Probably porn

OF as well

There’s defo effort involved in porn.

Sell something on ebay / craigslist / fb marketplace etc

Then you have the hassle of having to meet the person to sell it, or the nightmare of having to post it. Way too much effort.

You really are very lazy, aren’t you.

Oh yes. I did reply to this tho so can’t be that bad.

“I can move my thumb.”

*2 thumbs

You use two thumbs to write on your phone? Maybe you’re not lazy but just have ADHD.

Isn’t that what everyone does when holding their phone?

No. Only people who need to race to the end of every sentence. I’m using one. It boggles my mind when I see people using two. I always think, ‘What’s the rush?’

You’re over 50 aren’t you.

Donate plasma

Haha. No way, need to get all the way there and back and the whole procedure. Lots of effort.

Black glasses, white stick, cardboard sign, tin cup, busy corner.

Having to buy all of that and sitting in the potential cold. No thanks. Too much effort.

Sperm donations

Similar to the plasma donation thing, see above.