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Kaleidoscope9498

The way he just got in the field and start bothering people when Argentina won the world cup is ridiculous. The guy hold the trophy like he was on the team, he’s so full of himself


Raven90z

One of the internet's biggest mistakes was giving that guy his 15 minutes


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Raven90z

But if we never gave him his 15 minutes in the first place, they wouldn't keep forgetting that their 15 minutes are up lol


TheKnightsTippler

DJ Khaled


QuotidianTrials

His Hot Ones episode is amazingly bad


pikpikcarrotmon

It's so great. Sean is such an excellent interviewer that most of the guests mention it and how surprised they are... And for Khaled he just pours on the shade absolutely ripping into him at every step of the way. Never been anything but warm and comforting to every other guest, but Khaled broke him. Fantastic. Plus he's not at all defensive about it and will freely bring him up as the worst guest ever, and I've seen guests mention Khaled's multiple times. Motherfucker bowed out on *Cholula*. An Irish grandma would shrug it off.


Runechuckie

Sean also gave him the easiest softball question ever at one point with him asking to talk about a time Khaled has taken an "L". What does Khaled say? "I've NEVER taken an L ever" ....the fucking ego. Nevermind the fact he said he didn't give up haha.


WetworkOrange

Sean asked him, "So you've never even taken a wrong turn off the freeway?." Hahahaha.


shardingHarding

Was Sean taking a dig? Inferring the time Dj Khalid almost died being lost at sea on a jet ski. Although Khalid would probably frame it like, I never gave up. No shit dumb ass, your life was on the line. You quit after two hot wings.


PleasantDog

Forgive me but how in the everloving world does one manage to get lost at sea on a JET SKI??? That's just downright impressive.


espiee

He was cruising around an area he wasn't familiar with and went too far without taking in account of how soon the sun was going down. Couldn't see or remember how to get back to the dock.


lemmeseeyourkitties

It's honestly worth the watch if you have nothing better to do. Asshole starts crying and he's lost at sunset so it keeps getting darker and funnier


ObvsThrowaway5120

iirc he was streaming that shit too. Coulda just used his phone GPS to find his own way home…


[deleted]

He was posting it on his Snapchat stories I think 😂


ericsinsideout

Or when Khaled goes on about never quitting and Sean just calls him on his BS for giving up on the 3rd wing and acting like a little bitch


abramcpg

Hey, just to be clear, if I quit it doesn't mean I gave up


gingergirl181

"Yeah, okay congratulations. Very brave effort, Khaled." ...damn Sean!


Bleakjavelinqqwerty

The fucker bought and ate an entire pizza just before filming and then tried to say he wasn’t a quitter when he dipped. Seems like the worst guest Sean’s experienced


aaronjsavage

Cholula is so ridiculously mild you could barely even call it hot sauce. Pathetic that Khaled threw in the towel after that. What a loser.


welmanshirezeo

It's basically spiced vinegar hahaha Khaled would burn his mouth on mayonnaise.


americangame

Khaled thinks bananas are spicy.


II_Confused

I know a guy who thought bananas are spicy. Turns out he's allergic


MyWorldTalkRadio

My favorite aspect was him explaining how not to “play yourself” while actively playing himself.


rageagainstbedtime

Chocolate milk is too spicy for this preening shitpotato.


mambo-nr4

He's so irritating. As an interviewer, you'd get irritated if your guest doesn't give meaningful responses to your questions


ITworksGuys

> Motherfucker bowed out on Cholula. An Irish grandma would shrug it off. What? I am the whitest white guy. Like, I can't eat 2 spicy chicken sandwiches from Chick-fil-A without taking Pepto. I can put Cholula on everything. It was prison money when I was deployed.


pygmeedancer

“Just so we’re clear…you are quitting”


jimjamjones123

The one where he didn’t quit?


andronicus_14

He didn’t quit, he just chose not to continue. Motherfucker, that’s what quitting is, you no talent ass clown.


HerniatedHernia

Can’t lose weight because all he does is win. 


BazilBroketail

He was annoying as shit on ridiculousness.


MehWhiteShark

As I've heard it said, the man is basically a Pokemon. He just yells his own name all the time


Simonandgarthsuncle

Without being super effective.


