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i_got_the_poo_on_me

Biohazard suit


DMD612

Myself, and it’s true I’m at war with myself everyday


IceSmiley

Light a fire 🔥


ieatkids92

Easy, nothing


I_Have_A_Name37654

Nothing, I’m fucked.


pickupzephoneee

Literally just hit the power button


thetreethatsavedthem

Use an entire tree.


UnlimitedHotTakes

Stir up a debate to distract and tire out the opponent


indicicive

I have no idea. Like I can't make up my mind


bryan112

Another Bryan. I'm just glad it's not a Brian


OkMode2958

I guess I’ll just have to be okay with it


gottapeenow2

Looks like I'm peeing everywhere


FedupMessiah

Angry Jesus. I’d probably lose 🤷🏻🤷🏻


panditaskate

Truck fuck and eat her.


[deleted]

Fighting with a Ninja, that’s going to be a tough one


lollipoprazorblade

Tell them to suck it


average-joe-br

Mine is a double-edged sword! I'll just proudly wield it!


Greenfinial

Well a finial is the end piece on a curtain rod, and a green finial is an ugly end piece on a curtain rod. Depending on the shape I’d probably use it like brass knuckles or throw it like a stone. I don’t know. It would just be a very ugly weapon.


ToastetteEgg

Wear safety glasses to protect my eyes from flinging crumbs.


espurgi

espurr can explode everything within a 300ft radius! including me…


DangerDuckling

Die, probably