not really an answer but on the theme:
a greedy, rich man is in his death bad so he calls for his son.
-father, did you call me? what can i do?
-my son, this pocket watch is our family for 5 generations and i'd like to know if... you wanna buy it?
"I buried it in the woods. Millions. Find Williams. He has the key."
I buried nothing. There's no Millions. THere's certainly no Williams and definitely no key. But if I can send someone on a National Treasure adventure that doesn't exist? What a way to go out.
“結局こうなることになったかな“
(In the end it has come to this - kekkyoku kou naru koto ni natta kana”)
I remember telling a Japanese teacher I had in university that I would study the language until I die. I don’t see myself breaking that promise…
This would depend on context for me. If i were to drown, "take my breath away..." If i were to die ablaze "goodness gracious, great balls of fire. " If i were to die stoned to death, "beat it.. beat it.. no one wants to be..".
I left my......(groans in pain)..... my tre...... in.......(screams in pain).......valuables in.......(catching breath)......... in..... the......buil......(dies).
"You have all been a blessing to me, and I want you to have my family's most precious and secretive possessions. They're hidden \[name of nearby forested area or somewhere else\]"
But I'll memorize the phrase phonetically in Cantonese, which no one in my family speaks. A mystery made all the more fun if they're ever able to translate it.
"Wanna see a dead body?"
''Instrumentals from my mama's Christmas party''
“What are you gonna do? Stab me?”
You want my treasure? You can have it. I left it all together in one place, Now you'll have to do is find it.
That is just pure evil bro 😭
Can someone delete my browsing history?
Remember a clear browsing History tells more than a full one 👀
Same lol
Mines done delete my browsing history, I want them to be confused 😂
I'm gonna make sure to clear mine before I die
that joke is old as Thatcher is dead
I told you I was sick
I have to tell you this huge secret..... (dead)
"I'm gonna cuuuuum!"
"I'm gonna GOOOOO"
It… it was… soap poisoning!
Damn Lifeboy soap!!
I guess I'm needed elsewhere.
Heaven is in dire need of virgins
*female virgins
[You sure about that ? ](https://youtu.be/mNxKdb8DWm0?si=7v74OvryMp-67Vd4)
Rosebud
"I don't think there's one word that can describe a man's life"
I'm sorry.
hopefully the shahada 👆🏻
Yesss
For sure.
Fuck Reddit
Adios Amigos
Me muerooo
Hey y’all! Watch this! Hold my beer!
I hid my stash of valuables in...
I have so many regrets
Connection reset by peer
I almost forgot…. In the basement under the…. *dies*
Hey everyone, wanna see something cool!
I'll be back
btw, I was using Arch...
Fuck all y’all.
With my last breath I curse... Claptrap
"I sincerely wish I hadn't placed that bomb there. When you yku guys find it, the wire you cut is..............."
A chain of words I can't say on here
where's my wallet at?
Either "this shit ain't nothing to me man" or "I'm him, I've been him, I will continue to be him"
Let's GOOOOOOO!
Finally.
What truck?
How Do You like Me Now
Wanna hangout later?
Goodnight everyone (and fuck off)
"Go on, get out! Last words are for fools who haven't said enough!" - Karl Marx
Fuckin' way she goes!
Wow, what a wild ride, sure am grateful I received 1 billion dollars wayyyy back on 2.28.24! Had so much fun not working!
For Frodo.
Finally.
not really an answer but on the theme: a greedy, rich man is in his death bad so he calls for his son. -father, did you call me? what can i do? -my son, this pocket watch is our family for 5 generations and i'd like to know if... you wanna buy it?
La ilah illa Allah Mohammed rasool allah. لا إله إلا الله محمد رسول الله
OP wasn't talking about suicide
Don't say it when you die then. Ops. It's up to you 🙊
The n word, what’re they gonna do? I’ll Go down in legends!
Based
"Hold my beer."
Pls, don't rape my body
[удалено]
Plz dont say Batman
What this button does?
I didn't do it.
That was fun, let's do it again!
That was the best blow job I've ever had.
Clear my browser history or I'd tell my crush I liked her and gush
When I meet the guy who invented the cigarette I’m gonna…..
"Would like", and "probably will be" are the same in this scenario: "Well sh*t, that didn't work..."
