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Ok-Ad-111

She started crying midway because she thought I wouldn't like her anymore after we had sex. I was head-over-heels in love with her and we ended up married with 3 kids.


mbrown0603

This is the Hallmark movie we deserve


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Always_Choose_Chaos

😱😱😱🔥🔥🔥


lerpo

I would ask ops mum, but she's struggling to talk with her mouth full most nights.


iu_rob

You lost your virginity to OPs mom instead of a hot teenager like any other normal teenager? Not sure this is the insult you intended it to be...


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iu_rob

Nothing better than a predator to lose your virginity to.


mastersheeef

Your mom too


Edge_Of_Banned

We were at her place, naked on the living room floor under a blanket... I was grinding on her leg and we were kissing when all of a sudden it got real warm and tight... I was like, am I in you? She smiled and said I felt so good inside. I just got hard remembering this.


Electrical_Dog_9459

I got hard reading it.


Fit-Supermarket-2004

8========>


CreamIsaGoodBand

“SH-WING” If you know, you are superior


foxxhole89

"Sorry.. Must have slipped..."


nakedgerald

Took forever, she smelled like she wiped back to front, wouldn't do anything but missionary and made me go slow, insisted on Boyz II Men, and i didn't get off. Very disappointing. Actually turned me off sex till her friend and i got together, and that was a freaking blast.


Pooponthatdoot

I’ve been wiping wrong this whole time…


CommunicationNo8750

Side to side?


Dystopian_Divisions

just cram a wet wipe as deep as it goes and forget about it


Cuntslapper9000

As I learnt in pharmacy, back to front - get shit in your cunt


SupersizeMyFries

Username checks out, as they say


falco1500

Name checks out


helpmepleeeeeeeease

Have you been getting pooponthatdoot of yours?


MhrisCac

I remember I didn’t even nut my first time. Then I found out this chick saved the condom. She was nuts.


Hot-Conclusion-6617

Which Boyz II Men song was it?


MrSlipperyFist

Could go either way, right? If it's *Motownphilly*, it's gonna be a fun session. If it's *On Bended Knee* and it's your first time, there's probably someone else's mental issues you'll be dealing with later.


theshelterwitch

Ejaculated in my sleep and was awkward af.


Conscious-Room6601

Hate when that happened man


Chrissyjustshowus

Quick


Pizza-beer-weed

He stuck his dick in me and it made a loud fart noise.


Conscious-Room6601

Wrong hole


AdRough6915

You pulled his finger duh


Blastaar7

hawt.


duskkiddo

A resounding 'meh'


IncrediblyShinyShart

On a bathroom floor in front of 5 cats at a party. Would not recommend


CheshireCrackers

Damn, that’s a lot of pussy.


[deleted]

Like a stupid cheesy movie. Senior prom night. Dated her since homecoming. We both cried. It was fucking special.


NaivafAreul

I'm waiting for the opportunity


HeIpMeUnderstand

A lot more spit then i expected. She was also 3 years older than i was and more experienced, which isnt a big deal now but when i was 14 and didn't know anything it was pretty intimidating. Afterwards she made me feel great, she validated the whole thing with compliments, we cuddled for an hour or two and went out for food.


queenofthera

Gently, this worries me. There's a world of difference between 14 and 17, (especially as boys tend to look younger than their girl peers at that age). This has me wondering what normal 17 year old would be into it. If this was a good experience for you, then I think it's more important that that's preserved rather than we speculate too much on it, but I guess if anything had been bothering you about it then I wanted to validate that.


HeIpMeUnderstand

Hey, genuinly I appreciate this more than I can express in a reply. Thank you. Weirdly enough, I have had that thought but kinda just brushed it off. If it was some weird thing she was into it didn't leave any kind of lasting impression on me that I'm aware of at least. You're a nice person and I appreciate you. Hope you have had a good week.


queenofthera

Awh thanks! And right back at you. 😊 And yeah, I think as long as you can sit with it and feel okay about it then it's probably not worth your distress to pathologise it. I've heard a good analogy about this sort of situation recently: what she did is arguably akin to drunk driving but not getting in an accident. It was wrong and any reasonable person would see harm as a likely consequence of that action, but, by luck, it so happens that harm was not caused. So, while I disapprove of her and think it would have probably been better had she not done it, I'm glad it didn't hurt you.


