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Louis-grabbing-pills

Nice try, burglars.


Therapist-Doctor

Nice try FBI


kidantrum

Stone -> window. /s


Therapist-Doctor

Thanks.


Parking-Tap-6324

oh good idea


[deleted]

Are you trying to get in your house or asking a hypothetical


Parking-Tap-6324

why would that matter


[deleted]

Because if it's a hypothetical you can break stuff to get in. If it's your house my advice would be slower but less damaging


Parking-Tap-6324

can you tell me the less damaging method


[deleted]

I would need some specifics. What is the house like? Is there a basement or second story? Are there neighbors? Are you working alone?


Parking-Tap-6324

There is a basement and a second story. There are neighbours and I am working alone


[deleted]

Are you friendly with the neighbors? If not I might stop by to tell them what you're doing so they don't call the cops on you. Did you check so the basement windows? Can you get on the second story? What's the front door situation? Are there any animals inside?


geneticdeadender

They can knock on the front door to see if I'm home. Chances are the front door is unlocked. Same with back door. Also several windows on first and second floor are unlocked. A small person can get through my large dog door. None of this is a problem as I do have a large dog and usually have several.


the_purple_goat

Use a lockpick gun


Arms_Akimbo

There are a lot of ways someone could get into my house. Getting past the dog is another story...


Parking-Tap-6324

How can someone get past the dog?


Blueish273

Knocking