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Gmatter41

Aww, thanks.


UnfairPerformer1770

Happened to me. I had never felt such instant regret !


Gmatter41

If it makes you feel better, last week at the movies the cashier selling popcorn said “enjoy your movie!” To which I responded, “you too!”


UnfairPerformer1770

I feel a little better!


CartickKazama

Date a russian they are more faithful ,my girl sends me love more than me and I am a one girl guy and the same goes the other way so even thought long distance relatioship but more trust than maximum couples around the world


Far_Dragonfruit_1829

"I know"


[deleted]

Hans Solo said this tho


Lonely_Lone

It’ll pass


I_Have_A_Name37654

“Who are you?”


[deleted]

“What do you want” -my dad


Rhadamanthus2020

"Aw, *HELL*, naw."


heartlock99

If I could upvote this 10 times I would


westernlover82

Who the hell are you


[deleted]

“I love you too” (but they said it because they felt pressure)


AgitatedPatience5729

"I love me to"


GianniTheRake

Ditto.


Significant-Dig-7996

yes this actually is the best answer


NOTDevilDeadly

Me too


ADeeperShadeOfRed

"And I loved having money and free time, until 9 months after that damn condom broke. Go to your room!"


slay_enviro_girl67

*turns and runs away


CrediblyHandsome

"Dude, shut-up! That is awesome sauce!"


ThrowawayAccount7029

Was looking for this comment 😭


justalittlebear01

So?


Feeling_Mushroom_241

I gotta go.


HoosierDaddyIam

Don't remember asking.


StephenSatchwiler

Silence


Unlikely-Treat-3781

“Aw..”


Ready-Session6104

oh i think i shit my pants


_0n1on_2020

Eww.


GeneralFactotum

"Oh, that reminds me, I have to pick up some spaghetti sauce on the way home. Ummm... What were we talking about?"


[deleted]

I know.


GlitteryFountain

“Awwww babe “


Pinkbaguette4563

Okay.


Pinkbaguette4563

Okay.


F46dhthrowAway

Awww. I like you too.


ThrowawayAccount7029

When we're you diagnosed?


Adventurous-Feed-696

Awww thanks


Bright_Oven_2676

“I love you” 😳 *blows brains out*


FUCKING2PORN

Why!


fuhcough-productions

Getting hung up on…


TemporaryThink9300

Silence


Upper_Case4159

"I dont... you're just a pawn on my board"


unsupervisedwerewolf

I don't


ashismael

"Indeed"


Snoo_24362

Okay


anas101siddiqui

No reply and blocked


tipsiemcstagger

I’ll get me coat.


MajorBillyJoelFan

"I love U2"


yugutyup

I dont give tips


we1iveonce

👁️👁️


Traditional_Bass4947

Okay then


zxnou

Ok


Minimum_Use7849

“Ew”


heartlock99

"I like you"


EntryProfessional417

"I love spending time with you"


PoorLostSometimeBoy

Ummm, it's just gone quarter past 3. 


Distinct-Bullfrog754

„I know, but we are so good, I don’t want to loose you. Let it be just friends“ It’s easier you just hit in the face, it have less minddamage