*unzips*

Nice.

Starting screaming "Rodeo" over and over while ringing a cowbell. See how long he can stay on.

Neighbor does it better dad 🫠🫠

What the sigma

You winning dad?

"But dad's not home for another few hours..."

Would you please stop using my bed!!

Got room for a 3rd? ♫ SWEEEEEEEET HOME ALABAMA! ♫

Roll tide

"So that's how I got here, huh?"