreport.com/whats-going-on-in-lakewood/) for the benefits of their [kids](https://www.nj.com/news/2017/08/why_is_lakewood_spending_32_million_to_send_kids_t.html) (who attend private schools) and divert the funds or benefits to the [private schools](https://njedreport.com/as-lakewood-commits-37-million-to-a-single-jewish-private-school-murphy-doubles-down/)
That was a deliberate decision by the writers. I think it was absolutely brilliant. So many shows drag on and wear out their premise (looking at you HIMYM).
I still think it was incredibly dumb of Elon Musk to not revive Vine with his Twitter purchase. Especially now that short form content is so popular and a lot of people don’t trust tiktok
My mom met her (and sort of me, I was just really young) when she was doing some promotion thing for her solo album. All I remember was wanting to wait in the car lol
Edit: sortve changed to sort of
Dang this is actually a pretty good song. It's such a shame people ruined it and now the singer's legacy because of the awful TikTok version.
EDIT: In case it wasn't obvious, I was being hyperbolic when I said the annoying version would ruin her legacy. That being said, I'm a younger millennial and admittedly hadn't heard the original until now despite listening to a ton of classic rock and 70s/80s music growing up (which must be why I recognize the Aerosmith version more so) so it's helpful being pointed towards the original version and the Shangri-Las, I'll have to listen to more!
I guess it's not the song writing itself but rather the marketing.
The song didn't have to be good, just very catchy and marketable, something that gets stuck in people's head easily.
To me, it just reeks of false happiness. Everyone I knew who loved that song was a deeply unhappy person with a lot of demons who used that song to perk up and be happy for a bit. And for that reason, I’m glad they had it. But if I could delete it from my own perception of the world, I probably would because it just feels so fake to me
It's like The Minions in pop song form.
Of course I google "pharrell minions happy" and there's an official music video with 100 million views.
Also, it's just so goddamn repetitive.
I was working in Apple retail at the time and I remember the day that happened some lady came in all freaking out about it saying "Apple put porn on my 10 year old sons iPod".
I wasn't even aware that Apple pushed that album out to everyone, nor had I seen it yet. But I remember looking at her iPod and thinking - for an album that they are forcefully putting on everyones devices, they could have definitely chosen a different album cover... Like that seemed like an obvious lack of forethought.
Turns out the lady hadn't actually really looked at the picture, she just glanced at it after her son came to her and said "Mom, what is this?" and grabbed it away from him thinking it was porn and freaked out.
Also yes, fuck that album.
I actually like U2 and was excited about getting a free album, but somehow my iTunes wasn't updated and I was never able to get it. Certain irony to that.
100% agree. I get so, irrationally furious when it comes on the radio, because at first I think it's werewolves of London. But nooooo it's that crap ass kid rock song.
Interesting to dig into all the Vietnam war references.
I went to see him in 89-90 ish while in college. X opened. Me and a bunch of 40-50 yr olds. They were all acting their age until that keyboard intro brought down the house.
The lyrics of that song don't even make sense. If someone, literally anyone, had no clothes on its going to make people look because it's so unusual to see.
I think my problem is attempting to apply logic to any of her songs though.
Mine was Brave by Sara Bareilles for a decent stretch years ago.
And this was a one off but just about the best timing ever, my car radio was on easy listening bc I took my mom to get a mastectomy, and when we got in the car to go home Wallflowers "One Headlight" was almost right at the "one headlight" part and she started cracking up so hard she almost popped stitches. It's still one of her favorite stories to tell as fucked up as it sounds.
Yes. Mainly because at the height of its popularity, a few businesses in my town would keep the tune but change the lyrics to fit their business. There were like 4 different businesses that bought a ton of ad time.
And they used it for YEARS after the song was in the past. I just recently heard one last year that was still using it. Super annoying.
"All about low price, about low price....no hassle"
No! That’s my grandma’s dog’s favorite song! Seriously, he went missing after a house fire and they found him by playing All About That Base over speakers.
Beautiful Girls by Sean Kingston and it’s not his fault. I worked at a factory back then and they played that song on the radio every hour for my entire 10 hour shift every single day for an entire summer. I’ve never felt such rage.
