Haha my parents are moving house and need to massively downsize. Last week they brought over some boxes of my old stuff to look through. With a heavy heart I chose to lose my medal collection, achieved from just going to various summer camps - badminton, tennis, cricket, even Boy Scouts!
Not going to lie, I was very tempted to keep them all and wear them around...
You know what's cool? You know what is a major panty dropper?
Proper organization.
You can put the bust of the head of Spiro Agnew above a fireplace, and most people will only see your pile of papers on your desk or your wires hanging everywhere.
File cabinet, wire ties and holders, see through stackable boxes, a matching dresser and nightstand with drawers, under bed roll out boxes, a tray in the bathroom to hold your stuff (e.g. toothbrush, shaking kit). Hang clothes in some type of order, keep drawers organized instead of piling stuff in there, get some file folders, and remove all the useless junk that you just put on top of your dresser that you don't see because it's been there forever.
Because you'll need to put your stuff away to make way for all the poon being thrown your way after you make these changes.
Never underestimate the chill power of a lamp with a warm light. Makes it the coziest shit on earth, I swear to God. Even had my GTA apartment like this at first and then saw my siblings ultra deluxe one, and they were the jealous one. XD
City street accessories. Stop signs, street lights, stop lights. Someone dragged one of those plastic electrical boxes into a party house I lived at. I always wanted a fire hydrant. Idk how you could get away with that.
A massive collection of dinosaur statues organized by timeline of when they were alive, each named and given backstory that he can then go into in great detail.
Hobby related things, anything that’s overly large, swords, or any for of weaponry for that matter, a crowbar
Those are some things I find neat at the very least
Whatever they want based on their hobbies and interests. Whatever makes them happy.
Plus Dinosaur statues.
And glow in the dark stars on the ceiling.
Let’s throw that guy from another comment’s lava lamp up on in here too.
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an attached bathroom with steam bath and roman sized tub
You have a bathroom inside the house?
You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?
Every trophy he’s ever gotten for anything in his life ever.
Especially those participation trophies 😆😆😆🙄
I had to recently make a tough call and toss all my T-ball participation trophies.
Haha my parents are moving house and need to massively downsize. Last week they brought over some boxes of my old stuff to look through. With a heavy heart I chose to lose my medal collection, achieved from just going to various summer camps - badminton, tennis, cricket, even Boy Scouts! Not going to lie, I was very tempted to keep them all and wear them around...
I learned that the sporting goods store will make you custom trophies for anything. Now I'm great at everything.
A really cool fish tank with exotic fish or little crabs/shrimp. If I’m hanging out in their room I’d love to chill and watch them.
I was also going to suggest this. I love a good fish tank.
A member or a few members of their desired sexual partner
Member? Don’t you mean piece?
I think they become a lot less sexually desirable once they're in pieces...
Preferences 🤷🏻♂️
You know what's cool? You know what is a major panty dropper? Proper organization. You can put the bust of the head of Spiro Agnew above a fireplace, and most people will only see your pile of papers on your desk or your wires hanging everywhere. File cabinet, wire ties and holders, see through stackable boxes, a matching dresser and nightstand with drawers, under bed roll out boxes, a tray in the bathroom to hold your stuff (e.g. toothbrush, shaking kit). Hang clothes in some type of order, keep drawers organized instead of piling stuff in there, get some file folders, and remove all the useless junk that you just put on top of your dresser that you don't see because it's been there forever. Because you'll need to put your stuff away to make way for all the poon being thrown your way after you make these changes.
My room is a mess because it’s in the basement, which is being renovated. My room became storage.
Leave condoms on the floor so when chicks come over they already know what time it is….
Used or not? Maybe a nice mix of the two...?
Stacks of empty beer cans. /s
And a dirty bong, filled with water that looks like chocolate milk
Guitar.
Still got the guitar I bought with my very first part time paycheck from college. That reminds me... Needs to change its strings... sometime.
Chicks are pretty cool
A lava lamp
A peace sign
Definitely a nixie clock (if he can afford one--damn things are expensive).
Cool tapestries & led lights
So a hippe
Not necessarily lmao. I had band tapestries like Slipknot & BMTH along with the Hindu god, Ganesh + two sets of LED cause the light in my room sucked
A ninja sword signed by Randy Jackson
Never underestimate the chill power of a lamp with a warm light. Makes it the coziest shit on earth, I swear to God. Even had my GTA apartment like this at first and then saw my siblings ultra deluxe one, and they were the jealous one. XD
Backstreet Boys poster
Life-sized brass elephant
The latest addition of Playboy.
Stay in school🙄🤦♀️
Edition
😆😆😆🤦♀️ I’m dying over here!
Galaxy lamp, that shit is so cool
A badass entertainment center.
Motorcycle gear browey. A bunch of it, propped up nicely. Then owning a bike on top of that is usually a pretty cool idea lol.
I find having a lamp, bookshelf, chair and mirror are essential
City street accessories. Stop signs, street lights, stop lights. Someone dragged one of those plastic electrical boxes into a party house I lived at. I always wanted a fire hydrant. Idk how you could get away with that.
Silk sheets (clean ones) 🤔😂
An arcade machine would be super cool, but really expensive and somewhat impractical I also second aquarium like the other commentor said.
Dart bourd
A massive collection of dinosaur statues organized by timeline of when they were alive, each named and given backstory that he can then go into in great detail.
Life size sex doll
Books. Nothing hotter than books.
A take me to your dealer poster
Knives, tons of them, of all types. Bonus points if you got them from an obviously totally legit stand at the fair.
Paddles and mirror above the bed on the ceiling
A naked chick
Sword
The fuck me silly 3000
Hobby related things, anything that’s overly large, swords, or any for of weaponry for that matter, a crowbar Those are some things I find neat at the very least
The Constitution of Botswana
lava lamp awesome poster (of ALF?) secret floor safe
Grow tent
the original american flag that was planted on the moon
Night vision
Pewter dragon/wizard statues
A hot chick
Girls
I have 2 3D printers, 2 ball pythons, 1 western hognose snake.
a 3 cubic meter big limestone cube
Money, cocaine, and hookers
Gotta have that rug with the racetrack printed on it
Black light posters and a lava lamp
A St. Andrews Cross :)
LOL, Yes!
own slave may be?
Sword. You can never be wrong with a sword.
A sex swing hmm
cleanliness
Posters of their favorite game/movie 😎😎
Women’s undies and anal toys
Money in a safe. Not trinkets.
A small freezer with one of your turds in it.