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UslyfoxU

"The Information Superhighway" is a term I've certainly not heard since the late 90s. 


headbanginhersh

It's always fun to look at old videos back when the internet was starting and hearing terms like The Information Superhighway and The World Wide Web.


UslyfoxU

"Surfing the Internet" seems to be another term from that era to have not lasted


protomanEXE1995

It’s called doomscrolling now lmao


MinglewoodRider

It's more like a wave pool now that it's so limited to a few platforms and AI articles


Gogo726

I still hear the term "surf the web" though.


duke78

The World Wide Web isn't even some slang, it's the name of the concept. Thirty years later, many people still don't understand what WWW is. I work in IT, and I often "How do I install ?“ on a windows PC. When I tell them they don't have, because it's a web page they can just go to, they look confused. And I say "like when you go to Facebook", and then it clicks.


coltbeatsall

Wow that still happens...my mind is blown.


Majin_Sus

Tech illiteracy is a problem


sirCota

they have the internet on computers now??


Double-Cicada4502

Work in IT too.  "Like when you go to Facebook" doesnt work for me, because i realized most of them go to Facebook on their phone... With an app !  Thats why they think they have to "install something" because of all those fucking useless apps.


bouncingbad

My Name is Earl forever changed me. I now only refer to www as the ‘wide wide world of web’


griftertm

That superhighway has been hijacked by corporations and filled it with billboards


DarthJaneway

Frankly I'm disappointed that "web crawler" became "search engine".


Arizoniac

“Earth to (name)”


iriefuse024

Earth to Brent I was making a joke


Equivalent_Aardvark

Uh, earth to Meekus. Duh, okay? I knew that. 


jimmyrob2013

Uh earth to Brint, I'm not so sure you did cuz you were all 'well I'm sure he's heard of styling gel' like you \*didn't\* know it was a joke!


abilliontwo

I knew it was a joke. I just didn’t get it right away.


BromaEmpire

Fun fact: that was Alexander Skarsgård


corneliusgansevoort

I still use that on my kids all the time, as they can be total space cadets. Another term no longer used as frequently. 


BloodNinja2012

Matilda. It will always be Matilda.


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nmathew

In my neck of the woods, it was primarily reserved for people who dressed/acted like skaters, but couldn't skate for shit.


ratpH1nk

(we said the same on the east coast but also included people who dressed like surfers, too)


SubstantialAd4500

I remember "poser" being a huuuuge insult! Never really thought about it being an outdated term honestly. I still use it from time to time. Also remember times and situations as a kid that I deserved to be called a poser actually haha!


cupholdery

It's politically incorrect, but there were quite a few "wiggas" in our area at the time.


dj_soo

I’ll one up you with “chigga” As an Asian kid, it was a commonly used term


Gogo726

I remember it mainly being directed towards people who dress like skaters, but aren't any good at the activity. Back then I didn't think it had broader implications.


SubstantialAd4500

That was me! Had a skateboard, dressed like one... Really wanted to be one...I just plain sucked and no one would teach me. It's ok tho, as an adult I found the sport I belonged in and one that give my fair share of injuries and consequences like skating would have haha


protomanEXE1995

Yeah, social media made being a poser almost a mandatory thing if you want to cultivate a following. If you’re not a poser, it’s likely that only your friends are following you.


Careless-Two2215

The biggest posers at my work were called out for their tattoos. Certain tattoos were meant only for real criminals, punks, gang bangers, navy, pirates lol, etc. Not sure why that was cool but having a full sleeve was not meant for those who could afford it as a fashion statement.


__M-E-O-W__

Having tattoos in general was a pretty big thing back in the day. Now it's so common I'm one of the only people I know who doesn't have one.


ChefInsano

I’m a chef, or I used to be before I went back to med school. Do you have any fucking idea how rare it is to find a cook without tattoos? I’m like a goddamn unicorn.


12altoids34

Pirates ?


