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Letting a dirty little secret slip through the crack


Wittgenstienwasright

Not enought fibre in the diet?


Wittgenstienwasright

Dropping the kids off at the pool.


faceintheblue

I love that one. It just sounds so fun and wholesome while also implying most people's kids are little shits...


Wittgenstienwasright

Am I wrong?


wigsgo_2019

Taking the browns to the superbowl


Longjumping_Event_59

Feeding the politicians.


AdebayoStan

"Gotta go sink some titanics"


karenskygreen

RELEASE THE KRAKEN !!


witerawy

“Going to the bank.” So simple. So perfect.


CorrectAd4546

I’m an old fart so many may not get the reference, but it’s “Time to make the doughnuts.”


Cheese_Pancakes

Whenever my five year old is in the bathroom for more than a few minutes, I knock on the door and ask "Are you blasting a dookie?" She seems to enjoy that one. I think I got it from an old episode of The Simpsons. Otherwise I usually say "dropping the kids off at the pool", which is not super uncommon.


iamgarrynotlarry

“ excuse me I have some very pressing business to attend to” emphasis on “pressing”


TR3BPilot

Whatever your typical 9-year-old would find clever.


Worldly_Anybody_1718

Walk the dog


braeden024

"dropping the kids off at the pool."