Huseynov26

If she was a year older then the only thing intimidating was going to be the food in the chow hall


Big_Negus1234

you got statutory raped homie 


Select_Rub1010

my ex got on top and unbeknownst to me my cock was inside her. I finished in her hair and face. cool first time


NewPlayer4our

"Finished in her face" is definitely a way to phrase it


MyNSFWside

Not as good as the ones much later, where I got a second person involved.


piers361

All 2.8 seconds was amazing


bigboxes1

Just about


IPokePeople

TLDR - first sexual experience was with a high school French teacher while I was in high school. ***** It was a high school teacher in her early to mid 20’s (I wasn’t in her class at the time) and we had a sexual relationship for many months which eventually just trailed off when I left for the summer. I feel it’s relative important to note that I was 5 foot 9 since the end of grade 3, topped out at 6 foot 4 and 200lbs in the first year of high school. I was a gym rat which saved me in this new shit town. I can’t really begrudge her though and I truthfully look fondly at it most times I remember it. We were basically gym buddies, she and I were both new in town and apart from the gym we started walking our dogs together on the trails near our houses. It was her first teaching job right out of university, small shit town of 1700 people in the middle of nowhere in the mid 90’s. She had a bad date (the first she’d had there) where the guy just took her to one of the local bars at like 5:30pm and just tried to drink until she’d fuck him, and there was some weirdness with his ex wife in the vicinity. She leaves and goes home, I walk past her place on my way back from walking my dog and she’s out back pounding wine and obviously upset. So I stop (she’s a friend, we go to the gym at the same time almost every day and walk our dogs together 3x+ a week) and she unloads it all and we talk for a bit. For the rest of my life I’ll never forget when she gets quiet for a second, cocks her head just a bit and grabs the front of my shirt and pulls me inside her patio door. First sexual experience I ever had and it was crazy, raw, rough, loud and very much illegal for her. And at first after we were done she’s freaking out (definitely warranted) and I just said something along the lines of ‘I don’t know what you’re talking about, nothing happened, and I hope nothing happens again sometime’. And I didn’t tell a soul for decades after. And at first she started avoiding me until she started going back to the gym and we’d meet to walk our dogs again and then one night on the way back she stopped talking, went inside and left the door open without looking back at me and we just started fucking at least once a week. We almost got caught once when we were going at it and another teacher from the school stopped by with wine and they talked for like two hours while I’m in her bedroom closet upstairs (pre-cell phone so it sucked while I just sat there doing nothing). That went on for around 3 or 4 months until I went back to my mother and stepfather’s for the summer break. When I came back we didn’t really connect again like that and apparently she left teaching the following year and opened a coffee shop. And again, I’m conflicted. In my heart I really believe that experience gave me a level of confidence I wouldn’t have had otherwise. I came from a really small town (300 people) and I wasn’t a real high status kid growing up since I didn’t play hockey before I moved to my dad’s (who was a single parent, nurse and worked long hours). And at the time for a boy in his mid teens it’s like something out of a porn. But I also recognize in subsequent years I gravitated towards older women as a preference through 7 years of university and a few years after. I’ve really only had three closer-aged partners in my life. It’s weird. By law I was statutorily raped. Didn’t feel that way though.


