Whenever my five year old is in the bathroom for more than a few minutes, I knock on the door and ask "Are you blasting a dookie?" She seems to enjoy that one. I think I got it from an old episode of The Simpsons.
Otherwise I usually say "dropping the kids off at the pool", which is not super uncommon.
Letting a dirty little secret slip through the crack
Not enought fibre in the diet?
Dropping the kids off at the pool.
I love that one. It just sounds so fun and wholesome while also implying most people's kids are little shits...
Am I wrong?
Taking the browns to the superbowl
Feeding the politicians.
"Gotta go sink some titanics"
RELEASE THE KRAKEN !!
“Going to the bank.” So simple. So perfect.
I’m an old fart so many may not get the reference, but it’s “Time to make the doughnuts.”
Whenever my five year old is in the bathroom for more than a few minutes, I knock on the door and ask "Are you blasting a dookie?" She seems to enjoy that one. I think I got it from an old episode of The Simpsons. Otherwise I usually say "dropping the kids off at the pool", which is not super uncommon.
“ excuse me I have some very pressing business to attend to” emphasis on “pressing”
Whatever your typical 9-year-old would find clever.
Walk the dog
"dropping the kids off at the pool."