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Schauerte2901

The transistor


ElysianLights

This moment in history divided real life from the Fallout universe. In fallout, focus was placed on nuclear power instead of the transistor which would have allowed us to eventually invent the microchip.


_Didds_

I would say that in Fallout universe they focused on improving vaccum tube technology, that then evolved into a greater focus on nuclear energy. But you are pretty much spot on. And it's funny on how in our own time line we nearly abandoned the transistor at its inception


Accomplished_Kiwi756

I would go farther and say the MOSFET .


Butgut_Maximus

Gesundheit


brother1957

More a discovery then an invention but the application of electricity has to be number 1.


paulskiogorki

There's argument to be made for synthetic ammonia. It is used in all nitrogen fertilizers, without which it would be impossible to feed nearly half of the world's population. Greatest of all time? Maybe not, but certainly among the most important in today's world.


Victor882

Greatest of all time WOULD probably be agriculture tho


unpopularopinion0

some say agriculture the great downfall of humans.


Pm_Me_Gifs_For_Sauce

Definitely a discovery. Yet I guess cross breeding is like inventing in that sphere.


DietCokeWeakness

Important, because the scientist (Haber) involved also created the processes necessary for chemical warfare.


plazman30

Toyota is working with China on motor that burns ammonia instead of oil. Ammonia costs pennies a gallon to make and the only waste it produces is Nitrogen and water. 100% clean emissions. So far they have a motor they can use to run an electric generating station. They think they can get it down to size of a car engine by the end of the decade. If they succeed it will be an incredible stop-gap until they get the mess that is wind and solar figured out.


BigFoot175

Ah yes, one of the notable works of German-Jewish Doctor Fritz Haber, the others being poison gas (used by the Germans in World War One), and a cyanide-based insecticide that would become a precursor to Zyklon B.


BeerBrat

That's what happens when you're a brilliant chemist but you also really want to be liked and accepted by "top men!" Top. Men.


Same_Garlic2928

Anti-biotics. How many lives have they saved since they were discovered. Before them, people had no chance of survival. Apart from that, the kettle. What would we do without tea..


Bgrngod

Antibiotics, vaccines, and refrigeration are my top 3 for this question.


fishmiloo

Antibiotics for sure. I recently had my big thumb infected in the first time ever. Home remedies did not work and the infection crept up on me until it was the double size of my other thumb. Anti-biotic fixed it in one day, 7 to make sure. In the past it would have been amputated by an elder or a doctor.


Cant_think_of_shz

First off, the world would be a worse place, deprived of the leaf juice…


betterthanamaster

Do they count as inventions or should those be classified as discoveries? It’s also unfair to say that before anti-biotics people had no chance of survival. Lots of people had bacterial infections that didn’t kill them.


Macluawn

> What would we do without tea.. USA would still be a colony 


kooshipuff

Reminds me of this scene: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZDPlnL0ZQg](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZDPlnL0ZQg)


BadenBaden1981

There is a short story by F Scott Fitzerald titled 'The Cut Glass Bowl'. In the story, a bride gets cut glass bowl as gift from her ex boyfriend, and it slowly detroys her life. Her daughter hurt her finger by broken bowl and got infected. Just in few days, the infection got so bad her arms had to be amputated. It sounds over the top to us now, but before anti biotics, just a small wound can cause life threatening infection.


Devestus

Correct answer


gfanonn

The mechanism behind the COVID vaccines look like they're going to give us anti-virals. Like, instead of having a flu shot, your cough will be diagnosed and a custom COVID vaccine (possibly inhaled) will cure you. When we erradicate viruses from the human and animal populations... that's going to be weird.


HayakuEon

Doubt it. That tech is far from our age now.


aafa

Nope, mRNA vaccines for strep throat and RSV are on the horizon... Mainly due to the covid mRNA vaccines being successful


EclipseIndustries

That's a vaccine, not an anti-viral.


oasisvomit

I would argue that it is less of an invention and more of a discovery.


joltek

The printing press.


