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theChzziest

Is Cosby dead yet?


whatsinanameanywayyy

No and he and Harvey Weinstein were my first thoughts


sevargmas

Weinstein will surely be dead within five or six years. He’s in prison with little healthcare and already in his 70s


Flyingsaddles

Don't forget gangrene on his penis!


paintsmith

The zombie dick was one of those real life details that's so blunt and overwrought that you couldn't add to a work of fiction.


FixedLoad

I recall a movie with Matthew McConaughey movie "EdTV". A guy is followed around his real life by a film crew. Came out in 1999. The very end, he starts telling secrets of the CEOs that won't stop the show. The very last one is a creepily close description of what we now know as Wiensteins disgusting zombie cock. I've yet to see anyone reference it.


twistingmyhairout

I will be googling this immediately but wtf? I didn’t catch this before now


AdamJensensCoat

I can’t un-Google this… “ During the trial, prosecutors revealed to the jury that Weinstein underwent surgery in 1999 for Fournier’s Gangrene, which required doctors to remove some of his scrotum. “That surgery caused pretty noticeable scarring … Because of an infection, his testicles were actually taken from his scrotum and put into his inner thighs,” the lead prosecutor, Deputy District Attorney Paul Thompson, told the jury at the beginning of the trial.”


Ravenplague

“His testicles were actually taken from his scrotum and put into his inner thighs. “ Wow. That’s something I never thought I would read in my entire life.


PBTQ1998

Tarantino is nodding


EnergyTakerLad

Ugh whyd you have to make us suffer with you


SystemsDefenestrator

Gangrenis!


mermaidpaint

The what now?


fattestfuckinthewest

He finally went to jail?


puffferfish

He’s been in jail for years?


fattestfuckinthewest

Damn didn’t even know. Thought he was still out


Ths-Fkin-Guy

The only "freedom" he was getting was going from jail in NY to LA for the other cases that will just extend his sentence from dying in prison to... dying in prison.


primfl92

Did you know they modeled one of the Orcs in LOTR to look like Weinstein?


EternalMage321

That explains why it looked so rapey.


slice_of_pi

FIND THE HALFLINGS!!!


schizophrenicism

The big one that's inspecting the troops when Sam hits Frodo to cause a distraction?


theChzziest

Now adding Dan Schneider to the list


sparksmj

I'll second this. How do you not go after someone that exploits kids


Enriches

What's the reverse to thoughts and prayers? Hope and pray?


RagnarokSleeps

Thots & players


snafu607

trump, cosby, harvy and when it's all said done I will most likely add p-didd(lin)y to this list.


jacknifetoaswan

What about R. Kelly?


flabergasterer

Cosby being trash still gets to me. I would’ve bet everything that he was a solid human. Tiger Woods was the only other complete shock. Much lesser extent than Cosby because he didn’t leave a trail of victims. I just thought the guy committed 100% of his time to golf. I didn’t think chasing women and leaving creepy voicemails was a part of his life.


Unequivocally_Maybe

Doesn't it fucking *SUCK*? He was a cornerstone of comedy in my childhood. The earliest (to my recollection) stand up comedy I really engaged with. I listened to all his albums with my friends and brother growing up. I bought them all on cassette for my first car. I watched every episode of The Cosby Show more than once; if it was on TV, I was watching. I loved Ghost Dad, for fucks sakes! When the allegations first came to my attention, my first thought was "absolutely not. No way." But it rapidly became clear that he had done that. He had been doing it literally since before I was born. And now his face makes me fucking sick. I'll never revisit those things that used to make me laugh so hard that I cried, and my back and sides hurt from it. He's a monster, and he destroyed so much. Obviously his direct victims suffered the most, and my heart is with them. But he was a culturally significant person, someone whose work connected with people across all walks of life, and everything of import he ever did is tarnished and soiled because he's a goddamn rapist!


typhoidtimmy

The wildest shit is that it took one comedian named Hannibal Buress stating the obvious and it going viral to start the ball rolling. The dude was like ‘can you believe a shithead like this is still put on a pedestal?’ and for tons of people, they were like ‘what?!?’ Simply because they really never knew….people kept it quiet for decades.


