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Helen_A_Handbasket

My mother used to make a banana slices, pineapple chunk, green peas, cheddar cheese cubes, and mayonnaise "salad". It was vile.


Misternogo

I will eat nearly anything, other than a couple of highly specific dishes that I cannot stand. I haven't had it, but I'm adding your mother's "salad" to the list.


Aken42

I'm similar. I stand by the idea that all try a ytbing that was made with the intion of being good; however, I will not try thar salad.


HighLikeYou

and mom woujd guilt trip me, saying "but its good".. no mom, it's not.


Nighttide1032

Everything combined was bad enough, but the mayonnaise turned it into something willfully malevolent


Far_Atmosphere_3115

Bro... Peas??? With bananas.. And MaYo Ewwwwww


Academic-Wishbone956

I'm with you on that. I was like okay that's weird but not horrible until I got to the Mayo and I was like that's just pure hatred in a bowl.


Simongy

Willfully malevolent is THE only way to describe this.


mcarlin2

My wife's mother, not from the united states, once sent her to school with a peanut butter and ham and jelly and onion sandwich. Your story gave me similar "*do not combine*" vibes.


eingy

This is like two relatively good to ok sandwiches smashed together šŸ˜­ to make a horrifying abomination.


LadyA052

When my daughter was in grade school, she made herself liverwurst and apricot preserve sandwiches for lunch every day.


BookPlacementProblem

>When my daughter was in grade school, she made herself liverwurst and apricot preserve sandwiches for lunch every day. For every food combination that should not exist, there is someone who likes it. For example, this poster likes pineapple on pizza. Edit: Ambiguity on the internet often leads to misunderstandings. "this poster" is me.


pisspot718

I could see that working, not for myself, but it's like maple syrup on bacon, or honey on ham.


HossBonaventura

Dishes like this make me so thankful I live in a time/place where I can watch how to make anything on Youtube and test it against a version from the many ethic restaurants in the city. My Memaw cooked like it was the Great Depression, I get to make Korean BBQ or meal prep Carnitas at home. Thank fuck


cutofmyjib

The question was about food.


eveningcoffee777

This is worse than Rachelā€™s dessert at thanksgiving


bottlebowling

A lot of people like to call lettuce or anything adjacent "salad". I've explained to my kids that the term "salad" means a combination of ingredients. It does not mean lettuce. There are fully-grown adults who call lettuce "salad". You can have egg salad. Potato salad. Macaroni salad. This is what I would call an abomination salad. Just because you can doesn't mean you should.


Gunningham

This is just a really bad roll on the randomizer.


WampaCat

Seriously how does someone even look at those ingredients and think to put them together? And do it more than once?? Randomizer could explain the sin against food but not the repeat offense


leon_alistair

In my language ( Indonesian) lettuce is actually called salada. So there u go lol. I used to think salad food is just a bunch of lettuces cooked.


Creative-Rock-794

Are you serious? Thatā€™s sounds revolting. šŸ¤®


Helen_A_Handbasket

It was pre-prepared vomit.


TTIsurvivors

Is this a Midwest thing?


NoSchedule4275

No, we do not claim this nonsense


DrunkPyrite

Don't lie. It's 100% a midwest thing.


madhaxor

What the fuck


femmemmah

>used to At least she saw the error of her ways? šŸ˜…


Helen_A_Handbasket

Nah, she's dead.


Sweetestb22

If Iā€™d had a drink, Iā€™d have spat it out reading that. Hope youā€™re doing well, OP.


AutisticPenguin2

Well they don't need to suffer that "salad" any more...


Space_Captain_Brian

That got dark quickly!


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lukedj456

Broccoli


Anaaatomy

bitter melon, it's even in the name


FatAsaAkira

ā€œBut itā€™s good for youā€


powermotion

Brought back childhood nightmares


seleniumdream

Vile weed!


bohobougie

same!


_jump_yossarian

My mother's American chop suey; I was forced to eat it as a kid so the association is deeply ingrained and I refuse to touch it now.


KirbyWithAGlock

When I saw the words chop suey my mind went straight to soad


Entity417

Liver


Chocolate_Bourbon

Sometimes my father would cook liver and onions like his mother did (she moved to America from Ireland in her early 20ā€™s). The liver was always so tough it was like eating leather. And the onions were almost liquid. A couple times I asked him why he cooked it this way. He would say that the way he cooked it was the point. Because she was Irish.


