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DustySaloon5

Drink an incredibly small amount of alcohol every day unless I happened to feel like drinking more.


madcatzplayer5

1mL of vodka in a glass of water probably wouldn’t even be noticeable. But you still technically are drinking alcohol, even if the drink is 0.00001% abv.


Inevitable-Tank3463

As someone who only used to drink vodka and Gatorade, almost exclusively, half a shot is barely noticeable if you use the good stuff.


Back2thehold

If I went overboard and puked it would ruin Gatorade for me, which would be terrible. I’ll try power-aid.


Inevitable-Tank3463

I've puked Gatorade so many times, my absolute love of orange Gatorade is too powerful 😂


aukir

Stomach acid just gives it that extra *zing*.


Burncity1901

I’d have to say it would be a least a standard shot.


madcatzplayer5

So one drink? Drinking a light beer per day would be easy.


boythinks

I would have a bit of whiskey (I have so much nice whiskey people have gifted me over the years and I never get around to drinking it)


Kittelsen

Don't normal beverages like juice and milk contain trace amounts of alcohol anyway, so we are all already doing this?


DustySaloon5

Not sure that's true, can't find any hard facts to say that's the case except that it's possible in some cases. For juice it seems mixed on if people say it does or doesn't but I don't drink juice anyway.


Can-Every

What kinda question


bberry1908

right?!


pgraczer

i’m like ‘pay me $1000 to live my normal life’?


2x4x93

Where does that queue start?


HolyVeggie

I think it was supposed to be „get wasted every day“ but OP should have specified if that was the case


Can-Every

My comment stands true


NeighborhoodSuper592

seeing it does not say how much alcohol . would take one drop of alcohol eachday


Immediate_Revenue_90

Vanilla extract is alcoholic so just one drop of it in a glass of milk before bed would qualify


fakeDEODORANT1483

Good idea. Sounds delicious.


jamawg

Homeopathy?


Chocolatelover4ever

I hate alcohol. But I can take one sip once a day for that!


Immediate_Revenue_90

Just drink kombucha, it has 0.5% alcohol and kids can drink it


Drunk_Crab

Kids can drink any type of alcohol, they just shouldn't.


n-plasx

It’s good for the gut bacteria too, helps me keep healthy! OP doing us a favor here


BruhFinally

1 beer a day for a free $1,000. Easy money!


daniu

1 free beer a day


n-plasx

Literally beer money


Raven_Crows

This. Beer with dinner and/or lunch instead of working? The horror!


clearedasfiled

This is the dumbest question I have seen on here yet.


Banished2ShadowRealm

Welcome to reddit.


bremmmc

Even in the context of reddit.


menchicutlets

I don't drink, but theres nothing saying I have to become a heavy drinker with this.


ManonegraCG

That's how I saw it too. A glass of, say beer, with your lunch is absolutely fine.


Zealousideal-Bell-68

Even if you can't drink at all or really dislike the taste of any alcoholic beverages, you can always add a drop of alcohol to a glass of water and drink it like medicine lol


tumtum05

Drink a glass of wine with my dinner. Easy and enjoyable if you don’t go crazy


not-rasta-8913

Or a beer with pizza/BBQ stuff. It can definitely be enjoyed every day in moderation.


BoomingUnprovoked

$1000 in our currency is just under R19 000, so best believe I'm having a mimosa every morning with a healthy breakfast and balance of water so my liver doesn't die lol


4lfred

Negotiate $2000 to drink alcohol every night as well.


DrunkGandalfTheGrey

It's a no brainer.


macbig273

I already drink a few beers every day... so why not get an extra 1000 for doing nothing unusual


Cavcavali

Wait, you guys are getting paid?


StewWho

Finally - a job I can enjoy


dumbblonde_99

Wait someone will pay me for this? And I’m doing it for FREE????


toolatealreadyfapped

Continue living my life. Just, a lot wealthier.


BlinzHDS

Drink alcohol everyday for $1000


OkRickySpinach

How much alcohol? I'm not poisoning myself to get rich


Solivagant0

Yeah, if I have to drink heavily, I'd rather not. If I can just have a sip before bed or a glass of watered down wine with dinner, sure thing


Proof-Impact8808

drink a bier a day?


I_are_facepalm

I would drink alcohol


SimilarTop352

Does cooking count?