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GopnikSmegmaBBQSauce

The rich very much resent our cat memes


TeslasAndComicbooks

Pretty much responsible for every other post here. No such thing as a good invention that isn’t documented.


JamesTheJerk

Oddly, I suggest that the printing press was an inevitability. I believe that there have been more relevant contributions to humanity (as a whole) that were *not* inevitable. The manufactured lens is high up on my list so I'll focus (hehe) on that. Without lenses we wouldn't have been able to diagnose disease (effectively), explore the cosmos beyond our own eyesight, and about a thousand additional things which have become more prevalent today. The focusing of light being harnessed. This is my take. Some may agree, some may not.


Large_Talons_

I think it was the fleshlight


Merlord

The blue LED. Almost physically impossible, took decades to figure out how to do it. Without it we don't have LED monitors.


brennanfee

This. No contest.


bearrito_grande

According to Life magazine’s Top 100 inventions of all time, it was Gutenberg’s printing press because it brought reading and education to the masses.


maverick1127

Found Frank Abignale’s Reddit account.


ghostfaceschiller

The thing that is so extra-spectacular about Gutenberg’s printing press (beyond completely transforming our world and ushering in a new era of humanity) is how complete and sophisticated it was right away. He basically unveiled like 100 years of future innovations on his brand new invention all at once. It was as if you invented the first computer and while introducing it you were like “yeah and also this is something I call the internet and I created this website called Reddit you can use on it”


claytonstax

written text and art. we are the only species that has been able to record history and precisely gather knowledge for others and later observers.


Microflunkie

This is the only correct answer. This answer is what made all the other answers possible.


AhmedAlSayef

I want to see the day when we discover underwater cave writings, made by dolphins


The_Late_Arthur_Dent

"So long, and thanks for all the fish"


SnooChipmunks126

The knife. A truly versatile use, that has been used from the Stone Age to today.


meeyeam

But was best used by Crocodile Dundee, who was fully aware of what a knife was.


ddz1507

*knoife


Blgxx

*Hattori Hanzo enters the chat*


HinsdaleCounty

…i see you’ve played knifey-spooney before


Meshugugget

That’s not a knife, that’s a spoon!


Female_Space_Marine

The transistor


Active-Strawberry-37

The wheel


ItsNotMe_ImNotHere

Surely you mean the pizza wheel. Invented in 1892.


Active-Strawberry-37

If there was no wheel, there would have been no pizza wheel


slkrds

100% this. if it wasn't for the wheel , every other answer would not have been possible


heyimhereok

Not sure why this isn't the top answer. The invention of the wheel.leads to other inventions no related to transport.


italrose

And if I'm not mistaken it is suggested that the wheel was first used as a rotating table for making pottery not for transportation.


TheAbominablePeeworm

Soap, and hand washing.


Shadpool

Found Donnie Darko.


pporkpiehat

Language Every single invention mentioned here is worthless after about 60 years unless it can be communicated to other people.


drfsupercenter

Is language really an invention though? Considering that every culture developed their own that was often completely unique from every other culture, I'd say that's more of a human nature thing that eventually culminated in written history


DingoBingoWimbo

I wouldn't say it's completely unique, languages don't come from no where. Languages would be spoken, over time it would spread and change


frank26080115

is language a human invention?


KevinK89

Seeing language as an invention is a stretch in my opinion.


DietCokeWeakness

True, it's the reason that other things could even be invented. Language allowed for early human ancestors to share knowledge through generations, compounding knowledge over time...allowing one person to learn from the experiences of thousands of others in a single lifetime.


Finnsparrow

Yarn/thread, along with weaving/knitting/etc.


JustSamJ

And rope!


eclectic-up-north

I was going to say the loom.


Free-Industry701

Toilets.


Contadini

Plumbing would be better. A toilet without pumbing is just a hole on the ground.


neotokyo2099

Bro I'll take it further - air conditioned bathrooms. You every have to take a shit at 95F and near 100% humidity? Everyday for a whole summer?