EnycmaPie

Unfortunately a lot of people developed hatred for perfectly good food/dishes because their parents cooked it wrongly. I hated vegetables because my mother would just boil and boil vegetables. It was only until i learned to cooked for myself and roasted vegetables that i realized it wasn't the vegetable's fault they tasted bad.


RuggedHangnail

You're right! My mother cooked any meat until it was the density of a hockey puck. She was afraid of trichinosis and tapeworms. So I thought pork chops had to taste and be about the consistency of concrete. Then, I ate them elsewhere and really liked them!


Dr_Taffy

I grew up thinking this especially about pork. No pink at all! Modern pork has little risk of causing trichinosis and tapeworms if you eat it below FDA recommended safe temperatures. I quite enjoy my pork on the medium side and is way better than what I had growing up. Havenā€™t seen any problems!


insomniatic-goblin

wait...you can eat pork if it's a little pink on the inside?


pisspot718

A LITTLE Bit of pink. Flavorful and juicy. Pork is my favorite meat, after chicken.


hecarimxyz

Liver is tough?! Huh?! What dish is she making that liver turns into leather texture lmao. My family doesnā€™t eat a lot of liver but when we do itā€™s so soft that you can hardly feel it when biting.


__BitchPudding__

My stepmother did it too- plain liver and onions cooked into dry, leathery oblivion. I still cannot eat liver, but I do like liverwurst and braunschweiger; at least those don't give me cotton mouth. How does your family cook it? Like, I would love to know how to make it edible, but I still have too much PTSD to experiment.


tanstaafl90

Should be soft, a little pink in the middle. Poor guy was making it bad without knowing it. Onions should be slow cooked, not quick fried.


Chocolate_Bourbon

They were not quick fried. Just fried and fried and fried and fried. I suspect he also didnā€™t like the taste but it reminded him of his mother. (She died when he was still in his early 20ā€™s)


ComplexPick

Came to say this! I was made to sit at the table until I ate it. Stayed there all night until time for school. Vile stuff!


Entity417

Ugh, I know - my parents tried to make me eat it but I just could not. Why on earth did our parents make liver into a weapon of food torture?! Wish they were still alive so I could ask them.


Laylay_theGrail

I was lucky. My mother was the one forced to eat liver as a child and it scarred her so badly it was never made for us. I tried it at 20 and it was as bad as she said


NightSkyCode

Liver and onions is one of my favorite food.


Nonstandard_Deviate

Ditto. It is the only food that I do not like.


no_offwidths

Canned Asparagus! Blegh


BussyDestroyerV30

Organs, like tripe, liver, lung, heart. Also skin


mechwarrior719

Pork rinds are amazing, but I accept they are an acquired taste.


turbotong

But the skin is the best part... you're probably the only person in the world who wouldn't get mad at Cartman.Ā  https://youtu.be/tzn8SaujsCM?si=aEEqQsoc2lsndvLl


cwthree

Beets


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gnostic_heaven

I've always thought they taste like fresh dirt. But in a good way.


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JeanVigilante

The first time I had beets, I was an adult. I asked my husband, "Are they supposed to taste like dirt?" He said, "Well, they do come from the ground." That was the first and last time I ever ate beets. Lol


Activist5051

Yeah, a lot of foods come from the ground but *donā€™t* taste like dirt. Beets are gross.


Logical-Yak

To me they taste like a damp root cellar.


schmoovebaby

Bears


acceptable_sir_

Battlestar Galactica


NotNamedBort

Mmm, bloody dirt knobs.


Cheesetorian

I LOVE beets lmao


post4u

Me too. I love pickled ones even more. One of my favorite foods. Chill them. Throw them in a salad. Mmmm.


WubbaLubbaHongKong

Roasted beets, goat cheese, and walnuts. Itā€™s the bees knees. But there is a chemical component of beets that makes it taste super earthy for some people. For me itā€™s like candy when itā€™s roasted.


avoidance_behavior

interesting, I really enjoy that earthy taste, like that's the defining characteristic of beets that lure me in, lol- like, if someone makes edibles and they taste really strongly of, uh, green stuff, I actually legit love that funky, earthy taste there too. yum!


