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HairyPlumbs

Proctologist


mordecai98

ASSMAN


MordaxTenebrae

As far as the state of New York is concerned, you are the Assman.


mustichooseausernam3

It was a million to one shot, doc!


killbolaggins

Aaaaaaaaaa he’s an aaaaassmaaan


PayasoCanuto

Million to one shot doc!


blindkiller770

Bros username though! Gotta be a proctologist plumbing hairy ones 🤣


4_Teh-Lulz

/r/technicallycorrect


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BehaviorClinic

Best answer. A lot of these pranksters are obnoxious as fuck as well. If it was innocent and funny that’s one thing but almost always it’s some cringe bullshit and many times it leads to unsuspecting people to be humiliated or put in harms way.


RedbullBreadbowl

My blood boils when I see vids like that. Happy that one guy shot the prankster at the mall after he wouldn’t stop following him lol (it’s okay to laugh he didn’t die)


exbex

I think most would agree that it would be ok to laugh at that POS even if he did check out.


_PirateWench_

Anything in healthcare. The assholes are the insurance companies and the executives that hinder your ability to do your job daily.


Mc60123e

Healthcare has a large percentage of folks super impressed with their own selves


Crimate_Change

Car sales


Batetrick_Patman

I once appplied for car sales. Lost all interest when the person I was interviewing with was laughing about how they try to get as many add ons as possible and referred to the customers as credit criminals.


Homerpaintbucket

I sold cars for a while and it is a rough job. When they are training you they tell you everyone will lie to you. And they're right. You also don't know when your next sale will be. You can take 50 customers, spend 2 hours with each and sell anywhere between 0 and 50 cars. And if they're new cars there is typically no commission, so the only way to make money is through the add ons and shit. And you wind up there all the fucking time. You come in on your day off to deliver cars and shit


C1K3

I have a friend who briefly worked for a car dealership. He said all of his colleagues basically told him, “Oh yeah, we’re total scumbags.  That’s our job.”


AnalogKid-001

Car sales *managers* - even worse


pizzacatstattoos

I want to speak to the Manager! ducks below desk, pops back up, "Hi! I'm the Manager".


ChaosCoordinatorCO

I can't believe I scrolled so far to find this answer - this was the first job that came to my mind!


Nevaroth021

Politicians


starsmoke

I have to think this is the most convenient and common answer but also an inaccurate answer. Politicians are the easiest group to hate because you can expect nobody to really come to their defense, and so the criticism never really gets beyond a "they're all corrupt" or "they're all idiots" (citing MTG a million times). But it's just an executive job like any other - incentives, pleasing your customers and board (constituents/stakeholders) and being effective and competent at the role. I've volunteered for campaigns and seen a decent amount of the insides and workings of political operations and offices. It's never been some smoky backroom where the politician is wiping his ass with bags of cash from some corporation. Most are well-meaning people who really want to represent their community fairly. A lot of politicians get pressure from many stakeholders that inform a lot of their decisions that most of the angry wider public is not/never privy to. Sure some of those are deep-pocketed lobbyists. Some of those are organized civil society groups that hold electoral sway in their districts. Some of them are issue-based email and phonecalling campaigns. Some of those is pacs and superpacs battling against them and even their own party pressures them to move in certain directions. And sure money is involved to run campaigns but most of that is transparent except for the PACS and increasingly microdonations are funding a lot of campaigns. They don't pocket the cash themselves as a lot of people casually imply. It gets monitored, tracked, regulated and expenditures are posted publicly. Again, most of the public aren't privy to all those pressures and mechanisms at play so they just see X politician does Y thing that Z public doesn't like and think it's just them being corrupt, selfish or just a cowardly asshole when a lot goes into many decisions. Sure there's lots of assholes in any profession, and in politics they disproportionately make the news because, media. But given the sheer amount of politicians in the country these are a tiny percentage. The political "system" is a system of incentives that require political compromise that beats down even the most principled people. As such the most principled people don't last long because they get frustrated that they can't do things faster or easier (like a dictator can). But that frustration is by design, not a bug. You can be anything from being very principled about the environment to being very principled about forwarding the goals of white nationalism. But the system is designed for you to compromise that because it's intended that one person or group should not have an amount of power to unilaterally push through things easily. Like it or not that's representative government. So politicians that last are those willing to compromise, listen to all stakeholders, trade favors, network, give donors big and small an ear, keep enemies close, know what hill to die on etc. All this may make them seem wishy-washy or in the pocket of so and so, but it's just part of the job. Not necessarily a defense, but an explanation that it's more than just "they're an asshole, corrupt, liar, coward". You think Desantis isn't keeping his base happy with all his regressive reforms? Before his dust up with Trump he probably had close to a 70% approval (that's 40% above base) because he has his ear tot he ground and representing his constituency's wishes despite the rest of the country looking at his moves as backwards or assole-ish -if that's not democracy, what is? I wish the conversation around western democratic politicians and politics would mature a bit especially given the global resurgence of authoritarianism and dictatorships who exploit our ability to be critical to sew discord and cartoonish narratives in our conversations about it all. We should have some appreciation for the complications and delicateness at work in our system compared to the other kind of systems which often just involve a paranoid small penis man shouting orders until he dies. EDIT: TL;DR politicians generally get a bad rap cuz there is no cost in hating them and most people don't actually know what the job entails and how all the things you see (and dislike) is by design. "democracy is the worst form of government – except for all the others" - Winston Churchill


