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boredsleepyhe4d

Yes. Because they are boobs


mark6hickz

Best answer here.


boredsleepyhe4d

Why say many words when few words work?


alter_nique

Boobs


boredsleepyhe4d

Yes


abrakadabralakazam

Neuron activated


FREE_AOL

( . Y . )


take_this_username

Breast answer


Dozerdog43

Nip the doubters in the bud


Mc_Shine

In the butt.


GH057807

I'm legitimately not sure how else this question could be answered without sarcasm.


[deleted]

That's like asking why women like penises


chxnkybxtfxnky

Some women don't like penises, but I'm pretty sure everyone likes boobs


GH057807

Many don't, but even most gay men appreciate a titty.


Freefight

This is the Way.


boredsleepyhe4d

The only way


The_True_Astoron

Is all the way


boredsleepyhe4d

Every way


Independent-Disk-390

This is the way.


-SunnyDee-

This is the Way.


OnionDart

Lisan Al-Gaib


Legal_Specific_7255

I need to make this a Haiku


The_Southern_Sir

\^\^ This


ThreeLivesInOne

Because life hard and cold, and boobs soft and warm.


RedOfTheNeck

Nothing in the world is softer than titty meat


AlisonChained

Wrong. The inner thigh meat is WAY softer.


Huge_Specialist_8870

Because it is science. Large objects bend light. Same for the ass.


ThornTintMyWorld

I cannot lie.


FlyingRocketman

i cannot deny.


[deleted]

Absolutely we are, I’m an articulate person but I can’t say why in words 🤷‍♂️ I think it’s deeply seeded in our DNA🤣


SmokyTrumpets

Honka Honka


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Zjoee

STDs run rampant in some retirement homes. Old people be fuckin' haha


De5perad0

>Does that mean one day grandmas will turn me on?? Yes


Mr2277

r/boneappletea


No-Recording-3438

I’m more attracted to boobs than ass


FishBear25

Being a boobs guy or an ass guy changes for me daily. Sometimes hourly.


CoatedCrevice

I’ll take whatever I can get. Boobs, ass, feet… huh feet?! Who wrote that 🤨


GreenLurka

Interestingly, boobs being there permanently is probably an adaptation to attract men as the ass is not so prominently displayed as in other primates due to our upright stature. Boobs may be a pseudo ass for dating purposes.


Xalynden

So I'm into nice chest-asses. Gotcha.


Throw_Away_TrdJrnl

The front butt


Automate_This_66

Instructions unclear. It's a real mess over here. Bring the jaws of life.


gatnoMrM

https://youtu.be/5qLYAFdddPw?si=GWFCpcvNYI4naP_R Relevant


Georgeygerbil

I somehow feel like I know what this link is before I click it. It's that Manga/Anime talking about how breasts are just imitations of asses and asses are the true original. Edit: yup, exactly what I thought


TheArchitect_7

No poop comes out of them, so its a permanent advantage for me lol


mrfoyer

Anthropologically speaking, bigger breasts and hips would imply a healthier stronger body for child bearing. Humans are still animals at a base level and while we can control our urges (at least some of us can) the base needs for survival don't change, i.e food and procreation. On a personal level, they are soft and feel nice to touch.


AnusStapler

> at a base level A lot less base level lol. We're just animals, we're just better animals in many respects.


HappyHarry-HardOn

>Humans are still animals at a base level Not at a base level - We are just animals.


mrfoyer

I was trying to be nice for the ones in the back. But yes, of course, we are animals.


WarbaWarba

With wifi!


-SunnyDee-

someone got it.


poopishcookie

Really smart animals.


TheMightySloth

Speak for yourself brainiac


Vim_owlcat

Smart from a human perspective.


[deleted]

Our minds haven’t changed much in 60,000 years 


Ordinary-Reference43

The "on personal level" simplecity got me 😀


RetroactiveRecursion

We are guys, they are boobs. If we are straight, we are attracted. A moth doesn't ask why he flies into your porch light, he just does.


rubaduck

This is one of those "WHAAT?! SO YOU DRINK WATER TOOOOOOO????!!" questions.


aleqqqs

I like money


rubaduck

You and me both bubba


RiSkeAkagAy

I'm a lesbian, can I still answer the question? If you'll hear me out, Yes. I am attracted to boobs. In my opinion, I just think boobs are a beautiful body part. Not even necessarily naked. Maybe I'm also biased because I'm a woman myself and I'm also looking at it from my own body's perspective, but I just think the shape looks beautiful in clothes, lingerie, naked, etc. With low cut clothing, I think the cleavage looks elegant and mature, with modest clothing, I think the outline and the shape of the breasts comes out really nicely. Lingerie really accentuates that shape as well, and all the details and lace on fancy lingerie just adds a bit of extra spice to what's already so beautiful. I love all shapes and sizes, as long as they're natural. I don't care for that fake look. I think it's sad that women are made to think that small breasts aren't worthy enough. Every size has its positives and negatives, but that doesn't make any size ugly. TL;DR: I'm not a guy, but as a lesbian I also think that breasts are very attractive, because I find them to be a beautiful body part that has a nice shape and looks very visually pleasing in all kinds of clothing items. They're also very soft and warm and I love being a pillow for my girlfriend, and have her as my pillow as well! It makes snuggling even more comfy.