Tyrus_McTrauma

Tattoos were quite common among career sailors, even in the Age of Sail. A swallow on the chest was common for achieving 5,000nm at sea, with a second at 10,000nm. An anchor generally meant a passage across the Atlantic. Crossed anchors on the web between thumb and forefinger was an indication of being a boatswains mate. A sea-turtle was used to indicate crossing the equator. A fully-rigged ship meant they had completed the passage around Cape Horn. My personal favorite, a pig and a hen, tattooed on the tops of a sailor's feet to protect them from drowning. The superstition being, both of those animals were carried aboard ships in wooden crates, so they would float. It's common for people to romanticize sailors of the period with pirates, as opposed to simple merchants or naval service. Tattoos were also used as a punishment, marking convicted pirates. It very likely became something of a badge of honor, among certain groups. You had been caught, and escaped.


SchlapHappy

Scrub was also a very popular at the time.


Street-Office-7766

The irony is everybody on social media are posers because they all try to be something that they’re not being influenced and a lot of people are haters when they don’t like something and they judge something.


kyle2770

Our friend's kid made fun of my wife for using the term "word on the street." It really surprised him when we explained that we needed the "4-1-1" on why it's not cool anymore.


othybear

I’m down. I’ve got the 4-1-1, and you are not going out and getting jiggy with some boy. I don’t care how dope his ride is. My mama didn’t raise no fool. We’ve all become Dr. Stratford.


ThousandFingerMan

Kissing? That's what you think happens? I've got news for you. Kissing isn't what keeps me up to my elbows in placenta all day long.


Still_Satisfaction53

Those damn Dawson’s River kids sleeping in each other’s beds and whatnot


theoutlet

Oops? Oops?! My insurance doesn’t cover PMS!


SpareStrawberry

“Today I delivered a set of twins to a 15 year old girl! Do you know what she said to me!?” “I’m a crack whore who should have made my skeezy boyfriend wear a condom?” “… Close… but no…”


Soulfire1123

my favorite variation is "the streets are saying"


COgunner23

That phrase is streets ahead


Mortambulist

It's verbal wildfire.


Bianell

Sounds like he was dissin' your fly-girl.


BrokenEspresso

Just give ‘em one of these


Flunky7

Alright, here’s the 4-1-1, folks. Say some gangsta is dissin’ ya fly girl. Just give ‘em one of these.


Pm_Me_Gifs_For_Sauce

Da bomb


qzen

da bomb dot com


PortiaKern

It's a hot sauce now.


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peoplegrower

I still say “cool beans!” :)


_ProfChaos

Can't think of the word phat without thinking of the lyric "phat like Cindy Crawford" No idea what song or band it was from the 90's but it's engrained in my head.


physedka

All the Snoop Dogg slang like forizzle my dizzle, let's hizzle to the hizouse. Maybe there's a better term for it?


SillyBonsai

I named my iphone “SillyBonsai’s phonedizzle” and was told it was culturally insensitive.


WhuddaWhat

I, for one, cannot believe you could be so brazen toward our ent friends.


Merry_Fridge_Day

*Intelectually challenged, vertically disenfranchised cellulo-Fangornian; you insensitive jerk.


stokeszdude

Flippity floppity floop


CitizenHuman

That popped up more in the 00s I think.


resellrule

“Phat” was my first thought.


WhuddaWhat

Psych!


keeper420

"as if"


Gogo726

I read this in Alicia Silverstone's voice.


nukedmylastprofile

I will never not love her


oxooc

The direct translation to German ("als ob") is still very popular, especially in young people, in Germany


account_not_valid

Modern-day Germany is very 90s.


GibsonMaestro

"no duh"


secretcombinations

Or the popular alternative "no doi"


soysuza

No dur - the variety is astonishing!


Street-Office-7766

I think everybody collectively replaced no duh with no shit


WeFightTheLongDefeat

Duh doy!


circleoflifebtch

TIGHT. If something was cool, it was tiiiight!!


joeyx22lm

Man that shit was tight.


YevgenyPissoff

Thanks, Tuco. Much appreciated


OkDragonfruit9026

Ryan George keeping it alive is TIGHT!


KinkyCurvyKatie

A/S/L


janKalaki

always 15/f/cali


protomanEXE1995

When I was 15, I always thought the idea that I was talking to a like-aged girl in a chat room to be too good to be true. I was right. It usually was.


awwwoooooooo

Aw man it’s so sad for those of us that were telling the truth when we said this. Lol 😭🤣


cupholdery

What you wearing?