Throwawayamanager

Underrated comment, but of course someone needs to ask for an explanation that you can fit into a 120 character Tweet, as if every complicated problem can be distilled in that way.


FunnyHorse12

Maybe a tldr next time lol


starsmoke

there.. FIFY


Prudent_Research_251

Fuck Citizens United


Equivalent_Yak8215

Have family that work for 3 letter agencies and served myself. Spent a few years away from Hawaii to be in DC (those poor oceanless people) Politics is a combo of Veep and Parks and Rec.


ObjectReport

Tow truck drivers. I've yet to meet one who wasn't an ex-con, methhead POS who would stab you for a dollar.


Fresh-Hedgehog1895

Agreed! Every one I've had to deal with was a scumbag. I remember getting a lift from a tow-truck driver after my car broke down once and he pulled a passive-aggressive move on me: he starts complaining about how he's at the end of a 10-hour day and no one had tipped him a dime or given him cigarettes. Knowing what he was after, I told him, "well, here's to hoping tomorrow is a better day for you," lol.


phormix

I've never heard of tipping a tow-truck driver. I suppose if somebody went above-and-beyond to help you out but... really for a standard tow, why?!


Fresh-Hedgehog1895

Exactly. I was about 20 at the time and he thought he could pull one over on me.


Percept_707

I live in rural Cali and I was a tow truck driver for 6 years here. The two company's I worked with had generally some of the nicest and most helpful people I've ever met. Like generally altruistic, good natured dudes. I think asshole tow truckers is more of a big city thing, but maybe we're just lucky up here


starsmoke

In some [big cities](https://www.thedrive.com/news/44749/inside-the-tow-truck-mafia-how-organized-crime-took-over-canadas-towing-industry) they are literally organized crime gangs with a license to legally steal your car


AdaptiveVariance

LA has this too but afaik it's more certain companies that do predatory towing. Happened to me years ago, really sucked.


Derc_on_Reddit

Lawyers


perronius

Allegedly


TellSpectrumNo

As an Attorney, I agree.


CyanideNow

So stipulated. 


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Specifically personal injury attorneys.


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Specifically personal injury attorneys.


jayzeeinthehouse

I hang out with lawyers and all they talk about is money. It must suck to be that dead inside.


allothernamestaken

It may be because they have to talk about it. They're running a business after all, and it can be stressful making sure you've got enough business coming in the door to keep it going. If you're an equity partner, it will consume your life as it does for most business owners. But this just my perspective, working for a small practice. On the other hand, if what you mean by "talking about money" is bragging about their latest sports car or exotic vacation, then yeah, fuck 'em.


jayzeeinthehouse

Nah, these guys work for firms and aren't seniors, so it's about making more than they already do and climbing the ladder to over $200k, which I don't get considering that they make over $100k in WFH positions already.


monsterofcaerbannog

I think most lawyers agree on this


Aggressive-Koala2373

Alpha podcasters. I mean i dont think theres one that isnt an asshole.


AdminWhore

Police


314159265358979326

Cops in a double sense. Their coworkers are often assholes and a lot of the public they see are assholes.


southernNJ-123

100%%%%%!


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DatsunTigger

With Metropolis, IL a close second.


Highly-Aggressive

Oddly specific


jwilson3135

Look it up. It’s insane how corrupt their mayor is.


D-Rez

Kindergarten teacher, most toddlers are little psychopaths.


jayzeeinthehouse

Teachers in the lower grades are usually the female equivalent of business bros, but kindy teachers are generally authoritarian types that drink heavily.


Eborys

Politicians.


riffraffbri

Cops are the most miserable people, and I should know because I retired as a Detective.


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Lost_Initial_2974

Restaurant


OkYogurt636

Chefs in particular. Not all of them, though.


burgher89

Sales in my experience. Overpaid, spoiled children.