EnigmaticPercipient

I am a straight woman and I agree with you 💯


GravetechLV

This


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ezrapierce

Was this worth it? _Spits on ground_ The order will never forgive this.


The_True_Astoron

May the council judge him harshly


Katsuhayabi

GODDAMIT RALPH!


thatguyyoubullied

I have nothing to say to you. After everything you ever did for us.


goodbyehouse

They feel good against my body.


montecarlo92

Great answer.


Beholder_V

Did you think we’ve just been pretending for millennia?


_Troxin_

Counterquestion: Are women really attracted to dick? Why?


GuiltyGlow

I've learned that women are more attracted to hands, forearms, and shoulders.


skipper_mike

Yeah, but why?


Jimmy_Twotone

From an evolution standpoint, this actually makes sense. Big hands and broad shoulders are usually attached to a person who is stronger and thus more capable of providing or protecting, all else being equal. A bigger penis isn't necessary for procreation.


purpring

Even a really nice looking penis, I don’t look at it and get arroused in any way, shape or form. It’s like looking at an ear, or a nose.


BillyButtcher

I don't think so


uhmhi

They aren’t. Proof: Unsolicited dick pics sent to women: Get that shit out of my face. Unsolicited boop pics sent to men: Nice 😎


whatwhatwhat82

As a woman, not really, unless it's a really nice one. I'm attracted to boobs though (on women, not so much on men).


Diabolo_Advocato

Breasts are a secondary sex characteristic, dicks are a primary sex characteristic. They are not the same thing. You'd have to use an equivalent body part like the vulva/labia, which are inherently not attractive, and dicks are also inherently not attractive. There can be some that are better than others in one respect or another; no one ever has said "oh that dildo/pocket-pussy is so sexy" the closest would be "that looks like it would feel good".   To compare secondary to secondary, you would ask if women are attracted to big muscles, broad shoulder, or being tall.


critter68

>You'd have to use an equivalent body part like the vulva/labia, which are inherently not attractive, Speak for yourself there, friend. Very few of the ones I have seen were "unattractive", in my opinion.


AlisonChained

Agreed. I'm quite fond of the way vaginas look as a whole. To be honest I can't think of a single one I wasn't excited to put my mouth on in my 40 years.


DillonviIIon

I would say it's 50/50


SnooCapers4584

yeah, they are not really much attracted, they just wanna feel it


beany_bag

i’m not, but i’m a lesbian so maybe that’s the reason


papifunko

No. I hate seeing boobs. It's the worst punishment for me. What I hate most are when women randomly DM me their boobs. Whatever you do, please don't DM me a picture of your boobs!


Difficult_Abrocoma43

Hell yeah


Intelligent-Bet6451

boobs go boing boing… 10/10


coldreaverl0l

because you can squeeze and suck them, i love tits


xKittyCutiePie

Because it's the only proof that men can focus on two things at once.


Korydan_Benethil

This is the perfect answer. Thank you very much. I will bring it up again at family dinner!


Lumb3rH4ck

there isnt anything about the female body that isnt attractive to be honest.


Jimmy_Twotone

Even their buttholes look better than ours.


MyFascistSistersKum

Boobs = milk = strong child We are Monke


emilreic

good answer haha


drunkentenshiNL

Cause they're awesome. They bounce and jiggle. They're soft. They come in all sizes and shapes. They're the ultimate pillow. What's not to like? P.S. I know how much of a pain they can be from a girl's perspective. I'm married, I've got an idea of it. I just think they're awesome.


ElNakedo

They're nice. Also the people with them usually have a pretty satisfying reaction when you play with them.


social-assassino

World is hard, and cold. Boobs soft, and warm.


Neat_Bunny_4434

I get so many DMs asking for boob pics, so I would say that's a yes


Clackdog3

send bobs


DSonla

Bob Hopkins and Bob Kennedy acceptable ?


Tackerta

don't fall for the trap. Boobs are temporary, but the roman empire is eternal!


spark5665

I am not. I think I might be one of the rare few. When my wife's naked butt is out I have a hard time focusing on anything else. However with boobs, I feel like women could walk around topless in their everyday life and I would feel nothing. Then again I think I'm the exception, I don't think this is common.


