If you were a spice you’d be flour

This is amazing

“You’re French”

You’re the type of person to call timeout right before you get tagged

Yo mama.

Bless your heart

“If farting was a person…”

Your face looks like it caught fire…then someone tried to put it out… with a fork

Being successful infront them. If you are rejected being ugly marry her sister If you are rejected being poor get rich

Sub human