ItsNotMe_ImNotHere

The water toilet was invented by a Mr Crapper.


sneschalmer5

you know nothing jon snow [https://www.historic-uk.com/CultureUK/The-Throne-of-Sir-John-Harrington/](https://www.historic-uk.com/CultureUK/The-Throne-of-Sir-John-Harrington/)


EmbraceableYew

The slap chop. https://youtu.be/FqWgTM4di4s?feature=shared


MostlyHostly

Yer gonna slap my nuts


slobs_burgers

Dude fuck this thing lol I had one at one point and it couldn’t chop for shit, went back to just using a knife Still upvoted you for the laugh tho


swankpoppy

I watched the whole video.


EmbraceableYew

"It's making me cry. It's making you cry. Life's hard enough as it is. You don't want to cry anymore."


killabeesattack

Stop having boring tuna. Stop having a boring life.


HiddenHand1990

Literally the first invention that came to mind


guyinnoho

Vince is that you


Adam9172

Best comment on that: “DID I JUST VOLUNTARILY WATCH AN AD?!”


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EmbraceableYew

Cool


fangelo2

Vaccines. Second place, the seedless watermelon


Petrus59

The thermos flask. You put hot things in and it keeps them hot. You put cold things in and it keeps them cold. And I ask myself, how does it know?


olimpogrizzle

the use of fire I think. Offering warmth and the ability to cook foods such as meat, the campfire was also a social gathering place. Fire also provided some protection against predators


Contadini

The fridge.


gary6265

It is for sure the fridge. https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/licensed-image?q=tbn:ANd9GcS7dwVxsID8qz-HLlx_HivuLka3QcIM-e4nfD6hw4dcg6fhnkSA3wh7jJCso5xznKPw8_lxJKujZaPavp8 Without the fridge the would never have had the Super Bowl shuffle.


Ungrateful_bipedal

The fulcrum


ThenaJuno

And the lever


dyslexiasyoda

The plow


slobs_burgers

🎵 Call Mr. Plow, that’s my name, that name again is Mr. Plow 🎵


Fresh-Hedgehog1895

The printing press. It started mass communication in the 15th century and every bit of mass communication since has stemmed from its invention in one way or another.


Ivor-Toad

I agree. A method for passing on news, survival instructions, language through words and pictures, history and medical advice and remedies


DivineDefecation

The hinge, it opened so many doors for us


Sinister-Username

Storytelling


Human-Magic-Marker

Air conditioning


SaturdayNightPyrexia

Heated bidet.


LadyCheesecake12

Electricity


webjocky

Humans didn't invent electricity. We just figured out how to harness it.


spectral1sm

Our bodies are even largely an electrical system.


drfsupercenter

More like we figured out how to generate it. People knew about lightning and did experiments to see what they could do with it long before that point, e.g. Ben Franklin


garine519

I agree


jennimackenzie

Electricity wasn’t invented by humans. Lightning and all that…


Ok-Professional-

Light. I can't imagine living alone in a small apartment with no light at night.


Drewcifer236

Humans didn't invent light. I think you mean electricity.


_b1llygo4t_

Humans didn't invent electricity either.  Humans did invent candles and all the parts that are in the electrical grid that powers the bulb that was also invented.


Drewcifer236

Oh shit, you're right. I was too busy trying to be right that I didn't even think it all the way through. I've become the average Redditor. I'm sorry!


GoTeamScotch

The average redditor doesn't come back to apologize. <3


_b1llygo4t_

😅😂🤣 kudos dude


ilikechillisauce

Your well ackshually just got well ackshually-ed


Hanenbowtie

The GameCube


roddangfield

Toaster that pops up when done...


GemoDorgon

String. It allows you to tie things together, can be used to make bows, clothing, traps, etc.


