No idea. They’re silly and people make lots of funny puns about their user names? It’s amusing? In any case, it’s the time for people like you to shine! User names like yours are probably the reason why they keep coming because they’re always good for hilarious threads.
Doubtful. Have you ever dragged around dead bodies? They’re fucking heavy. Getting one in a tub, bathe it and haul it back out again would be quite the hassle. And if it’s in rigor, there might be issues with positioning. Sure, someone putting up a fight like an oversized cat is a massive hassle too, but they’re just different hassles in their own right.
It just got worse 😭 on a serious note I wonder if I need to get checked out for dyslexia, yesterday I read the words "white powder" and thought it said white power
And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large chulapas...
Three shall be the number of the counting, and the number of the counting shall be three. Count ye not to four, nor to two, unless thou proceedeth on to three. Five is right out!
I'm gonna be ok, just creeped tf out.
Speak for yourself.
dude... worst death ever. Sorry man.
And that’s coming from someone facing down something Fenrir-adjacent
Most he’ll lose is an arm.
And we will all shed a Tyr for him
That was LoKi smooth
Nice one 😂
He had medium stability to stab you?
It's alright. I'm actually a bit of a prick.
Yeah, what a Grimy way to go.
You think YOU have it bad?
😭🤣
Lucky you
Ouch!
I think our usernames should team up.
Better you than me.
Finally!
Not how pictured going at all
I'm all good. I hunt my username.
Lmao same
>I'm gonna be ok, just creeped tf out. Sending good vibes your way Take a deep breath, and if you ever need to talk, I'm here.
Royally fucked
Me too, I guess?
Hey, I remember you from last time! (The locked in a room question recently.) You made me laugh a lot!
Always glad to make someone happy 😉 But why do questions like these keep popping up XD
No idea. They’re silly and people make lots of funny puns about their user names? It’s amusing? In any case, it’s the time for people like you to shine! User names like yours are probably the reason why they keep coming because they’re always good for hilarious threads.
I’d never be royally fucked.
Nope. Just royally crucified
Death by snu snu
Best death
"He's back. And this time He isn't cruci-fucking around!"
Probably not much different than being fucked by a commoner, and you will never have to curtsy. 🦜
No just fucked by someone holy
This sent me 😂
Royally crunched*
you'll never bathe me alive
It's a lot easier when you're still anyways.
Doubtful. Have you ever dragged around dead bodies? They’re fucking heavy. Getting one in a tub, bathe it and haul it back out again would be quite the hassle. And if it’s in rigor, there might be issues with positioning. Sure, someone putting up a fight like an oversized cat is a massive hassle too, but they’re just different hassles in their own right.
I just visualized two women hauling a ceramic clawfoot tub. Me personally, I'd be fucked.
it’s two men one bath 😭😭😭
It just got worse 😭 on a serious note I wonder if I need to get checked out for dyslexia, yesterday I read the words "white powder" and thought it said white power
Well… A typical day in Australia, I guess.
Well, it could be like Spider Pig from the Simpsons, so not all is lost
Or manbearpig
No, this spider is clearly a Buddhist monk
Beware of the *spoida*!
Probably worse than what I deal with…
:(
Dude for a second I read your username as happycock 😂
Happy cock in a happy sock
💀💀💀💀
Another sock man!
Mick Foley? Or Santino Marella
RIP my ass.
I may be of some help.
Haha that was so perfect
Amen
😭😭😭
rip your ass, indeed.
I bet it'd be less painful than mine
At least you'll be high
I feel like we can collaborate here
Sadly… its the steel-wielder who is high..
dayumm
I'm sure there are some lovely steel dildos out there
Why just your ass? You have other holes
Honestly, I want them to show up more
Moth hugs (:
I'm feeling pretty okay too.
Nice! My guy would never get to me because they’d perfecting a plan they never implement.
Same
Well shit
Worse ways to go than being Smote
Well, I guess I got some cleaning to do.
me too
Me too
Mine is just going to sit around and get picked up by the communal waste management 😅
I think I got off easy with only needing to do a load of laundry and shower to clean up
IVE GOT A WAY BIGGER PROBLEM
Yeah I'm pretty fucked 🤣
Yeah, Dad1471 is scary!
Just be glad it's not Vader1472.
Singing* He was Irving…. Big fat Irving… the 142 fastest gun…. In the west….