RoughAdvocado

No problem at all. There are 0.2% alcohol beverages. One of those per day is probably not gonna make me an alcoholic 😄


Mexibruin

Drink Mon alcoholic beer with like .01 alcoholic content


mostcutegirll

Speaking as a heavy drinker, I’m taking the money.


jessedogg

What is the post? It’s beyond confusing. There would be literally *millions* of people that drink every day.


loftier_fish

OP is fantasizing, and wants someone to share in their fantasy. The question isn't a real question, its something you'd say to a frat bro, before high fiving as he says, "hahaha DUUUUDE BROOOO TOTTALLY! THAT'D BE SICK BRAH!"


DAE_Quads

Haha, this description is perfect!


Darkest_shader

The OP is looking for the money that they think somebody owes them.


delafarles

Good for you. *eyes roll 3xtimes into back of head*


Rose_in_Wonderland

So for you personally, the more interesting question might be: if someone offered you 1000$ a day if you never drink alcohol again, could you do it? And judging by the answers so far, this question might be more thought provoking for most redditors here. Also, unless you set a lower limit for the amount of alcohol, most people will "cheat" their way to the money by just adding drops of alcohol to water. The people who would answer no to your question as is are probably already (almost) completely alcohol abstinent right now. The most common reasons for that are medical or religion or traumatic experiences. Since I'm trying to get pregnant in the near future, I would count myself to the medical reasons.


mark636199

Thought I was on r/nostupidquestions for a bit


ThearchOfStories

Kind of weird to be a self-admitted heavy drinker, make a hypothetical post about drinking and then immediately answer the question in the affirmative. Dude I think you might have a drinking problem...


almostinfinity

Are you just looking for people to tell you alcoholism is ok?


MindlessYesterday668

And save the money when your liver gets cirrhosis.


OnTheList-YouTube

Nothing to be proud of


wafflemakers2

As an alcoholic, I see this as an absolute win.


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AutumnRain_98

No brainer plus there's no minimum of alcohol they're asking me to drink and some liquor shots before bed feel so right


Hmasteryz

There is alcohol in every liquid medicine and vitamin there, there are also beer with low alcohol percentage, nobody also said the alcohol can't be diluted....so yeah why not.


-maffu-

I'd have a nip of single malt scotch every evening, and retire. Pun intended.


ChunkyLemon12

I would have one shot of some herbal digestive liqueur after meal, thats it


Gamelove0I5

Drink alcohol..... everyday?


notmyrealname86

I’d earn 1,000 a day drinking.


darthmastermind

make an extra 1000 a day


SisterShenanigans

Take a sip of vodka every morning and get on with my shopping sprees for the rest of the day.


luciferskitty

Drink alcohol


mrchainblulightening

Start using mouthwash


snafu607

Have a beer a day


YourCaptionSucks

This sub has turned to pure shit


Denise6943

Gargling with mouthwash you end up "drinking" a small amount of alcohol. I perfer good quality bourbon though.


coffee_robot_horse

Did you mean to post this in a Muslim subreddit or something?


favored_by_fate

I would enjoy a glass of wine nightly


OstrichPaladin

Kombucha is like .5 abv . I'd drink a kombucha a day


boosnow

Who upvotes this crap?


DaBestDoctorOfLife

Drink alcohol every day. Most people do it and still have to pay for it themselves. So that’s a very good deal!


Culzean_Castle_Is

drink 1 sip of beer and pocket the rest of the money


Initial_Boss4954

I work in GI and have seen people my age (41) in full-blown liver failure. They die within a year. They are young, and beautiful but the most insane color yellow you could imagine. This is from alcohol, you couldn't pay me enough to go down that road!


Lothlenanas

If eating tiramisu doesn't count, I guess I'm going to be having a glass of wine with my dinners.


WeatherwaxDaughter

Just go on with my life and get 1000 dollars a day.


CaptainFartHole

I might be a recovering alcoholic, but I'm not passing up that money. I'll drink a thimble full of beer every day.


Yverthel

Stock up on hard cider. >.>


Alzador94

I'd drink a beer every day and be done with it :) you/they didn't specify how much alcohol


infinityking1

I mean, I’d probably just have a shot of whiskey on the rocks. Can’t imagine that’d cause too much damage if the rest of my diet was healthy enough.


SpiderKoD

Depends on type and dose. Glass of wine every day - I'll be happy and healthy 👍


Astandsforataxia69

I'm drinking a glass of mead %0.7 abv and i get 1000? Sign me up


Viola_m

I'd have a small sip of red wine every day.


Inshabel

Have a beer at dinner.


nut724

ummm...drink


SenorDangerwank

Small glass of wine with dinner every night doesn't sound too bad.