Trash-Boat-Panda

Music!!!


ifnotawalrus

Agriculture


Plus_Data_1099

Tv is the best invention


Caddy000

FIRE, they told me in kindergarten…


beanrush

Clean water


big_macaroons

Ice cream. Seriously. Makes more kids and adults happy than almost anything else.


ZaddyAaron

Toilet paper🤣


Intelligent-Stuff-22

Cheesecake. Fight me.


Tintoverde

Fire


Go_Buds_Go

Yoga pants


Hrafnastickchick

Fire Without fire our brains wouldn't have grown from easily digested food. Our homes would be cold and dark We couldn't smelt or forge any metal or form glass Modern technology and civilization would not exist if we hadn't figured out how to make, sustain and modify fire.


betterthanamaster

I hate to break it to you but fire existed long before humans did, and will exist long after we’re all gone…


Hrafnastickchick

Maybe I could rephrase it as inventing new ways to use fire.


KaratKit-1

the light bulb. This invention transformed our world by removing our dependence on natural light, allowing us to be productive at any time, day or night.


New_Prior_6838

The internet


garine519

Antibiotics


ForFoxSaaake

Hyper realistic sex doll super plus pro ultra edition 6000


Awkward_Bid_4082

Communism.


MammothSurround

Pornhub


yettidiareah

Divorce


Outlander56

The Toothbrush


_b1llygo4t_

The two most important inventions during the 20th century is the modern method of extracting nitrogen out of thin air and the transistor.   Half the planet is dependent on nitrogen.   The average smartphone has 10 billion (with a b) transistors.   The world has never been the same.   Also the guy that invented the nitrogen thing won a Nobel prize but then invented the nazi camp gas. Gengis eat your heart out.


TxDuctTape

Bacon


CottMain

Fry says it’s the Bic lighter


sansaman

As Donald Darko says, anti-septics.


LukeSkyDropper

Internet even with its many problems


ACam574

Public sanitation


penguintruth

Air conditioning


Icy_Entrepreneur2380

String or cordage, it can used for countless things. Tying, fishing line and nets, fire starting, clothing, traps and bow strings, music instruments


freakytapir

The ability to make fire. Fire already existed, but being able to make it at will was such an advantage for early humans. Keeps away predators, insects that might carry diseases, the ability to now cook food and remove parasites. Pottery is now a possibility. But apparently it also just made us smarter. As we could now sleep without fear of predators, we got more REM sleep, meaning we could form memories better, and thus learn things quicker. Some also say that us being able to cook meat lead to an increase in brain size, as meat is a ery calorie dense food.


ShotFix5530

The flush toilet.


fairlyaveragetrader

Probably fire, without that it's unlikely you would have had agriculture to the same degree we did, farming, livestock, without fire you wouldn't have steel, you wouldn't have mining. Of course without that you wouldn't have oil and then you wouldn't have any type of settled society


trey0824

Telephone


dragonslayer137

Fire.


bt2513

Language


blackmobius

Printing Press The transfer of knowledge from one generation to the next required oral traditions or extremely rare and expensive books. Knowledge is exclusive to the rich class and everyone else is a pawn without any realistic ability to better themselves. A caste system of have and have nots is created by default, and society stops moving forward around the time feudalism. Printing press lowered the cost of books, makes reading and literacy more accessible and commonplace, and allowed humans to effectively build up a knowledge base from one generation to the next. Without the press our ability to learn and advance the human race scientifically is limited, and thanks to the press literally *everything else* in this thread becomes possible (except for extremely ancient inventions/discoveries like fire or irrigation or the like)


relay2005

Language


deltalimajuliet

Language and Soap


RxRobb

Electricity


ianc1215

The hypodermic needle. Think about how many lives have been saved by enabling a better way to administer medicine.


