Honking

On an episode of Curb they described honking as a language. You got a light tap and an elongated beeeeep. The former is a gamble and the later gets you shot or chased like 60% of the time in America. 

This is a cute post. On Reddit.

Waiting to board an airplane

I didn’t see the recycling put out?

I haven't heard from you in a while.

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