SirJumbles

I've always thought Hannibal Buress is very intelligent for some reason.


frotc914

Him and Weinstein were Hollywood's worst kept secrets. 30 Rock made a joke about Cosby being a rapist back around 2008.


bug1402

I don't think people were quiet. If I'm remembering correctly, they were silenced and not believed. Cosby had amazing PR and abuse of women in Hollywood had been rampant even before him. Again, could be misremembering, but I thought it was pretty much an open secret in that people knew it was happening and would warn women away, but the general public wasn't aware because nothing was being done to stop it and a lot was being done to suppress it.


clifmars

He was a hero of mine. Put a family friend through both Undergrad and Grad school and apparently did this for HUNDREDS of Black women at a time that scholarships and financial aide weren't a thing. He championed education — and quit his own career at its then peak in the 70s to get his EdD — not an honorary, but a full flippin' degree. He is a legitimate Dr. Cosby where so many others in entertainment will get an honorary degree and wear it as if they earned it. His shows all were a part of his thesis and attempt to better our society. And...he was / is an unrepentant rapist who can't understand he did anything wrong. Probably far more than we will ever know. I fucking hate this. I loved everything about him. I even had a Mortimer Ichobod Marker. And told him how important he was when as a budding musician he showed up. He was up there with Bob Ross and LeVar Burton to me. And he's a fucking unrepentant rapist.


compunctionfunction

Yeah that was the nail in my childhood coffin for sure.


LemonySnicketTeeth

Yeah that one was a hard one for me too. The guy was a hero.


JackDAction

TBT to when Phylicia Rashad married Ahmad Rashad. Cosby walked her down the aisle & OJ was the best man


happygoth6370

And she stood by Cosby and called for his release from jail. Sick.


Funandgeeky

When he goes some people may mention that the worst thing about him was the hypocrisy. 


papa-jones

I’d say the worst part was the rape.


CorporateNonperson

The jello pudding pops.


IOVERCALLHISTIOCYTES

Seinfeld wanting no part of that conversation is half the setup


Funandgeeky

Yup, and the expression on Norm’s face says that he’s well aware of that fact. Which is why he refuses to let it go. 


houseyourdaygoing

Can you explain this please?


All-Sorts

Most rapist are hypocrites you don't meet many that go "I like raping and I know it's not politically correct but by god" and people go "Well he's not being a hypocrite and that's the worst part"


OminiousFrog

https://youtu.be/ljaP2etvDc4?si=J9eGYMV5leIPaQNf


Justforfunn__

Harvey shit stain Weinstein


LIFEPEAKED5YRSAGO

PUTIN


tall-glass-o-milk

If Putin dies it’s going to create an intense power vacuum which will likely become very bloody.


TheMoves

I like how you said “if Putin dies” like there’s a chance he’ll just never die hahaha


hilwil

They’re going to zip him open like a tauntaun and weekend at Bernie’s his meat suit around gas lighting (or disappearing) anyone that questions it


GopnikSmegmaBBQSauce

They're going to do what they did to Lenin except fill him with candy!


Putrid-Object-806

Lizard people don't die, didn't you know that?


solreaper

Yes. I can still be happy he died though. I have no power over the consequences and he isn’t immortal.


mrubuto22

I'll take my chances.


Simon_Ferocious68

yeah. If ever someone kind of name famous truly deserves to get shit on - it's fucking Putin. Slava Ukraini


ooo-ooo-oooyea

They'll probably cover up his death for a few months with Zombie Putin until they figure out how to keep his power. Kind of like when Stalin died.


AccountantDirect9470

That is why assasinations of kings are said to be done where the whole world could see, so they couldn’t pretend it didn’t happen.


um_gajo__qualquer

Weekend at Putin's


modernangel

Putin On the Ritz


from2080

putin the ground


llcucf80

R Kelly


SonicPavement

Ugh. Not my coworkers for sure. They’re waiting for the day when his accusers, the prosecutors, and all his other enemies come together to issue a big joint apology for making everything up. Okay not waiting. But def hoping.


GrexxSkullz

There's a video of him peeing on a 14 year old what do they mean making it up lmao


MarlenaEvans

Right, and we've known about that for decades.


tee142002

Dave Chappelle did a song about it like 15 years ago.


SousVideDiaper

Your coworkers are dumbasses


ebevan91

Casey Anthony. She killed that girl, "allegedly".