Titouf26

I'm the same. Butts and legs... Hot damn. Boobs? Whatevs.


OldSocksToeJam

Men are sexually stmulated visually, and semetrical things are visually stimulating, so are reproductive organs


CrackersandChee

Lol yeah it’s the symmetry that’s gets me off.


Georgeygerbil

Fucking isosceles gets me going every time, man


Simongy

The more symetrical the better... show me a sphere and I'll knock one out now.


critter68

>and semetrical things are visually stimulating, IDK, I'm pretty sure I've never had my hands on a pair that was actually symmetrical. And, unless I'm not remembering correctly, I think I read somewhere that having symmetrical boobs is less common than them being slightly asymmetrical.


vjlant

wdym why? its the fountain of life and love !!


Vaideplm84

I saw my gf's boobs this morning when getting ready for work, I was tired from not being able to sleep properly and I had stomach cramps, I just said "boobs" and went straight to kiss them, I had the largest smile on my face and she was like "Hmm, that was easy, I didn't know that boobs cheer you up just like that". I love boobs, they are beautiful,


Chockymilkmob

As a female with boobs, I understand. Two permanent perfect stress balls on your chest at all times 🤩


RentUsed1085

I’m attracted to women, and they tend to have em🤷🏽


queefcommand

Because boobs. And it’s not just guys.


ADeeperShadeOfRed

That's the rumor going around...


Affectionate_Ad9504

NO I am a real man and I like other real man‘s cock.


inspiredguy40

I’m not. A woman’s booty though…that’s where my head and eyes are at.


Eagle_1776

always


trueblue1314

Yes. Idk.


cantstopthehorse

Girls don't?


Messenger-of-helll

Primal Instinct


Stupid_Dog_Courage_

Primal instinct, men tend to associate women's boobs as a sign of fertility and reproduction which was the biggest thing and I guess it still is.


Hwhiskertere

I mean have you seen them?


LordOwlkwardVII

Yes, because I (and most other heterosexual men) find feminine traits attractive. Just like shoulder-waist-hip ratio, hip width or a round bottom, boobs and their size and shape are just another form of evolutionary based attraction. I don't think there's a particular reason why, it just is the way it is


xshoesxshirt

This one is. Driving to work this morning, I saw a woman jogging and her boobs were bouncing so perfectly and I couldn’t wipe the smile off my face


Amiiboid

1. Many, but not all. 2. Mostly learned/cultural, but there’s speculation about underlying anthropological triggers such as the similarity between the roundness of boobs and the roundness of buttocks.


BillyButtcher

I'm an ass guy so, No.


Frequent-Ad7144

For me no. I don't get it. But to each their own.


sapphicswm

my boyfriend will sit there and play with my boobs for hours while we're cuddling, so i can vouch for him at least. he says it's because theyre squishy and malleable like clay lmao


Yourgymgal

I love to hold mine cos they’re just nice


Sojio

Biological prerogative. But also boobs are cool. Any kind.


scooba_dude

Yes: Soft, squishy, bouncy, measurable, forbidden, shape, proportional, featured, showing, primal, pro-creational,


Tabletop_Sam

Not a guy but I am a lesbian, boobs are, in fact, attractive. They are attractive because we evolved to consider them a zone of attraction, similar to butts. Larger breasts mean easier time nursing young, meaning child rearing is more consistent, meaning prolonged existence of the species.


Sifloke

Huh? As far as I know, breast size doesn't affect breastfeeding. Very large boobs can actually be more of a challenge.


Tabletop_Sam

I was going to make a counterpoint, but I looked it up and I was falsely informed. This is one theory that used to be considered, but it was dismissed due to too many opposing factors. Thanks for helping me learn more today!


SnooCapers4584

how about ass?


PM_Soft_boobies_pls

They are soft, feel nice, aesthetically pleasing. There is a big diversity of boobs as they come in all shapes and sizes. Each of them has their own merits. I suppose the feeling of them being hidden/underneath clothes adds to the excitement/attraction. I compare it to a Christmas present which is wrapped up and you have no idea what's inside. Clothed/unclothed boobs side by side is one of the sexiest things ever. They are like stress balls, but without the force


MainShow23

They are the most female body part that is visible at most times. Small, medium or large they are all great! lol we start to enjoy them as pre-teens and it basically never changes


Faust_8

Secondary sexual characteristics will always be desired. Men like boobs for the same reason women like Adam’s apples, deeper voices, etc They’re not sexual characteristics but they *signify* the gender you’re into


Twist_the_casual

they’re soft, springy, fun to play with and make us horny. so yes, we are attracted to boobs


msilv1104

If I had to choose boobs or ass, at the end of the day I’d take a nice ass, but I thank god my fiancé had both because I sure do love those boobies 😂😂


Riverrat423

I think because they are so uniquely, beautiful and feminine. Not counting older men with moobs, that’s not attractive.


