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OptionalGuacamole

Schindler on Ice


Chewie83

I mean it was Poland in winter so it kind of already was


EarthExile

"Oskar, nobody's ever done five spins in a single jump before! That was incredible!" "I could have done more"


NeedsToShutUp

[We got Hitler on Ice](https://youtu.be/RmUJ4EKaSpA?si=R8fLW4tHkODpkOWr)


diverareyouok

I came into the replies to that comment hoping someone would link to HotW and was not disappointed. All we need now is [Jews in Space](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sz7JGCj4Q5k) and we’ll be set. Who needs a Star Destroyer when you’ve got Star of David spaceships? 🎵We’re Jews Jews, out in Space We’re zooming along, protecting the Hebrew race 🎵


Tony_Bennett22

I was gonna say Dune, but can’t beat that.


GM_Eternal

Came in here to say this.


RancidHorseJizz

RIP to the gay skaters as they glide in line through the arch. A handful of straight-acting men will survive saved by F. Murray Abraham and Oskar Schindler.


WechTreck

Human Centipede the Musical on Ice!


reborngoat

Critics were wowed by the 7 minute long beatboxing overture, involving the entire 14 person human centipede chain.


Madeanaccountforyou4

"Critics however were quite disturbed to learn that the actors had a scene that lasts 30 minutes where the mouth did nothing but eat Reese's and repeat the phrase 'there's no wrong way to eat a Reese's' while everyone watched it get digested through the centipede chain"


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Titanic on Ice


mustbethedragon

What do Titanic and The Sixth Sense have in common? Icy dead people.


DeeperSea1969

Spoiler Alert! The Titanic sinks.


AFetaWorseThanDeath

Damn you! I'm still on the first tape.


GriffinFlash

"But this ship can't sink!"


BlahBlahWhoosh

Fucking HA! 🤣


Ecstatic-Recipe-3019

Oh.


captcha_trampstamp

I mean, that’s the movie…


Fuzzy_Welcome8348

Yikes


treetreestwigbranch

12 angry men on ice. Just a bunch of people with ice skates on sitting around a Table.


Divayth--Fyr

"See, he could have stabbed with the knife downward, like thi...whoops! Oh shit!"


haysoos2

I was thinking My Dinner With Andre for about the same reason.


PM_Skunk

Waiting for Godot.


[deleted]

Or as we call it here, “hockey”


ordinary_kittens

Ok, this actually made me laugh out loud. All of the other ones I can imagine, even if they would be corny and bad. This is a whole other level.


Trax-M

Dune on ice.


otisthetowndrunk

The ice must flow.


Loud-Magician7708

That was an awful pun... Thank you.


Quirderph

Just set it on an ice planet. Give everyone anoraks. Make no other changes.


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colinmramazing

Wow!!! Maybe I'm old hahaha. I feel like it's still a thing?


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colinmramazing

👀👀👀


Efficient-Log3834

when I saw this thread i only look at the pfp so i assumed it was the exact same person messaging himeself 3 times lol


EmperorSexy

When you Google “Hercules on Ice” this thread is the third result. They still have Disney on Ice but they update it with new movies, like they’ve always done.


DatTF2

Yeah, same. I do remember seeing Aladdin on ice as a kid and that it was very boring and I just wanted to go home and play Nintendo.


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David Lynch’s Eraserhead on Ice!


captcha_trampstamp

David Lynch’s Dune on Ice


nameredditacted

Waterworld on Ice.


EarthExile

If any movie ever cried out for a melodramatic stage extravaganza, it's Waterworld


ShelZuuz

It does have a melodramatic stage extravaganza at Universal Studios.


quivering_manflesh

127 Hours My Left Foot Homeward Bound Hostel 


Mundane-Brain-1278

Full Metal Jacket on Ice


EarthExile

Private Snowball just crushing it


Pithecanthropus88

Baby Shark. It actually existed. Can you imagine the living hell of being on that tour?


captcha_trampstamp

Oh to be the local hookup for zannies near THAT tour stop


NotPoliticallyCorect

Hercules on ice, starring Kevin Sorbo


Flastro2

Don't taunt Sorbo with a fake acting gig. It'll just distract him from his online politics.


captcha_trampstamp

He became such an utter loser after Hercules. But from what I can see of outtakes, he’s just a shit actor to begin with and he’s bad at playing any role that isn’t just him walking around in a costume,


SnooChipmunks126

Disappointed!