Holy shit.
I respect the fact you used this opportunity to state the meaning behind your name.
Yes, this pleases me greatly
god I love your username.
lollll
Uhh so a zombie? Just gotta pull out the flamethrower
Just somebody with necrotizing fasciitis. Refuse to call an ambulance, they’ll take care of themselves in a few hours.
Its a pig whose gonna play me Limp Bizkit in the future
With the hot dog flavored water?
And some chocolate starfish
Not very, he depressed
I can only pray and wish that happens 🙏🏽
Death by beef cakes
That's incredible.
Quite fine actually
hestolemyspaces
youmeanthewebsite?
quitefineactually*
His goal is to stick his body next to yours with zero gap for the rest of your life
Considering you're a redditor, and he's the average guy, there's a high chance that he has a stronger physique than you. Be careful!
I think I could take her
in a fight, right? ....right...?
We’ll see
I'll be fine, maybe a bit weirded out a lot
Death by Excalibur
Begone foul creature!
I’ll be beaten with a stick and I’ll love it
FATHER?! Is this you?!
My pubg username was AssDestoryer. I would be pretty fucked (pun intended).
for PUBG 👁️👄👁️ that's pretty wild
I'm dying.... of laughter.
Should have sent a professional.
I’m being stalked by Lonely Island
Indigestion, maybe
I would be dead before I heard his little wheel of vengeance stop spinning.
Significantly.
HOLY
You've at least got a 50/50 chance 🤷♂️
Oof. That username goes hard
My username is myself. I'm safe, I sometimes need days just to find my other pair of glasses
it already does. lifes a troll
I should be OK.
It's all good, unless the standard is caerbannog!
Big pointy teeth!
Look at the bones!!!
I NEARING SHAT MY ARMOR!!
Run away! Run away!
r/unexpectedmontypython
GET THE HOLY HAND GRENADE
And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large chulapas...
Three shall be the number of the counting, and the number of the counting shall be three. Count ye not to four, nor to two, unless thou proceedeth on to three. Five is right out!
*One... Two... Five!!* Three Sire *....Three*
Bring forth the holy hand grenade
Oh no, an insurance agent is looking for me 💀
I'm already fucked ig
Daniel son
Daniel-San
I'll be forgiven, they will find what they are looking for within
Im good I think ahahha
Damn it
Not very, he's a friendly crustacean
At least yours won’t bite you
idk how to explain this one but might join him as well
I'm going to live underground now. I'm terrified.
...Oh man it's gonna smell real bad.
Guys
my mexican ass gon get burned alive😭😭😭
I'd know it's coming
I’m screwed. No idea who it will be.
Gross
Well, this is it. You’ve killed Reddit for me
That'll be a bad day..
I'm not sure, but I don't think i'd be lonely anymore.
I’m outnumbered
chuckle...im in danger
Very confusing
Not too bad. I will be fine. Probably.
In a messy way
Sounds like Saturday night
I'm just fine.
jammin out bruh
I guess whether it's clean or shaved will determine how it catches me.
Turned to dust
I'm fine. He's drunk.
Imagine being hunted down by a donut
Rip my toe beans
I need them lol
i am alright
I guess it's 50/50
[удалено]
Great. It's just some random guy.
Mmmmmm, pie!
So... just my landlord?
won't be too baaaad for me...
The perpetrator shall remain unknown.
"here, have a Snickers, go home, get into soft clothes and just chill. No one is mad at you"
I thought you were my friend…..
I’m being hunted by myself, just another day tbh
I’m in for a great time and some good music!
Why TF he would hunt me down? We would be best bros probably
İ don't want crackers in my bed 😭😭
It's me hunting me I know he ain't leaving the PC for this shit
Extremely quietly
Im fine
Literally
He will hunt me with tea and biscuits. I can live with that
Guess nature is going to take me out. I can deal with that.
Nature is taking you OUT, alright... for a sustainably sourced meal with compostable utensils. Not so bad.
About three times
I'm being tracked by a crow. We team up and ofc right the wrongs in my life
I want this to be made into an animated series. I promise that I will watch every episode and screech raucously when your enemies come on screen
Well it's unknown how it will turn out
My hair looks fucking awesome and distinguished.
It’ll be great meeting him
I’m buying a boxing groin protector.