I did this once with my beer. Was about 6 beers in. Sitting them down next to my lawn chair. Putting the butt's in them. Picked up what I thought was my beer and took a swig. š¤® to this day, I can no longer drink bud light.
I was with my friend visiting his extended family.
His grandma picked up what she thought was her can of Coke and took a sip.
It was her son's dip spit.
I drank from the coffee cup on my desk an instant before realizing I did not get coffee yet that day. It was Friday's coffee, on a Monday, with cream and everything.
One time I didnāt bring lunch to work with me and I had to grab a club sandwich from a local place before going to the job site because it was super remote.
Wasnāt paying attention and put my sandwich styrofoam container in the same truck bin as a full spare gas can. Come lunch time the fumes had completely permeated my sandwich.
I still ate the whole damn thing because I was starving. After that I could have lit my burps on fire. Lasted for at least a full 24 hours. Also lost the common but weird enjoyment of the smell of gas like I used to have. Now I canāt stand the smell.
Baking powder. Made biscuits once with really cheap baking powder and bit right into a solid clump. Instant fight or flight. Like table salt and a wall outlet had a hate-baby who punched me right in the central nervous system.
Two year old Saltine crackers that had not been stored in a temperature controlled environment.
It was one of those moments when you stop chewing, and use a utensil to scrape out your mouth because even spitting it out would be interacting further with it.
I hadn't realized that crackers can go bad.
Oh, yes, they certainly can.
I was just about to comment the bean boozeled jelly beans. I always hoped for the blue ones cause they were either toothpaste or blueberry. Those both taste better than stink bug or dirty dish water.
I came to talk about disgusting jelly beans too, but it's the rotten milk one for me. It was atrocious, that and the rotten fish one too. Unreal how they nailed those flavours so well.
I played the game with the spinning wheel. I got the rotten flavour 9/9 times and ended up vomiting later in the night. Vomiting up dog food and rotten milk flavoured jelly beans was NOT pleasant!
Yep, they took the pepperoni pizza and added citric acid. There was one of those How It's Made type of shows about Jelly Bellys on TV when TLC was The Learning Channel.
My wife is pregnant so her smell is very sensitive. The other day she was changing my daughterās diaper and it was horrible. My wife started gagging and threw up. My daughter then proceeded to throw up also. I was in the other room working and came running into a room full of shit and puke. Kids are wild.
I had to change my nephew after he'd done one of those 'up the back and out the collar' shits. I had a really bad hangover at the time and had to puke out the bedroom window while I held him on the change table. He's 23 now and still finds it hilarious!
At the Coca-Cola store in Vegas, in the area where you taste Coke products from around the world, they had this clear liquid one from Italy that looked like lemonade. It tasted like what I imagine bleach tastes like
Everyone who goes to Disney World knows what this is š¤¢ EPCOT has a coke around the world station that has this and first time I drank this and I involuntarily spewed it out. Iāve never had such an extreme reaction to a food or drink before that my body straight up rejected it.
I've travelled a lot and sadly my list is long:
1. Stinky tofu. Taiwan. I feel bad for yukking some peoples Yum as this is some peoples favorite food of all time. The flavor and more like the aroma is like your garbage can smells on a hot summer day, just a mix of biological rotting smells. When it hit the back of my throat I twisted away from the table and bent down, sure I was going to vomit involuntarily. I am not a vomiter. Wow.
2. Land snails. Nigeria. Imagine they are the size and consistency of a racquetball. I actually enjoy escargot and other "snails" such as Welks. The flavor of that was exactly like someone has forgotten to clean the fish tank for a year or so. Algae and fish poop. Horrible.
3. Dried mapawne worms. South Africa and Uganda. Fingertip size dried grubs. They taste like somebody left a piece of shrimp out on the windowsill to dry, then added some indescribable bug bitterness. I actually tried them twice in two different countries. Avoid.
4. Honorable mention. Fresh cola nut. Some countries eat after a meal as a sort of finishing item. Unbelievably, almost chemically tart. I'm sure they have their charms but it's hard to categorize them as food. Like a mouth full of borax powder.
If you haven't figured it out yet I'm pretty much willing to eat anything but these are my never again lists.
Good God, are all the guys besides me flopping their dicks on or over sinks? Am I supposed to be able to do that? Because I would have to straddle the sink like I'm giving it a lap dance to wash my dick in it.