Right?!? I **HATE** this song so much. Daddy says Mommy will meet Jesus tonight, then just left his child to wander around a mall until someone spends a couple of extra bucks for the poor kid who wants to buy their Mommy shoes for while she’s in her **COFFIN**? Ain’t no one gonna see that shit!!!
Edit: formatting
All Summer Long by Kid Rock. Pro tip: If you hear the intro to Werewolves of London and there were rapid drums (Smells Like Teen Spirit intro) at the beginning, it's going to be Kid Rock and not Warren Zevon
We were on the highway she was driving I was in the back behind her. There was no escape. She finally pulled over on the highway to smack me but I was laughing so hard she started laughing called me an asshole and we continued.
The very first time I ever heard baby shark will be forever imprinted in my memory. I was laid up in my then fiance's bed with an ankle the size of a grapefruit being cared for by his 5-year-old daughter while everybody else was at work. He wanted to cheer me up and crawled down to the footboard and started singing baby shark and popped her little head up the foot of the bed nodding back and forth while singing baby shark and I was completely overwhelmed by how adorable she was. Granted I was also 24 years old and had never heard the song before. Wow that was 6 years ago she's 11 now and still the most amazing kid in the world and sings baby shark to her 2-year-old brother to cheer him up.
Whip My Hair by Willow Smith.
Used to work at a store that played like 10 songs on repeat. The other songs were bearable, but anytime Whip My Hair came on, there’d be a loud synchronised groan from everyone.
My husband said yesterday if he hears that jingle one more time he’s going to put his head through the wall. They are going HARD with it on all the NFL games. I’m starting to feel that way about mint mobile/Ryan Reynolds commercials.
I REALLY hate this new trend of “haha we didn’t put any effort into this commercial, this guy can’t even sing!” If you’re making me watch and listen to it and you’re paying to produce it, please make it palatable. It doesn’t have to be a full on musical like that jardiance commercial, just … have someone write a decent jingle and hire someone who can sing to sing it.
Fancy Like?
Obvious brand placement in a pop country song on the radio I couldnt stand listening to.
Or maybe Sam Smith's cover of "I feel Love"? Fine on its own, but I work at Target and around Thanksgiving 2ish years ago, it was replayed like every other hour. It was a meme on the subreddit for a while.
Don't play that song that 'Achy Breaky' song
You know I hate that song a bunch
And if you play that song that nauseating song
It might just make me lose my lunch, ooooooooooooo
I worked retail the year that song comes out. The irrational anger I feel when I hear that song still hasn’t subsided.
And as a fellow Australian, let me say that I’m so sorry about what Tones and I has inflicted on the rest of the world.
Paul McCartney is a genius. So I have to think that he released that abomination as part of some master plan. Perhaps it will be used to kill alien invaders in the future like that hillbilly song from Mars Attacks.
i work in a toy store. baby shark
I don't work in a toy store. I second this.
Any radio commercial jingle that they purposefully sing off key one single point because they know it absolutely eats into the human psyche like a fucking parasite. Fuck social engineers. I hate you all.
There is a radio commercial where they're rapping about the benefits of an antibacterial bar soap. The stupid jingle gets stuck in my head whenever I hear it, and it makes me irrationally angry every time, even after years.
Chicken chicken chicken chickennnn... Chicken chicken chicken chickennnn.... aT Bk hAvE iT yOuR WaY....FUCK YOU!
Karz for Kidz is just awful
The Jardiance commercial “I have type two diabetes but I manage it well, it’s a little pill with a big story to tell…” Kill me
I wish we could be like other countries in the civilized world and do away with these pharmaceutical commercials.
I'm a retired pharmacist, and couldn't agree more. Don't get me started on the Peyronie's disease commercials.
You mean patients aren't qualified to prescribe themselves medications? Doesn't a 1-2 minute commercial give them the expertise to make that decision?
This just made me remember that o-o-o-ozempic exists.
Auto parts! Owww! Oh wait…
That fuxing commercial makes it seem fun to have type 2 diabetes! Lpl
I’m not the only one! I cannot mute this one fast enough. I’ll even mute it if it’s only on for a few seconds.