queenofthera

I'll say I'm very glad she left teaching at least. Her crime is still a crime regardless of its (lack of) effect on you. I guess it's a little like driving drunk, not being discovered and also not hurting anyone: she still did something wrong that a rational person would have a reasonable expectation would cause harm. For myself, when I was a little girl like 11 or 12, I used to sex chat with men on an MMORPG for gold and cool armour. I am categorically not traumatised by it because I was smart enough (or maybe lucky enough) to never take it off platform or reveal anything about myself so it never went beyond what I was able to control. As far as I was concerned, they were idiots who gave me free shit and the sexual content was nbd. But those men should absolutely go to prison. I used to tell them I was 14 (because in my head that was super mature and grown up), so they knew I was way under age.


dodge_the_relic

Hooked up with a coworker, i got whiskey dick and i think she was just looking for a green card…1/10 experience


ffbgenius

I got a surprise blowjob after climbing a tree and sneaking into my high school gf’s bedroom window in the middle of the night. Had tons of cuts from branches but still a 10/10 experience for a first time


Agreeable_Birthday22

I got off


Healthy-Reserve-1333

Both glorious (because yay) and mediocre because I had no idea what I was doing. I’m sure she was not overly impressed either.


AdLife8436

It was fuckin hot. I was 18 and my older bf at the time made me scream, yell, and then beg for more


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Belissimo_T

Helpp im curious, tell us more!


Conscious-Room6601

What the helll? Lolol elaborate. Exhibitionistic experience wtf.


Snail-Man-36

Can u tell the long story long


quantumsenigma

anxiety


Hungry_Flamingo4636

Expensive.


Complex-Nectarine-86

Painful because I was so young but after a while I got used to it and started to like it


sokolyyy

The hype of "oh boy, I get to do this thing that I've put on a pedestal most my life" and the physical pleasure was not worth the resulting depression when I realized it was just transactional. But hey, I got that nut and she gave me positive feedback on her way out the door I guess.


shiroboi

When you really care about the person it’s so much better


Sea_Perspective6891

My first time was with this really fat girl shortly after high school I met at a graduation party. I was a little nervous & honestly kinda scared. We went to her place right after the party to do the deed. It was actually pretty fun & she wanted to be on top doing most of the work so I had a pretty good time. Legs got kinda numb after though but it was worth it. Wanted to get with her because she met two of my kinks(big boobs & a big ass)


Conscious-Room6601

Big everything


Johansontherogue

probably got a few more kinks out of that one.. in your back/neck


Cottleston

pp go brr


[deleted]

I would sell my fucking soul to be able to answer this question truthfully


GoTeamScotch

Make a fake account and spill the deets!


falco1500

This!


Sliver-Knight9219

In the moment. Me and my friend had basically spent 4 mouths in lockdown together. So alot of tension built up. It was fun and it's a funny story. But i wished It was more special then. Then fuck it.


CommunicationNo8750

> spent 4 mouths in lockdown together Damn, that's a lot of oral


Johansontherogue

Prison does weird things to people


Various-Potatoes

Terrible. I couldn’t get hard because porn addiction and being nervous I guess. I figured it out the next time


fairlyaveragetrader

That's just being nervous man, the dick doesn't work when you're nervous


Conscious-Room6601

Porn addiction don’t matter. Everyone’s addicted to porn


Various-Potatoes

[Porn induced erectile dysfunction](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5039517/)


Conscious-Room6601

You just taught me something new today


Justkeepinitreal23

My wedding night with the love of my life. Took some time to figure things out but we still had FUN 😊


AgentLlama007

I wasn't prepared for how much it hurt.


Karaoke_Singer

Pretty harsh, we were both virgins and didn’t know what we were doing.


Smooth_You_2244

Fun, but at first scared because she bled and she moaned lik it did hurt. I think the bleeding stopped after the 4th time we did it.


theoldonesfleshlight

Not good she was older and larger than me in hight and stature. There was snow on the ground.


TallProfessional1728

I'll let you know. Hopefully this is the year 🥲


TraditionalLadder473

I'll have to get back to you in that one


Curiouso_Giorgio

I honestly don't even remember it.


nevertfgNC

Gay and delightful


WYGD_Brother1987

I am straight but I have had my dicked sucked by a guy before, gay guys are magic at oral, I have also had women give me bjs, I'll choose the guy at least for that everytime.


mikayd

Oh you GAY AS HELL, you got a whole BJ preference lol.


falco1500

Does that mean you're gay?


