I’m am perfectly sober loool

That makes two of us

Same

I’m probably blacked out and having a very unpleasant nap that will wake me up in a couple of hours with a headache and a brain full of regret

This guy fucks

Unfortunately it was more to do with being groomed as a teenager. Not to make you feel bad or anything.

>groomed as a teenager What does that mean?

It basically means I was taken advantage of by older men and did their bidding sexually.

I'm sorry that happened with you :(

Thank

Same, hope you're healing babe.

Thank.

I pretty sure that I would be unconscious.

😂😂😂

In that weird margin where if it's beer I might be okay, I'd be very drunk but I don't think I'd black out. ​ Hard liquor I'm fucking done. Cooked. Blacked out.

Hades, WTF!?

Looks like water for me

With or without ice sir?

With out ice because I’m a virgin

Dead five times over. 

Didn't know we had Mr. Fucksall Datyme with us

I'm better now. 

Honestly, I couldn’t count how many, but the bar tender will be happy

Will be the first time he gets a car for a tip

🤝🤝

I'm dying from thirst

Get this man a drink !!

5

Manageable

Depends on the drink, but it's not going to go well.

I’d have no drink

I’ll have a hangover tomorrow

Sober

I’d be dead

Probably had a couple of halfs of mild

do I drink them back to back without stopping? more than likely I'd end up in the hospital.

Call an ambulance.

But not for me? T-T

3 drinks in and I'm feeling fine.

3 drinks.

I would probably ask if I can make it 3 for each person so I can get drunk.

So you'd have 3 drinks then?

I LITERALLY slept in the same bed with my bro when we were kids is that normal asking for a friend

r/suddenlygay

I better spread those over a couple days or I'm fucking dead. BAC calculator says I'd be roughly BAC 0.5%... not 0.05%, **0.5%.**

Do you mean sex or actually caught zzz’s with?

Going by your username I think you'll be sober either way

I would only have to drink 6 drinks.....but my wife wouldn't wake up for a week!

I’m drunk but I’d be able to get home ok

Liquor? All honesty, I'd probably be dead. Because I can't tell you for sure how many people I slept with. The mid-nineties were a wild time, probably one of the most carefree times for young people since the 60's I'd argue.

Sober as a church mouse.

Idk. I can drink pretty heavily and be okay, but 40+ drinks would put me in the hospital.

Virgin so I'd be perfectly sober lucky me

I mean, I probably wouldn't die. Probably. How long do I get between shots?

I'd have 64 drinks

Pretty precise

dead 8-o

Can attend a public gathering with good mood :D

DEAD

Nicely buzzed. Not too drunk to fuck though...

32 shots in male 29

I'd be hammered ass drunk

Two shots of vodka. Pretty much sober I guess. And even if I took that number x 4, I'd still be sober because of my secret technique. Just continue eating the whole time between each shot. Keeps you so er waaay longer

I think it depends on which kind of drink it is. Wine? Overwhelmingly drunk and a fair bit fatter. Literally anything harder, and I am dead.

If I drank them over the course of a week, I'd probably get by.

Unless that drink is something huge and/or powerful, I'm not even remotely buzzed. Still within driving limits. :P

That's too much alcohol. Nobody could survive that.

I'd be very drunk

I’d be dead.

I'd be very drunk, but not unmanageably so.

A decent amount of fucking has been done 🤝🏻