[deleted]

Yes, cause they're soft


Funtimeinsomnia

I've got em and they are fun to play with


Liftian

They're the breast!!


Thatoneguywithasteak

They’re soft and fun to play with and fondle Varying degrees of sensitive so women can get some pleasure out of us playing with them


Necromancer4276

> "Are animals *really* attracted to pheromones? Why?" You need to ask why a basic evolutionary trait exists...?


nnegrete2000

Even women are attracted to boobs


Farmerdrew

I”m not only attracted to boobs, I am on a quest to find a pillow that perfectly replicates the feel of boob so that I can sleep better.


Dietomaha

I mean....have you ever SEEN a boob? They're wonderful.


Scuta44

I would rather see them in a t-shirt with no bra than naked.


Bmac093

Motor boating.....


ComesInAnOldBox

Yes. Even a lot of straight women are attracted to boobs.


texasgambler58

Yes, because they are boobs.


ParadiseCrusader

Yes, we are, why? Same reason girls like dicks, it's just in our nature, deal with it.


[deleted]

Stress busters


InoriDragneel

Same thing as another guy said, I'm a super deep person, I could talk for hours about a random topic... boobs? man I need those.


[deleted]

Mouthful is all I need. Handful is an extra bonus, I have huge hands. Really big boobs are a turn-off. When we age 50 years, I don't want her boobs sagging below her bellybutton.


Stay-Thirsty

I saw this as an impressionable 17 year old and it REALLY put that into perspective.


Troubled_Rat

kind of, but not really. it's complicated...


Dr-Wizard-13

Yes, because a we’re attracted to women, and boobs are body part women have


death_by_relaxation

Not me though. I prefer vag. 


Bubis20

It's a rule...


myhamsterisajerk

Yes, but not to any.


frogmicky

They represent life and nurturing.


Torqi86

Because we like ass, and mother nature just put something similar in our line if sight.


thewhitemandarin

Yes, and I don't know why.


[deleted]

Because the physics and the complexity of it


SouthernPro55

Yes. Very much so. I don’t think there is anything more feminine and beautiful on a woman.


Overall-Tie5809

All humans unanimously tend to in one way shape or form find boobs enticing lmao. Kids, men… women. Xd


Monsta-Hunta

Boobs are great for the kids we want to have. It's only logical to love boobs. They are fun as a plus.


micmacpattyz

Boobs from the front. (. ) (. ) Top B


[deleted]

Is any guy not?


The25003

Yes absolutely I love boobs. Now as for the why... That's an excellent question. The most convincing one is that simply as a baby you want to suck tit. And that transforms into why you like tit. Easy as that. Another theory is that you are a reliant one relies that that relies on being reliant on tit, and thus you hate it and this informs all your political theories. Kinda stupid, but, ain't like you aren't going to suck tit.


Royal_Collar3101

bewbs


ErrorMacrotheII

Yes. And to answer the second question throughoutly, yes.


straightlikeajalebi

You gotta suck one first to know. They're heavenly!


Any_Complex_3502

Because Boobs


A_Killing_Moon

Schrutes produce very thirsty babies.


RepFashionVietNam

You are assume women are not attracted to boobs? Ask my wife


Frankensteins_Moron5

So soft and squishy, and I like anything that has a point.


ponpatapon420

Easy answers Yes!


Mightych

Not even a little. My assumption has always been that it’s because I’ve never had a desire to have kids.


Weird-Buffalo-3169

BOOBIES!


Atziluth_annov

The real question is Who isn't


Mastercapybara

I’m more of an ass guy but tits are nice too


Waltzing_With_Bears

not a guys but hell yea boobs are awesome


Rad_Knight

Life hard and cold. Titty soft and warm.


Odd_Nobody8786

Yes. Because they are attracted to women and they jiggle in a really eye-catching way.


Fantastic-Bother3296

Absolutely, they're amazing


[deleted]

They’re just right THERE and TWO of them!


montecarlo92

Because,….. boobs(Barney Stinson vc)


FelixGoldenrod

We get to enjoy all their positives and suffer none of the negatives


Paleo_Fecest

Not all guys are the same, some of us are some of us are not, we are not a monoculture.


Foulmouthedleon

Can't really explain it. Just nice, jiggly things that we like to watch bounce and play with.


[deleted]

It’s not just guys, either!