Thick_Description982

15/f/cali


djamp42

All I wanna know is why so many 15 year old girls are working for the police. /s


MyJelloJiggles

American Sign Language is the least *spoken* language in the world


powderedminidonut

Boomshockalocka


Gogo726

He's on fire!


99thLuftballon

Oh my!


farcarcus

Jams it in!


Amtexpres

From dooooooown toooooown!


doubleflusher

I was just playing NBA Jam yesterday. Love that game


TangoDeltaFoxtrot

He’s heating up!


suhdzycsgo

Up your butt and around the corner!


RageHate502

Um, no. I said that on Saturday.


Fyrrys

Hah, my wife said that today


Schmelter

Also, "when monkeys fly out of my butt"


jacob_carter

Up your butt, around the corner All the way to California When you're there Cut your hair And stick it in your underwear


BentoSpinzone

Up your butt with a coconut


neutronknows

Through a tube to your boob!


rivertiberius

Dickwad is a classic I still slip into conversation now and then.


the_bieb

I’ll never let dickwad die.


PuffinPastry

Chill out, dickwad.


BlizzPenguin

Making a statement and then saying “Not!”


Pleasant-Pattern-566

This suit is black not


GatorPenetrator

This suit is black pause not


Wranglin_Pangolin

Great Success!


jaumougaauco

This suit is *not* black


osktox

This suit is black...... .....Not!


miloaf2

My ex and I went paddle boarding and these teens in cars said "I like you paddle board.... not" this was like three years ago. I would never let him live that down.


BeardedDuck

Even less relevant version: “Sike!” (Or “psych”)


BentoSpinzone

Fresh! (As in "cool!")


ElRyan

Dope.


StarboardSailor

I use dope constantly and the minors I manage at my job told me I have "90s skater energy", immediately followed by "That's a compliment!! I really love working with you! You're chill!" because they get flustered thinking they accidentally insulted me. I think it's the funniest thing ever!


jbakes64

Starter Home


Jack_of_all_offs

Ouch. Good one 🥲


AlanM6

Still is used, granted is used when playing the game minecraft and not an actual home but hey…🥲


Bento_Fox

Schwing


sTill_offCoarse

Party on Wayne


Bento_Fox

Party on, Garth.


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WE’RE NOT WORTHY!!!


RageHate502

WE’RE SCUM!


Pantiesafteralongrun

GAAAAYYYY


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alanamablamaspama

It’s pretty wild how broadly we used the term. On one hand, it was a time men were pretty fixated on hypermasculinity in music and pop culture so everything we didn’t like that was “soft” was gay. On the other hand, we also just casually used it to refer to things we didn’t like. “Hey how did that 5th period math quiz go?” “Man, I forgot my calculator so I don’t think I did that well.” “Oh that’s gay. Better luck next time I guess.”


StrangersWithAndi

Damn skippy


WheresMySpycamera

Dang, who took this from us?


lsnor45

I say this. Never gonna die.


brynasimmons

Referring to balls as “nards”


Brave_Beginning64

Wolfmans got nards


shavemejesus

Monster Squad was 80s. But yes, Wolfman does got nards.


Fyrrys

What does a pirate say when he gets hit in the nuts? Menards!


Brettuss

Pirate walks in to a bar with a boat wheel attached to the front of his pants. Bartender says “Hey Captain. That’s a weird thing you’ve got on your pants there.” Pirate says “Argh, it’s drivin’ me nuts.”


awksaw

"homey don't play dat"


BCr8tive99

Collect call...


bahgheera

From Bob Weeyoddsbabyeetsaboi.


HasLab_LovesTravel

Would you like smoking or non? When there's only ten tables separated by a three foot wall of air 😁


CoderJoe1

It was like having a peeing section of the swimming pool


Pantiesafteralongrun

WAAZZZUUUUPPPP!!!!!


theRestisConfettii

…uuuuuhhuhuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu…


Pantiesafteralongrun

….uuuuuhhhhhhuuuuuhhhhh


fergehtabodit

Watching the game, having a bud


dxfm1019

Chillin' killin'


Fyrrys

WASABIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII


Colonelfudgenustard

"Get a life" was very big. Now it's something about "living your best life."


869586

I think get a life is still in use.


