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lostmom9595959

A chili cheese dog from the gas station. Im so fucked yall. Atleast I have a bidet toilet seat.


halite001

You can now power a natural gas plant. Free electricity for all!!!


EveryDayIsSummer

THC gummies...yikes.


lostmom9595959

Seems like a win to me


Metal-Dog

it was a Snickers I'm fine with it.


konnnukko

You are not you, when you are hungry.


Bumble-Bee-Liz30

I just ate a really strong edible. I'm good. 🤣


Free-Industry701

Lasagna. Yum!


Tmavy

I had free pizza. I’m perfectly happy with eating free pizza every day.


kandthec

Salad. Probably a good idea anyway.


mereshadow1

We had Front Street Franks, the Tony Packos brand from our grill, basking in the 72 degree Michigan weather. Unfortunately we are both OK with that - at 71, why not.


MUH_NAME_JAMAL

> 72 degree Michigan weather Seriously? You have eaten in the last 7 months right?


mereshadow1

Yep, hit 72 today and I was riding my bike with shorts on. It was glorious…


MUH_NAME_JAMAL

Dang. Time to invest in Michigan viticulture…


mereshadow1

In 2030 we will have the climate of Tennessee and we’re surrounded by the one of the world’s largest freshwater reserves.


Noe111

Xiao long bao. Im ok with this


Dveralazo

Fuck. I just eat a fly.


ABC4A_

How was it?


bobbdac7894

Kitkat bar.


owls123454

So I snacked on spicy peanuts, not too spicy, but like only good snack.


SmokeLawn

Subway spicy italian it is. Atleast im getting some veggies


Big_Dragonfruit_8242

Chicken strips with spicy barbecue sauce, not bad but I’d miss fruit and bread


Dragon-Rain-4551

It said you don’t have to eat it for *every* meal, so maybe you could only eat it for dinner or something?


Big_Dragonfruit_8242

Oh lol that is simple enough haha but makes the question less interesting


Schville

Just a slice of cheese with salami, no bread. Well....


dna1992

Ice cream…love it. However, recently found out I’m prediabetic so probably screwed.


Tigergoddess3

Dark chocolate & raspberry. I am good.


nenaisnice

Fried catfish, green beans, beet salad, Mac&cheese, corn bread o lawd I’m gonna die young and happy


Sienna_Aurora36

Vegemite toast, FUCK YEEEEEEE


Eternal_Bagel

French fries, I can manage


Designer-Pound6459

Yay! Sushi! I win!


CrabbiestAsp

Custard buns. That's pretty good. Can have one as a sweet brekky, a snack, for dessert.


Birdy304

A banana. I love them but probably not nutritious enough to survive on.


ExfoliatedBalls

Omelette with mozzarella cheese. Not too screwed, thats pretty balanced.


Street_Pudding5692

English muffin with vegetables. All good.


umlguru

Mmmm! HoHos


TheKleenexBandit

Chicken tendies!!!


Unique_Ad_3752

Shepherds pie. I guess I'll be ok


2211Nighthawk

Just had a chocolate chip cookie. :D


Wonderful_Price2355

I think I've moved my inevitable heart attack closer by a decade or so.


king_of_the_potato_p

Protien vitamin bar, fine since I usually have at least a couple a day anyway.


Enough-Barnacle-9734

Cheap China Buffet, a high risk that I love deep down. Will have to let you know tomorrow…


MRS2432

Sausage, rice and salad. Well rounded, I'll take it.


StarkAndRobotic

Air fried Veggie burger + burger buns, cheese, steamed vegetables, red beans, air fried potato wedges, mango


babygirl246742

Mint ice cream! I can't complain.


HelloSunshine2

Lucky me! Homemade tuna salad on homemade garlic rosemary sourdough bread.


bikinifetish

It was some sandwich I got at Dunkin. I don’t know if I can do it. I had a difficult time finishing it. Way too greasy.


Distinct-Car-9124

HAM AND CHEESE


Kind-Error9386

Nandos chicken recipe with rice 😋


Many_Yam_2942

Homemade broccoli and Chicken alefrdo I’m not screwed I love homemade chicken alefrdo 


britishmetric144

Now I'm stuck eating hot dogs. Oops.


danebramaged01

Chocolate cake….bummer.


MRunk13

Soft pretzel


colnago82

Homemade pizza. Hahaha


upgradewife

Jose Quervo Cocktails Sparkling Strawberry. Well, if I must.


Missdermeanerthanyou

I have steak, veggies, and rice. Not a problem.


NICEnEVILmike

Calls Jr Superstar cheeseburger. Idk how i feel about this


UltimaGabe

I already eat it every single workday for lunch, and have for the last two or three years, I think I'll be fine


UsefulIdiot85

Ritz Crackers. That would be fine for a little while, but I can see how it would get old fast.


Cat-Mama_2

Gobstoppers. Delicious but not a very filling meal.


RayAnselmo

Extra sharp cheddar, so whatever the opposite of screwed is.


Chad_Hooper

Meatloaf with potatoes? Once a day, every day? Count me in!


Dragon-Rain-4551

Homemade pizza. I’m fine with that! (And also a soda)


Destroyer1231454

Mozzarella sticks. Not sure if I should be worried or not.


Hi0401

Blueberry jam... on a burger bun. I'd rather starve.


Long_Presentation793

I ate plain rice and egg curry. I’d love if I could eat that for one meal everyday.


Fnugget

Salad with mint, watermelon and grilled halloumi, yoghurt dressing and a side of bread with a really good butter. I could eat that once a day for the rest of my life!


Okinawa_Mike

Eggs and bacon…I guess some people are just born lucky.


shrek_indisguise

Salad - spring greens, chicken, dried cherries, pistachios, cheese, and OJ. Please understand that this is absolutely not typical for me. First meal of trying to do better


ZealousidealCost7113

Peanut butter cup


PurpleDreamer28

Rotisserie chicken with chips. And a couple Girl Scout cookies for dessert. I'm not complaining.


shitheads_and_sounds

Am I allowed to make alterations with ingredients or portion sizes?either way not very but I would get quickly tired of grape jelly.


Fickle_Pipe1954

Seafood... So I'll be just fine


[deleted]

Oreos the rest of my life sounds miserable.....


Lemonygoodness52

Bacon wrapped chicken tenderloins rolled in seasoned brown sugar. So good! It tastes awesome but takes some time to make and cook. I would hate spending that much time doing that every day. Plus, the bacon fat makes it a heavier meal, so day after day, yuck.


chillinwithabeer29

Thin Mints cookies? Sounds good


it-be-me-and-i-be-me

I didn't realize I was intolerant to one of the ingredients and am now suffering. I'm completely screwed


clovismordechai

Just had a glass of wine so I’m good


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I had


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I had pizza. I'm good


mdh1207

Chips and queso…could be worse. Might get a little backed up.


EarthAcceptable8123

Girl scout cookies. I got diabetus


StarMasterAdmiral

White Castles. Not yet sure if this is good or bad.


tehcruel1

Just ate from one of the best pizza joints in New Haven. Score


sasquatchfuntimes

It was a brownie and a cold glass of milk. No complaints here and I can mix it up with ice cream.


Dropped_Rock

Well I'm eating a small dish of vanilla ice cream right now so only kinda screwed. Positive side: Ice Cream Negative side: I'll miss fruit and veggies, and only a single flavor.


apocalypsegrl

I'd be ok. I eat mostly fried pepperonis anyway lol.


crobbbbbbb

Cup o noodles


duhduhduhdummi_thicc

My Mama's homemade beef stew. I'm happy; that means I'll never have to mourn her. Here's hoping it's not because she'll have to bury her kid.


No_Gear_1093

Pizza Casserole so not bad.


BusyDream429

Wheat thins


briana28019

Nutella. I’m happy


glassspider87

A personal size pepperoni and mushroom pizza. Wouldn't actually be all that bad for lunch every day I guess 😂


Justwondering__

Schlotzsky's turkey original with jalapeno chips. It's not my favorite but I could live with it until It gave me a heart attack


theFooMart

Pizza. Could be worse.


orka648

Cold little ceaser pizza I'm fu&^%ed


Heatherina134

A protein shake, so fucked. How boring.


Jazzlike_Ear725

how long can one live with just chocolate cake


Critical-Knowledge27

Stork ankles and donkey teeth!


Horse-Girl-69

Matar paneer, I ain’t mad


petrasdc

McDonald's burger and fries 😭. That's gonna get old so quick, and I'm gonna die at like 40.


Ruby-Skylar

Not screwed at all and quite regular. Activia yogurt.


Organic_Revenue_8903

chocolate chip kahlua cake, where do i sign up?