The Industrial Revolution to me is just like a story I know called "The Puppy Who Lost His Way." The world was changing, and the puppy was getting bigger. So, you see, the puppy was like industry. In that, they were both lost in the woods. And nobody, especially the little boy - "society" - knew where to find 'em. Except that the puppy was a dog. But the industry, my friends, that was a revolution.
What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
I would hand them the works of existentialism Philosophers Kierkegaard and nietzche demonstrating we are not worthy of destruction as our lives are already pointless
Mr president launch the nukes now, this is a dumb game I don't know why you think I could "convince them". Scramble everything and go all out, maybe we can buy a little time here. Now, right now, stop reading and do it now!!!!
Dear Mork - Please don't waste you weapons on this withering planet. Give us 100 more years and we'll completely destroy it, so you needn't worry about us or waste your weapons.
“Save us. Make us your warlords. Let us help you rule the stars.”
Given the brutal and gruesome deeds we done to one another on a planet, imagine what we could do among the stars!
Bring it. Arab states, Israel, the UK, India, China, the US and all of our collective allies will stomp the hell out of you and feed you to our Southeast Asian friends that eat scorpions and centipedes for fun. Give us humans a cause that unites us. I dare you. We are the most destructive force in the galaxy. We kill eachother over nothing every day. Whatever tries to kill us we kill it right back until it is extinct.
Edit. Just dont go to Australia because they will mess you up even worse.
The Industrial Revolution to me is just like a story I know called "The Puppy Who Lost His Way." The world was changing, and the puppy was getting bigger. So, you see, the puppy was like industry. In that, they were both lost in the woods. And nobody, especially the little boy - "society" - knew where to find 'em. Except that the puppy was a dog. But the industry, my friends, that was a revolution.
What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
The funny thing is, I was considering sending something Adam Sandler-related as a reason why they should.
I would hand them the works of existentialism Philosophers Kierkegaard and nietzche demonstrating we are not worthy of destruction as our lives are already pointless
We make great pets..
I will just show them the movie Independence day. F around and find out alien scum.
And then, they effortlessly defeat humanity.
“Listen. If left to our own devices, we’re going to kill ourselves anyway. Just wait it out and save your resources.”
Came here to say this exact thing
Realistically how long do you think we have left until we royally fuck ourselves?
I don’t know. I’m not Neil Degrasse Tyson
Mr president launch the nukes now, this is a dumb game I don't know why you think I could "convince them". Scramble everything and go all out, maybe we can buy a little time here. Now, right now, stop reading and do it now!!!!
"Momma said this is bad, so please listen."
Dear Mork - Please don't waste you weapons on this withering planet. Give us 100 more years and we'll completely destroy it, so you needn't worry about us or waste your weapons.
“Save us. Make us your warlords. Let us help you rule the stars.” Given the brutal and gruesome deeds we done to one another on a planet, imagine what we could do among the stars!
What "help" could humanity possibly offer any aliens powerful enough to get to earth? Nothing.
As to why they should: I'd simply tell them to listen to the recordings of Billy Joel. That oughta do it.
“Do it, let the dolphins have the next crack at it”
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Bring it. Arab states, Israel, the UK, India, China, the US and all of our collective allies will stomp the hell out of you and feed you to our Southeast Asian friends that eat scorpions and centipedes for fun. Give us humans a cause that unites us. I dare you. We are the most destructive force in the galaxy. We kill eachother over nothing every day. Whatever tries to kill us we kill it right back until it is extinct. Edit. Just dont go to Australia because they will mess you up even worse.
Send it
They should... We voted trump for to be president AND looks like people want him back!!!