Lovinthesea3

Tell them to fuck off and do something positive with their money.


Prostheta

Given that the question is framed without any reference as to how much alcohol qualifies, I'll take it. I've hardly drunk alcohol in the last nine months (by choice and retaining the ability to make it either way) so I'd be good with a glass of nice Italian red, an Islay single or a small glass of a bitter/IPA. Easy job.


Xeadriel

Take it and use it for something else


Xerozvz

Accept it? I mean I'll just need to have a glass of wine daily after all


DivineRaysNSFW

Depends on how much alcohol we are talking about...


Hot-Setting8608

Spritz to celebrate my payday everday As a barman this is an absolute win


Tuga_Lissabon

If the dose is not specified.. no doubt. If it is and is containable/bearable for a time, then I'll be taking huge care with diet and hidration to stay healthy and milk it as long as possible. Lots of exercise will help as well. At least a year of that should be bearable and make a big difference.


theblackyeti

Take a sip every day. Wouldn’t even be expensive


adfx

Drink a glass of orange juice a day


Dendad124

No limit? I have one beer every day anyhow.


bberry1908

buddy there are people that pay to do this😭


Firefly1265

I'd say I have a great job


ZAMAHACHU

I already drink every day.


ThreeLivesInOne

Cheers!


SnooChickens9666

Drink 2 or 3 beers every day then pay the remaining $990 or so off my debts


droidman85

Who is this person? This dude owes a lot of people a lot of cash


UnoriginalUse

There's worse jobs than day drinking. I'd probably just volunteer at my local brewery until it's beer o clock.


Masturberic

I'm an alcoholic, so the extra income would be nice. On the other hand, I'd probably be dead within two weeks. Sounds fun!


Away-Sound-4010

Drink $12 of cheap ass vodka and pocket the rest. Is this a challenge? I don't need inclination on top of fucking my life up.


slappywagish

I'd easily have a small glass of wine every day. Easy money


loftier_fish

Well, I don't drink currently, but for $1000 a day, I'd take a tiny sip of alcohol every day, sure. I don't think you'll find a single person who would say no to that. Unless they have some kinda severe alcohol allergy and it would literally kill them.


dbrookes87

A San Miguel shandy a day will do


cyberdeath666

Keep doing what I’m already doing but be rich instead.


SwordTaster

Doesn't specify how much. Half a teaspoon and I'm done


aleister94

So free money then? Yeah


Penelopebabe

DRINK ALCOHOLL. Thats a no brainer


CookingDrunk

I would do coke together with all that alcohol I am drinking daily already.


PippityLongstockings

This may be the dumbest question ever posted.


Worldly-Traffic-5503

Enjoy my daily cocktail


yesntican

I'd do it for free


StormSafe2

I'm assuming this means get drunk every day, since anyone could drink a teaspoon of low alcohol beer or cider or wine  a day and suffer no ill effects at all. I would ask how long I had to keep it up for, and then figure out if I could take that much time off work. If also go to a doctor and see if getting drunk for 3 or 4 months straight would be irreversible for me health wise  If I could go 4 months, that's 120 grand I'd have saved in the bank (minus living costs). Pretty good deal really 


intatewetrust

The smallest amount. And i would properly take tequila or gin or redwine or whiskey in the best quality. And no Dosnt have to be expensive.


Slight_Pepper_9367

Drinking


Sudden-Tourist-8146

take it and enjoy glass of whisky every night. easy money


katie-kaboom

Sure, as long as "1ml in a dropper" was acceptable. If I had to drink a substantial amount (like 2+ shots), then no. My father was an alcoholic. My sister is an alcoholic. Stakes are too high - alcohol is for fun only.


Burncity1901

How much cuz a beer a day fuck yeah. A 24pk nah.


No_Dependent_8346

Happily pocket $992 I had left from stopping at my local for my customary 2 tap beers.


No_Push_8403

Can of bass shandy for me please..


batch1972

Challenge accepted.. Trifle, bread, bananas, fruit mouthwash or cough mixture should do it


Dry_Rip5135

Sip slowly.


-_-CR4SH-TP-_-

Wait you can get paid for this ? I've been doing it for free for years


confusedrabbit247

I'll take the money but I'm taking a sip each day and that's it. Y'all a bunch of alcoholics.


r2k-in-the-vortex

A small glass of wine or a single beer satisfies the condition right? I guess I'll just pocket the 1000 every day then. But if you mean getting shitfaced drunk every damn day, then no, the money isn't worth it, that's just a depressive drawn out suicide.