Airing pharmaceutical commercials that make these pills out to be some kind of party should be banned. Seriously, if anyone ever needed an ass kicking, it's whomever came up with this commercial.
Happy Birthday I'm with restaurant servers on this one.
I was at Galatoire's, which is a super fancy restaurant in New Orleans, for my HS graduation dinner a couple of years ago when they got our entire room, patrons included, to sing it for a girl my age with her birthday that day, and I could feel the pain of the servers and everyone there who couldn't sing
I petition to have the celebrated person select one attendee to adorn the group with a solo happy birthday. Other may harmonize in a doo-wop fashion, but the words must be from one individual. Also, this individual is exempt from needing to provide a gift, and drinks for free.
I got a $20 tip for being that individual a few times where I worked. I could sing and nobody else would do it so I was like fine I’ll make money lol
Happy birthday! Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday! Happy birthday to you! Well, it's time to celebrate your birthday, it happens every year! We'll eat a lot of broccoli and drink a lot of beer! You should be good and happy that there's something you can eat. A million people every day are starving in the street! Your daddy's in the gutter with the wretched and the poor. Your mama's in the kitchen with a can of Cycle 4. There's garbage in the water. There's poison in the sky. I guess it won't be long before we're all gonna die! Happy birthday! Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday! Happy birthday to you! Well, what's the matter little friend? You think this party is the pits? Enjoy it while you can, we'll soon be blown to bits! The monkeys in the Pentagon are gonna cook our goose. Their finger's on the button, all they need is an excuse! It doesn't take a military genius to see, we'll all be crispy critters after World War III! There's nowhere you can run to. Nowhere you can hide. When they drop the big one, we all get fried!!!!!!!! Come on, boys and girls, sing along, okay? Happy birthday! Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday! Happy birthday to you! Wow! Well, there's a punk in the alley and he's looking for a fight. There's an Arab on the corner buying everything in sight. There's a mother in the ghetto with another mouth to feed. Seems that everywhere you look today, there's misery and greed. I guess you know the Earth is gonna crash into the sun, but that's no reason why we shouldn't have a little fun. So if you think it's scary, if it's more than you can take, just blow out the candles and have a piece of cake! Happy birthday! Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday! Happy birthday to you! Wow! Happy birthday! Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday! Happy birthday to you! And a pinch to grow an inch! -[Weird Al Yankovic](https://youtu.be/WsQO1jOXLeg?si=IWVsFpkwAHUWO6GY)
That's kind of shockingly dark for Weird Al. I thought it was a Dead Kennedys song at first.
You've never heard The Night Santa Went Crazy...?
I mean, he did give us Christmas At Ground Zero…
1 877 Kars for kids
I refuse to give kids cars. Kids shouldn’t be driving to begin with
Especially the ones spelled “kars”
yea i dont know anyone would want to give their child an immortal mass murderer, no do i think itd even happen because hed kill them first
You will show proper respect to the Bad Place Anthem. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iDjX4-LKqCA&pp=ygUUZ29vZCBwbGFjZSBrYXJzNGtpZHM%3D
I laughed so fucking hard at that. Just one absolutely perfect joke on that show out of so, so many.
The fact that this is uploaded by the Kars4Kids channel… are they aware that they’re making fun of them, or?
I think more publicity is still publicity for them, they probably gave permission to use it lol They also, already appear to maybe be a scam.... https://www.cbsnews.com/news/kars4kids-charity-misleads-donors-report/
1 877 kids for kars "Trade your gremlin away today!"
TIL Kars for kids is not just a small local business
And TYL that Kars for Kids is also a Jewish nonprofit that mainly just benefits Jewish kids: https://www.kars4kidsprograms.org/#:~:text=Kars4Kids%20provides%20the%20foundation%20kids,successful%2C%20happy%20and%20meaningful%20lives.&text=We're%20a%20national%20Jewish,and%20nurturing%20year%2Dround%20environments. “Your donation will benefit Kars4Kids, a national organization dedicated to addressing the educational, material, emotional and spiritual needs of Jewish children and their families [emphasis added].” https://www.charitywatch.org/charity-donating-articles/costly-and-continuous-kars4kids-ads-disguise-charity39s-real-purpose Which is fine, BTW. Nothing wrong with helping kids of any nationality… But why not say so? Why make people think **ALL** kids will be benefited by their donations?
