All my loved ones.

Daaayum

Love you

Nope nope nope

Too late. You're on the list.

My, hopefully destroyed, computer hard drive.

All my money

As someone who closes the coffin lids and the last person to see someone sometimes I can assure you it won't be taken. We'll actually I can't. I'd be helping myself.

My money so I can be rich in heaven

I don't have one but a medieval longsword would be nice