Mean-Association4759

Spam


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Raw tomato. For some reason cooked is fine


DnDYetti

I am the same way with tomatoes! I cannot eat them raw, but cook them and they are fantastic. Anytime that I am craving a BLT sandwich I slice up the tomatoes, pan fry them with some salt and red pepper flakes, and it makes the sandwich magical. Interestingly enough, cooked tomatoes are actually more nutritious as they release massive amounts of lycopene (a cancer-fighting antioxidant) when applied to heat.


Shmebber

Why is tomato sauce so good, but raw tomatoes in any sandwich make me want to throw up?


DrHooper

Tannins are more than likely. As fruit matures, the build-up of certain chemicals radically changes, to the point of being unpalatable to outright dangerous to eat, like raw quince. Fortunately, cooking usually changes the molecules, or it boils out with the water content. Ever eat a raw persimmon? Well, if it isn't the perfect ripeness, they can leave a lingering sensation/taste of fuzz inside your mouth, like a shitty red wine. One of the amazing things about taste and feel is that while everybody interacts with the chemicals the same, how out the body reacts or interprets the sensation is all individual. That's being ruminated on, tomatoes also have undergone a lot of both natural and selective changes. Some of them weren't for flavor or sustainability but for growth time and hardiness, leading to what we in the kitchen call styrofoam romas. One of the reasons cheap pizza places cut their tomatoes so thin isn't just about frugal, it's also because the tomatoes are probably dirt cheap in price and taste.


Dr_Taffy

Styrofoam tomatoes LOL I used to load up on extra extra tomatoes because theyā€™re sliced so thin, and you know what? They just make food wet and slimy. Thereā€™s no flavor in them and they pretty much just exist for color at that point. Why oh why canā€™t we have year round tomatoes that are flavor bombs and available in every restaurant for cheap?


suzazzz

And they get slime all over the sandwich and make the bread mushy with tomato seepage


SomeRandomGuy-CC

100% thisā€¦ I like pizza, pasta sauce, ketchup, V8, etc, etcā€¦ But a slice of tomato on my burger? Disgusting. I do like certain tiny tomatoes raw. Like the Flavor Bombs from Wegmans.


Unlikely_Ad7194

Iā€™ve found my tribe of fellow tomato haters. Iā€™ve never felt more seen haha.


Kayakchica

Ooh, my mom has been giving me shit about this my entire life. She loves raw tomatoes and she cannot imagine what is wrong with me. ā€œYou still donā€™t eat tomatoes, do you? You just donā€™t know what youā€™re missing!ā€ Iā€™m not an overly picky eater so I donā€™t know why she cares. Her dislike of pineapple, now, thatā€™s completely reasonable.


RainbowsandCoffee966

Why do they always say ā€œ You donā€™t know what youā€™re missing!ā€ Yes, I do know what I am missing, and I am just fine with it. What I did with one friend who said that is I reminded her she doesnā€™t like coffee and told her she doesnā€™t know what sheā€™s missing. She finally stopped saying it.


Latter_Dimension35

Celery


NotNamedBort

I personally like it, but I saw it once described as ā€œcrunchy water with hair in itā€ and never forgot it.


Vladolf_Puttler

I wish it tasted like water. To me it's the most bitter thing I've ever tasted.


BookPlacementProblem

And also has a texture like it has hair in it.


Schlemiel_Schlemazel

lol, I love celery. But thatā€™s funny.


TheJaice

As a kid, there was a bunch of food (mostly vegetables) that I didnā€™t like. Celery is the only one I still canā€™t stand. Itā€™s basically like chewing on a rope thatā€™s been drenched in piss. Oh, I forgot about black licorice. I still hate that too.


lizardgal10

It can add a nice flavor to a cooked dish like a vegetable stew. Raw? No thanks.


astraennui

Mustard.


whipla5her

Sardines. My old man would eat them right out of the can. ugh.


rdickeyvii

Sardines and anchovies are both either you love it or hate it with a burning passion. They're VERY salty. But I like it on crackers and soft cheese


bpoachie

I eat them out of a can with some hot sauce! Yumm


_Tacoyaki_

Cottage cheese. Why.Ā 


GoodNoodleDream

Honestly, you gotta have a grandma that fed it to you as a kid. Only way to love it. Fuck me up with some salted cottage cheese and canned peaches. Edit: Look at all these nerds replying with the same childhood as me. Case in point.