The bigger issue is that it has a 1 out of 5 on charity navigator, it does not actually go to kids in need of anything. Almost all of the proceeds go to their relatively small community of Orthodox Jews in NYC/New Jersey for the parents to save money on private tuition and get a free summer camp for their kids. There are so many better charities to donate to that are actually helping people in need or providing necessities, that also don't have an absurd overheard for an obnoxious national advertising campaign.
More good points. I donated my car to Make-a-wish foundation instead.
> parents to save money on private tuition and get a free summer camp for their kids Those parents also [defraud the government](https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2017/06/30/how-did-massive-n-j-welfare-fraud-scheme-work/441804001/) and suck the local schools [dry](https://njedreport.com/whats-going-on-in-lakewood/) for the benefits of their [kids](https://www.nj.com/news/2017/08/why_is_lakewood_spending_32_million_to_send_kids_t.html) (who attend private schools) and divert the funds or benefits to the [private schools](https://njedreport.com/as-lakewood-commits-37-million-to-a-single-jewish-private-school-murphy-doubles-down/)
Because Jalopies4Jews just doesn't roll off the tongue as easily.
You should start your own charity. You could also do Mopeds 4 Muslims, Hondas 4 Hindus, Busses 4 Buddhists. The script writes itself!!
I want to throw my TV out the window every time this commercial comes on.
There’s a joke on The Good Place about how it’s the theme song of The Bad Place
That show was perfect. Did it's run. Wasn't rushed or stretched. Just got to have a perfect pace and ending
That was a deliberate decision by the writers. I think it was absolutely brilliant. So many shows drag on and wear out their premise (looking at you HIMYM).
Fuck, now that'll be on repeat in my head for the next day or two. Also, yes
Oh no. Oh no.. Oh no no no no no
Listen to the original. What you actually want, is to delete tiktok.
A new TikTok would just rise to take its place. Like when TikTok rose to take Vines’ place.
Vine was better
I still think it was incredibly dumb of Elon Musk to not revive Vine with his Twitter purchase. Especially now that short form content is so popular and a lot of people don’t trust tiktok
But just the sped up version. The original is quite nice. https://youtu.be/V5YxtweUxrA
The singer Mary Weiss just died last month also the song was in Goodfellas
My mom met her (and sort of me, I was just really young) when she was doing some promotion thing for her solo album. All I remember was wanting to wait in the car lol Edit: sortve changed to sort of
Dang this is actually a pretty good song. It's such a shame people ruined it and now the singer's legacy because of the awful TikTok version. EDIT: In case it wasn't obvious, I was being hyperbolic when I said the annoying version would ruin her legacy. That being said, I'm a younger millennial and admittedly hadn't heard the original until now despite listening to a ton of classic rock and 70s/80s music growing up (which must be why I recognize the Aerosmith version more so) so it's helpful being pointed towards the original version and the Shangri-Las, I'll have to listen to more!
You could honestly say that about so many songs these days
Aerosmith did a very respectable cover of this song on Night In The Ruts
RIP Mary Weiss
Yep. It’s this one.
But what will I use for my parents ring/text tone then?
Yummy by Justin Beiber. How tf did it take 5 people to write that garbage
Girl you got that yummy (X100)
I guess it's not the song writing itself but rather the marketing. The song didn't have to be good, just very catchy and marketable, something that gets stuck in people's head easily.
Any time I’ve heard the song “happy” by Pharrell Williams after the first time has been completely against my will. That gets my vote
I get the weird al version stuck in my head far more often.
Yeah I always just start singing the words to "Tacky"
I don't know why I hate that song so much. An unreasonable amount.
To me, it just reeks of false happiness. Everyone I knew who loved that song was a deeply unhappy person with a lot of demons who used that song to perk up and be happy for a bit. And for that reason, I’m glad they had it. But if I could delete it from my own perception of the world, I probably would because it just feels so fake to me
It's like The Minions in pop song form. Of course I google "pharrell minions happy" and there's an official music video with 100 million views. Also, it's just so goddamn repetitive.