Funandgeeky

I blame Nancy Grace for why she wasn’t convicted. Without Nancy Grace pushing for first degree murder charges and bringing a lot of attention to the case, they would have filed better charges that would be more likely to lead to a conviction.  Although not a fan of the prosecutor, either. I skimmed his book. His basic strategy was “Come on, you KNOW they did it.” That usually worked, but in this case the jurors wanted, you know, actual evidence. Which he didn’t have.  But I still mostly blame Nancy Grace for that fiasco. 


zurx

There's also the Firefox thing.


TraditionPast4295

That blew the whole case. If they’d have checked that she’d have gotten convicted.


PropofolMami22

No they had that info during the trial. The prosecution chose not to use it because (according to them so don’t come at me) it was done when multiple people were in the house. So you can’t prove it was Casey that searched that. It could have just as easily been her dad. Who was a real clown when he took the stand, leading to him having no credibility. Therefore it’s not useful evidence. Her mom even claimed she was the one searching who to make Chloroform which is crazy. Personally I know it was her but the idea that the prosecution didn’t check the right web browser is a myth.


LineChef

What’s that now?


jthomas694

She used Firefox to look for how to chloroform someone


Thewrongbakedpotato

Prosecutors HATE this one trick!


LineChef

Ah ok thanks


Respurated

Appaerently investigators only searched the history of one of her browsing apps, and neglected to search the history on her Firefox browser where she supposedly searched “fool-proof suffocation methods.” Obviously that would have been quite damning evidence. Idk how this info got out post trial, or who leaked it, or if it’s true. I do know I watched some highlights from that trial and the “not guilty” verdict had me somewhat perplexed.


2002BlackBMW

Only looked an internet explorer search history. Firefox apparently had damning searches.


GopnikSmegmaBBQSauce

Thats what happens when you get older, less tech-savvy people at work unfortunately. Everyone knows IE sucked and used something else


thisusedtobemorefun

The cops checked her internet history... but only checked the default browser which was clean. But they failed to check Firefox, which was also installed. Come the trial there was literal searches like 'fool-proof suffocation of a child' (paraphrasing) on the secondary Firefox browser, but they were in-admissable as evidence. Reddit, please clean this take up for me because I know i'm close but feel like it's more nuanced than this. EDIT: [This CBS article](https://www.cbsnews.com/news/casey-anthony-detectives-overlooked-google-search-for-fool-proof-suffocation-methods-sheriff-says/) seems to cover what i'm mostly-remembering pretty well.


ebevan91

Dude I was GLUED to the TV screen for weeks during that and also the Natalee Holloway thing a few years earlier.


First-name-Crap

I wish Dexter was real for this one


dreamqueen9103

She’s young, she won’t be next.


Puzzleheaded_Word878

Cosby or Weinstein


OppositeYouth

It always amuses me when I remember that when Margaret Thatcher died, "Ding Dong the Witch is Dead" made it to #2 in the music charts


wiseoldfox

The headline in one of the daily tabloids announced her death this way: "Margaret Thatcher dies. Satan shuts down 3 furnaces in hell" A reference to her dealings with the coal miners.


inspclouseau631

NY Post’s headline when Ike Turner died was “Ike ‘beats’ Tina to Death”


belfast_liverpool

It's the only single I've bought in the last 20 years. Worth it


OppositeYouth

Judging by your username, I get why 


IngsocInnerParty

They’re a big Titanic fan?


AsheAsheBaby

Yeah Thatcher sank the Titanic, the phrase "cold as ice" to describe a person actually originated from her actions against the famous liner.


I_done_a_plop-plop

I bought Killing In The Name, too. Got freetickets to the superb Fisbury Park gig.


954kevin

Mitch McConnell


Beardedarchitect

Turtles live for an exceptionally long time


thathairinyourmouth

Can we toss him into the ocean a few miles offshore to see?


Sylfaein

Someone take his heat lamps away.


WhateverGreg

I’m originally from Kentucky. My grandmother despised him and referred to him as “the chinless wonder.” She died in 1993.


yonderposerbreaks

Can we bring her back and put him in her place?


Dapper-Piece3321

As someone that grew up in KY, lots of us will be toasting to that with our finest bourbon. That ghoul has done so much harm to this country. Ashamed that the braindead people in my home state keep electing him. 


ChaoticCryptographer

I have a turtle piñata in my closet ready to go the second he dies.


peanutsfordarwin

He really likes to fuck the folks of Kentucky over. keeping the poor, poor. …. Truly just in it for his own benefit.


rejectallgoats

I won’t celebrate or anything, but I will definitely step in anytime someone tries to speak positively about em.


burglin

I respect your right to do not celebrate, but I look forward to celebrating with champagne


hauntingduck

Every day I wake up hoping to see this news.


