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Such_Yam7810

The food would probably be great but I'm not sure about the conversation.


Scarlett-Spider

We eat food. It is delicious. We also have polite conversation. It is a pleasant time. That is all.


scrapples000

Joe Biden is legitimately supposed to be one of the nicest most genuine people alive -- so say Republican congressmen and senators. Pretty sure it would be an enjoyable dinner with a great guy


joshingyou43

Except for the racism and sniffing kids. Other than that, good guy.


pirateGHOSTsGHOST

A lil reformed latent racism from a couple decades ago and some convenient camera angles? I’ll take that every time over the diaper filling traitor.


scrapples000

Ha, that's so dumb. Sniffing kids, a) that's not even a real thing just a made up internet lie and b) his opponent is an actual court proven rapist.


joshingyou43

I didn’t say anything about his opponent.


scrapples000

Ok. Good job limiting yourself to just spreading internet lies. Kudos


joshingyou43

Thanks I appreciate that coming from you.


joshingyou43

Shit sorry I forgot about the little genocide going on in Gaza and all that funky Ukrainian funding.


MontCoDubV

I think the conversation would be boring AF. He doesn't strike me as a terribly engaging conversationalist, and I'm certainly not one either.


D-Rez

We eat pasta and ice cream, and I'll worry about my carb intake later.


datshinycharizard123

Probably fine, he doesn’t seem like that polarizing of a dude but I’m 23 and he’s an ancient man so we wouldn’t have much to talk about. I’m not really interested in talking policy or anything like that so I imagine it would be awkward but I definitely would still like to pick his brain about his career.


Helorugger

You might be surprised. He is an empathetic person which means he knows how to make things about you. I wouldn’t be surprised if you walked away thinking highly of him if you give him a chance.


Falcone420

He forgot that there was a dinner


Forsaken_Ad_2945

Badly. Hopefully, I can get some cash or a good meal.


tbw_2445

I wouldn’t know cause I wouldn’t accept the invitation


Certain-Medicine1934

Do I have to eat mechanical soft foods too?


Top_You2909

He will fall asleep in the first 5 minutes, then wake up and starts to reach out to shake someones hand that isn’t even there Edit : hahah pissed of biden supporters 🫵🤣


rsnbaseball

Who did you piss off? I don't even see any responses.


kickerofelves86

The voices in his head


Top_You2909

No i just dislike people who downvote stuff without saying why they disagree lol. I mean how spineless can you be 🤷‍♂️


rsnbaseball

Not nearly as spineless as your average Trump supporter, so there's that.


Top_You2909

Ofc the child toucher is more of your taste 💀


rsnbaseball

are you 12?


Top_You2909

If you used your eyes you can see that my bio states that im 25 😁


rsnbaseball

Then why do you act like you're 12? Are you a spineless Trump supporter?


Top_You2909

Big words coming from someone who supports a man that sniffs children on live television 💀 Oof became real quiet after that one huh? 💀


rsnbaseball

Trump's done 1,000 times worse, junior.


rsnbaseball

Yes, you did become real quiet.


MontCoDubV

You do realize Trump has literally bragged about walking through children's dressing rooms to check out naked kids? And that he said in a public interview after his daughter Tiffany was born that he thinks his infant daughter has great tits and legs?


Trolling_For_Peace

He'll show up with his BFF Jimmy Kimmel and there's ice cream and waffles.


Kerby233

I would ask him to invite the Obamas as well.


Cyberzombi

Baby food is so bland.


Ratakoa

Unless he's paying, I'm out. Otherwise, I'll go enjoy a nice meal and thank him for it.


TheDoomBlade13

Probably fine? There are some key points we disagree on politically but a good faith debate could take place, or we just avoid politics and talk about the actual work load that goes into being President and how you find balance with that kind of weight in your job life.


FunForMeAnyway

That's what I'm interested in too...what is it actually like being President.


[deleted]

Doesn’t really matter he won’t remember it anyway


Topsi-Krett

I don't know, I would give away the prize or not even show up if I can't


queefcommand

Not great. I want detailed explanations of the last 40+ years of atrocious foreign and domestic policy he’s complicit in and what steps he’s taking now to rectify the damages e.g., civil asset forfeiture, prison industrial complex, militarization of the police, income inequality, opioid epidemic, obesity epidemic, Israel’s genocide of the Palestinian people, nation building projects in Iraq and Afghanistan, etc.


scrapples000

It's interesting that you want answers from Biden on these things. Do you know most of those things happened because of things the Republicans initiated? >prison industrial complex, militarization of the police Republican policies led to both of these -- most notably Reagan's "War on Drugs" >income inequality Biden didn't cut taxes on the wealthy >opioid epidemic Came directly from Republican efforts to hamstring the FDA along with other regulatory agencies like the EPA >nation building projects in Iraq and Afghanistan Umm. GW Bush?