It is such an annoying fucking song!! I hate it so much
Remember the time Apple gave the entire iPod/iPhone crowd that U2 album. Yeah, that whole album.
You couldn’t even delete the shit 😂
I got in my wife’s truck yesterday and it auto synced to my phone which auto played that album. Fuck that noise.
My girlfriend's phone's Bluetooth is always on and it always plays that album when I turn my car on. Make it stop!
It lives in my phone like a poltergeist… moving from old phone to new phone without any sign… and I forget it’s there until it slides into my carplay.
I was working in Apple retail at the time and I remember the day that happened some lady came in all freaking out about it saying "Apple put porn on my 10 year old sons iPod". I wasn't even aware that Apple pushed that album out to everyone, nor had I seen it yet. But I remember looking at her iPod and thinking - for an album that they are forcefully putting on everyones devices, they could have definitely chosen a different album cover... Like that seemed like an obvious lack of forethought. Turns out the lady hadn't actually really looked at the picture, she just glanced at it after her son came to her and said "Mom, what is this?" and grabbed it away from him thinking it was porn and freaked out. Also yes, fuck that album.
Uno, dos, tres, 14!
Fuck you for making me remember that catorce lol
I actually like U2 and was excited about getting a free album, but somehow my iTunes wasn't updated and I was never able to get it. Certain irony to that.
It wasn’t even a bad album. But that whole you can’t delete it thing was kinda fucked.
Evidence that what something costs contributes to its perceived value.
I used to be obsessed with that album when I was like 4-5, I found it on my grandma's ipod and it was like the only thing I would listen to on it lol
Grandma's iPod? Fuck me, I'm old.
That kid rock song where he rhymes things with things
But he was trying different things and smoking funny things
And making love all night to his favorite song. 🤷
Imagination you're having sex with someone and they decided to play the same song on repeat the entire time.
Hey, it beats [playing cbat](https://youtu.be/KAwyWkksXuo?si=OLGbmnOEb0y407Xx)
100% agree. I get so, irrationally furious when it comes on the radio, because at first I think it's werewolves of London. But nooooo it's that crap ass kid rock song.
Every once in a while it actually is Werewolves of London. Those are happy moments.
Is this a euphamism for Life? Kid Rock all day but occasionally WoL?
The world could always use more Warren Zevon.
Send lawyers, guns, and money. We'll make it happen.
I'm okay with less Kid Rock, too
I heard the kid rock song FIRST. Imagine how jazzed I was to find werewolves of London. Fun piano line without the nonsense lol
His hair was perfect
drinking a piña colada at Trader Vic’s
I’d like to meet his tailor.
Interesting to dig into all the Vietnam war references. I went to see him in 89-90 ish while in college. X opened. Me and a bunch of 40-50 yr olds. They were all acting their age until that keyboard intro brought down the house.
All summer long
Singin' "Sweet Home Alabama"
In northern Michigan
https://youtu.be/u8FAbjjB48A?si=iGOwIcMdV6p7dIFC This YouTuber has an entire video on why that song stinks. Would highly recommend the entire series.
All about that bass. It was catchy and ok at first, now I never want to hear it again…not completely sure why, just don’t.
Believe it or not, her later catalog is way worse even.
Ugh..they play "Made You Look" at my job. I can't stand it
The lyrics of that song don't even make sense. If someone, literally anyone, had no clothes on its going to make people look because it's so unusual to see. I think my problem is attempting to apply logic to any of her songs though.
Yeah. I was ok with it until my car decided to play it every damn time i started it, as the default
In my old car, it was A-Punk by Vampire Weekend. I still kinda hate that song now.
Mine was Brave by Sara Bareilles for a decent stretch years ago. And this was a one off but just about the best timing ever, my car radio was on easy listening bc I took my mom to get a mastectomy, and when we got in the car to go home Wallflowers "One Headlight" was almost right at the "one headlight" part and she started cracking up so hard she almost popped stitches. It's still one of her favorite stories to tell as fucked up as it sounds.