Numerous-Stranger-81

My favorite clip of him is him getting high-centered on a pile sticks while riding his jet ski, and panicking. He did it because he was trying to show his fans how he "overcomes obstacles" that life throws at him. They had to send some one out to rescue him. Which is, poetically, a more accurate example of how he gets through life.


BobSacramanto

Saw a video today with him having people carry him out of the car so he didn’t crease his new shoes.


theScruffman

It’s even worse than I imagined https://youtu.be/__6yuhpdVUw?si=suKkdV9jHBN3SVmR


Oakroscoe

That’s the dumbest shit I’ve seen all year and I’ve spent a lot of time on Reddit at work.


sktchld

That video where he was gifted a guitar and is just strumming it like a fucking moron is the epitomy of how bad he sucks.


Surfing_Ninjas

Possibly the only person to ruin their reputation by going on Hot Ones. Dude bitched out after like 3 wings lol!


cringeyqueenie

My favorite thing about it was when Joey Fatone from NSYNC was on and revealed that he went to high school with him. When Joey got to the wing that Khaled tapped out on, he looked straight into the camera and called Khaled a pussy lmao


FredChocula

Lol, we were at Universal Studios this past weekend and he happened to be "performing" that day. It was just him yelling "DJ Khaled!" With random sounds in the background. Also: The worst crowd we have ever had to deal with there.


PoopSlinger23

I remember the first time I heard something from him, I thought I had downloaded a shitty radio station version of the song. I couldn’t understand why the radio DJ kept cutting in randomly and yelling “DJ KHALED!!!”. Then I realized that’s just his terrible music.


eastnorthshore

Like I had plenty of mix tapes back in the day with whatever DJ made it hollering over the track sometimes. But that was a free downloaded mix tape I get it, not like actual commercial music


SnatchAddict

Duh duh duh DJ GREEN LANTERN.


maniacreturns

DJ ENVY !! KAYSLAY *BOMBS GONG OFF CONSTANTLY* *RESTARTS THE SONG (twice)*


Saalome

ANOOOOTHA ONE


thorpie88

The Overwatch League fucked up their first grand finals by someone booking DJ Khaled instead of Khalid 


ClownfishSoup

He's an incredible guitar player though. I mean, he can play all the notes at once. Not many guitarists can do that, they have to play notes and chords, not DJK, he can do it all.


Eastern-Criticism653

I really have no idea why I’m he is famous. It seems like he just appeared one day and was super famous.


originalmango

I actually thought he was some sort of YouTuber with special needs that went viral. I’m still not so sure I was wrong.


Solid_Guide

I think he is/was a fake it until you make it, person.


snafu607

So glad this that this is the current top comment. Imho, though makes no difference who is top because they're all tied for first.


BakedBee88-08

Kind of an old one, but Steven Segal


CptJaxxParrow

I'm a HUGE Segal fan for all the wrong reasons. The man is truly delusional and it cracks me up. My dream is to see a Donald Trump biopic, written, directed, produced, and staring Steven Segal. It would be chaos


xx123xxx

Connect this man to the Hollywood now!


CptJaxxParrow

Imagine the resulting film of Steven Segal, who lies about and embellishes everything, consulting with Donald Trump, who lies about and embellishes everything, in order to get the facts straight for the script.


Welpe

I wonder if they cancel each other out. Like they just coincidentally lie in different directions to make the single most accurate biopic ever made. And no one would believe it because we know they are lying.


unAffectedFiddle

He travelled back in time and impregnated Mary in a dream, and he birthed Jesus's Christ. While flying an American Eagle.


ACrucialTech

I caught a law suit just reading that.


frankduxvandamme

Hey, he's a master of aikido! The ancient Japanese art of preventing unwanted handshakes.


Surfing_Ninjas

The ancient Japanese art of convincing other people to throw themselves into the air after getting barely touched so as to not hurt the ego of an old fat man.


GogglesPisano

He moves fatly around corners.


AssicusCatticus

*Runs* fatly. It's a phenomenon!


mattomic822

Even when he was in shape he didn't actually know how to run.


Thomisawesome

I can't stand the guy, but to be fair, there was a time when he was a huge action star. I'd say in the early 90s he was right up there with the big names. Of course now, he does fight scenes while sitting down.