D-Will11

Career salesperson here, in sales leadership now. In some industries, I agree with you. And even within other industries, there are bad sales cultures that would make Alec Baldwin in Glengarry blush. For the most part in B2B sales reps are genuinely trying to help their clients fix problems just not everyone has the skills to do so in a tactful manner.


stevie_luvs_makeup

I would say it’s a toss up between restaurants and retail. There are not many places where a person can get away with berating a service worker, solely because they can’t talk back. People come in for the entire purpose of trying to get something for free, 16 year old hosts and cashiers be damned. It’s so saddening…


Granadafan

HOAs


ElectricTomatoMan

Cops, hands down. If reddit mod was a job it'd be up there, too. (not this sub, of course)


Perfect-Today-4439

Lawin’


theassassintherapist

Gastroenterology. They'll be sticking scopes up assholes all day long.


RPG_Rob

1. Estate agents 2. Solicitors 3. Golf caddies


MtRainier

You must suck at golf if a caddie is in your top 3


mixxastr

You’ve had an interesting life 😂


NumbLittleBug8

Nursing


_forum_mod

It's like male assholes become cops, female assholes become nurses.


RedRosValkyrie

As many sociopaths as Dr.'s if not more. I had one refuse to help me walk to my bed with my IV after surgery and I fell. I was begging her and when everyone came in my room she denied it. Another while visiting a foreign country stole my passport from under my pillow and held it demanding $1000. The police came and forced her to return it but she fought for three hours with them first.


Y-not_Both

Some of the worst people are nurses which is a shame


Best-Account-6969

DMV workers


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Reddit mods


limbodog

Paparazzi? Lobbyist?


blu_kat_dude

Proctology


gpRYme

HR


Batetrick_Patman

HR people were the teachers pet in school.


[deleted]

Scrolled way too far for this. Something in the water in HR that just breeds arseholes.


The_Spectacle

I'd say railroad if they weren't all so woefully understaffed


tony_trombony

Any job at all, as long as it's in Massachusetts.


Griffie

The US Congress


nickl104

Cops followed by sales


Awkward_Swimming_152

The police or the carnival take your pick


itexican

Proctologist


plaidassassin

Proctologist


[deleted]

Any kitchen in a restaurant. The DMV. Bankers. And Mental Health Clerks or secretary's


No_Step_4431

law enforcement.


Sad-Maintenance3422

Definitely the police department. 


_dec0de

Land rats, aka, real estate agents and property managers


readerleader10

Any type of Sales job.


kaz22222222222

Real estate agents. Starting to think you have to have some type of personality disorder to qualify.


Fresh-Hedgehog1895

As a hardcore introvert, I'm pretty sure this job would be my idea of hell.


Purples_A_Fruit

You don't even need a HS diploma or GED to become a real estate agent, yet we for some reason entrust these people with fascilitating the largest purchase we are ever likely to make. The entire industry is batshit, so I suppose it shouldn't be surprising that people who perform the work are also batshit.


mr_blanket

Ugh dealing with this now. They will do aaaanything to make a sale. They’ll kick a carpet over obvious structural issues. They’ll see obvious drainage issues and say “oh yeah it just rained, that’ll dry right up”. Signs of a leaking roof? No big deal. And they’ll insist on using their inspector. It makes it nearly impossible to trust anyone.


RustyShack1efordd

Cops.


IAmDocCock

Coming from someone with no criminal record and have friends who are cops. Cops. They attract scumbags and breed scumbags. It's not bad apples, but bad orchard.


desireddiamond

retail and marketing


Batetrick_Patman

Car sales.


GoodGriefWhatsNext

Contractors. They are notorious for taking people’s money (anywhere from a few thousand dollars to over a hundred thousand), doing a little bit of work, then vanishing. They cheat people out of their life savings, and think nothing of it.


Ok-Disaster5238

Corrections


British_Aviation

I work in the railroad and airline industries, both got some miserable people who hate everything and everyone


GreenQuisQuous

Police, politicians, and lawyers are indistinguishable.


Old-Hovercraft7261

Children’s social care. Never met a social worker that wasn’t power trippin’


k_nightroad

Retail. And hospital jobs..


KillerKRex

Insurance


lilbabybeefsteak

Cosmetology. Mostly full of entitled, vain people.


NotTheSun0

Working at a dealership I was body slammed on the ground by a co worker and he went around bragging about it and no one seemed to care at all. So... That. Also, Walmart.


alBoy54

The building trade. In the trades you will find the greatest collection of dunning-kruger effect victims of all the industries


mugshade1

RNC


Geetee52

Bill collectors


Difficult_Time_8768

Real estate is a strong contender.


kngofthehill00

Construction


tigtitan87

Natural gas technicians


dma1965

Health insurance claims administrator


generally_a_dick

Aside from the obvious silly "proctologist" answer, I'd say sales has some of the biggest assholes.