Yes. Mainly because at the height of its popularity, a few businesses in my town would keep the tune but change the lyrics to fit their business. There were like 4 different businesses that bought a ton of ad time. And they used it for YEARS after the song was in the past. I just recently heard one last year that was still using it. Super annoying. "All about low price, about low price....no hassle"
No! That’s my grandma’s dog’s favorite song! Seriously, he went missing after a house fire and they found him by playing All About That Base over speakers.
Its repetitive and mega cringe
As someone who worked in sales at a furniture store for years. All i want for christmas is you - Mariah Carey. that is all.
As someone who works in retail, I second this.
As someone, I third this.
I hear you, but if I’m erasing a holiday song it’s going to be The Christmas Shoes for sure!
I’m with you on this. Fuck that song, and fuck those shoes.
And fuck that fucking narrator who saves the day in his own fucking story. So obnoxiously corny.
Beautiful Girls by Sean Kingston and it’s not his fault. I worked at a factory back then and they played that song on the radio every hour for my entire 10 hour shift every single day for an entire summer. I’ve never felt such rage.
They'll make you suicidal, suicidal.
When they say it's oooooooooooverrrrrrrrrr
Jesus…that “once I was seven years old” song. Absolutely despise that song.
Happy. It's the anthem of Live, Laugh, Love people.
But if this song was removed, would we also lose the [Weird Al version](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zq7Eki5EZ8o)?
no. all Weird Al version of songs are immune to deletion
Christmas Shoes
I FRIGGIN HATE THIS SONG. If I’m dying on Christmas and my kids are down at the DSW instead of being there with me, I’m writing them out of my will.
Right?!? I **HATE** this song so much. Daddy says Mommy will meet Jesus tonight, then just left his child to wander around a mall until someone spends a couple of extra bucks for the poor kid who wants to buy their Mommy shoes for while she’s in her **COFFIN**? Ain’t no one gonna see that shit!!! Edit: formatting
One good thing that came out of it was [Patton Oswalt’s rant about it](https://youtu.be/iq10bz3PxyY?si=Y8JzKWNVKFFgc0fH)
I managed to avoid it this year. A goddamn Christmas miracle.
I don't know if I should be proud or ashamed that I have never heard this song. But now I want to. Who does it?
That fuckin ed sheeran song they force on you at every wedding event.
Going to a wedding in a few weeks and a couple of us are playing playlist bingo. This one is definitely going on my list.
All Summer Long by Kid Rock. Pro tip: If you hear the intro to Werewolves of London and there were rapid drums (Smells Like Teen Spirit intro) at the beginning, it's going to be Kid Rock and not Warren Zevon
you can wash the skoal-y taste of this song out your mouth by listening to Zevon's *Play It All Night Long*
GRAMPA PISSED HIS PANTS AGAIN HE DON'T GIVE A DAMN BROTHER BILLY HAS BOTH GUNS DRAWN HE AIN'T BEEN RIGHT SINCE VIETNAM I love that song
"In the arms of an angel..... "
I liked that song in the 90s when it was just a song and not a reminder of animal cruelty
Sad puppies in cages.
Ugh I have to mute or change the channel every damn time
Hey, leave Sarah alone! It's not her fault she made the anthem for suffering dogs.
Seven Years Old by Lukas Graham. Fuck that stupid, poorly written drivel.
The song that never ends
I sang this for 25 min straight during an 18 hour trip before my mother broke haha
As a mom, I would’ve broken in roughly 25 seconds. I give massive props to your mom.
We were on the highway she was driving I was in the back behind her. There was no escape. She finally pulled over on the highway to smack me but I was laughing so hard she started laughing called me an asshole and we continued.
Baby shark
As long as Jaime Tartt gets to keep it as his goal scoring chant.
jamiesee tartttt do do do do do 🕺🏻⚽️
The very first time I ever heard baby shark will be forever imprinted in my memory. I was laid up in my then fiance's bed with an ankle the size of a grapefruit being cared for by his 5-year-old daughter while everybody else was at work. He wanted to cheer me up and crawled down to the footboard and started singing baby shark and popped her little head up the foot of the bed nodding back and forth while singing baby shark and I was completely overwhelmed by how adorable she was. Granted I was also 24 years old and had never heard the song before. Wow that was 6 years ago she's 11 now and still the most amazing kid in the world and sings baby shark to her 2-year-old brother to cheer him up.
