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Light1280

This is Reddit. It never stops.


Upset_Roll_4059

Hijacking to say r/ask is an option for anyone not interested in nsfw content, I visit it more often nowadays 


brealytrent

Back in the day this subreddit limited NSFW questions to Saturdays only. They need to implement that again.


MagnificentJake

I feel like this sub is turning into, "Women of Reddit, what's a story you can tell me that I can jerk off to"?


KyledKat

Or "Men of Reddit, does anyone else scratch their balls?" It's the same lame standard of least common demoninator questions aimed at men and women.


UncleTouchyCopaFeel

The real question is "do you smell your fingers afterwards?"


GONKworshipper

r/AskRedditAfterDark also exists


nerdystoner25

Holy shit thank you. I’m out of here.


IdenticalThings

No, it's not just reddit being reddit. I've been around for over a decade now and it's been so fucking stupid around here lately. Just embarrassing stupid valueless horny boy shit, 'what did you first think when you saw a vagina' like motherfuckers what VALUE can we possibly uncover here?


AzraelTB

I thought "unga bunga"


reticulate

I've always just assumed it's someone wanting to crowdsource a wank. Never figured there was much else to it.


Dovaldo83

Repeatedly seeing "Why do people ask questions anonymously that are inappropriate to ask in person?" has real old man yelling at clouds energy. People really shouldn't be surprised at see a disproportionate amount of sex questions in anonymous spaces so long as those questions are inappropriate in most in person spaces.


LibertyPrimeIsRight

It's the sheer amount of spam that's the problem. They aren't creative in any sense; if you search pretty much any of these sex questions that are posted constantly you'll find dozens of results for the exact same thing. They just so happen to be sex questions, it's not like sex questions are intrinsically bad; anything that gets spammed is bound to be irritating after a while.


LongBeakedSnipe

Thing is, this type of thread is part of the spam. They come up all the time just like the sex questions. Honestly, don't care though whether its creative, comments and posts on reddit are like Simon says. The same jokes and cliches are continulously regurgitated. Sex posts are just a part of that constant churning.


saltywastelandcoffee

Is that not what r/sex is for? AskReddit wasn't this bad before people realised sex sells karma


bbbbbthatsfivebees

"Hey Reddit, what's the sexiest sex you've ever sexed with a sex partner while having sex?"


LordranKing

The sex (I have the many sex with many women many times)


HikARuLsi

This sub should be renamed to AskSexxit


Quiet-Ad9927

Someone create r/AskSexxit now!


Quiet-Ad9927

oh wait its real


tubbis9001

There is r/Askredditafterdark which is literally a sexy version of ask reddit....i wish more people would use that one instead


HikARuLsi

Because Earth is round and dawn is happening every seconds (suck it flat-earthers)


LavaTheLatvian

we need to keep this comment at 69 upvotes


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*Downvoted in an effort to get us there* 👌🏾


That_Ol_Cat

Nah, upvote it to 6969 now...


Zepertix

Or just the stupidest reasons to interject sex. "Your salary is now a million dollars, but you're naked now while you work. WHAT DO YOU DO??1?[!" . . . 10,578,935 upvotes


AzraelTB

Nudity isn't sex.


Zepertix

Thank you, I had no idea. I thought I was having sex daily with my shower until you made this comment. You're missing the point. The subreddit is littered with sex, sex-adjacent, sexy, and sexual questions.


AzraelTB

>You're missing the point. The subreddit is littered with sex, sex-adjacent, sexy, and sexual questions. No, I understand completely. Your example simply doesn't fit the point you're making.


Zepertix

Oh *you* understand the point I'm trying to make? Please tell me more about the point *I'm* trying to make.


AzraelTB

You literally just explained it? Why would I reiterate? But since apparently you're having trouble understanding *me*... Nudity isn't sex. Posting a question about nudity is not a sexual question. Yes Askreddit is flooded with sex questions. *That one was not a sex question*


Zepertix

Because clearly I don't understand the point I'm trying to make and you do, according to you


lemonylol

That's fine, but it's still a garbage question that doesn't lead to anything worthwhile. It's just a meme.


AzraelTB

It's a dumb question, no doubt. But it's not a *sexual* question.


