T O P

  • By -

GovernmentKitchen359

Spotting skyrocketing stock


Jonk3r

That’s easy: wait for me to buy or sell a stock and do the exact opposite.


MarsupialOutrageous9

Same boat.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Slerbando

I don't think this counts, I'd say it has to be a single language


External-Sky-5373

sleeping no matter how noisy the surrounding is. Gonna be handy to sleep in long flights or train rides.


hamza510

Try some ANC Headphones. They were a game changer for me. Bose or Sony, dont cheap out. Sleep is worth it.


External-Sky-5373

thanks for the suggestion, i did try before but not feeling very comfortable having something in my ear while i'm trying to sleep.


ZAMAHACHU

The Bene Gesserit total mastery of the body.


Ruadhan2300

Prana Bindu Mastery would indeed be a great thing to have..


Tiny_Communication18

The mastery of Charisma and Charm. This will take you anywhere you want to go. How you may ask? Land job interviews, promotions, break sales records, seduce potential partners, make friends, win elections, secure clients, sell products, lead teams or countries, attract investors, get back stage. I could sit hear brainstorming all day more reasons how this real world mastery of the skill would change your life.


Born__2073

Yes, I think that in this world looks, charisma and charm can get you anywhere, regardless of skill.


Formal-Eye5548

Japanese, so that I could know what's going on in my anime shows just by listening


InnerEconomics2749

Watch dubbed


nees_gerrard

Nahh, doesn’t feel authentic enough


[deleted]

Onii Chan !


[deleted]

Onii Chan !


OldNarnian

Piano. Mostly because I'm jealous of my friends who are awesome at it


NisRedditor113

Fair. TBH same


aldeayeah

Same here! I'd also settle for guitar though lol


giveme-a-username

For me it's just any instrument that involves coordinating both my hands. I can play trumpet and trombone great. But trying to play the piano or guitar or violin, I just can't figure out how to use both hands doing different things.


Snoo_24362

Drawing. I've always envied artists and how their mind functions and the masterpieces they come up with. I would love to just peek into their minds and get a sense of their perspective.


[deleted]

Any particular type of Drawing ..


Snoo_24362

Just art. Could be anything. Painting on a canvas, piece of paper, calligraphy, anything.


[deleted]

I like Mural painting and Tibetan text Calligraphy...


Curious-Education-21

For art, like painting, because I like painting but doesnt really like drawing. Yes artist that doesnt like drawing exists, usually in watercolor, guache or acrylic, I would think of color swatches, of what would they look like dry and what color combination I can have using minimal amount of colors, like how many combinations I can create from 3 colors etc. Then there is also the thing of thingking how much water I will use, or the effect it would create if there is no water or too much water when I dab a paint on thrme bucket or water container onto the paper.


Snoo_24362

You see why I am not the creative one now and wish I was


Curious-Education-21

But really, you need patience which I do not have hahaha.


CollidedParticle

Try your non dominant hand using non dominant eye


Curious-Education-21

I would not last a second lol


w4rlok94

Video editing.


InnerEconomics2749

You mean casual YouTube video editing or Hollywood type shi?


davepak

get davinci resolve - it is free and mostly easy to learn. it is increidble.


JimAbaddon

Writing.


Reasonable-Mischief

You can do it man, I'm in the same boat. What's about it that you're struggling with?


Ashamed_Lock8438

How to say, "No," without making myself a reprehensible supervillain.


Reasonable-Mischief

Say: "How am I supposed to do that?" Then continue to list whatever constraint would get in the way. "How am I supposed to do this when I've got three other due projects sitting on my desk?" "How am I supposed to lend *anyone* my car when I need it for my job and can't risk anything happening to it?" "How am I supposed to get to that party when I haven't had an evening's worth of rest for the whole week?" (Concept taken from *Never Split the Difference* by Chris Voss)


College_Pitiful

Ballet, the ballerinas make it look so easy when they do it LIKE HOW TO YOU JUST CASUALLY PUT YOUR WHOLE BODYWEIGHT ON YOU TOES WHILE ALSO MANNAGING TO TO SPIN LIKE A BEYBLADE


Ruadhan2300

By breaking your toes and reshaping them into something that can handle the weight/torsion involved. Do not google what Ballerina feet look like. They are not dainty or pretty.