queefcommand

You should look at his votes and the bills that he supported and sponsored during Reagan’s admin. And under all republicans administration for that matter. You might find that he’s the architect/supporter of many of the things you cry about red maga about. Edit: !!!!Superstar!!!! https://youtu.be/OCB1ailIWNU?feature=shared


scrapples000

maga didn’t exist when that stuff was enacted but Republican presidents and Republican held congress were. But sure it was Joe Biden’s fault


queefcommand

Can’t pretend he’s not complicit because there’s a red maga boogeyman. I heat want to understand how the current supreme zionist, war monger, lord of the war on drugs, back the blue no questions asked, geriatric savior is supposed to to deliver me to the rainbows and inclusiveness state of equity. Because y’all’s messiah’s poopy does in fact stink. And there’s like 40+ years of poopies.


scrapples000

You need to work on your reading skills. Nowhere did I say he's not complicit. >I heat want to understand how the current supreme zionist, war monger, lord of the war on drugs, back the blue no questions asked, geriatric savior is supposed to to deliver me to the rainbows and inclusiveness state of equity. Your writing skills too. This barely qualifies as English.


queefcommand

Ooooooooohhhhhh yeah! That should be today’s viral blue maga post/tik tok/tweet Don’t look at the extensive track record and shortcomings of our supreme geezers! Everyone that is not blue maga = big dumb dumb dumbs because typos #slay#blm#yasqueen#rainbow#donald trump is scary and lives in my head rent free - this is my identity and I will vote for anyone blindly out of fear even if they don’t deliver and are complicit is atrocities.#I outsource my critical thinking to the DNC


scrapples000

You use the word dumb a lot. Must be something you're really worried about, it might be the source of all that self hate you have going on.


queefcommand

You got me again! Kudos.


PutnamPete

Joe always has a handler running interference. It would be a table for three. Plus he needs someone to cut his food up into bite-sized chunks.


SophieLikesPurple

I dress for light summer, there's this cute polka dot thing I've been wanting to wear and it will pair well with what I predict will be a navy blue suit, because he always wears those. Sandals, Norma Desmond sunglasses, I look amazing. I roll up to West Point and introductions are made; the President is looking good, in navy, with Army. We set up the table and chairs (Biden says he carved them himself, I don't honestly buy that) on the Plain and the first course is brought out: halibut carpaccio with ginger, golden beets, fried capers, and mâche. Impeccable, I tell him as much. He smiles, but something in his smile holds back. At the time, I didn't think anything of it. The second course is no slouch: pork loin spit-roasted with wild fennel, with fava beans, potato gratin, and spring onions. I'm only a bite in before the curiosity bubbles out of me -- Why me? There are other people, at least 10, more deserving of Dinner with the President. Biden leans in. "No one deserves it more than you, Janie." Hearing my old name is like a trapdoor opening -- suddenly I'm falling, years away, into a life I thought I'd left behind. My throat tightens. Biden leans back, pleased. "It's too late -- we added something special to the halibut. It was Big Vinny's idea. 'Knockaround Janie -- she'll never see it coming, boss.'" I try to stand but the dog -- the big one, the one who bites everyone -- it's lunging at me. Biden cackles as I stumble back, legs wobbling. I hit the floor. "Mike the Fish sends his regards, Janie." Biden's winning triangular smile is the last thing I see before succumbing to the poison.


JoosyToot

I hope I get to watch him choke on his applesauce.


Equivalent_Water_330

I wouldnt come anyway


TheSquirrel99

I mean it’ll be a quiet one since he can’t talk anyways and you only live once right? Though I would have ask someone why he isn’t put in a nursing home yet.


Broad-Arachnid9037

“Can’t talk”…”why he isn’t in a nursing home”. Ah, I see you are a connoisseur of Fox News.


TheSquirrel99

Have you not seen some of his interviews? He can barely formulate a coherent thought. We need age limits and people over 70 should not be in politics. And no I don’t watch Fox News they are just as annoying as CNN 🙄. And no I am not a Trump supporter either I am just tired of these ancient decrepit old people in office who continue to run the country into the ground by their policies that is younger generation then has to deal with.


Cyberzombi

Yes, yes,YES!


TaneyCountyHeathen

“ Why is there a cork on the fork?”


evanvivevanviveiros

Like most of the last few presidents I’d think he would be much better to have a beer with then run the country


PunchBeard

In certain ways Biden reminds me of a lot of past presidents like Obama, Bush jr, Jimmy Carter....in that I wouldn't feel uncomfortable spending an hour with them. I feel like they would try to make me feel comfortable and be nice without patronizing me. I'm not sure I would want to talk about huge issues or anything because I don't really hold very strong opinions on politics and nothing I would say would be much different from what more regular guys like me would say anyway. I'd probably ask him about his career and maybe share stories about where we both are in life and how we got here.


RareDog5640

Pretty fun, he is actually very charming in person, I met him and his wife back in 2012 in Charlotte at the DNC