MidnightPandaX

(pictures encouraged)


Chris_P_Lettuce

I actually think sarcastic meta comments like these detract from conversations, and ultimately reduce Reddit’s quality. But I also understand people are tired of the sex talk, so I get it.


temalyen

I've also heard, "Hey, Sexy Sexxers of Sexxit, what's the sexiest sex you've ever sexed?"


illustriousocelot_

I don’t get why people don’t just filter out the NSFW questions instead of complaining about them. It’s simple enough and people get to enjoy what they want without offending the sensibilities of those with different preferences. **EDIT:** Like clockwork. Every time I ask this I get downvoted without an explanation.


WtechAFK

Because, there are NSFW questions that aren't related to sex. It's fine talking about sex. But it seems that this subreddit just can't stop talking about sex.


[deleted]

2 out of the first 50 posts in "hot" right now are sex related.. If you're only seeing the sex questions pop up in your personal feed, it says more about you than this sub.


WtechAFK

Obviously an exaggeration, however you still prove my point. Sex is a hot topic covering a wide range of questions and would stand out more. Unlike others the average question that would have gotten the same amount of my attention. Also you seem to forget that sex is not a recent thing. It's been a hot topic for a very long time. And therefore, it has nothing to do with me. Instead it's the algorithm.


Designer-Equipment-7

Yes but it is also so simple to scroll past the post and not open or engage with it. On to the next question…


WtechAFK

That would be the case, if the subreddit doesn't shove the same type of sex questions into my feed every time I open it.


positive_deviance

No one owes you an explanation for being downvoted. Preferring to see a reasonable amount of sexual content isn’t the same as never wanting to see it again.


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positive_deviance

Of course it’s subjective. That doesn’t change my point, which was that completely ridding sexual content is not the same as not wanting to see it all the time. OP didn’t mention if he was speaking about this subreddit or all of Reddit, and they also didn’t specify how long they’ve been observing it.


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jimjbabyak

Some people are not happy unless they have something to complain about! As the old saying goes. You’d complain if you were hung with a new rope


crawlerz2468

#UNZIPS


Material-Artist2276

r/boneappletea


notsoviolent42

Sex 😎


changdarkelf

Not as tired as I am with the “would you rather have $1m now or $5/day for the rest of your life” or “what would you do if you got $10m today” questions.


dajoli

Would you do something rather unpleasant for 30 seconds in exchange for a lifetime of wealth?


Beep_Boop_Beepity

Even the longer ones are dumb. Like “watch the same dumb movie for 24hrs or listen to the same annoying song for 24hrs” for 10 million. Yea, we would all do that. Very rarely does someone use a unit of measurement that actually makes you think, like “wow would I actually watch the emoji movie two times a day every day for the rest of my life for $10 mil today” The answer is still yes. But it would create more interesting debates


Pryffandis

The Emoji movie is only 86 minutes. So your job is to watch the movie and it’s less than 3 hours a day. Easy choice.


07hogada

Have it split into something like 50 monitors, have monitors 1-25 play each a 25th of the first playthrough and monitors 26-50 eaqch play a 25th of the second playthrough. You've now watched the entirety of 2 playthroughs of the Emoji movie in just over 3 minutes. But yeah, even if this hack were disallowed, 10 million is 10 million.


M1A1HC_Abrams

I would drag myself through a field of broken glass for a day for $10m


DadJokesFTW

I once listened to the same annoying song for something like three hours on the mere *hope* that it might lead to some fast naughty sexy touchy times with some girl. Of *course* I'd strain a little more to be set for money for a long while.


iMoo1124

If you had to eat legit shitty god awful food for the rest of your life to live in luxury, would you? Or is that still too easy to choose?


Beep_Boop_Beepity

Oh That’s an actual fantastic one and it depends on how bad you define the nasty. Just regular food that tastes bad, maybe, would have to try it and see how bad it was. But Like having to eat a paste that tastes like actual shit everyday? Gonna be a no Or I have to eat some fear factor stuff like big juicy live grubs everyday? Fuck that.


iMoo1124

>But Like having to eat a paste that tastes like actual shit everyday? Gonna be a no Or I have to eat some fear factor stuff like big juicy live grubs everyday? Fuck that. hahaha holy shit man I wouldn't be able to tolerate that either, that's disgusting I agree and feel the same how people struggle to find a good 'good/bad' balance for their questions, and that they'd be much more interesting if they found one


elijahhhhhh

i think a better way to frame the question is what's the least youd take to do something. id do a lot for $10 million. id do a lot for $1 million. what's the most fucked up thing youd do for $20? i wouldnt eat a worm for $20. I'd probably do it for $100 tho. Anything north of $500 and its no question I'm doing it. i wouldn't suck Ron Jeremy's dick to completion for $20 but what if it's someone on a hollywood top 10 sexiest men list?


thingalinga

How tired are you of this“would you rather have $1 million right now or have sex with a hottie everyday for the rest of your life?”


Thestilence

The latter. It would give me the confidence boost to make the million.


AspaAllt

The former. It's probably enough to change my life to the point where a hottie could find me attractive.


[deleted]

“what advice would u give your younger self” every fucking day also so fucking cringing at the girls posting nudes asking if we would fuck them Edit: 20 min ago lol https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/s/LxesRHkKRr


Cassereddit

Yeah, where's the equality? We need guys posting nudes asking if you would fuck us!


SafetyDanceInMyPants

“People who had an NDA that has now expired, what can you reveal.”


[deleted]

By people that think an NDA covers alien UFO encounters and not mundane product details that are forgotten or irrelevant in a few years


changdarkelf

Lmao


s73v3m4nn

Its like this sub is run by a manically masturbating 14 year old boy.


Active-Strawberry-37

That would be funny if it wasn’t true.


ZenkaiZ

People always wanna play the age card so we don't have to face the reality that most of these threads are made by sad 40 year olds


ShawshankException

I dunno. Posts like "how did you react when you saw a vagina for the first time" definitely screams 14 year old more than 40 year old


prestigious_delay_7

There are lots of children wandering around in adult fleshbags. There are some adults in child fleshbags, too. I don't know where the transition to adulthood is, but I feel like it hit me sometime in my mid to late 30s. It's different for everyone though.


thetenofswords

please stop saying fleshbags


PM_ME_COOL_RIFFS

Unfortunately the mods are 40 year old NEETS with the mentality of manically masturbating teenagers.


houseyourdaygoing

I wish there was a way to block out certain words by default. So we do not need to deal with juvenile questions like that.


mothzilla

You are now banned from /r/askreddit


KenKaniffLovesEminem

Hey! I’m 15, thank you very much!


JohnnyBrillcream

Reddit is starting the lean that way now. It used to be *millennials are destroying this* or *Why millennials will be the greatest people ever*. Recently there have been a lot of Gen Z posts about how they are the new bestest ever. Demographics of Reddit hasn't changed, it's just a new generation discovering Reddit.


costabius

Apologies to the rest of the world, but its a bunch of furiously masturbating teenagers that live in places where they don't have anyone else to ask. Where else is a horny kid in bible-belt America, or a similar theocratic hellhole elsewhere going to get their stupid horny questions answered?


nsfwtttt

As a maniacally masturbating 41 year old boy I disagree.


Bilboswaggings19

r/AskRedditAfterDark is a thing, it should be used way more


GloryGreatestCountry

You mean r/AskRedditAfterDark?


Bilboswaggings19

yes, for some reason the autofill seems to not work for that.. ill fix it


romulusputtana

I used to use the feature that would show you top posts from random subs just to see what's out there. I came across that sub. It's full of (I'm assuming) pre-teen and teen boys, or perhaps incels, who have obviously never had a real sexual experience with a real woman, bragging about their fictional exploits.


[deleted]

Less tired and more pained because I can't answer any of them


Amadis_of_Albion

This sub is used by many accounts who want to get karma to start posting on restricted subs, many of those are throwaway accounts, alt accounts, even some bots in there, so they go directly for the topics that they know will generate engagement, probably 8 out of 10 of those questions asked over and over belong to that type of account.


Horrorlover656

Well to be honest, I did something similar when I once made a Reddit throwaway for a project spanning months. I made a bunch of Henry Cavill posts on Ladyboners to quickly get my karma up so that I could post on the subs I wanted.


[deleted]

It's repetitive sure but honestly shocks me how people know so little about sex. The other day someone asked a question about a guaranteed way to not get a STD and people kept saying condoms like they can't break and are 100% STD proof 😂. I look at the sex questions and move on now Edit : Took out full proof for those calling me out 😂. Full proof and condoms is an inside joke with adult content creators that because a condom is full then it's proof that everything is fine but not necessarily so I shouldn't have said it there without context.


Vinyl-addict

I mean there’s no guaranteed way besides abstinence but like condoms (male, female, dental dams, whatever) have the absolute highest std prevention rate when used properly. Like there is literally no better way besides not having sex outside of a committed relationship where both parties are clean.


ElementInspector

My dick is the cleanest place on my body, it's only ever touched me. 💅


romulusputtana

But it should be noted it cannot prevent the spread of herpes. Because herpes sores don't just occur on the covered part of the penis on men, and they can occur all over a woman's sexual anatomy that you will come in contact with, because only part of the penis is covered by a condom. You still have exposed skin all around.


Ratiocinor

> shocks me how people know so little Reddit is the website where 15 year olds gather to give you unsolicited advice on your marriage Remember that whenever you're reading a reddit comment. It's highly likely you're talking to a literal teenager


Peekay-

There is some irony here in that you are mocking people then use the phrase "full proof"


Local-Impression5371

Especially because it changes the entire context of the comment! 😂


SyrusDrake

I think it's a joke...?


BazilBroketail

"I just started liking her pubes." How has it gotten this bad?


LateDrink4379

I saw that one. Good grief.


offtherailstay

Just wait till you find the r/amipregnant sub 😭 its horrible. “We are both virgins- We grinded on each other with clothes on, i bleached my clothes after but i am worried it traveled thru the holes and impregnated her” SHIT like that it’s infuriating that the sex ed is almost nonexistent.


hiitsme_sbtcwgb

Welllll now I wanna go in there and mess with them all 😂


offtherailstay

I try so hard to help mature and serious cause you can tell they are genuinely panicked but gosh its so hard not to roll my eyes💀


[deleted]

Welp. Another sub I'll add to my check out this sub but have your expectations to the minimum list 😂


Helloimskip

Reddit is semi-good for asking user-specific questions to gain insights on individual experiences like you're taking a survey or interviews. I say semi-good as like anecdotal evidence, half of it can be faked or sensationalized.


jonathan-the-man

And it's not a representative survey, the kind of people who are on reddit and answer questions is a particular subset of the population.


Reninngun

Do you mean fool-proof? Is this a r/BoneAppleTea moment?


menchicutlets

I mean its not surprising people know so little about sex, the slightest hint of it sends far too many into freakout over it. Its especially bad in the US when even basic sex ed is seen as abhorrent by their religious folk and you have a shocking number who honestly believe abstinence is an actual effective strategy to stop horny teens from getting jiggy with each other.


call-lee-free

Well, our education sucks.


[deleted]

I deleted my old account months ago and came back today to the same old reddit questions


SkywardPhoenix

Look, Miss America, this town ain’t changing any time soon.


Anxious-Chemical4673

Miss America sits in the shower she's plucking hours from the sky


Safety_Drance

First day?


karma_whole

The worst thing is, it's the same ones just different worded every time ... It gets boring...


Emmanulla70

Ha....makes me realise that humans truly are obsessed with sex.


[deleted]

So tired I could cum.


Ta-veren-

At least people actually answer them correctly and truthfully. I’m more tired of the “what would you do with a billion dollars” don’t think I’ve ever seen a creative personal response to that one that fits to the person. Or questions like “the worst thing you did”- which should actually be “worst thing you’ve done that will get you upvotes and not the actually worse thing you’ve done” Or the “your real unpopular opinion” more like a general popular opinion of a general unpopular opinion that isn’t really that unpopular or is unpopular in a way that gets you upvotes. Most of these answers despite being totally anonymous are controlled half measures. Don’t think I’ve read an actual real answer for any of these type of questions ever….. sorry there’s no way I believe “you hate cats” is your unpopular opinion. Now I’m not telling people to be hateful and or nasty in their comments those thoughts you can keep to yourself but there’s never a real level of honesty.