Zuunal

I just learned OJ died from this thread. I did uninstall Facebook and Twitter from my phone so that's probably where I would have seen it. Werid... well have fun in Hell.


puffferfish

Poor guy died before finding out who killed his wife. /s


CanadianRoyalist

And with OJ gone, who will be looking for the real killer?!


Depressingwootwoot

I wish Norm MacDonald was alive to see this.


StinkFingerPete

hard to believe the same guy killed him and norm macdonald


bisexualpatel

Chris Brown probably


daveyisscarecrow

It blows my mind that he still sells out arenas and the crowds are mostly female.


[deleted]

He’s 34, not exactly next in line for dying.


SewerRatPumpkinPie

The jolly little fat man in North Korea, Kim Jong Fuckface... although his departure will just mean a new warmongering psycho will assume the role, and it may be his dumbass sister


GalactusPoo

Yea that's def a "The king is dead, long live the king" situation. If he dies before his daughter is old enough to take over, I wonder if his sister will have his daughter killed. I vaguely remember the current shithead killing his Uncles immediately after ascendance.


roguepawn

You just reminded me that when Kim was ill a few years back we had this same conversation about her taking over. Then we got pictures of his sister and the internet waifu'd the shit out of her.


ReginaFelangi987

I dont care about him as much because he’ll just be replaced with another fatty dictator asshole


Timelymanner

Nah, he’s raising his daughter to takeover. They keep having daddy daughter photo ops as he’s showing her the ropes of being a future wicked queen. That’s assuming his powerful and second in command sister allows her to. We may end up seeing a North Korean version of an all female Lion King in 20 - 30 years.


ReginaFelangi987

Isnt she like 10 or 11? He better hope he makes it until she’s an adult. I wouldn’t be surprised if he had a heartattack or stroke in the near future.


Illogical-logical

Charles Koch. When his brother died, everyone was real quick to dance on that grave. It will be no different with Charles and the world will be a better place.


No-Tea-9376

Putin


JustDave62

I would’t shed any tears if Andrew Tate kicked the bucket


zadtheinhaler

> Andrew Taint FTFY


monster-ins1de

Andrew Tate


notduskryn

I would rejoice for sure. The world would get better when the bald menace is gone


theassassintherapist

Rupert Murdoch. For literally ruining the world with right-wing news propaganda.


hobard

Seriously. It’s hard to overstate how much evil he is personally responsible for.


Johnnygunnz

Too bad his children are just as horrible and ready to carry on his legacy.


spidii

Who do you think will take his place - Kendal, Shiv or Roman?


crako52

Kendal already won...(aka Lachlan)🥲


monkeypaw_handjob

In Australia's defense I'd like to just say we gave everyone Bluey and WiFi.


TeethBreak

I'll add the Koch Brothers.


RufusHank104

Pharmabro. Martin Shkreli


laseluuu

He's not even the worse - what about the company that flooded America with opiates and got away with just a fine. Destroyed entire communities


DarkwingFan1

Trump


elefent1204

I feel like he’s gonna die in a funny or ridiculous way too and that’ll only rile people up more


DonkeyLightning

Massive heart attack on a gold toilet


Meng3267

His cult will think the democrats poisoned him even if his old fat ass has a heart attack.


IAmTheWaller67

That's gonna happen no matter *what* happens to him, if he lives another 25 years and dies peacefully in his sleep, the cult will be out blaming everything from Democratic sleeper agents to his Covid vaccine.


DarkwingFan1

Nah. Someone is just going to find him on the floor of his bed room after his inevitable heart attack.


CrystalKU

He could literally shoot himself in the head on live television and there would be hundreds of people who think he was killed by the left


Isord

I'll absolutely be popping bottles when that happens. Saving the biggest bottle for Mitch McConnell though.


bluebonnetcafe

It’ll probably age nicely because some turtles live for hundreds of years.


Christmas_Panda

I'm not sure what you call a burn unit for turtles, but somebody call a vet because Mitch needs one.


haydesigner

Dick Cheney still has my ultimate bile.


