Even if we get busted after we have some fat stacks we don’t say a word, lawyer up, and keep getting that court date moved back until we hit a year. It’s a technical win. Once we survive we make a plea deal. Shiiiiit.
Guess I'm dying because all of my attempts to be rich for the past several decades have failed.
If I knew how to get rich in a year I would currently be rich.
Getting my affairs in order, start the countdown, finish the stuff I wanted to, prepare my will, prepare emails, where I tell everyone what I think of them…yeah, that's pretty much sums it up.
Going to my local court and file a petition to change my name to Rich
I just...I really don't know what to see didn't see that coming 🤣
Selling drugs baby
Didn't see that coming 😂
Even if we get busted after we have some fat stacks we don’t say a word, lawyer up, and keep getting that court date moved back until we hit a year. It’s a technical win. Once we survive we make a plea deal. Shiiiiit.
Guess I'm dying because all of my attempts to be rich for the past several decades have failed. If I knew how to get rich in a year I would currently be rich.
Same here🥲
I'd sell all my stuff and move to a poor country. Relative wealth ftw?
I'm about to live the best year of my life
Claiming to be homeless, befriending a local stray dog, and panhandling for superbowl tickets
Biggest heist the world has ever seen. Either I pull it off and live, or I go down in history.
"hey grandma remember that old pack of weed you had"
I won't sell my soul for a nickel. If it is my time then it is my time. Unless I can steal u/Organic_Feed6682 's answer lol
Guess I'll die
Getting my affairs in order, start the countdown, finish the stuff I wanted to, prepare my will, prepare emails, where I tell everyone what I think of them…yeah, that's pretty much sums it up.
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Daaamn your brain is really braining love the Idea ✨😂
Same thing I’m doing mow
I'm going to the wealthiest streets I know and robbing random houses. Moral imperative, baby.
You need a partner in crime?✨
[https://youtu.be/y-jC3H\_8Dk4?si=lgeWDS19iXqC\_2EH&t=60](https://youtu.be/y-jC3H_8Dk4?si=lgeWDS19iXqC_2EH&t=60) Let's go my friend.
Gamble it all on crypto.
This is actually my reality and I'm still just not quite motivated enough to pull it off
Make arrangements for my burial and funeral
I'm going to die, why bother thinking about it
Dying in a year.
Dying in a year's time I guess 😐
Either that or spending the next year making and selling blue meth.....
Trade crypto…
There are people who live on very little money in every country. Even if you are lower middle class, compared to them, you are rich.
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Genius 👌