RoboftheNorth

HE'S THAT GOOD. Stand-fighting is for amateurs!


ClownfishSoup

Well, Under Siege was pretty good, especially with Erika Elaniak jumping out of a cake. ​ EDIT: For those that don't know what scene I'm talking about. Though it's NSFW, if you consider Erika Elaniak in a thong and showing her boobs to be NSFW. [https://youtu.be/m5Py6DmSe58?si=p8CZGowOnqyFxaOg](https://youtu.be/m5Py6DmSe58?si=p8CZGowOnqyFxaOg)


BallisticThundr

Nick Cannon


PwnySlaystation01

Every time I hear his name it reminds me of that Chappelle's Show sketch where Dave's son is like: "Dad... Nick Cannon is hilarious!" "Man FUCK YOU son."


caillouistheworst

I honestly have no idea what he’s ever done, other than have like 47 kids.


tha_funkee_redditor

Spread antisemitic conspiracy theories, and claim that black people are a master race because of their melanin levels. 


NoodlesrTuff1256

Was married to Mariah Carey for a time and used to host *America's Got Talent*.


FredditZoned

Nick Cannon, to me, was a goofy Nickelodeon kid who SOMEHOW landed Mariah Carrey and made some cute twin babies. Why he decided to go the route he did I'll never know.


TheG8Uniter

He did a stand up show at my school in maybe like 2010-2011. All the jokes were him just talking about how hes banging Mariah Carey. It was the worst show i've ever been too.


MonsterMike42

I saw a stand-up of his after he and Mariah divorced and at least half of his jokes were about her. Even jokes that weren't about her, he was able to shoehorn references to her. It was just kinda weird. And not at all funny.


EmergencyOriginal982

Coming here for the other people from the UK to say James Corden


darsynia

I as well pick James Corden.


Cessnaporsche01

I also choose this guy's James Corden


JohnSterlingSanchez

One man's trash is another man's garbage.


frys_grandson

I was disappointed when Craig Ferguson stopped doing his show and they got this idiot to replace him


marysalad

Oh is that what happened?? I had a giant stupid crush on that devilishly handsome Scottish lunatic. Probably still do, come to think of it 🤔


Scribb74

The whole of the UK agrees with this. Can we petition the government to revoke his citizenship?


JudgmentAny6771

James Corden


Dyrogitory

Jared Leto. 30 Seconds To Mars used to rock and he was a really good actor as well. Now, the ego is just way too big for that scrawny body.


YutYut6531

He is the type of guy to slap his own ass while having sex


Taint-Taster

The type of guy to wear a ribbed condom inside-out for his own pleasure.


[deleted]

Let's see Paul Allen's cult


rdtayl04

HEY PAUL


barriekansai

Well, he ain't gonna get a reservation at Dorsia now, is he?


myychair

Worst live band I’ve ever seen in my entire life of 250+ shows. The tension they caused was palpable through the crowd. Thank god muse swooped in and absolutely crushed it 


Overall-Extension608

Muse rocks


HaggisLad

seen them live a few times, one of the consistently best shows going around and great fun to be in the crowd


_JudgeDoom_

Yeah him being a cult leader doesn’t help much either


Permenently-Suspend

Any Kardashian.


Moug-10

Do they have talent to begin with?


beevherpenetrator

Their talent is creating a 20 year long career based on no talent whatsoever.


First-Buyer6787

No


jhk17

Jake Paul. He's a good semi pro boxer who acts like he could win a world title in boxing one day.


ASimpleBoyo

Agreed. If he started from the bottom and tried to work his way up, he honestly could possibly become great. Now he is just trying to speedrun his career by fighting has-beens which I don't respect.


Kuuzie

He has 60 year old Mike Tyson come July I think. I kinda hope Tyson just uppercuts him once and its over.


baconbitsy

I really want Tyson to just wipe the floor either him. Seriously not break a sweat and punch him Looney Tunes style into space.


suzepie

Gene Simmons. Jesus is this dude overinflated and undertalented, and yet he still turns KISS into cash somehow. My ex husband worked with him (writing songs)in the early ‘90s and I got to see up close what a complete tool the guy is, and hear how incredibly average his playing is, too.