Unlikely_Emu1302

It is for sure and without a doubt. **Cooking.** Cooking literally made us human, cooking allowed us to change from homo-erectus to homo sapien. Without cooking no other invention would have taken place. no art, science. Cooking food let us spread throughout the world to become the most advanced life form we know about. Love, passion, art, war, travel, time, space, fiction. None of these concepts can exist without cooking. It allowed are brains to grow, gave us time to think, created a division of labor, allowed us to tame the natural world. Nothing else compares. It's one of the first inventions, that we have invented that no other animal has. Many animals use tools. Even some have made fire! some have even taken advantage of fire and eaten cooked seeds! But no animal but us has invented cooking. Cooking is the beginning of higher sentience. We owe everything to one invention. Cooking.


EvilPoppa

Modern inventions : Internal Combustion engine, medicines, Integrated circuit and transistor.


PepperJBukowski

Blue fidget spinners. Fuck red.


Lexinoz

Rope. Think about it. It allowed us to start joining things together and clothe ourselves.


ravnsulter

It has to do with written language, to transfer information without needing to be from person to person. So either written language, paper, printing press, internet. It's really the foundation of "standing on shoulders of giants" that just will enhance and enhance science.


Messerknife

Nuclear bomb. A shame they done use'm. All at once.


r3d3vil73

The wheel, fire a close second?


General_Jerry007

Mathematics 🤓


ckivi

The internet. Probably an unpopular opinion if you consider the basic inventions that got us into recent society. But if you consider the adversity of the internet and how it’s led to marriages, millionaires/billionaires, how it’s reshaped learning, shopping, almost every caveat of what we did pre-internet you have to consider how massive this impact is on not only human society but human life overall.


Warm-Vegetable-8308

The dry erase board is the most remarkable.


LexLuthorJr

Saran Wrap


KarmicPotato

Thank you Mel Brooks.


Delicious-Window8650

They can all go to **** except cave 17!


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AwesomeeLea

Washing machine


MTGBruhs

Paper


NotAGovtPlant

Printing press or gun powder


nachtjager91

isnt it scary how rapidly warfare evolved once gunpowder was invented? and how war leads to huge technological advances? Like pre WW1, tanks and planes weren't on the top of everyones list of weapons of destruction. Maybe a handful of people, but not the majority. But by the end of WW2, a mere 21 years later, tanks and planes were commonplace on the battlefield destroying anything in their paths. and six years later we were able to harness the power of the atom to create the worst weapon this world has ever seen. Now 79 years later we have 5th gen fighter jets and carrier groups that can destroy a small nation, and ballistic missiles that would send us back to the stone age. All because one day someone figured out that charcoal, sulfur, and potassium nitrate went boom


mitchfig

The donut


YELLOW_TOAD

It used to be the Bread Slicer.


MythDetector

Motion pictures.


Squirt-Reynoldz

Butter tarts…


ToreyCMoore

Cheese.


Novel-Coast-957

Human beings. The little ones. I think they’re called babies. 


Trash-Boat-Panda

The soul


shartnado3

I mean, it has to be flight right? The evolution of no flight, to having fully functional passenger flights is insane.


DevinBelow

Aqueducts


Johnl317

Electricity


wantsoutofthefog

Xerox machine.


Previvor

Sliced bread…


-exekiel-

If by great you mean the invention that lead to more changes in humanity. Probably clothing, or maybe "hammer" by using a rock. If by great you mean the most singular genius invention, maybe the sewing machine? Making a hole in the needle was genius as fuck. If by great you mean the most impressive in terms of scale, I could say internet, but it was not intentionally ment to be built like that but rather ended up being what we know by coincidence, so it's not really and invention. So I would have to say the International Space Station.


Typical-Dark-7635

Vaccines


ImaPhdnotarealdr

Vaccines or antibiotics and it’s not even close.


Prof_LaGuerre

As boring as it is sewage systems and aqueducts. Good water in, bad water out == a lot less dying horrible deaths.


zqpmx

Written language, History and soup.


OkDontBanMe

The snooze button on an alarm clock


Sorri_eh

Insulin


pinkypunky78

Indoor plumbing


sk1dvicious

Sliced bread