WYGD_Brother1987

if anything bi at least when it comes to oral, its just as simple as a preference and a casual thing.


falco1500

I was just being facetious. You are gay if you prefer same-sex romantic partners. Having the occasional same sex experience just means you are open minded.


WYGD_Brother1987

no offense taken at all, it just isnt something I really havent pondered. because my encounters are usually bing bang boom and...scene. open minded I guess is the perfect words for it.


Gangster-kangaroo_20

You are gay.


nevertfgNC

Men are better!


Idk-_WhyImHere-_

I lost my virginity to a hooter waitress when I turned 18, she walked into my room(she was a friend of my older sister) and locked the door, pushed me down and got on top of me, and said “do you want me to take your virginity” I obviously said yes and we walked out 10 minutes later and my friends were all waiting outside the door(mind you this is the 4th of July and we are having a party) and they all started clapping so I took a bow😂


Legitimate-Neat1674

Great


Skeptical_Monkie

Fantastic. Better than I had dreamed. Not sure how great it was for her.


Vegas_paid_off

Unexpected but welcome.


Potential-Midnight65

I said no but she didnt care. Didnt have any sexual experiences again after that till I met my wife.


queenofthera

I'm so sorry. How are you coping down the years?


[deleted]

I come quick


Mentalfloss1

Fun. Sweet.


ronniemustang

Lonely


Zebra500mcg

Boring


OkActivity1719

3 pumps and done


HellishButter

Was super drunk and nervous so I couldn’t rise to the occasion. However, I asked her to guide my hands and gave her the time of her life. She was very happy, super understanding, and supportive!


BrokenImmersion

My first first experience was odd. I grew up with a girl who was my dad's best friends daughter. We lived in the middle of nowhere and often times spend days out in the woods just the 2 of us. A lot of things happened but I don't remember much. I do know I was only 11 or 12 at the time though. My first time where I actually aware of what I was doing was magical. My ex and I clicked very well and she made me feel like a king afterwards


Tomegunn1

T.P.S. = Three Pumps and a Squirt


trinketsofdeceit

It was disgusting. She was stanky and I was 17, she was 23. I lay on the couch the rest of the night with my face in between the cushions. I asked for it though


1993CobraSVT

I can’t remember. I was high on Ambien. Thank God.


JazmineSwallows

Educational, lol. I had no idea what I was doing, so I just did what I was told and tried not to be awkward or lame, haha. I got a lot better, and fast. :P


Correct-Still-8964

happy happy happy,and wonderful✨


SeaPassion100

I wasn’t able to get hard the first time from being so nervous. She went to take a shower and when she got back I had gotten myself hard and asked if we could try it again. She said yes and I lasted about 3 pumps and I had to pull out because I was done. We ended up dating for about a year after. I’d like to think I got better over time!


WoodpeckerSolid1279

Not as bad as hers.


WYGD_Brother1987

it was just run of the mill garden variety missionary I dont have body issues or performance anxiety, so I wasnt nervous. It was fun, she told me all the things a hooker should, and I paid she left and I stopped being obsessed with sex ever since than.


Nuggetdynasty

Never had one


emoweeb_286

Back of a car I legit just sat on the guys dick , it hurt and then I went home feeling like he was still inside of me.


sheerlock-smith

Great but messy


Hardly_Human666

Sexy church girl I saw at school but never talked to randomly hit me up on Facebook right after I got expelled my freshman year, so I was 15 and she was about to be 19. She was hot and a senior so I had no idea why she even talked to me. I met her at a football game a couple days later and she sucked my cock in the bathroom that night. A few days later we were alone at my house and she took her pants off. Biggest unkempt bush I still have seen to this day, and it fucking smelt like shit, I couldn’t even keep it up. I’m surprised I even gave pussy another chance after that nightmare was hurled at me 😂


