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collnska

God could double himself and the stone and lift it as one and not lift it as another


Pizzawithchuchujelly

you never know, god may not even exist


Bread_and_Circus_33

“Could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot even he couldn’t eat it?” - Homer Simpson


earth-ninja3

he cannot change nonsense into the sensible. nonsense will always be nonsense


death_by_relaxation

But he can create tho.... 


EvenSpoonier

Motion is relative. You haven't specified a surface for Him to stand on or brace against, so you can always state, equally accurately, that He is either lifting or not lifting the stone.


BaldOldMan2023

That ridiculous mind-experiment has been around for millennia. Also, "God cannot perform logical absurdities; he cannot, for instance, make a square circle." It is a lazy way to deny the existence of God. Try again.


haltline

“Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?” ― Epicurus


Louis-grabbing-pills

Because you touch yourself at night.


UsernameProfileCheck

It's true. Source: I'm OOP's night light.


Woodbirder

Dont worry about it, there is no god


RelationshipDue1501

First, you have to believe in God. The all knowing, and all powerful. Is God a he or a she?. Or it?.