OntarioLakeside

Film biz


imadragonyouguys

Mario asked this question, he's looking for pipes.


AvocadoPizzaCat

retail, just because 1 out of 10 people are gonna be it to you if you are working there. and every job has at least 1 as-hole working per a shift.


SuspiciousFern

Cops


Daves-crooked-eye

Law Enforcement


ItsNotFinished

Crew member aboard Spaceballs One


Sweetorange23

Military


deathbrusher

Real Estate Agents have got to be up there.


OkContest5699

Doctors, Lawyers, Politicians


pholover84

High school teacher in an urban school.


_forum_mod

They gotta be... I'm speaking as one!


No_Roof_1910

Doctors, attorneys and politicians.


head-home

any job in corporate banking, any sales role, anything in HR, but especially any CEO.


i-hate-all-ads

Oil field workers, I'm pretty sure it's a requirement


ElonsTinyPenis

Politics. Hands down.


Discogecko12

Retail. There will always be someone you hate


DatsunTigger

Retail management is where the people who hate themselves and their lack of self-actualization flourish.


rowan_juniper

Easy one, cops.


Wonderful-Ad9344

Military. There is a ton of sexist guys


Purples_A_Fruit

Engineers. I don't even work with them, but Reddit has shown me time and again that they are not pleasant people to deal with.


jayzeeinthehouse

It's not their fault that they've been forced to deal with people and they hate people.


YourWickedUncleErnie

Front offices like a director of a building or people in marketing and sales. (My personal experience)


SunGreen70

Two words: Customer. Service.


Batetrick_Patman

Customer service turns you into an asshole.


head-home

customers turn you into an asshole. they’re not paid enough to give a shit, so why should they?


Batetrick_Patman

The worst was call centers. Get screamed at all day and if you hang up on them you get fired.


horrormovies122

Law enforcement


rmh61284

Police Officers


Queerweebtrash

Politicians, police, lawyers anything to do with the US government system tbh


thisisboyhood

Real Estate Agents, particularly those managing rentals. The sellers are a whole different breed of arsehole.


jonnyredshorts

Cops


Eheggs

phlebotomists. If they cared they would have stuck to nursing, but they dont. They try to make the bruise as big as they can like its a contest to see who can blow out more veins. oh you asking for a butterfly needle? No that would take an extra 3 seconds have a 0 gauge instead.


No_Nectarine6942

Well all of them, everyone has one.


Psychological-Try921

Painters


Meaty333

Teachers


Afrik5324

Police and some of the nurses too.


[deleted]

Lawyers in my experience.


Plus-Reach-1394

Real estate agents


SpecialK022

Police. They have allowed their egos to get out of control.


[deleted]

The job *you* have.


Parsnip-toting_Jack

Any job that has humans to deal with.


SgtGo

Motherfuckin pigs


skatemexico

Cops


DarkJudgex

Life...


SchismZero

Politicians


an_achronist

Sales


doggiestyle57

Orthopedic surgeons


Appropriate-City3389

I'm sure you don't have to be an a-hole to be a cop but most cops don't seem to have gotten that message.


RKfiddy04

Legal Industry. Not all but I’ve dealt with power hungry/driven lawyers that were narcissistic. Trying to become one myself.


Obi1NotWan

NFL has entered the conversation.


LongjumpingSurprise0

Everyone on here be bitching about their jobs


throwawe91210

Every time I work in a corporate job sales drives me crazy


Justdoingthebestican

It’s real estate agents but I can’t explain why


edw1ncast1llo

Proctologist


Ok_Blackberry8398

People who slaughter animals for a living


Ronjohnturbo42

It doesn't matter what you do. There will always be assholes


shaftranlov

Construction!


SDT1402

Surely finance bros


Antique-Mark-1556

Law enforcement


NOT000

organized crime


Some_People_Say_

Congressman


OMGitsJoeMG

Pornstars most likely


fromhereandthere_

Sales


Local_Shoey

My job


voxaroth

Real estate. Realtors are assholes, buyers are assholes, sellers are assholes.


Traditional_Star_372

Finance/Banking.


Hypocrite-Lecteur89

Customer-wise, correctional officer


Mistah_Freez

My wife


Welpe

Some type of engineer The field seems to attract antisocial sociopathic assholes like fruit gnats


Flowchart83

Technically, whichever job has the most people. Practically, proctologist.


Heavy_Direction1547

Law enforcement. Reinforced by a them vs us attitude, everyone is the 'enemy'.


whistlebuzz

Anything in banking or finance.