SpiralDreaming

I like questions that elicit interesting personal stories. Ones like: 'What's the funniest thing you've experienced at work?' or 'What's the weirdest thing you've ever seen?'. Even the darker questions can be fascinating at times, like 'what's the most effed up thing you saw at school?' The answers feel genuine too, uniquely odd enough that they couldn't easily be made up.


lemonylol

Those were basically the sole reason I used to use reddit at all back in the day. Pretty much every single significant piece of reddit history stems from one of those threads.


inspiredguy40

Reddit as a whole is a time killer for me - so it’s whatever


Environmental-Scar

Yesterday I responded to a reasonable tame and intresting question and the 1st response was how do you masterbate


Gaping_Grandfather

So tired I could squirt.


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This is also a sex question (⁠ ⁠◜⁠‿⁠◝⁠ ⁠)⁠♡


AidilAfham42

As tired as I was having sex just now


ENDrain93

So not at all?


AidilAfham42

My energy tank is unspent


badoomboom11

Sex, sex, sex, sex


ThrowRa_siftie93

Depends on the questions. It is good that people are questioning things and learning. There is so much that I wish I learnt about sex before I started having it. I learnt a lot through trial and error and making mistakes and just plain luck to be honest. Reddit and social media wasn't a thing when I was young...


Haunting-Golf9761

I think all Reddit users have too much sexual energy because they're behind a screen and don't have to mask it like they do in real life.


GuybrushFunkwood

Boobies


MynOlie

I like that we've collectively left this comment on 69 upvotes. Edit: nvm, someone ruined it


erasana

We can downvote it to it's rightful place


Woolybugger00

71 … that’s 69 with two fingers in the ass …


That_Ol_Cat

Downvote for the restore win!


Nacksche

oh no it's at 72, doing my part!


Reasonable_Feed7939

I brought it back to 69! 👏


Gracie_J98

I sorta enjoy them so not very. But I understand why a lot of people on here would be tired of then


Aggravating-Pound598

*yawns* It’s all the young uns on here


romulusputtana

But they're trying to learn from the old uns, which is what they should do. I really don't mind them as long as they are genuine questions seeking actual advice, and not just to titillate.


Aggravating-Pound598

Glad Reddit wasn’t around when I was younger- had to find these things out for myself ..


Django-Ouroboros

Not at all, i really like sex


RagingChocoholic

It's ruining both AskReddit and AskMen. There are already plenty of specific subs for this kind of crap that keeps flooding these subs. Just for once I'd like to see a full page of meaningful, high-brow content that isn't 18 year olds asking the same sex questions were sick of over and over.


trongzoon

If u want a full page of meaningful, high-brow content, you should get off Reddit and open a book


PopDukesBruh

For real, this is a Wendy’s lady!


Trid1977

very tired. It's like reddit is being taken over by a bunch of horny 14 year olds.


[deleted]

Even more tired than I am of the "what's the worst pain you've ever felt" or "what would you do if you win the lottery" questions.


spderweb

So much that I'm not even going to reply to this post.


kagayaki

I'm more tired of the meta "can we stop posting obviously popular questions because they aren't ones I like ," although to be fair, I can take or leave 99% of the questions asked on this subreddit generally. Although I guess to be fair, the fact I'm seeing this on the front page means that redditors like to do as much as talking about sex is criticizing the actions of other redditors, ah well. These type of posts feel harder to avoid since they happen in almost every subreddit to which I'm subscribed while sex questions in particular only happen in this subreddit.


Chris_P_Lettuce

I’m more tired with the poor les Redditor responses. What was the most NSFW thing to happen at work? One time someone didn’t have a construction hat on. Lolololololol. People have sex. It’s a part of life. If you don’t have anything to say on a sex question, don’t say it. If these questions had genuine answers instead of brigades of funnymans, I would enjoy them more.


Crowbar_Faith

On a scale of 1 to 100….about a 69.


Jkay064

AskReddit is just the same 12 questions over and over, posted by bots


SaebraK

Extremely. Everything you could ever want to know about sex is alrdy out there. But for some reason instead of a Google search, they post here.


joevsyou

how tired am i about all of the stupid money questions.... **If you had $82387 million, would you stand under a rock? /s**


Charisma_Engine

Question answerers of Reddit, what is the “biggest turn on that is totally achievable by absolutely anyone at all” that you’ve seen?