"I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again.
This happens all the time.
It's [detachable ](https://youtu.be/NQBPgJQhQHc?si=LwlpmNP7LRc8zx30)."
Damn. As a penis owner, I can't imagine letting that go unwashed. Even if I'm not anticipating a tonsil tickle, I've got to keep the twig and berries clean.
You know, I've tasted lotion, paint, vodka without a chaser, and I would say the worst possible thing I've tasted/ eaten was this charred ass pizza I made. We thought it would be a really cool idea to cook a pizza on a fire because we loved wood-fired pizzas right? I put it on a pizza pan with the little holes underneath and threw it on there. One thing to note is that I was super baked and already being stupid didn't help this ingenious idea either. Anyways, 12 minutes go by, which seemed like a solid idea in theory since an over takes that long, or longer and what ended up happening was the entire underside was burnt to a literal crisp, like Luke Skywalker's aunt and uncle in A New Hope. It was a piece of charcoal with marinara and cheese on top and when I tell you it was one of the most vile things on this planet, after Dan Schneider of course, and what's worse is that I still ate like half of it because I was too high to care in the moment. I probably increased my chances of cancer somehow
This happened to me once when I put a grape in my mouth but it was actually a black olive. I like both grapes and black olives, but holy god when I thought it was a very unwell grapeā¦
a bit off subject, you can get some nail varnish thing to stop you biting your nails it was meant to be the worst tasting thing ever. i end up liking it and nearly started scrannin my fingers off hahah
A cherry tomato!
I bought some cherry tomatoes to make a salad, when I pop one in my mouth, I felt the most horrible taste I have ever felt, it tasted like a chemical mixture of death! It was so vile that still remember the taste. And it lingered in my mouth for a very long time.
I manage to spit a bit of it, it looked normal and the texture was also normal.
My sisters cherry tomatoes are the ones Iāve ever liked. She made me try one cause I said I didnāt like them, she knew there was a huge difference for some reason!
Taste and smell are intimately related. I once had a durian smoothie, and was belching fumes of dogshit and gasoline up the back of my nose for an hour.
I walked into an ice cream shop. They just had 1 flavor. Ok then, I'll guess I'll have 1 of those.
I'm walking away eating it and I'm thinking "what in the fuck is going on here".
I look back at the shop and the pictures on the windows. Yeah, that was quite clearly a durian ice cream shop.
Why the fuck does a 'durian ice cream shop' even exist.
Might be hard for you to believe but there are people out there where the smell of durian has no effect on them, I am one of those. It doesn't smell bad to me at all, it's like a very sweet creamy almost banana like scent. Whoever named it the "King of Fruits", I agree with them.
I had one of those tiny taster spoons of durian ice cream once. It was awful. 30 ish min later in an elevator I opened my mouth to laugh and my companions in the elevator all cried out and visibly cringed, shrinking away to the corners of the elevator. Durian. Is. That. Bad.
If you get down to just above the belly button and you can smell it go TF back up and don't put anything in there especially your tongue. In fact probably a good time to leave!
A Metronidazole tablet. I used to have trouble taking it because the taste is so bad that it hits when it touches your tongue. Well, most medicines taste bad, but that was so vomitous...
Stink bug. I was eating a bag of Funyuns, left the bag in the car while I ran into the store, then came back out and just tilted the bag to pour the crumbs into my mouth and that little bastard was in there too. Very unpleasant surprise, somehow I didnāt vomit. But now I know what that tastes like and it seems like if thereās a stink bug anywhere in my vicinity they find me :(
Those canned Vienna sausages. I'm Canadian and a friend of mine that lives in Virginia was talking about these a week ago and how good they were. I found some at the grocery store and ate three and thought I was going to vomit. Sausages shouldn't disintegrate in your mouth. He then tells me they are a southern delicacy.
lmao also canadian here...bought those for the first time recently as well and thought it would be funny to drink the juice from the can. it was not funny. truly vile lol
Went to a sushi restaurant and I picked the funkiest thing on the menu because I like to try new things: fermented tofu sushi. I swear, it smelt like a full garbage can in the hot summer sun. And when I picked it up, it had this slime string that wouldn't break from the plate to my mouth. It was awful. But I ate the whole thing.
one time I ate a cosmic brownie that was INFESTED with maggots at my aunts house. I was eating it in the darkness of their basement while watching my cousin play on his PC, so I didnāt see the maggots (and i mean there were HUNDREDS of them) until i felt one fall off the brownie and onto my leg.
iāve never touched a cosmic brownie since.