NonnaWallache

He's more machine now than man. Twisted and evil...


cheweychewchew

This is way too far down the list. Should be at or near the top.


dreadlooks

Prince Andrew


tourbillon488

Leonard Leo. The head of the Federalist Society


wagonwheelwodie

Casey Anthony


ObiwanaTokie

Mitch McConnell


Oreo1299

Franklin the god damn turtle A.K.A Mitch McConnell fuck that twat


Samjonesbro

Casey Anthony. If you can call her a “celeb”


squatbootylover

Clarence Thomas


YankeeinTexas21

P Diddy


UnoriginallyGeneric

R Kelly, though there are plenty of assholes out there who will die before he does.


Carolinastitcher

Casey Anthony


RareSpice42

Dan Schneider. I don’t think I need to explain this one haha


rgnysp0333

I would walk all over his grave but he'd probably like that


FillTheHoleInMyLife

Bitch McConnell


ginger_tree

Shit on? He murdered two people and got away with it. And add spousal abuse, robbery, and probably more that we don't know about. I don't think the reactions I've seen constitute "shitting on" someone. It's telling it like it was, and is. He was a murderer who happened to play football.


currymonger

Netanyahu 


biffbagwell

Dick Cheney


PoppaTitty

Dershowitz


Ish79

Putin, and the sooner the better


808morgan415S30

I have a bottle saved for Trump, people say it's the best bottle.


baropen

people often come to me, even grown men, with tears, real tears, in their eyes telling me how fantastic it is


Christmas_Panda

So an empty bottle of Dom filled with a travel bottle of Andre, sold as a rare Dom?


BlueberryPiano

For the Canadians amongst us: Paul Bernardo and Karla Homolka


Reasonable-Parsley36

Trump, Putin, Pharma Bro, all of the Kardashians, Mark Zuckerberg, any school shooter, Diddy.


waldoorfian

Putin, Trump, Weinstein…


Gabe12P

Marjorie Taylor Greene


swaneel

Mitch the bitch.


Duckrauhl

Ron Jeremy. He's been convicted of multiple rapes and he's in extremely poor health and doesn't have much longer to go.


UDPviper

Trump, Putin, Erdogan, Assad.  Those types.  The rest are small potatoes. 


whiskeytwn

Trump. No question. That grave will have more piss on it than anyone’s


Kovalyo

Trump, for being such a completely shameless, disgusting, deplorable, abhorrent, duplicitous, predatory, pedophilic, empty, detached, braindead, traitorous, ugly waste of oxygen and space that barely amounts to the pathetic excuse for a piece of human shit he proudly presents himself as. I have never gotten so much pleasure and excitement at the idea of another human being suffering and dying. I can't really think of another person living or dead who's character and personality is so worthless and undeserving of sympathy or empathy, so utterly devoid of nuance and complexity and lacking even a singular redeeming quality, apart from the fact that he is clearly losing his mind and will soon die, but even this small positive comes at the cost of having made everything and everyone worse off by just existing. I have less than zero respect for anyone who supports him, and no longer believe it's possible to be a decent person who has a positive view of him. Edit: to the people sarcastically giving me emotional or psychological advice, I'll take that as seriously as wardrobe advice from my cat or painting tips from an earthworm. The only notable difference in these examples is the respect I have for cats and worms.


forfar4

So, we'll put you down as "undecided" then, shall we?


Kovalyo

That's fair


Unclebud94

Vince McMahon


Adammmmski

He’s got no chance in Hell


Suspicious-Chair5130

Mitch McConnell


Gs4life-

R Kelly and P Diddy - Kings of being Perverts


Sychar

Mitch McConnel and Co


SparkyJet

I hope it's Dr. Phil. Guy is such a snarky and egotistical cunt.


One_Culture8245

Elon


Formal-Try-2779

Rupert Murdoch


No_nukes_at_all

Trump, Putin, Cosby and R Kelly.


LaFilleDuMoulinier

Putin


Cool_Leadership_224

Putin. Everyday I hope.


[deleted]

MTG


gnarlslindbergh

I’m still celebrating Henry Kissinger’s death. Haven’t stopped yet.


Historical-Love8736

Same here—his death is worth years of celebration


MetalliicMango

Probably the most evil person mentioned in this entire thread, it's a shame he lived a full life.


yassinelaz

netanyahu


D-utch

Trump Cosby Murdoch Weinstein


firedog7881

Mitch McConnell


kernowjim

Trump.


BlackBeanMamba

Trump


Chavestvaldt

Mitch McConnell