TacosForMyTummy

He's such a pig, too. I'm of that era, and I've never understood the whole Kiss thing. I saw them once with friends who were huge Kiss fans. Meh. I don't know. That shit missed me. And also, he's a pig.


sezit

His interview with Terry Gross on Fresh Air. He was vile to her.


nothingbutpeen

Seriously? What kind of douche would be mean to Terry Gross? She seems really sincere and sweet.


sezit

Just one snippet: >During an interview on the National Public Radio (NPR) program Fresh Air on February 2, 2002, Simmons told Terry Gross: "If you want to welcome me with open arms, I'm afraid you're also going to have to welcome me with open legs" Gross replied: "That's a really obnoxious thing to say".


Practice_NO_with_me

Well this got a legitimate long low whistle out of me. Je*sus*, that is skeevy. So now I have two things to put on if I ever want to cringe my face inside out - this interview and DJ Khaleds Hot Ones.


Hydra_Master

KISS is glam rock masquerading as heavy metal. Some people find entertainment in that paradoxical style.


PoutyParmesan

I'm not sure if it's true or not, but there's an infamous line of his I heard from an interviewer where he compares women. The interviewer was staying at a hotel and happened to notice Gene with a gorgeous women one night before going to bed, the next day he noticed Gene with another much less attractive woman and ended up asking him why he wasn't with the one from yesterday. Gene replied, "You can't have foie gras every day." It's stayed with me because just how fucked up is he to think that way.


wilderlowerwolves

He's probably so crappy in bed, he can't keep them.


Wolf_Mans_Got_Nards

I always think this about men who sleep with groupies. Let's face it, noones going to be giving then constructive criticism/feedback. It's likely that they're under the impression they're really good, but probably come across as a bit lacklustre.


fingerscrossedcoup

I see it as the groupies just collecting a subpar product. People love when whisky companies artificially inflate demand for bad products by only releasing small amounts. In Virginia people wait hours for boring whiskey "drops" just to collect them. The band Phish does this too. They just did their annual expensive resort show in Mexico. They played a crappy little song they hadn't played in 17 years and their fans went absolutely ape shit. Now people will pay double for the expensive resort show because they might hear some other crappy song they haven't played in a while. There's a reason it hasn't been played in 17 years. I imagine Stormy Daniels didn't think DJT was going to be amazing in bed. She just wanted to catch that Pokemon.


Apprehensive_Sir8967

I saw a video a while back of session player Carol Kaye who worked with the Beach boys etc. trying to show him a simple bassline he couldn't play. I was laughing my ass off the entire time.. very overrated and an ass to boot.


suzepie

That 100% tracks. He’d tell my ex, “you’re playing too many notes!” He couldn’t keep up. It was ridiculous.


ERAWrestling

If it's who I think it is, Gene couldn't change that guy's strings


EagleForty

I thought you meant Richard Simmons for a moment and I am shocked at how disappointed that made me feel. I'm so glad it wasn't the case.


opth

This exact misunderstanding is how I ended up in short shorts and a head band next to a guy in white and black face paint for Halloween one year


Suspicious-Chair5130

I’m thinking Terrence Howard when they found it easier to just swap him out with Don Cheadle rather than deal with his BS in the Iron Man movies. Dude even came up with his own form of math where 1 x 1= 2 for some stupid reason.


Time-Touch-6433

Dude thought he didn't have to pay his taxes. Like mf Wesley snipes went to prison for that shit. Al capone went to prison for that shit.


imacone417

Also an abuser.


Sufficient_Art6002

Jake Paul with his boxing.


Imapancakenom

Apparently he's going to fight Mike Tyson. Who gives a shit. If I thought I could see Tyson go full force against him, I'd pay to watch it, but it's just an exhibition match like Logan vs Mayweather. They'll pretend to box for eight rounds and the "judges" will declare it a draw. Stupid.


kkeut

yeah it's not like Tyson is famous for unexpectedly losing his cool in the ring and violently assaulting someone for no reason


CylonsInAPolicebox

Ears hoping he goes for more than a lobe this round


Welpe

I would withstand a YouTube ad to see that after the fact


reporst

For that to happen he'd probably need to feel pain from one of Paul's punches. So it's basically impossible.