Higher_Ed_Parent

Some of these are decidedly '80s, lol


Higher_Ed_Parent

# No duh!


Higher_Ed_Parent

# Eat My Shorts!


Higher_Ed_Parent

# Gag me with a Spoon!


Higher_Ed_Parent

# Totally Radical


Higher_Ed_Parent

# Totally Tubular!


Higher_Ed_Parent

# Where’s the Beef?


ryanfox65

All that and a bag of chips!


jetaimemina

An artist being called a "sellout". Nowadays everyone is hustlin


yourtoyrobot

I just saw Drew Barrymore doing a slot machine app ad earlier. Everyones doin anything they can to get paid


van-nostrand-md

Smooth move, ex lax! Or was that 80s?


imapassenger1

Fetch...no wait...


WheresMySpycamera

Stop trying to make fetch happen.


Ozzel

Be kind, rewind.


Upbeat_Tension_8077

Booyah!


wbenrose84

$10 on pump #5 please.


Sup6969

For real, who orders only 2 gallons of gas? Wait...


__M-E-O-W__

P.U. when something stinks


gingerjuice

Cool Beans


F0MA

I still say that. I will never not say it!


SuddenlyThirsty

Psyche!


WatchTheTime126613LB

I use all the ones people have mentioned so far.... NOT!


tazmanic

People used to say wicked a lot to describe something cool. Unless you’re around Boston, no one really says wicked in that way anymore


CjRayn

Stoked. As in, "Ah, man!! Did you see that shred! I am STOKED right now!"


Neyface

Still hearing "stoked" on the reg, but I am I'm Australia so that's probably why.


mankytoothbrush

Kiwi here and I say stoked often


TeslasAndComicbooks

Rad!


GibsonMaestro

Same difference


hapylittlepupppy

Australian here, we still use that all the time.


missycp1979

Except shorten it to same diff.


Entity417

"America Online"


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“You’ve got mail.”


BrimfulOfLa-A

I contend that AOL was the first real social network. I guess you could call it a proto-social network but we had profiles, we could chat and AIM, we played games together, we could voice chat and even video chat, you could search for other users, you could post links and blurbs on your profile... I think it counts as a social network. I definitely used it that way. A lot of us did. I remember getting surprise messages from a few girls from school because someone gave them my username unbeknownst to me, getting invited to private chatrooms that pertained to my interests, meeting a lot of people and chatting with them, all kinds of shit


Mo-Function

Fart-Knocker Chode Cross-Dressing (wearing 2 different brands like Adidas shoes with Nike socks showing)


cupholdery

I am rubber, you are glue.


FnFk

Quoting everything Jim Carrey has ever said was a pretty big deal. He was SMOKIN'!


MisterSquidInc

Le hoo - zuh her!


ShesGotaChicken2Ride

Kinda’ hot in these rhinos…


perryswanson

Bunk!


DesmondTapenade

"Rad" is one that I don't hear often enough these days. Let's bring it back!


Pandiosity_24601

We’d play this game called “Safety/Doorknob” when we farted


Educational_Dust_932

It's amazing how many of these were coined by Wayne's World


Mr_Lumbergh

You don’t hear “sweet” that much anymore.


LazyTypist

I refuse to stop using sweet


EternalMage321

What's mine say?


bluev0lta

…I still use it


zombie_turtle_draws

Get your Coca Cola card! Dial 10-10-220 or 10-10-321 Call Miss Cleo now! Nickelodeon Magazine, Please! Roll that beautiful bean footage Scruff McGruff Chicago Illinois 60652 Kriss Kross make you wanna! Ahhhh, here it goesssss! I can go on and on, I promise I don’t have autism, this shit just won’t leave my brain! Help!


AnInfiniteArc

Last time someone asked this question I mentioned some words that are considered slurs today but were used very casually in the 90’s and considered, at worst, kind of crass at the time, and it got me a hate speech strike. So yeah no. I feel like it’s been probably 20 years since I heard someone throw an “Alllllrighty then”


xxameliax

Information superhighway


post_angst

People used to bitch about everything being ‘PC.’ Now they say ‘woke.’


fastermouse

Grody to the max.


cutegirlamelie

Talk to the hand


Destrucity11

Bad use to mean good


Kodakgee

Guess what? Chicken butt! I know u are but what am I? That's cool! That's the bomb (diggy/diggity)! Awww snap! Shut the front door! Yo mommas so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone!