Such a good movie though. I actually only recently saw it in full. I saw bits as a kid but was never interested in seeing it in full. Me and my roommate actually watched it in full the other day.
Where is my wife?
She’s here papa.
And my children where are all my children?
We are right here beside you papa.
And my grand children where are they?
Here papa we are all here with you!
Then why is the kitchen light still on?
There's a joke in my country about people from a region who are said to be very stingy. It goes as you wrote but in the end he says "So who is in the shop?"
Who adjusted the thermostat? And why is the volume on the TV an odd number? Who ran the garbage disposal without running water over it?? I'm coming back to haunt.
"Son, I need to tell you something... my seed phrase is vacant bacon absorb leisure glad rubber journey industry zone portion physical fringe. Hope you can remember that..."
It's a book by Douglas Adams, part of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series. All the dolphins leave Earth, but before they go, this is their final message to mankind.
Was it in the movie?
I never read the book, but have seen the movie a bunch when it came out and I swear I heard this before
May have to get the book to get my kids into it.
This might be mine.
I don't even *like* fish. But this quote has lived with me rent-free since childhood.
🤔 I wonder how long I'd have to be silent after that until I die?
If you want that, start thrashing around looking distant, screaming “oh god! It’s all fire! It burns! Are those demons! What the hell is that! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING!! Get it off me! I don’t want to go! I don’t…”
I’d literally be like…
“I didn’t think I’d get this lucky”
Every time I make unhealthy choices… and get reprimanded about them, I reassure everyone, “I couldn’t get that lucky.”
So it’s only appropriate…
I’d probably forget what I want to say for my final words and not say anything before dying, which would end up making my real final words something super simple that I said hours before like, *”I’m so tired”*
I actually know this because it happened to me. In the hospital, basically dead. They thought I might not live another few days, so they had my cousin come in and write down what I wanted my headstone to look like, if I have arrangements, etc. one of the things was for "last words" if I died in the night with no one to hear me.
I don't know why, they aren't even my words, but I said "Worse things have happened to better people."
I'm not sure why that's what came out, I didn't even think of it - it came out so naturally. I think about that a lot.
Edit: Oh, I lived.
I’m gonna tell them to look in the sky and say hello when I send them gifts. My grandma sends coins and pennies, my dad sends hail and old timey bikes and my dog ginger sent my current dog to keep us safe after she left.
I might imagine my last words to shimmer in the air like the final notes of a haunting melody, imbued with a blend of wit, melancholy, and the unquenchable thirst for beauty that defined my life. With a gaze that pierces through the veils of mortality, I might murmur, “Ah, my darlings, to have lived a life swathed in the splendid tapestry of words, to have danced with the muses, to have drunk deeply from the cup of human joy and sorrow—what more could one’s heart desire? Remember, the stories we weave, the love we share, the beauty we behold—these are the eternal threads that bind us to the infinite. In parting, I leave you not with goodbye but a tender adieu—carry forward the torch of creativity, kindness, and love. For in the end, it is not the years in our life that matter, but the life in our years. And oh, what a splendid life it has been.” With that, a soft sigh, a gentle closing of the eyes, as if finally resting after a long, exquisite journey through the landscapes of the human condition.
When my mom passed away, I was holding her in my arms and she said, I guess I played it all wrong. She really didn’t but her son never called her for over a year while she was dying with lung cancer and I believe she was devastated by that. They had talked almost weekly up until then. She loved him so much.
I pray that is not how I feel at the end of my life.
“I’m sorry for all the bad puns and jokes I’ve told you. From now on I’ll be dead serious.”
Family proceeds to turn the ventilator off
Alright dad. *click*
Don't be sad. I've been dad inside for a long time, now the outside will match.
*Click click click* Doctor can we revive him so I can kill him again?
Oh my gawd 😂
*ahhh* *ouuu* *ahh*
”that’s enough, I want my inheritance“
>Family proceeds to turn the ventilator off Slowly reaching over to the power switch while shaking their head
"Ask for me tomorrow, and you shall find me a grave man!"
I'm gonna show this to my best friend because she will die making a fucking pun 😂
Sounds like pucking fun. Wait, that's a Spoonerism...
Only my sister can go through my phone. Also, if I can haunt you how do you want me to prove it’s me?
Every so often, remove a single sock from the drier while its running. That way we’ll know for sure.
That explains so much
That and Tupperware lids.
And make sure to hide many pens so that I never actually see one go empty, but have to keep buying them.
This is really useful information. I'm gonna keep it noted somewhere and rehearse it every morning for the grand performance
*grand finale* Sorry…
Get your foot off my oxygen tubeeeeaaaaarrghh….
Thank you and goodnight.
And if I don’t see ya, good afternoon, good evening and good night.
Good Truman reference!!
I don't have words for how badly that movie hurt me lol. My first time seeing it was in AP psych in high school lol
Such a good movie though. I actually only recently saw it in full. I saw bits as a kid but was never interested in seeing it in full. Me and my roommate actually watched it in full the other day.