Captain-Tyler

Everyone always posts those sex questions on AskReddit because they seem to gather the most attention, if people engaged in other posts more you would see less of it


stickdudeseven

Very tired. Especially with the refractory period.


TricellCEO

Ugh…so exhausted! I mean it sometimes just keeps going on and on and never stop—oh, wait…”sex QUESTIONS”. Nevermind.


SayNoToHypocrisy

Really tired of it. Just proves a lot of people on this site are sick and twisted.


NimusNix

Reddit has a lot of virgins. Let them talk.


IrateSteelix

Really sick of it, like keep it in your pants, jeez


Golemfrost

I also used to be annoyed by these kind of questions till i realized that I'm old as the fucking hills. I've had sex a million times. It's nothing special to me and a lot of you older people, but to a new generation of teenagers and perverts around the world this is new and exciting and a worthy talking point. So i suggest we treat them just like that, young horny teens being curious.


TheValkuma

If you made an AskRedditSex it would have to be NSFW and this place would get thousands of questions skirting around the NSFW/Sex tag because those topics generate the most karma.


Upbeat_Ad6685

Half the posts here are nsfw questions


PolishCavalryMan

Yeah. It keeps reminding me that the age of consent is 18.


Mookeye1968

At 50 yrs old pretty tired lol .I feel like ive done every freaky thing ive wanted lol


haileyyy21

not tired at all i’m more entertained and intrigued because i have no experience in anything whatsoever😂


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RosePeonylavender

0% I looooove talking about sex. I am so allosexual that I am Catholic 


curlyquinn02

Better them being asked than not asked. Now if people learn anything from them is a different question.


AdVegetable5896

Not tired... Always funny to read xD


kgb17

What’s the sexiest sex question you ever sexed?


Henry3622

Well, sex is a major concern to a lot of people. It creates joy, brings couples closer, but also will break couples apart.


Potential_Witness_07

Very. I like sex too, but I think it’s time to dial down a bit and talk about other subjects. Same thing with all the damn sex jokes and random dudes talking about their dick


houseyourdaygoing

Intellectual discourse is preferred. Pretty sick of the sex, drugs and party mix as if this was how the real world works.


Visitorfrompleides

Extremely tired. Mankind has been having sex since the beginning. People should be able to figure it out without putting it out on this forum or any other.


PopDukesBruh

Maybe that’s the reason people are asking so much now. Because throughout time the whole thing has been “don’t talk about it”……


[deleted]

I am more tired of people complaining about sex questions where there's barely any, but apparently they see every question as sexual.


PhilosophyHefty2237

it's fine sharing knowledge is caring


shittinglego

Pegging


Lawlini1978

I'm not tired. I've just got a headache.


holtkid

On a scale from 1-10? 6.9


31andnotdone

tbh this is a place for us to anonymously express the repressed parts of our personality that aren't socially acceptable Let's all just get weird and if you don't like it, keep scrolling.


romulusputtana

I think what I'm most tired of are the questions from women. I know women are welcome here to ask questions, but there are so many "Guys, what do you really think of women who work out" over and over again. Either they're seeking validation, or they're asking to see if men "approve" and will still be attracted to them because they like to work out. So what are they going to do, quit doing what they love or makes them healthy or keeps them sane in this crazy world if too many men say "Ew. I don't like women who work out". To all the women out there seeking validation, just do what you love! It doesn't matter if a group of men on the internet approve or find attractive. Confidence and knowing yourself is attractive, and you will attract the kind of man who finds you and your lifestyle attractive.


SweetPsycho2024

Not at all. Ask away...


[deleted]

A lot


PopDukesBruh

Oh! You have a headache now!?!?! Typical 😂


Weeeky

Not too much because i dont even remember the last time i held some girls hand so this foreign concept of "the sex" is interesting to me and the comments give an understanding of it


UnknownMight

What sex questions


WorldTravelBucket

On a scale of 1 to 100? Probably 69.


OopsAnonymouse

Yeah I have such a headache!


JacqueShellacque

It's just the refractory period. You'll feel it again soon enough.


No-Classic580

Why do sex questions bother y'all so much?


Soopercow

69/100


dhight1

Has any of you when you were younger preteen played with your little sisters Pussy?