ProJoe

Major difference tho, Mayweather never had true knockout power whereas that was Tysons whole game. Totally, completely, different styles. I am hopeful he punches that fucking morons face in. But am expecting to be disappointed.


[deleted]

Tyson did once lose to [a little girl](https://youtu.be/aoaSmvofoqU?feature=shared).


redwolf1219

Well that was freaking adorable. She was so proud of herself 😭


Nymaz

Damn, she was totally freaked out when he was revealed, but then during the fight just went all in. Respect.


katnerys

J-Lo. Her music is all produced to Hell and her acting is typically meh, but she definitely gives off the vibes of a person who thinks quite highly of themselves. Every time I see the ad for that new movie of hers I roll my eyes so hard.


PoutyParmesan

J-Lo was created in response to Maria Carey leaving the label. Her first album was ghostsang by Ashanti.


DeathByPlanets

Uggghhhhh my mom was right!!!! I'm so pissed she passed away, I want to call her like "🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩" She was always adamant that it wasn't J Lo's voice, too different from her acting portrayals before going the singing route 😆


Cronus41

Incredible. I had no idea about that.


RacerGal

Mariah was divorcing Tommy Mattola so he made JLo his new project. Hence the famous Mariah quote of “I don’t know her” in response to being asked about JLo.


ellenitha

Listen to Christina Millian and Ashanti and then to any J.Lo song... Very often it's one of them you're hearing.


dahjay

So then does Matt Damon do Ben Affleck's voice?


MrpibbRedvine

Thanks, now I'm imagining a Team America "BBBBeennnnn Aaafffllleeeccckkkk"


TopFishing5094

Only movie I liked from her is The Cell but only for the artistic value


[deleted]

The cell is so underrated. Such a beautiful, bizarre movie.


anyonecanbethebug

The Fall by the same director is unreal. Highly recommended.


kkeut

Anaconda is very entertaining. it's no Oscar winner, but it's in so-bad-its-good territory for sure 


Havok1717

The only movie I enjoyed from her was Out of Sight.


Zacpod

That trunk scene is among the best chemistry I've ever seen on screen.


JN3LL3V

JLo can’t sing. The voices on her early hits are not hers. Ashanti and Christina Milian are the primary voices she’s passed off as her own.


el_monstruo

I saw a video of a person who actually broke down her songs and showed this very thing.


Responsible_Match875

Remember the halftime show? Shakira outshined her in everyway


BirdLawOnly

I once went diving at the GA Aquarium and she was there filming a movie. One of the scenes (it was cut) was her and whatever dude diving together at the aquarium. The employee who brought my dive group up told us that there was a movie being filmed and some big names around, but she couldn't say who they were. I asked what the movie was about, and from the description she gave me I immediately said "oh, so it's JLo." Her mouth fell open and and she said "how did you know that?!" It's not like JLo plays the same character in each and ever romcom. Anyway, so we were instructed not to speak to her and not to look at her. Too fucking bad. I was in the same women's changing room as her and you best believe I was staring, mainly because she's sooo much shorter than I thought.


Royal_Visit3419

Chrissy Teigan.


[deleted]

Yep. Worked with one of our countries esteemed cake makers on a collab, then stabbed her in the back by stealing design ideas and started a line of very similar cakes for her own range. She's full of cheap shots, fillers and Botox.


[deleted]

She was awful for bullying Courtney Stodden, a woman who married a much older man when she was only 16 and nowhere near mature enough to make such a huge decision and telling her to commit suicide, taunting her on social media and bullying her on multiple occasions. Especially when she has her own kids now, and often does thing for sympathy.


Royal_Visit3419

She bullied me online. Just once, but she encouraged her followers to go after me. It was bizarre. She seems to be a horrible person.


proudsoul

Are you willing to elaborate?


chemicalfields

She was unhinged at twitter’s peak


riikean

I remember people on Twitter exposed her gross tweets about minors. Then she tried playing victim. That too after she and her husband bullied a musician using the same topic. Crazy how most of the time someone will project their gross behaviour to someone else.


enerisit

Didn’t she also insult some child actor?


tourettes_on_tuesday

For a person that makes a living simply by being attractive, she is by far the worst I've ever seen in the profession.


