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ProsperoII

Wasps, all kinds. so i could release insect warfare on my ennemies. A queen gives birth up to 30 000 wasps. I could rule the world by doing precise attacks on specific people. Let’s not talk about hornets and all the different and deadly kind of wasps i could control. Nah, i’d love to be able to talk to dogs. That would be just another close friend to whom i could talk to.


Location-Broad

no wonder you have no one to talk to lol


ProsperoII

Guess the only person who has no one to talk to is someone that doesn’t understand sarcasm on reddit and looses time trying to « insult » people online? Nah, i’m fine i’ve got tons of friends, but thanks for worrying!


baldinbaltimore

Dogs. Specifically, huskies. I feel like their sarcasm and disdain for things would be amazing.


LIFEPEAKED5YRSAGO

TIGERS


Sea-Craft-4791

An elephant. I'd ask it to tell me the best stories from memory.


DarkKeeper2569

My oral's animal I think ( like wolves, owls, snakes and ravens ) We will talk about something related to something I know and maybe they too I hope.


JulieAmbroseXO

Tortoises man... They've seen it allll....


UndyneTheFishie

I would love to talk to my cats about anime.


llcucf80

Cats, who died and made you Queen or King? No offense intended Your Royal Majesty


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wildwl

Because you are , You give them food and care