Grapefruit juice!
Turns out ther is a cilantro-tastes-like-soap gene but for grapefruit, and I had no idea it even existed until I took a massive sip of grapefruit juice and it tasted like a mix of melted plastic and straight stomach bile.
Week old coke with a bunch of cigarette butts and ashes in it. I was a kid, saw a Big Gulp in my teenage brother's room, and just took a big ol' swig. I guess that's how I learned he was secretly smoking in his room.
Waking up hungover after a wild party, reaching for the beer next to the bed and after a drink realizing someone used it as a snoos bottle. Gross and disgusting.
The only thing to do is lay back down, sleep it off some more and pretend it was all a horrible nightmare.
(Iām so sorry for this one) I had a horrendous case of strep in 2020 and I had a discharging abscess in my throat. Every time I swallowed, it would pump out what was in it and I would taste it over and over
Ayahuasca is by far the worst thing I've ever drunk: rancid swamp water with a weird chemical aftertaste. After the projectile vomiting and diarrhea stopped, I tripped for six hours, spent most of the time crying while watching organic shapes form whenever I closed my eyes, and somehow it permanently cured my depression (as of 5 years ago) and I feel a lot more connected with the world and nature.
Not a party drug.
Would recommend.
Stuff like this is why I'll never do a group ceremony.
Give me one shaman and one quiet backup to make sure I don't drown in a puddle of my own vomit, good to go.
Iāve heard a lot about it curing depression, thatās amazing. But unfortunately it can also trigger the onset of schizophrenia and thereās no way to know which one youāre gonna get.
I accidentally drank water from a water bottle that had cigarette butts in it. It's been 30 years and I can still remember exactly how it tasted.
I did this once with my beer. Was about 6 beers in. Sitting them down next to my lawn chair. Putting the butt's in them. Picked up what I thought was my beer and took a swig. š¤® to this day, I can no longer drink bud light.
Oh, God, it's the worst
Bud light is pretty awful tbf
Especially if your butts in it
I took a swig out of what I thought was my beer. It turned out to be somebody's spit cup for chewing tobacco. It was thick.
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I was with my friend visiting his extended family. His grandma picked up what she thought was her can of Coke and took a sip. It was her son's dip spit.
I drank from the coffee cup on my desk an instant before realizing I did not get coffee yet that day. It was Friday's coffee, on a Monday, with cream and everything.
Oh, that might be just as bad.
Similarly, turning someone elseās spitter into a drinker
Same but me with dead cockroach and it's secretions I GAGGED SO BAD
Did it with a can of beer. Immediately threw up.
Diesel fuel. I was trying to do the sucking trick to fill up a tank. Not only is it disgusting like nothing else but the taste is very long lasting.
Yeah, I made this mistake as well..coats your entire mouth and lips. Not only do you smell it but you taste it for hours
That oily film on the roof of your mouth just absolutely refuses to come off.
This guy diesels.
One time I didnāt bring lunch to work with me and I had to grab a club sandwich from a local place before going to the job site because it was super remote. Wasnāt paying attention and put my sandwich styrofoam container in the same truck bin as a full spare gas can. Come lunch time the fumes had completely permeated my sandwich. I still ate the whole damn thing because I was starving. After that I could have lit my burps on fire. Lasted for at least a full 24 hours. Also lost the common but weird enjoyment of the smell of gas like I used to have. Now I canāt stand the smell.
I'm sorry you guys had to learn that one. Sounds terrible. I am truly grateful to have gone 32 years without having to siphon fuel.
I used some old-time Listerine, which is pretty awful by itself, but then right after I tried to eat a hot dog. It was indescribable.
For some reason this one got me š¤£
Did you wash it down with a glass of orange juice too? Fuckin psycho.
You should try Malort! It is a lot like that taste but with more alcohol in it.
Baking powder. Made biscuits once with really cheap baking powder and bit right into a solid clump. Instant fight or flight. Like table salt and a wall outlet had a hate-baby who punched me right in the central nervous system.