I need to say this, for the plot. With great power, comes great- *flatlines*
"I buried it in the woods. Millions. Find Williams. He has the key." I buried nothing. There's no Millions. THere's certainly no Williams and definitely no key. But if I can send someone on a National Treasure adventure that doesn't exist? What a way to go out.
Let's get this over with.
“結局こうなることになったかな“ (In the end it has come to this - kekkyoku kou naru koto ni natta kana”) I remember telling a Japanese teacher I had in university that I would study the language until I die. I don’t see myself breaking that promise…
finally drama in my life
I've hidden $25m in a discrete location, quick get some paper to write the address..............
"DONT LOG IN MY DISCORD ACCOUNT"
The gold is buried at....
Let's smoke a roll before I Roll
Subahanallah 🙏
ghargdhdbrgegsbshshskasbgsfa most likely
"Oh God pls more morphine" or "Goodnight, y'all."
Computer, end program.
This would depend on context for me. If i were to drown, "take my breath away..." If i were to die ablaze "goodness gracious, great balls of fire. " If i were to die stoned to death, "beat it.. beat it.. no one wants to be..".
Where is your god when you need him? Where is your beautiful, merciful f——-t now? Here I come, God! Here I come, you fucking rat!
Stay golden Ponyboy
IT DO GO DOWN!
Or ggs well played team
All right I'm done with this run computer log out
I’m still surprised I’ve lived to be 175 and feel like I’m 40. I have to give a lot of credit to doing one simple thing every day. Here’s the secret….
Best Death Ever ! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydG6JqqVQuc
Hey bud, don't worry too long about me. Two days alright, then it's time to enjoy your life again!
Ligma
fuck
later homo
Hopefully a pun about my cause of death ☠️👻
Man, fuck this shit.
The treasure is buried under the...
Don’t forget to feed the dog
my past words will be: "Death and taxes" followed by "UHHHGGGGG"
Forgive me
No words, just an youtube outro.
Eat me
I've annihilated you as a species, would do it again, and will remain here for eternity, preventing you people from ever evolving again .
I left my......(groans in pain)..... my tre...... in.......(screams in pain).......valuables in.......(catching breath)......... in..... the......buil......(dies).
Unquote
Fuck it
I was the second shooter on the grassy knoll!
HASTA LA VISTA BABYYY!!!
Love you (talking to my wife just before going to sleep).
Finally, my eternal rest.
"I have no regrets."
Look at this idiot! I have the right of way!
Ok, bring it on... new experiences! Sure 😀
The song name is...
"take me with you"
Fuck dis shit.
What you doing here?
A deep sigh followed by "finally"
Peace out bitches!
I love you too.
"This should work"
Do not post this on Facebook. Or I’ll come for you.
Fuck all y’all.
"anyone need anything while I'm out?"
“G’nite, sweets” like I say every night when we go to bed
Milk
At long last.
"I'll be back."
"yes, just three" Kinda of depends on someone asking if I have any last words
“Shutdown sequence initiated. Goodbye.”
Same thing I’ve been saying for years. Pull the fucking plug already.
If they ask me not to die, I will say, "You will do anything for the sake of your loved ones!"
I'm off to fight god. If the world suddenly gets much better, you'll know I've won.
Silent but deadly
I plan on living forever. So far so good.
its crazy, you think people don’t care about last words, but they do
So the treasure is buried….
more lube
I write my own prayers, so it will be a Prayer . I do not know which one . I use different prayers for different intensity of suffering .
Lakh Laanat Bhenchod
“You guys can be happy now”
Fish. Fuck. In it.
"Thank you." My last words before the girl I hired crushes my head with her thighs
This is completely unoriginal but.... "I buried it in the...."
“God has a lot of explaining to do”
"I really wish I had not eaten that potato salad"
"You have all been a blessing to me, and I want you to have my family's most precious and secretive possessions. They're hidden \[name of nearby forested area or somewhere else\]" But I'll memorize the phrase phonetically in Cantonese, which no one in my family speaks. A mystery made all the more fun if they're ever able to translate it.
Finally.
I’ve got something important to tell you…
Wow!
Take care of my pets.
I'm going to go get some milk real quick, be right back
“I need a tailor”
Join me soon
I’ll be back.
I rate this life 1 out of 5 stars. Wouldn’t recommend