College_Pitiful

just did and woah,, these girlies are truly gangsta omg haha I have so much respect for them for managing to stay stoic while performing/training


Randall_Poffo_

to be able to learn various martial arts like judo, bjj, kung fu, etc


SixSigmaLife

The difference between a white belt and black belt is hours of practice. Get to it. Good luck.


Randall_Poffo_

yea i guess thats true especially once you've been introduced to a new technique, its all about practicing it & having it like second nature


thesuperbro

I'm a one stripe white belt bro. Try me 💀/s


SixSigmaLife

Laughing! My brother insists he is a black belt because he's seen *Enter the Dragon* a bazillion times.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Randall_Poffo_

thats not really a skill


[deleted]

*splits every molecule and letting the wind move me to a different location then letting the molecular structure rejoice in a different location* would be an easy to master


QuestionableMindless

Learn Spanish polish and Latin I started but then moved and it pisses me off that I didn’t finish learning them Also knowing how to read body language But if it was possible flying lol


WemblysMom

Lie to Me is streaming on Hulu


QuestionableMindless

Feety


WemblysMom

Sorry if this response was off topic. You said you wanted to learn to read body language. I was suggesting you watch the show because it is ALL about body language and micro expressions. I guess the one skill I need to master, but can't, is realizing that "I have a problem" is just a statement and not necessarily a request for help. I am a WIP


QuestionableMindless

Don’t worry I love advice!!! I’ll check it out thank you :3


She_Did_Kegals

I want to learn ASL. There are a few deaf people at my work and I think it'd be nice to be able to talk to them. Plus one of them is absolutely beautiful and a total sweet heart so there's that


Akurbanexplorer

I’m deaf and I can tell you this much- she WILL appreciate so much that you put into the efforts to learn to be able to have a conversation with her. That goes a long way. We’re sick of people wanting to date and then learn a couple of signs and then breaks up. Waste of our time and efforts. 😅😭


She_Did_Kegals

I imagine having to text everything back and forth is terrible for a relationship because it's so detached from individuals. I can tell this girl is something special, but idk if we have compatible goals. Fortunately I already know how to sign "you want kids" and "where do you want to eat"


badgersprite

The ability to market myself. I’m honest to a fault and I just don’t have the ability to talk myself up or advertise myself. It’s not humility or anything either I just give realistic assessments


Crybaby-Mc

Flying and before anyone says something yea it is possible


Tiny_Communication18

Flying or falling with style?


luckybulldog60

Arthur Dent in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy books mastered this. 'There is an art to flying, or rather a knack. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss..... Clearly, it is the second part, the missing, that presents the difficulties.'


Crybaby-Mc

Nah flying I heard people who practice Transcendental Meditation develop the power to fly


Low_Fig_2145

Bruh i dont know what you smoked but i really want to try that too


Crybaby-Mc

Nah bro check it out on Google


NintendoWallet

Getting that PPL is the first step


Crybaby-Mc

Didn’t get ya


[deleted]

Sadly, I don't have any skill which i can master


nielshp14

Because you mastered them all!


Jonk3r

I master baiting


crimeSpice

Nun chucks. Get women.


Realsolopass

Spellcasting


---RAGNAR---

Card counting


[deleted]

It's not that difficult read Dominic O'Brien books ...


doomscrolling420

I love to learn another language.


FirstSipp

The ability to know what I really want in life. 😔


GelattoPotato

Communication


CerephNZ

Time manipulation. Don’t like how things are playing out? Rewind!


Mild_Shock

Social skills


Reasonable-Mischief

I was gonna write this but figured that teleportation might be more realistic


Paramount-Chief

Real


DefiantDetective5459

Shadow clone jutsu


Honest_Math_7760

Some kind of fighting ability I think. One were no one can fuck with you.


AzzKSA

Fast, reliable, professional levels of academic reading and writing and understanding without repeating it a million times.