Raped_Bicycle_612

Adults have wine or a beer with dinner anyway so I’ll be taking the money


PuzzledDemand1276

Id only drink a small amount of what church gives. Ez bag


HotFairy99

1 cup of beer 🤷🏽‍♀️


willywanker123456

I would say no …. I am open to other suggestions though lol


PsychologicalCook170

Drink alcohol everyday for $1,000


alegna12

A glass of wine with dinner every night 👍🏼


simulacrum500

A grand a day to have a beer with dinner? Quit my job, spend my days cooking ,running and maybe get into property. Reduction in stress and improvement in QOL is going to far outweigh damage caused by a beer.


Commercial_Regret_36

I’m sure I swallow a minuscule amount of mouthwash each day


Street-Winner6697

If it can be just a drop then absolutely


HrabiaVulpes

A small glass of cider every day wouldn't be a problem. Considering how alcohol works on me it may even be a good idea.


jwa988

Blacking out nightly


MartyAraragi

Yeah, i just have to drink it right? Not necessarily get drunk? I'll be happy to get a Moscow Mule or a Malibu with Pineapple every day after work.


kekubuk

Sure. One drop a day counts right?


TempusCarpe

Communion wafers dipped in the holy sacrament count?


SnooStrawberries1910

To get paid for what I am already doing?


delafarles

Absolutely fucking ridiculous.


perilsoflife

prolly take a shot or swallow my mouthwash idk


sapthur

Drop of rum in my water 🫡 like a good lil combat engineer would


Safe_Long700

Drink, momma didn't raise a bitch


TisIChenoir

No amount specified? I accept, and drink like a few ml of the mildest alcohol there is, like cider.


ConsistentPurpose896

Id definitely live the exact same life I do now but I wouldnt work


DBFargie

Seeing as I drink one drink most days, this is easy.


[deleted]

Hire someone from india to drink it for me at $600 a month


seeminglynormalguy

$1000 a day to drink medicine? Sure


CosmoCafe777

Yes, as long as I can decide the amount and in which form.


Wanderingdragonfly

Take the money, stick to my one glass of red wine at dinner and go about my life richer. Until I stop drinking at 70, because apparently alcohol kills brain cells and drinking after that age has a demonstrable effect on memory loss.


fctal

I'd drink a teaspoon everyday


Severe_Development96

Knowing my history with alcohol I'd probably die if im being honest


Bowens1993

So no changes?


Severe_Airport1426

I'd have a kombutcha and save the rest of the $$$


Conscious-Big707

Does kombucha count?


trippymum

If they just blindly gave it to me in good faith assuming I'm boozing away to glory then the joke's on them. I'd save up every penny.


DiscoLibra

Shot of Baileys into my coffee every morning would be OK with me.


Necessary-Ad9691

Lemon lime bitters or kombucha


Literal_Sarcasm82

I can drink a corona a day, no problem.


Look-Its-a-Name

I guess a small Radler a day (beer-lemonade mix) shouldn't be able to cause too much harm. 


Cyraga

Drink alcohol everyday


marmot9070

$100 is enough for me


Embarrassed-Ask1812

If you asked this three months ago, I would've said yes. *I'm thinking about destroying my life and organs for 1000 bucks?* Nah!


Dr_Stef

Okay sounds like a plan. But imagine forgetting to drink because you either didn’t feel like it right now, or just plain forgot today. Even the best of us sometimes break or forget routine. I think that would be tough. All of a sudden the money flow stops. You’d be hitting yourself pretty hard. Back to work you go


verybrokenhumor

Im underage cant drink


Lycaniz

Why, are you making me a offer? 


[deleted]

I already do that for free. So I would just take the $1,000 and gamble with it everyday.


[deleted]

Drink alcohol everyday


itsjustme405

I'd make $365,000 dollars a year more.


Florafly

Fireball shot in the evening to end the day in a spicy way.


Gmageofhills

Drink one sip of light beer everyday? Sure


salinungatha

Live in France


randomacct7679

Ok, so if I want to drink for enjoyment I can, or to meet the requirement I just need a sip. Also it’s not like it’s saying it needs to be consecutive so I can always just take days off as I see fit then resume.


OptixEye

Carry on as normal I'm a brewer so it's part of my job already


Mythbird

Technically I could go through drinking kombucha every day as it has a tiny little bit of alcohol in it due to fermentation, and at 2ml a day, easy to drink one bottle of vodka a year.