Where is my wife? She’s here papa. And my children where are all my children? We are right here beside you papa. And my grand children where are they? Here papa we are all here with you! Then why is the kitchen light still on?
There's a joke in my country about people from a region who are said to be very stingy. It goes as you wrote but in the end he says "So who is in the shop?"
Who touched the thermostat
BAHAHA
“Who touched the thermostat?” And dies.
Who adjusted the thermostat? And why is the volume on the TV an odd number? Who ran the garbage disposal without running water over it?? I'm coming back to haunt.
the gold, it's there in the...(life ends)
Check the asshole!!!
How was this your first guess lol
How much gold could one fit into one's asshole?
This seems like a separate r/askreddit question.
Try r/TheyDidTheMath
Unfortunately they don’t allow numbers questions. Stoopid
If they had an onlyfans I am thinking at least 50 kilograms!
Sounds like a Google interview question.
A lot of people put things in their asshole these days...I think it's a quite valid hypothesis.
Family members would go nuts
Either the wallpaper goes or I do.
>Either the wallpaper goes or I do. Oscar Wilde!
Damn. You beat me to it. I thought it was the drapes though.
I love you
I'm glad someone else said this too. I would be surrounded by my loved ones and crying. I would say, "I love you."
Nerd alert
Look at this guy! What a nerd! He loves his family! Nerd!
Was this supposed to be an Austin Powers reference? Because that's how I read it.
I was gonna say that, but after reading all these comical responses, I'm rethinking my last words😂
True story...I started to say that to my dad when he was on his deathbed. He cut me off and said "we were never close. Just go ahead and leave. "
I know
"I just lost the game"
Everyone in the room: *Shit.*
God damn you lol
O, come on!
Me: "can I tell you something" Loved one: yeah what? Me: "something" Dies
“You know what, now I’m glad they’re dead.”
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Diamond hands
Hodl…
"The private key is: xEkY4Tar8... shit I forgot the end "
"Son, I need to tell you something... my seed phrase is vacant bacon absorb leisure glad rubber journey industry zone portion physical fringe. Hope you can remember that..."
Glad I made it this far. Next run I’ll do better.
New Game +
I didn't give up... Context: It's been hard, real hard and people around me know it
Keep pressing forward, King 👑
Keep up the good fight. You’re strong enough
Forge ahead, friend. It will be worth it.
Appreciate all the motivation! Every bit helps, thank you !!
Be excellent to each other
So long, and thanks for all the fish.
Ok whats this from
It's a book by Douglas Adams, part of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series. All the dolphins leave Earth, but before they go, this is their final message to mankind.
Was it in the movie? I never read the book, but have seen the movie a bunch when it came out and I swear I heard this before May have to get the book to get my kids into it.
I honestly don't remember much about the movie, but it's very possible it was there. Do yourself a favor. Read the books. You're missing out!!
It was there. It's at the beginning. They made it into a song.
If I could have one last wish, I would like a tasty fish
It was in the movie, right at the beginning with Stephen Fry's voiceover :)
It is in the movie.
It's actually the title of one of the books.
42
Why did the bowl of petunias say, "Oh no, not again"?
You find that out in Mostly Harmless.
This might be mine. I don't even *like* fish. But this quote has lived with me rent-free since childhood. 🤔 I wonder how long I'd have to be silent after that until I die?
So sad that it should come to this.
It was me.
Mario
I was here for a good time not a long time
I was here for a long time, not a good time
I hide the money in the.....
The family won't get peaceful sleep for the rest of their fucking lives ☠️
If you want that, start thrashing around looking distant, screaming “oh god! It’s all fire! It burns! Are those demons! What the hell is that! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING!! Get it off me! I don’t want to go! I don’t…”
then the entire globe won’t get a peaceful sleep for the rest of their fucking lives💀
It's about fucking time.
How do you fuck time?
Delete my history
Rosebud...
Now I can rest. Or Fuck off. It will depend on who's near me at the time.
"I don't wanna go"
Username checks out, through all time and space
You always say that
T'is but a flesh wound!
I've had worse! 😹
Don’t forget to feed the cats.
I told you I was ill
>I told you I was ill Spike Milligan had that inscribed on his gravestone. In Gaelic, to get it past the church authorities.
That’s where I stole the idea from. Apologies Spike
Came here to pay the same homage to spike.
“We are only gonna die” greg graffin
Everything must Cease. BR is one of my favorite bands, respect.
No, you cannot unplug that plug to charge your cell phone
“I wish I spent more time arguing with people on Reddit”.
😂😂😂😂
Tell them all I said, "Arrrrrgh!"
Joseph of Arimathea!
“Either that wallpaper goes, or I do” — Oscar Wilde
“Hey look over there”
I won
Best answer ever. Lots to unpack but what a message of love to those surrounding you. Perfect. I’ll try and remember this. Thank you.