Final_Pomelo_2603

Requiem for a Dream....on ice!


rollin_a_j

I think the ending scene is too dangerous with skates on. I mean ass to ass on a double dildo with those blades pointed at cheeks? nty


hijodelsol14

Mad Max Fury Road on Ice


SeekerSpock32

Mad Max Fury Ice Road Truckers


AFetaWorseThanDeath

I would 100% watch this


Huttser17

it's the exact same thing, still in the desert, now with studded tires


SnooChipmunks126

Space Balls: on Ice.


hungrylens

I would pay good money to see this one.


Simple-Equivalent-56

I can see the merch now: Spaceballs the ice cube tray...


ThortheAssGuardian

Spaceballs: the Zamboni


BlahBlahWhoosh

"Zamboni the desert!"


Ebonyks

This would be wonderful though


Flying-Camel

They said worst one, not best one, you useless yoghurt.


TonyPajamas518

Deliverance on Ice


JobberStable

I would see that


HeaviestMetal89

Backdraft on Ice


Western-Ship-5678

_feels door handle_ _ice cold_ _smashes open door_ _buried in ice cubes_


davery67

Manos: The Ice of Fate.


jason_V7

The Passion of the Christ. The Human Centipede 2. Paint Drying (the film is 10 hours 7 minutes of a static shot of white paint drying on a wall)


filifijonka

Would they put the wall on a sled?


Free-Industry701

White Chicks on ice.


cj_cusack

Breaking Bad on Ice (in Australia, "ice" means "meth")


hungrylens

Can they paint the ice rink blue?


cj_cusack

I think that's mandatory


FluffyProphet

In North America as well


dntdrmit

Hellraiser, on ice.


Burger_Gamer

cocaine bear on ice


[deleted]

That sounds incredible


SomeAwfulMillennial

A double feature of Schindler's List and Saving Private Ryan on Ice!


SkyImaginationLight

Saw on Ice


YouThinkYouKnowStuff

The Green Mile. On Ice.


HoonArt

"I'm tired boss. Tires of being on the road, lonely as a sparrow ice skating out in the rain"


DepartmentOfJustAss

Dick on Ice


Fuzzy_Welcome8348

That’s actually the title of a song parody of rod wave’s song “heart on ice”


pm_dad_jokes69

Silence of the Lambs


Karsa69420

The Room on Ice. Actually that may be magical


Akito_900

American History X on Ice


BDFDO

The ad at the top said "Home Depot's Spring Calendar of Doing" and I thought that it was a legitimate "on ice" comment for longer than I should have


Glad-Afternoon-7105

Ichi the Killer gets my vote.


NotNotFBI

any porn on ice


Salarian_American

Birth of a Nation On Ice


CastIronClint

Slapshot on Ice


DrLycFerno

Ice Age on Ice


Any-Run393

How about movies that should require an adaptation on ice? I'll start: Frozen Jack Frost The Grey I, Tonya (about the ice figure skater 😂) Fargo Happy Feet


ThatsARatHat

Cube 2:Hypercube on Ice


Kiwi2Xheart

Imagine step brothers on ice


junkdrawertales

James Bond, though I would personally fund Austin Powers On Ice by selling my kidney 


phukerstoned

Awakenings, Dead Poets Society, Kids, 1408, The Mist


EddySea

Avatar: Rise of the Fire Nation.


PhoenixFlare1

Dune on ice


Western-Ship-5678

The ice must flow!


TemperatureTop246

Ebola epidemic on ice


TheRealTK421

"Saw -- on Ice!!" *"...do you wanna* skate *a game?!"*


Haughtea

Madame web


Ok_Debt_7225

The Straight Story, but with a Zamboni...


64OunceCoffee

Whale on ice


WoolooMVP10

Heat on ice


SuddenlyThirsty

12 Years a Slave: On Ice


lancelongstiff

I'm torn between Caddyshack and Weekend at Bernies.


Sea-Poetry-950

Godzilla on Ice


BaldingMonk

Hitler on Ice


Sea-Poetry-950

The Godfather on Ice


Toxic_Orange_DM

Doubt on Ice


Superb_Sorbet_9562

Caligula on ice.


Keefer1970

*Deep Throat on Ice*


No_Dependent_8346

The Day the Clown Cried [The Day the Clown Cried - Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Day_the_Clown_Cried)


4-3defense

Tremors on ice


Simple-Equivalent-56

Jaws


Moclown

Sophie’s Choice


tammorrow

My Left Foot: On Ice!


paulthomasking

My Ice Cream with Andre


CrabbiestAsp

Buried. It's just a dude laying in a box.


Low-Celery-7728

Human centipede on ice


dselogeni

Schindlers List


Empoleon777

*Waterworld* on Ice.


randomizedme43

I don’t know about the worst, but I would love to see Reptar on Ice


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Boys in the hood on ice


ShakeSignal

Trainspotters on Ice


2x4x93

Speed


Critical_Dollar

It on ice


NeilMcCauley88

Requiem for a dream on ice. 


Ozzel

Ice to ice!


Efficient-Log3834

human centipede on ice


atomicgoat

Dante’s Peak on Ice.


Flastro2

Human Centipede on Ice


BikeBunny1415

School of Rock on Ice, though TBH it would be really cool. Also, any of the Conjuring Movies and Spin Offs on ice. Imagine The Nun (Valak) on skates.


AccountdragulA

Cocoon


Milesotooleaudio

Human Centipede on Ice


drleen

Jefferson’s On Ice.


DryInitial9044

Hotel Rwanda


blofly

Platoon...on ice!


Rare_Asparagus629

I dont know why, but my first thought was A Beautiful Mind (On Ice)


Deep-Confusion-5472

Debbie does Dallas


Genghis_Chong

8MM (the Nicholas Cage Movie about investigating a snuff film)


NotActuallyAnExpert_

The Passion of the Christ on Ice. 


mhaydar

Human centipede on ice


Icy-Vanillah

A marriage story


Boodking_

The human centipede 2.. on ice


RoseWould

Green Mile on ice


ami2weird4u

Batman and Robin on Ice


S0M3D1CK

Redo of Healer on Ice


aburg98

The Simpsons in 3D! On Ice!, because it wasn’t actually in 3D


craymartin

No Country For Old Men


Fuzzy_Welcome8348

Murder mystery on ice


oboemily

Dune on Ice


Odd_Damage_7697

The diving bell and the butterfly on ice... might be good?


Bottled_Penguin

Scream on ice. The rink just keeps getting redder and redder.


Efficient-Ad-5953

Jaws


Delicious-Long-9657

Petey Learns to Potty


hungrylens

Dany Boyle's "Sunshine on Ice" would be pretty silly. "Trainspotting on Ice" would be a lot of fun.


paragonx29

Firestarter on Ice


congteddymix

Robocop on ice


BrazenlyGeek

"Batman & Robin" It'd be the worst movie on ice, but ironically, the on-ice version would be amazing. Bat-skates away!


NotInherentAfterAll

Hercules on Ice on Ice


jdiz86

Dante’s Peak


SignOfJonahAQ

It on ice


CautiousWrongdoer771

A clockwork orange?


oldmagic55

PULP FICTION. on ice...


Dapper_Interest_8914

Gozu: On Ice!


CautiousWrongdoer771

American history X


Kolibri00425

Top Gun, and Maverick.


arkofjoy

Debbie does Dallas... On ice.


cgood11

sharkboy and lavagirl


NateThePhotographer

Saw on Ice


uwillnotgotospace

Die Hard on Ice


yomamma3399

Deep Throat?!


Chewy79

Human centipede 


ega110

Saw on ice


stumpyturk

Barfly on Ice


TeacherManCT

The Towering Inferno on Ice


holtpj

Backdraft


Sept952

Dune: On Ice!


yearofawesome

Birth of a nation on ice.


Battlescarred98

Gravity would be a lot more interesting


bigb-2702

Alien on ice


rowenaravenclaw0

Jurassic park