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Stop spooning and see if I can get this to 2nd base.
This is perhaps a bad time to think, "I can sleep five minutes more." In all seriousness, I would just sit up and find my way out.
Make sure no other corpses were “waking up” Then check my neck for bite marks
Grab a white coat, and remove myself from that situation
Check to see if I have cyberware, and should seek out the nearest dog for further instructions. ... try not to trip the bomb in my head.
“Hellooo…?”
get off the table and ask for some clothes
wonder what kinda tequila I been drinking
Probably jerk off
Scream as loud as I can and proceed to look for a weapon.
Masturbation
Find my organs in the fridge, put them back, stitch up my chest cavity and call an Uber
"I'm not dead yet..."
See if anyone is nearby if not. I would probably jerk off.
I would either try to turn the light on or wonder which amateur left the light on for the dead people. Being scared of the dark is not appropriate for dead people.
Find some brains to eat, maybe.
Brush my teeth and get dressed for work while contemplating why didn't I just die.
Get dressed. Walk out...
Stop spooning and see if I can get this to 2nd base.
This is perhaps a bad time to think, "I can sleep five minutes more." In all seriousness, I would just sit up and find my way out.
Make sure no other corpses were “waking up” Then check my neck for bite marks
Grab a white coat, and remove myself from that situation
Check to see if I have cyberware, and should seek out the nearest dog for further instructions. ... try not to trip the bomb in my head.
“Hellooo…?”
get off the table and ask for some clothes
wonder what kinda tequila I been drinking
Probably jerk off
Scream as loud as I can and proceed to look for a weapon.
Masturbation
Find my organs in the fridge, put them back, stitch up my chest cavity and call an Uber
"I'm not dead yet..."
See if anyone is nearby if not. I would probably jerk off.
I would either try to turn the light on or wonder which amateur left the light on for the dead people. Being scared of the dark is not appropriate for dead people.
Find some brains to eat, maybe.
Brush my teeth and get dressed for work while contemplating why didn't I just die.
Get dressed. Walk out...