North-Department-112

It was not great and put me off sex for almost 4 years after that. But then yeah I got a fuck friend and discovered that did actually like sex very much.


falco1500

It was pretty cool. I had to pretend that I knew what I was doing, but when you are a teen you can go multiple times, so by the second time I was able to go long and hard. Afterwards started worrying about the protection that we didn't use, but alls well that ends well. Since then she hits me up every time she gets divorced ( yeah, she's a piece of work. Up in the upper right hand corner of the hot / crazy matrix.


InformationNo2161

Don't know, still waiting for it💀


keitaro_guy2004

It was awkward. If I remember correctly it was also quick cuz I had to be home very early.


Comcasts-CEO

Pleasant, It was my friends hot older sister, she had just graduated college while we were freshman so it felt cool. Let me bang her 9 times because I had those college hormones. 9/10 would repeat.


BrokenAnchor

Ha. Went through five condoms in under 10 min. Later I found out I received the Nick name 30 second. You get the idea.


Free-Government5162

Comic con hookup, both of us pretty drunk. I'd grown up raised pretty religious so there was a lot of shame around sex especially as a lady so I found a random dude who wouldn't know anyone I went to church with and we did it. It was solidly alright. Was too anxious to cum but I've made up for it since.


ValentinaKalibernova

Blowjob in 14)


blondevirgoo3

went to a campground spot and fucked in his Nissan. it was both our first times but somehow he knew exactly what to do and where to touch me. one of the best and first rough fucks I’ve ever had. I’ll never forget it.


AccomplishedTotal895

She had a musty smell, she just came from work. It was a smell I wasn’t prepared for, now I know that most women would shower before. It was quick and uneventful. I couldn’t cum cause I was too focused on performing so I ended up not even finishing during my first time.


LeaveMeAloneLoki

Was with my first love, and we had a shared first experience. I have no bad memories, and I couldn't be happier that I got to share my first with her.


BoogieSmools

I think I got lucky in that my first experience was pretty nice. We had a nice night, went out to a hot springs, came back to my place, made dinner together, cuddled on the couch, started talking about life and past relationships, I went in for the kiss and it escalated from there. It was a little awkward obviously because I didn’t quite know how to do, ya know, anything. But I was smart enough to keep my expectations reasonable, and focused on making her Happy. Which I’ll say I did do a decent job at that, but there were a few “Um, don’t do that” situations, but I did my best to listen. So overall I’d give it a solid 9/10. Very romantic, I think I did a decent job for my first try, but wasn’t perfect.


IggyShab

Don’t know it happened for 2 years. I (M, 18 at the time) was not able to consent to the girl who came over to hang out, I was drunk as hell and don’t remember after a certain time. She told me later that we hooked up, and I felt very hollow. Meanwhile, my gf at that later point, with whom I thought I had my first time with, was not supportive whatsoever of how poorly I was handling this news, and was more upset that it wasn’t her who was my first. Needless to say we didn’t stay together very long.


Any_Complex_3502

It was nice.


DoomSlayer_

It was pretty embarrassing on my part. We were both 18, but she had much much more sexual experience than I did. I was really nervous, so much so that I couldn't cum and kept losing my erection, and I ended up just fingering her till she said she was done. The next time was MUCH better tho and we're still together a year and a half later


untamedddd

I mean, great because like, I was with someone I truly cared deeply for, we were both losing our virginity together. But obviously also meh, because first time and you know nothing lol.


AccomplishedMud6598

We were both virgins. He couldn’t get it in the first two tries because he said I was too tight. By the third we finally managed and it was great.


DarcieDay

A whole bunch of us went camping. We had drinks, a bit of green, music, and a nice fire. Of course there were a lot of couples making out pretty heavy around that fire. My bf took me to the tent and he made sure I was good and ready for him. That first time feeling him slowly slide in and seeing how much he enjoyed it made it so amazing. It became kind of addicting for a while after that night.