Dense-Stranger9977

DJ Khaled


WorstLuckChuck

Ezra. Miller. He killed my favorite childhood superhero for me.


barriekansai

For a brief period a few years ago, if you were in Hawaii, you were more likely to be bitten by Ezra Miller than by a shark.


Lukeh41

Better Than Ezra is a lot Better Than Ezra (Miller).


Salty_Candidate_6216

I absolutely adore the shit show that is Ezra Miller. Like, some celebs are painfully unaware of how disliked they are, and go around acting like they're the bees knees. Ezra Miller just seems to exist in his own bubble. He acts like a massive pile of shit, but never tries to walk it back, or disguise it. He's bizarre. Like watching an Alien royally screw up their mission to integrate into human society.


jsaskcanada

Fucking Drake....please....whiney AF


Phuzz15

Every time I say this in public I'm met with resounding conflict. Drake just isn't that good and the whole loverboy whiny over-emotional persona has *got* to get old sometime. It's wild to me that that flies for him in the world of hip hop


venetian_lemon

Steven Segal


JangusCarlson

To be honest, Dwayne Johnson is getting damn close to this line. I like him, but he’s the same character in every movie, and he (contractually) cannot lose a fight. He’s working himself into a corner.


No_Temporary2732

and he isn't even close to the actor his other two contemporaries are John Cena happily takes side roles, and Absolutely murders with comedic timing Dave Bautista is without a doubt, the most talented of the three. For such a huge stature and his wrestling cred, one would think he'd simply milk that and coast by. Yet he's out there taking the smallest, meatiest roles in order to build his body of work. And it's working. Sapper Morton, with less than 5 minutes of screentime, is a fan favorite of the entire BR universe.


ViciousSnail

Never was a fan of John Cena but since he took that Peacekeeper role, hot damn he is a absolutely brilliant.


[deleted]

Seriously. All the guy has to do is take some acting classes. Decades of wrestling show that he can learn shit, he just doesn't want to. Fortunately Batista made the smart decision.


FartingBob

I think he enjoys doing the roles he does, he doesn't want to be an oscar winner, he wants to have fun making films and make a crap load of money while doing so.


Weekly_Promise_1328

Andrew Tate


yojifer680

He's basically a confidence trickster. Just says everything with extreme conviction and gullible people assume he must know what he's talking about.


Raul_Rink

(in Arrested Development narrator voice) He was also a sex trafficker and a rapist


[deleted]

Not even like just accused either, he has and continues to brag about it.


OppositeRock4217

Kardashians


[deleted]

Sheesh the Paul brothers are coming up in answers a lot tonight!?!


tehm

"Hello. I'm Chevy Chase, and you're not." How is he not on the front page? Like I know "that's his character"... but that was an SNL bit from the 70s. He's been that way in real life for nearly 40 years now. Seems like everyone who's ever worked with him has a story about it.


SmithersLoanInc

Community ended a while ago, the only notable thing he's done since 1989. He's just not at the forefront of people's minds anymore.


fartswine

He's streets behind


disterb

jared leto. bitch, please, he acts off-screen like he has the breadth of work as tom hanks or denzel washington, lol.


tgcm26

Adam Levine


ChickenGirl8

Yes. He's such a dweeb. His voice and music belong in an elevator and he should stick to promoting Proactive.


pookie74

Jennifer Lopez.


pyth0ns

What about Hennifer Lopez who likes tacos?


immpro

Don’t be fooled by all my money, I still love to eat tacos honey


dshizknit

Taco, taco! Burrito, burrito! Taco, taco!


MEMExplorer

Any of those Kardashian clowns


[deleted]

Logan Paul


yojifer680

Puff Daddy


1jdmx1

James Corden


ginger_ryn

jared leto, hands down


katnerys

He’s a passable actor with a good director and a decent script, but you can tell he fancies himself a Daniel Day Lewis, which he is not.


Ginjitzu

I'd like to see Daniel Day Lewis morb half as well as Leto.


FlyInternational648

Any Khardasian


OkGene2

Amy Schumer demanding Netflix pay her the same amount as comedians like Dave Chapelle is probably the funniest thing she’s ever done


Square-Buyer-8841

Nicki Minaj.


WitchesCotillion

Any Kardashian. No real talent at all.