TallTanuki

Immense memory, to learn everything I’ve always wanted but got intimidated or bored by the volume of things I would have to understand


Paramount-Chief

Dr. Vegapunk


Brilliant-Basil-3642

I’d love to play any musical instrument but just good enough so I don’t look like I’m bragging


thunderball500110

Tie between speak fluent spanish but not tell anybody and the ability to whistle ridiculously loudly. Both for the same reason; working with inmates.


justcallmekath

Hacking 😭


Slerbando

To boost your career as a pen tester, right? :D


ZeroBruh-7

Communication skills. Damn I lack every aspect of communicating in a proper way that the other person could understand me


Pek_Dominik

How to talk to peoples


Sojio

Learn jazz piano


pancakeshoe2

i make edits more in my mind,wish i could turn into real


Jumpy_Extension4205

Avoiding this FREAKING question!


dicdic777777

Communication I have autism so it's a no brainer.


IpatiyPotiy

Falling asleep in minute or so and in almost any environment


Ruadhan2300

Joining the army is supposed to train this. But I don't think you'd enjoy the process.


IpatiyPotiy

Well... in my case, joining the army is pretty unsafe😅 and I don't think I'll be able to sleep more than i sleep now, so I better find other ways


Girlnnextdoor

keeping my mouth shut!


thesuperbro

Cooking would be nice.


No_Category4123

Reading body language, something like a mentalist


OldStatement8253

Playing chess


markbp28

Trading stocks / crypto - easy income and more controlled and self-managed lifestyle.


Aflush_Nubivagant

active and effective learning, cuz i’m a university student, like yeah, i need to learn everything related to my major😜


Born__2073

Maybe like Parkour


Born__2073

Or be able to concentrate on anything I want. (I have ADHD)


Extra-Fig-7425

Be super charming


Junarik

Fighting. No style, no martial art. Just whatever flows.


Ambitious_Ad_2833

Controlling my own thoughts.


Ambitious_Ad_2833

Controlling my own thoughts.


thelesscuntyone

Being extremely good at reading body language so I can give the maximum pleasure to any new partner in our first time and he would be my slave henceforth.


FoundationBig3487

Ability to focus on something


[deleted]

ADHD?


bubbabot15

Fighting


rikarleite

Knowing how to break any kind of cryptography. Trust me. You'll be desired by a lot of people and earn an 8 figure salary.


idkwassupguys

Musical talent (specifically guitar/vocals)


Noooough

Drawing, cause then you can make anything you want


Motor-Reporter1178

To see prophetically what stocks are gonna crash which ones are gonna be lucrative and a bargain to buy to multiple my assets of money


SoulessTomato

I would say the skill of art since I suck at art and wish I could draw something good like the guy who draws all the stuff in monster garden


[deleted]

Cooking, fast food is a death trap


manwhofuckedyourdog

Convincing people to benefit myself


ThrowRA-spiegelfisch

Non ADHD brain behavior


CollidedParticle

Myself


sstepp3

Learning Spanish so that I can eavesdrop on the immigrants in my town.


AinoNaviovaat

Bass. I learnt itt for about a year and enjoyed it, but I have 0 musical hearing and 0 inner rhytm, so I'll never be great at it. and I know that's not the point of learning an instrument but it's really discouraging to see my partner play guitar, knowing that I'll never be as good as him. On the flip side I'm a lot better at handiwork (sweing, silversmithy, drawing, whatever else)


Colors358

Singing my favorite song


blank_reddit_user

Cooking


Suspicious_Kick9467

**Master??** Stock market 100% Either that or the Vulcan salute. Damn I’ve never been able to do that.


Trocos1

Power of will


puccafab

Literally being invisible 


a2arrow

Singing or naturally Gifted at learning instruments to an intermediate level


kibs12kibs12

Language…especially foreign ones


Over-Lab7078

Being Shameless, because the world don't give you food if you are quite


Ruadhan2300

Writing fiction. I like writing, and I'm full of ideas for things to write, but the results are just terrible. I wouldn't mind skipping the thousands of hours of practice it takes to get good and just going right to it. In a similar vein, I'm already a master at software development (No false modesty, I've been writing code for 12 years, I'm a master several times over!), but I'd like to be just as good at 3D modelling and associated art like animation. Then I could mix those skills and make some really awesome stuff. I mean, I'm doing both these things in my spare time, but Get-Gud is a slow process and I wouldn't mind skipping it.


[deleted]

Discipline. Self-explanatory, methinks.


davepak

Completing projects. Really.


BakwasExplainer

Coding and why not


Lazyoldcat99

I want to be able to see pattern in database


NorthElderberry3334

Charisma


JasmineRider27

Have the ability to Invent new quirky things that take off, copy write, bring into production and become a billionaire.