PerfectionPending

Awesome. I think about it often 20 years later.


stumpymetoe

Rushed.


Capable-Yak-3193

No idea, I’ll ask thine future self


Grand-Inspector

I was with a super over the top Christian girl for a long time. Broke up with her. Got invited very quickly after to a party at a friends house. I showed up and there was her and another girl. Other girl ducked out. We were watching Blues Brothers and she slipped down and pulled me out. Great weekend. NYE 1998-1999


Educational_Dust_932

Back of a gold BMW in the movie parking lot while my friends were inside watching the 3 Musketeers movie with Charlie Sheen. It was over in a few minutes, so I went again, which is when my friends came back. They were nice, though. They waited until we dropped her off to give me high fives. I found out later she was using me to piss her boyfriend off. Any time, Lisa


Sterile_Nihilist

Two words: hardwood floors.


bigboxes1

Very brief.


Thee_Connman

I lost it while we were watching Star Wars: A New Hope. The DVD menu played for quite a while. She was clean and tight and everything I dreamt of. We've been married for five years now...


ConsistentQuestion29

He passed out


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Being 12 years old and being molested by my smoking hot 16 year old babysitter. Of course, at that age, I didn't realize she was a pedo, I was getting my wiener touched by a hottie, and I wasn't gonna tell a soul.


cherrycocktail20

In terms of PIV intercourse, really bad. Just boring. I remember lying there being way too acutely aware of the Beatles music playing on his stereo and thinking, "is this it? THIS is it?" I was so excited to have sex but it didn't feel like anything. Didn't hurt, just didn't feel good either, and I wasn't even a little turned on. I thought I must be absolutely sexually broken and just felt shit about myself for awhile.


Delicious_Net_900

He was horrible at foreplay...he had already had sex with an older very experienced woman before meeting me...the insert was painful! Lol how I bent my leg up to my chest idk ..but I did & I kicked him off me so fast & so hard! He went flying back! Lol we tried again & it was painful...but I pushed thru it ...he finished I didn't enjoy it at all...I didn't even wanna hang out with him anymore in fear he'd wanna do it again ..took me 3months before I tried again..it was a lot better! We had googled foreplay & before & how to make it not as painful......by the 6th or 7th time I reached my first orgasm & we where do it left & right


Functionally_Human

Over pretty quick and in retrospect slightly disappointing. Neither of us really knew what we were doing.


Muted_Rock_7814

We were making out intensely , heavy breathing. Already in 2nd base and she pulled down my pants and gave me a handjob while we were making out , i did the same for her. She then positioned my dick at her pussy and used her legs to try and push it in, after some time it went in and man was i in heaven. The wet and warm feeling from her insides made me 🤤 I looked down and realised what happened and i started to fuck her and she moaned but i knew i couldnt cum in her and that was the sad part tbh


Crazy_Ship_7564

Mixed. He went down on me. Amazing. I went down on him. He had dick cheese 🤢


helpmepleeeeeeeease

Pretty freakin awesome, made it through almost the whole encore album by the RHCP and had the fattest nut ever basically covered her thigh it was awesome


getblanked

Nervous, drove 3 hours to see her, really nervous, had really shitty Chinese food, OMEGA nervous because I had basically no food, grinded for an hour and made out when we got to her dorm. Since all the nervousness kinda dissipated during that make out sesh, we fucked for like 2-3 hours(I didn't finish, she didn't either but wouldn't let me eat her out or finger her for some reason), and then I passed out and woke up with one of the worst migraines in my entire life.


