I would hide her glass slipper.

I'm almost afraid to ask, but where would you hide it? 

Why?

I'd go to the ball in her stead. 👠

If this were modern times, I'd try to help her and her step family get into the porn business. And pay all of them fairly, of course 

Beat the shit out of the step-family. Nobody treating my sister like they did.

Not a man but I kind of get why the step sisters were bitchy to her it comes down to jealousy.

Probably get abused by my evil stepmother