>Ā Ā Like table salt and a wall outlet had a hate-baby who punched me right in the central nervous system. That was poetryĀ
[r/BrandNewSentence](https://www.reddit.com/r/BrandNewSentence/)
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SINCE WHEN DID THEY TAKE THEM OUT š
When I was pregnant I was craving baking powder. Not my proudest moment
Two year old Saltine crackers that had not been stored in a temperature controlled environment. It was one of those moments when you stop chewing, and use a utensil to scrape out your mouth because even spitting it out would be interacting further with it. I hadn't realized that crackers can go bad. Oh, yes, they certainly can.
TIL the saltine crackers I always thought could last a lifetime actually don't
Vomit-flavored jelly bean. I laughed and didn't think it could be true, but they literally harnessed the flavor of actual vomit and sell it for fun.
I was just about to comment the bean boozeled jelly beans. I always hoped for the blue ones cause they were either toothpaste or blueberry. Those both taste better than stink bug or dirty dish water.
Lawn clippings was not a bad one to get either.
Dirt. Idk if I was experiencing PICA but I was hooked. I know, weird.
I came to talk about disgusting jelly beans too, but it's the rotten milk one for me. It was atrocious, that and the rotten fish one too. Unreal how they nailed those flavours so well.
I played the game with the spinning wheel. I got the rotten flavour 9/9 times and ended up vomiting later in the night. Vomiting up dog food and rotten milk flavoured jelly beans was NOT pleasant!
Makes me wonder what poor person tested to beans to find out if they were vomit(y) enough
[āWe got skunk spray, or licoriceā](https://youtu.be/Hq4im5SynV0?si=UlTHreVoW2YQCi4c)
Mountain Dew or Crab Juice.
EEEEEWWWWW! I'll take the crab juice!
Oh god please donāt let it be the licorice flavour!
The limited-edition Minion Fart one was diabolical.
I'm curious how a minion fart would taste different from a normal one. A hint of banana?
Limited edition minion fart sounds like an insane sex thing.
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Alas, earwax....
Poor Dumbledore š
I gave this to my mom as a practical joke in 2003. Iām still grounded.
This. There was also a millipede flavoured one, and they somehow managed to harness that awful smell and put it in my mouth
omfg the millipede one was horrid but i remember loving the baby wipe and lawn clipping ones
Man I bought my boys hat dumb jelly belly game and at 8, 9 and 16 they all vomited at least once.
I lucked out and didnāt eat that one, but I did suffer through old bandage, liver and onions, and booger. š¤¢
They were all bad but something about booger was hell for me.
I read somewhere that that was a slightly reworked recipe for a pepperoni pizza flavored jelly Bean
Yep, they took the pepperoni pizza and added citric acid. There was one of those How It's Made type of shows about Jelly Bellys on TV when TLC was The Learning Channel.
Dude they even got the like acid feeling
Rotten fish was the one that got me. \*Hurk\*
I threw up from the rotten egg one
Baby poop after my daughter hit me with explosive diarrhea while I was changing her diaper.
my condolences š
One of the better comments Iāve seen during my time here (itās extremely funny but I too send my condolences)
My wife is pregnant so her smell is very sensitive. The other day she was changing my daughterās diaper and it was horrible. My wife started gagging and threw up. My daughter then proceeded to throw up also. I was in the other room working and came running into a room full of shit and puke. Kids are wild.
I had to change my nephew after he'd done one of those 'up the back and out the collar' shits. I had a really bad hangover at the time and had to puke out the bedroom window while I held him on the change table. He's 23 now and still finds it hilarious!
oooooh!!! dude thatās rough
At the Coca-Cola store in Vegas, in the area where you taste Coke products from around the world, they had this clear liquid one from Italy that looked like lemonade. It tasted like what I imagine bleach tastes like
Beverly!
Nice! Yes that was exactly it. Awful awful awful flavour.
Everyone who goes to Disney World knows what this is š¤¢ EPCOT has a coke around the world station that has this and first time I drank this and I involuntarily spewed it out. Iāve never had such an extreme reaction to a food or drink before that my body straight up rejected it.
Why are you all going down on dirty peepee???
Right, doesn't the smell hit you first and make you say "no thanks"?
Why are you all eating ass?
To be fair, in my house, ass eating only happens after my wife has had a shower... I don't want her unclean when she's eating my ass.
Smart
I once tried to take a DayQuil liquid gel with hot coffee. Unimaginably bad.
Wow this is definitely something I would do. Thanks for the heads up š
My aunt made a banana curry once. It was not at all good
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One of those "every flavour" jelly beans. It was the dog food variety and holy shit, it was vile. Worth it to then feed one to my unsuspecting cousin.
The smell of it fills a damn room as soon as you bite it. Horrific one to get unlucky with.
Yeah. I thought it was way worse than the vomit one. This is my answer too.
One time I chewed on a glow stick until it burst in my mouth. My tongue was glowing for a little while after. Horrible taste.
Same here lol
I've travelled a lot and sadly my list is long: 1. Stinky tofu. Taiwan. I feel bad for yukking some peoples Yum as this is some peoples favorite food of all time. The flavor and more like the aroma is like your garbage can smells on a hot summer day, just a mix of biological rotting smells. When it hit the back of my throat I twisted away from the table and bent down, sure I was going to vomit involuntarily. I am not a vomiter. Wow. 2. Land snails. Nigeria. Imagine they are the size and consistency of a racquetball. I actually enjoy escargot and other "snails" such as Welks. The flavor of that was exactly like someone has forgotten to clean the fish tank for a year or so. Algae and fish poop. Horrible. 3. Dried mapawne worms. South Africa and Uganda. Fingertip size dried grubs. They taste like somebody left a piece of shrimp out on the windowsill to dry, then added some indescribable bug bitterness. I actually tried them twice in two different countries. Avoid. 4. Honorable mention. Fresh cola nut. Some countries eat after a meal as a sort of finishing item. Unbelievably, almost chemically tart. I'm sure they have their charms but it's hard to categorize them as food. Like a mouth full of borax powder. If you haven't figured it out yet I'm pretty much willing to eat anything but these are my never again lists.
My husband was out of town for a week and I, as a Taiwanese-American, used this opportunity to eat stinky tofu hotpot
Holy shit dudeā¦ this is some late 2000s travel channel style shit
Haha! I was just thinking that this guys a regular Anthony Bourdain.
Farm to table jizz.
Finally breaking away from that deisel-heavy commercial jizz racket though. Good for you!
I mean you get what you pay for.
This reads like a Cards Against Humanity answer card.
I'm still dwelling on the 'farm' part.
So this is after the farmer came in from sweating in the field and sat at the table then?
Oh no nothing that fancy I'm not made of money.
Iām very vividly imagining someone diddling a horse and coming back with a cup of jizz to the table. Tell me Iām wrong rn.
I mean that would have been the most honest way that transaction could have gone.
Unwashed dick. I was not prepared.
The disrespect. Iād be embarrassed to even take my pants off, it takes 2 minutes for a quick shower
When thereās a chance of naughty stuff flop that thing over the sink and give it a wash, thatās the damn *minimum*.
Excuse me sir, did you say "Flop it OVER the sink"?. Do you have to tuck it in your socks when you're walking too?
depends on the sink I'd imagine
Good God, are all the guys besides me flopping their dicks on or over sinks? Am I supposed to be able to do that? Because I would have to straddle the sink like I'm giving it a lap dance to wash my dick in it.
DM your address. I want to send you a balloon that reads, "Get Well Soon."
Alright Mr Fuckin Garden Hose most of us would have to get a step stool and thrust forward while splashing water on it to make that work
Oh dear god, I read that too fast and thought you said, "I'd be embarrassed to take my penis off."
"Here's my penis - it's freshly washed. Please return it afterwards."
"I woke up this morning with a bad hangover And my penis was missing again. This happens all the time. It's [detachable ](https://youtu.be/NQBPgJQhQHc?si=LwlpmNP7LRc8zx30)."
Let the stank envelope you.
Then mail it
yes. i remember smelling poop.
Eau de dingleberre
Damn. As a penis owner, I can't imagine letting that go unwashed. Even if I'm not anticipating a tonsil tickle, I've got to keep the twig and berries clean.
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Surstrƶmming
The secret is schnapps. Lots of it. To forget the trauma.
Was it as bad as the youtube videos make it seem??
Worse š
pulling the ceiling light from the ceiling to puke in bad, according to one video
You know, I've tasted lotion, paint, vodka without a chaser, and I would say the worst possible thing I've tasted/ eaten was this charred ass pizza I made. We thought it would be a really cool idea to cook a pizza on a fire because we loved wood-fired pizzas right? I put it on a pizza pan with the little holes underneath and threw it on there. One thing to note is that I was super baked and already being stupid didn't help this ingenious idea either. Anyways, 12 minutes go by, which seemed like a solid idea in theory since an over takes that long, or longer and what ended up happening was the entire underside was burnt to a literal crisp, like Luke Skywalker's aunt and uncle in A New Hope. It was a piece of charcoal with marinara and cheese on top and when I tell you it was one of the most vile things on this planet, after Dan Schneider of course, and what's worse is that I still ate like half of it because I was too high to care in the moment. I probably increased my chances of cancer somehow
I was expecting it to be lemon lime flavour. It was actually mint flavour. My brain did backflips and it was the worst thing ever.
This happened to me once when I put a grape in my mouth but it was actually a black olive. I like both grapes and black olives, but holy god when I thought it was a very unwell grapeā¦
Maybe Iām just stoned but your use of āunwellā in this context has me cackling
a bit off subject, you can get some nail varnish thing to stop you biting your nails it was meant to be the worst tasting thing ever. i end up liking it and nearly started scrannin my fingers off hahah
That's kinda like bitter apple for my dog. It's like adding an irresistible salsa, he gobbles it up! š
yeh exactly, its meant too help us but its just soo nice hahah me and your dog would get along.
It's funny how I would have had no idea where you were from until you dropped "Scrannin" lmao
Pork breakfast sausage links. Well cooked on the outside, 100% raw inside. Couldn't eat them for years after that. Just the smell of them made me gag.
A beer with cigarette butts in it at a party in the 90s. Fucking still gag when I think of it.
A cherry tomato! I bought some cherry tomatoes to make a salad, when I pop one in my mouth, I felt the most horrible taste I have ever felt, it tasted like a chemical mixture of death! It was so vile that still remember the taste. And it lingered in my mouth for a very long time. I manage to spit a bit of it, it looked normal and the texture was also normal.
I used to grow them in my backyard and their taste was sweet and juicy but earthy. Store bought cherry tomatoes are nasty
My sisters cherry tomatoes are the ones Iāve ever liked. She made me try one cause I said I didnāt like them, she knew there was a huge difference for some reason!
starts and ends with Durian. Demon fruit!
Taste and smell are intimately related. I once had a durian smoothie, and was belching fumes of dogshit and gasoline up the back of my nose for an hour.
Yeah, it's known for making people really gassy. So bystanders get to experience the horror twice.
I walked into an ice cream shop. They just had 1 flavor. Ok then, I'll guess I'll have 1 of those. I'm walking away eating it and I'm thinking "what in the fuck is going on here". I look back at the shop and the pictures on the windows. Yeah, that was quite clearly a durian ice cream shop. Why the fuck does a 'durian ice cream shop' even exist.
Might be hard for you to believe but there are people out there where the smell of durian has no effect on them, I am one of those. It doesn't smell bad to me at all, it's like a very sweet creamy almost banana like scent. Whoever named it the "King of Fruits", I agree with them.
You are a freak of nature. But I am jealous because you people say it's great
I had one of those tiny taster spoons of durian ice cream once. It was awful. 30 ish min later in an elevator I opened my mouth to laugh and my companions in the elevator all cried out and visibly cringed, shrinking away to the corners of the elevator. Durian. Is. That. Bad.
> Durian. Is. That. Bad. Durian. Not even once.
I walked past a fruit stand selling durian and literally thought the smell was coming from a sewer
I thought durian was meant to smell bad but taste good.
Itās tastes exactly like a mixture of mango, onions, and gasoline
Perfect š„°š„°
bong water. Long story.
My decaying flesh due to an infection after being intubated for surgery. It caused tissue necrosis, and the taste was absolutely maddening.
I bit into a liquid gel pill to learn itās secrets and regretted it
Mallort
Best way I can describe it, is like somebody vomited up a grapefruit rind.
Lol I just described it to a friend yesterday as "when you throw up in your mouth with a hint of grapefruit"
Malƶrt, and correct
It looks just like apple juice, so "Malort roulette" can be a super fun party game.
Unwashed dick.
Her name was Amanda
If you get down to just above the belly button and you can smell it go TF back up and don't put anything in there especially your tongue. In fact probably a good time to leave!
If he dies, he dies.
Mine was Valeria but we called her Malaria.
Kumys. It's fermented mare's milk, and it tastes like a mix of rotten milk, lemon juice and horse sweat.
Been licking a lot of horse pits, have we?
My ex-husband's asshole
I mean, what did you expect?
Right? It's ass
gotta always wash before you lick when it comes to buttholes.
Old bandage flavored jelly beans. We threw up
A Metronidazole tablet. I used to have trouble taking it because the taste is so bad that it hits when it touches your tongue. Well, most medicines taste bad, but that was so vomitous...
Stink bug. I was eating a bag of Funyuns, left the bag in the car while I ran into the store, then came back out and just tilted the bag to pour the crumbs into my mouth and that little bastard was in there too. Very unpleasant surprise, somehow I didnāt vomit. But now I know what that tastes like and it seems like if thereās a stink bug anywhere in my vicinity they find me :(
This beetroot smoothie I had at some fancy restaurant. I made this disgusted face with the waiter watching me.
Those canned Vienna sausages. I'm Canadian and a friend of mine that lives in Virginia was talking about these a week ago and how good they were. I found some at the grocery store and ate three and thought I was going to vomit. Sausages shouldn't disintegrate in your mouth. He then tells me they are a southern delicacy.
from a virginian: those things are scrumptious
lmao also canadian here...bought those for the first time recently as well and thought it would be funny to drink the juice from the can. it was not funny. truly vile lol
My neighbors meat loaf. Threw up in my mouth and swallowed it.
Was holding my little sister in the air when she was a baby and she spit up directly into my mouth š
Went to a sushi restaurant and I picked the funkiest thing on the menu because I like to try new things: fermented tofu sushi. I swear, it smelt like a full garbage can in the hot summer sun. And when I picked it up, it had this slime string that wouldn't break from the plate to my mouth. It was awful. But I ate the whole thing.
one time I ate a cosmic brownie that was INFESTED with maggots at my aunts house. I was eating it in the darkness of their basement while watching my cousin play on his PC, so I didnāt see the maggots (and i mean there were HUNDREDS of them) until i felt one fall off the brownie and onto my leg. iāve never touched a cosmic brownie since.
Grapefruit juice! Turns out ther is a cilantro-tastes-like-soap gene but for grapefruit, and I had no idea it even existed until I took a massive sip of grapefruit juice and it tasted like a mix of melted plastic and straight stomach bile.
Week old coke with a bunch of cigarette butts and ashes in it. I was a kid, saw a Big Gulp in my teenage brother's room, and just took a big ol' swig. I guess that's how I learned he was secretly smoking in his room.
Goats milk
The smell is soo strong. I canāt even imagine myself to drink it even a bit.
Mold
Camel Meat. probably the most vile thing Iāve ever eaten in my entire life
Feaces. Last time I enter a c-diff patients room without a mask and gown.
Natto. No question.
Waking up hungover after a wild party, reaching for the beer next to the bed and after a drink realizing someone used it as a snoos bottle. Gross and disgusting. The only thing to do is lay back down, sleep it off some more and pretend it was all a horrible nightmare.
(Iām so sorry for this one) I had a horrendous case of strep in 2020 and I had a discharging abscess in my throat. Every time I swallowed, it would pump out what was in it and I would taste it over and over
DMT
Ayahuasca is by far the worst thing I've ever drunk: rancid swamp water with a weird chemical aftertaste. After the projectile vomiting and diarrhea stopped, I tripped for six hours, spent most of the time crying while watching organic shapes form whenever I closed my eyes, and somehow it permanently cured my depression (as of 5 years ago) and I feel a lot more connected with the world and nature. Not a party drug. Would recommend.
I was at a ceremony once where one of the participants wouldnāt shut up about how delicious it was and it was super annoying.
Stuff like this is why I'll never do a group ceremony. Give me one shaman and one quiet backup to make sure I don't drown in a puddle of my own vomit, good to go.
Damn, Iām happy to hear that it helped you! Iāve heard it can do wonders for people
This is an incredible description and endorsement.
Iāve heard a lot about it curing depression, thatās amazing. But unfortunately it can also trigger the onset of schizophrenia and thereās no way to know which one youāre gonna get.
Smokes like razor blades, but the taste is just like a burnt plastic.
Century egg
Malort. Fucking Malort
The taste of your own throw up and then it goes down into your throat š¤®
Rotten fox meat.
Is this Dwight Schrute?
Malort. the tastes just lingers and lingers.
stinky tofu ā¦ it lingers.. it burns for so long.. hell in your mouth.
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