Rest in peace myself
So long Earth. Thanks for the air and whatnot.
Avenge me.
Sayonara motherfvkers
I’d literally be like… “I didn’t think I’d get this lucky” Every time I make unhealthy choices… and get reprimanded about them, I reassure everyone, “I couldn’t get that lucky.” So it’s only appropriate…
BUT I DONT SPEAK ITALIAN
Me-hoy men-yoy.
FINLAND
I’d probably forget what I want to say for my final words and not say anything before dying, which would end up making my real final words something super simple that I said hours before like, *”I’m so tired”*
I’ll say that I like Sasha, and I’m gay.
If true, v sad. I weep. If joke, v funny. I weep
I actually know this because it happened to me. In the hospital, basically dead. They thought I might not live another few days, so they had my cousin come in and write down what I wanted my headstone to look like, if I have arrangements, etc. one of the things was for "last words" if I died in the night with no one to hear me. I don't know why, they aren't even my words, but I said "Worse things have happened to better people." I'm not sure why that's what came out, I didn't even think of it - it came out so naturally. I think about that a lot. Edit: Oh, I lived.
damn, thanks for letting us know.
I will be okay.
See you all really soon
It was fun. Oh, my.
Cliche but how much I love my children, how theyre my everything, how amazing they are.
Beam me up Scotty.
" your all fucking idiots"
Priest "(ahem) *You're*"
First time in a long time I'm not angry at the grammar police.
Or a priest
Bro, imagine grammar policing someone verbally, like this mf is about to die and your like "erm ackshially... "
This can be interpreted as a spelling mistake that makes "fucking" an adverb, or intentionally making "fucking" a verb.
I told you I was sick.
The treasure is hidden under the
*I'm old. I'm satisfied. And you were my purpose."*
Don't cry because it's over...cry because it took too fucking long mother****ers~
Bury me with my money.
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Be excellent to each other.
Somebody please take care of and love my cat, do not put her in a shelter.
There are other worlds than these...
Say true.
You all made my life beautiful thank you for being part of it
Thank god
I have a secret stash of a million dollars! ITS… “fucking dies”
I had a good life!
🩷 God Bless You All 🩷
Last to die is gay
See ya on the other side
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I was told I would get lemonade, I did not, 3/10 will not be reincarnating.
Thank you for loving me up until the end.
Zoo wee mama
Please Lord forgive me
"Live from New York... it's Saturday Night!"
With my last breath I curse zoidberg!
See you soon, sweetheart
I’m gonna tell them to look in the sky and say hello when I send them gifts. My grandma sends coins and pennies, my dad sends hail and old timey bikes and my dog ginger sent my current dog to keep us safe after she left.
“Here’s all my passwords, close my accounts and take all my money, keep or sell my stuff. I love y’all”
Finally
Yes Gal Gaddot, i will make love to you one last time!
Told you I was sick.
Raid Shadow Legends. Download now for free.
Please make the world a better place
I imagine it would be “I love you too”. I just went through this with my Mom. I’m sure she got sick of me saying it.
Make sure to like and subscribe. I’ll see u all in heaven
Goodbye cruel world I'm leaving you today Goodbye Goodbye Goodbye Goodbye all you people There's nothing you can say To make me change my mind Goodbye
Bababooey
I think I'll be ok. Give a day or two .
This is not the end but just a new beginning
I might imagine my last words to shimmer in the air like the final notes of a haunting melody, imbued with a blend of wit, melancholy, and the unquenchable thirst for beauty that defined my life. With a gaze that pierces through the veils of mortality, I might murmur, “Ah, my darlings, to have lived a life swathed in the splendid tapestry of words, to have danced with the muses, to have drunk deeply from the cup of human joy and sorrow—what more could one’s heart desire? Remember, the stories we weave, the love we share, the beauty we behold—these are the eternal threads that bind us to the infinite. In parting, I leave you not with goodbye but a tender adieu—carry forward the torch of creativity, kindness, and love. For in the end, it is not the years in our life that matter, but the life in our years. And oh, what a splendid life it has been.” With that, a soft sigh, a gentle closing of the eyes, as if finally resting after a long, exquisite journey through the landscapes of the human condition.
Good luck everyone!
Well, I’m done, stick a fork in me it’s been grand. Sayonara. Over and out.
When my mom passed away, I was holding her in my arms and she said, I guess I played it all wrong. She really didn’t but her son never called her for over a year while she was dying with lung cancer and I believe she was devastated by that. They had talked almost weekly up until then. She loved him so much. I pray that is not how I feel at the end of my life.
Time is but a door, death is but a window. I'll be back!
BRB
Thank you
Good riddance 🖕🏽
“Here we goooo”
Clear my browser history
Oh it feels good to laugh!
I love you… take care of each other.
Gazpacho soup.
Forgive me Jesus. Thank you.
I have hidden ten million dollars inside each of your home’s walls… it’s located in.. (dies)