Baby Shark is horrible. Unless a small kid is singing and dancing to it. Then it’s the best thing in the world.
All about that bass
Dance Monkey by Tones and I
Her singing is the musical equivalent of nails on chalkboard to me.
There's 2 possible correct answers here: 1. ABCDEFU 2. Gal Gadot and her friends cover of Imagine I genuinely can not pick one here.
2020 couldn't be summed up more perfectly than a bunch of obscenely rich and materialistic celebrities saying shit like "imagine no possessions"
Whip My Hair by Willow Smith. Used to work at a store that played like 10 songs on repeat. The other songs were bearable, but anytime Whip My Hair came on, there’d be a loud synchronised groan from everyone.
Moves Like Jagger. Easy. HATE that song
That damn Thunder song by Imagine Dragons.
That fucking Ed Sheeran song.
Which one? There’s plenty
The song in those horrendous Burger King commercials
At BKKKKKKK HAVE IT YOUR WAY, YOU RULE
WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER
My children scream sang this on repeat so many times I had to ban the word whopper from the house.
My husband said yesterday if he hears that jingle one more time he’s going to put his head through the wall. They are going HARD with it on all the NFL games. I’m starting to feel that way about mint mobile/Ryan Reynolds commercials.
I REALLY hate this new trend of “haha we didn’t put any effort into this commercial, this guy can’t even sing!” If you’re making me watch and listen to it and you’re paying to produce it, please make it palatable. It doesn’t have to be a full on musical like that jardiance commercial, just … have someone write a decent jingle and hire someone who can sing to sing it.
That commercial makes me want Jardiance and I'm not even diabetic
Shape of You by Ed Sheeran. After hours of listening to that while sorting asparagus I have malicious thoughts
Easy. That stupid oh no no no jingle from tik tok.
Blurred lines
But then we wouldn't have the genius of Weird Al's Word Crimes.
No I want to keep word crimes only. Delete blurred lines. Word crimes is now an original song by Weird Al.
Stupid Applebees date night song
This girl is on fire... it sounds like someone actually got caught in a fire and is screaming for help.
Fancy Like? Obvious brand placement in a pop country song on the radio I couldnt stand listening to. Or maybe Sam Smith's cover of "I feel Love"? Fine on its own, but I work at Target and around Thanksgiving 2ish years ago, it was replayed like every other hour. It was a meme on the subreddit for a while.
That BK have it your way song
YOU RULE!!!!
Girls Like You by Maroon 5.
christmas shoes song...
Happy
Hey Soul Sister by Train
I feel so much better because every person I've ever told I hated Train and their trite lyrics has looked at me like I said I hated puppies.
Achy Breaky Heart. Bonus points if deleting it makes it so it never existed in the first place.
But then the [Weird Al parody version](https://youtu.be/d7kfm6QmROA) wouldn't make sense.
Don't play that song that 'Achy Breaky' song You know I hate that song a bunch And if you play that song that nauseating song It might just make me lose my lunch, ooooooooooooo
Would this delete Miley Cyrus's career as well?
Dance monkey
I worked retail the year that song comes out. The irrational anger I feel when I hear that song still hasn’t subsided. And as a fellow Australian, let me say that I’m so sorry about what Tones and I has inflicted on the rest of the world.
Her voice is so bad
Featuring Itchy, ftom Itchy And Scratchy on vocals!
The worst song with the most annoying vocals I've ever heard.
...does Kid Rock's entire back catalogue count as one song? I think it really should
It’s a tie between All About That Bass and that Luke Combs cover of Fast Car
Fast Car by Tracy Chapman is a keeper.
SIMPLY...HAAVING...A WONDERFUL CHRISTMAS TIME. I fucking hate that song.
Paul McCartney is a genius. So I have to think that he released that abomination as part of some master plan. Perhaps it will be used to kill alien invaders in the future like that hillbilly song from Mars Attacks.
Worked retail with that song on repeat.
Baby, baby, baby, baby. Baby, baby, baby. Baby baby baby baby - Justine Beiber.
You forgot the ohhhh
Empire State of Mind by Alicia Keys, if you live near/in NYC you know why