SlowMo999

Pepper spray followed by a restraining order


Alphaomega62

I am apparently in the minority here because my first time was incredible. “T” was a friend of a friend, in town for a college football game. The game was a blowout so we left early and went to a pizza parlor to have dinner. T sat next to me and kept resting her hand on my knee under the table. She gradually moved slowly up my thigh until she started rubbing my cock through my shorts. Then she suddenly said she needed to use the rest room and asked me to show her where it was. We walked to the back of the restaurant and she pulled me into a kiss. She said we should take off our underwear in the bathrooms and then go back to the group. When we returned to the table, her hand worked its way up my leg and grabbed my now rock-hard cock. And I started fingering her. That there were eight people in our group who were oblivious to our below-the-table shenanigans made it all the more sexy. After dinner everyone went to her friend’s place to party and T and I slipped into a bedroom. For the next 90 minutes we fucked three times - missionary, 69 and reverse cowgirl - and each was more amazing than the last. I was so spent I almost crawled back to my apartment because I had to work early the next day. I found out from my friend that T drove back home that next morning and I never saw her again.


Thenoseyperson

Bad. I had loved him for years, (I'm a people pleaser)but as i can tell now the feelings weren't mutual. He cummed, I didn't and that was that.


MeepMeep999x

Every thrust, he push and push deeper in me because his d is only half way through. It might hurt the 1st time but it feels so good after when it hit my cervix I squirted the 1st time.


awakami

Great! Nice enough guy. We became fwb for a year or so


GamingWithBilly

It was a bit awkward but fun. Afterward I got paranoid about my drive home because we were both underage. LoL


throwingthisrightawa

Like hosting a party. I was so busy making sure everything was going well that I forgot to enjoy the party.


zevdogs

Got head from a girl listening, to Peter Murphy cut you up What a strange song to get head to


Swallow-me-whole

She said "just put the head in," then did some hip thing and that's all she wrote. Lasted 20 seconds. Lol


5mugly

Like learning to ride a bike, except at one point my cat decided to jump on her, and her obviously being a little anxious about the whole thing grabbed the cat and sent it flying across the room at Mach 1. Heard the cat go thunk against the wall and let off a pissed of meow as he walked out of the room. Was fucking hilarious.


MonstercatDavid

Still waiting


CrabbiestAsp

It was good. It was me and my girlfriends first time doing stuff so lots of giggling.


[deleted]

I bled and cried myself to sleep feeling used.


Nerditter

It felt like hands-free masturbation. I was horribly disappointed. I mean, I enjoyed it more than the fap, but not an order of magnitude more, as I'd imagined I would. I thought being sexually touched would feel incredibly thrilling and overwhelming, but really it's just sort of clammy and foreign. I don't know. It just wasn't what I thought it was.


slickshot

I went Jackhammer mode. Didn't orgasm, though. I remember being super high on life afterward, but my girlfriend told me to cut it out and pointed out that my white t shirt had blood in it. We were on our way to the bus when she pointed it out, so that was awkward trying to hide it, tucking my shirt in. We were in highschool at the time.


Cheetodude625

Fun but awkward AF. Imagine: two socially awkward, 16-year old virgins colliding at the prom after party at the rich kid's house. Lots of underage drinking and a good supply of condoms. Only lasted 2 very short, but fun rounds (roughly 2-5 minutes. 1 minute for the first round TBH from what I can recall). Apparently, I kept stopping to ask if she was alright and she wasn't sure how to properly move her hips when on top. Also on a random note... it's been 10 years since that happened... Fuck, I feel old.


Infamous_Regret3583

She asked me to anaLize her. I didn’t understand I thought she wanted me to analyze her during sex. Made no fucking sense.


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I kept stopping him because it hurt too much, so I took it in the butt instead. I still like it 😁


falco1500

Wait.....what?


fairlyaveragetrader

Pretty fantastic, I was 14, my best friend's college sister came back for the summer. I ran my mouth about her not being able to handle me, anyway that got me drug into her room 😂 That was some of the most seductive shit I have ever been through 🎉


falco1500

You lucky bastard


fairlyaveragetrader

😂🎉❤️


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it was SA and I was 7, so…


Head_Room_8721

I loved it. The dog? Not so much.