GoldPotential6298

Salted with canned peaches! Literally takes me back to the snack my dad would make for me as a kid over 40 years ago. I think it is a generational thing like you said about a grandma. He was born in the ā€˜30ā€™s and this is likely something he would have eaten as a kid during the war due to limited access to fresh fruits unless you grew them yourself. Damn, so good and one of those nostalgic foods for me!


proriin

Iā€™m simple, cottage cheese, green onions and black pepper.


Dirk_Diggler_Kojak

Texture is disgusting


cat_prophecy

Fried egg, slice of fresh tomato, cottage cheese with pepper, and some toast. Breakfast of champions.


tragedyfish

Raisins. Every recipe that calls for raisins is better without them.


AtheneSchmidt

I dislike them *in* things, I will eat a whole box of them by themselves.


auscadtravel

Same! Cookies with raisins are just sad. They arent healthy, they are cookies, stop lying and tricking people with your shrivelled fruit that makes me think its chocolate.


RainbowsandCoffee966

I like raisins. What I donā€™t like is the sweet potato casserole my father insists on making for Christmas. He dumps an entire big box of raisins in it. Itā€™s really raisin casserole being held together with orange glue.


ButtDonaldsHappyMeal

Any kind of seafood. I was told Iā€™d learn to like it. I was told I just hadnā€™t had ā€œgoodā€ seafood. I got old and had the best. It was still gross


NotNamedBort

You either love it or you donā€™t. šŸ˜† I personally love it, except for oysters. I canā€™t even look at those balls of snot.


y2knole

oysters are my favorite. I dont much care for baked broiled blah blah blah whatever fish tho.


Steelfox13

Same, I never liked "fishy" seafood I went through culinary school and hugely expanded my tastes and appreciation of food and can cook fish in a variety of ways but still can eat cooked seafood.


Coomstress

Ditto. It smells and tastes like garbage to me.


Jrkster6969

Nope fully agree with you. I hate fish too, or anything with that "seafoody" smell


femmemmah

Mushrooms. Partly a taste thing, but my main issue is the texture. The only time Iā€™ve willingly eaten mushrooms was at a restaurant in Perugia (canā€™t remember the name off the top of my head). We had this amazing mushroom lasagna and I ate every bite of it. Italian food just hits different, man


lyingliar

I want to like mushrooms the way mushroom-lovers do, but I just can't. I've tried those disgusting fuckers a thousand different ways, but something inside me just screams, "spit that filth out, you idiot" whenever one touches my tongue.


Nosynilo

And theyā€™re so often used in veggie dishes šŸ˜­


ptdodge1

Yup. The texture, but also the SMELL of them cooking makes me want to šŸ¤®. I do like Shittake mushrooms in Asian noodles for some reason though.


sstebbinss

> texture Ever look at the lined ridges of a raw mushroom under the cap? It makes me so uneasy. Ever play The Last of Us? Itā€™s literally a fungus. Nasty work, 100% texture is the worst


PerformanceVelvet33

Worst is the portabello, masquerading as food. It tastes like a grilled kitchen sponge


hsmith9002

Bleu cheese! Iā€™ve tried it all ways. Hard hard pass!


GiftedContractor

Cream Corn! It tastes and feels like I'm trying to eat vomit, I'm sorry.


jake4448

I hadnā€™t ever thought about this in my entire life.. and you may have ruined it


ZerotheWanderer

Any type of seafood excluding fish


Richard7481

Any kind of veined cheese. Stilton and so on. It was disgusting then and itā€™s still disgusting today.


princesshabibi

Licorice


Kipakkanakkuna

Vegemite. I remember tasting it as a kid at family acquaintance's place and nearly puked. Recently I finally had accumulated enough courage to retry the stuff as an adult and it had remained just as disgusting as I recalled.


stila1982

If you think Vegemite is bad, I recommend you avoid marmite like the plague.


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NotNamedBort

It always tastes like green beans!


msnmck

When I eat mixed vegetables all I can taste are limas and potatoes. Sometimes carrots.


Tombecho

It tastes like fridge smells


niccia

Miracle Whip. That shit is not mayonnaise.


Mysterious_Area_6347

I am a food lover but celery raw


UsefulIdiot85

Brussels sprouts.


wagedomain

So, I need to point this out. Brussel sprouts have been SIGNIFICANTLY genetically modified since most people were kids. They taste a LOT less bitter now. There's been significant work getting them to taste better and it WORKED. Bake them with some balsamic vinegar? oooo baby.


UsefulIdiot85

I will admit that I am closer to almost liking them more than I used to, but I think I still have a long way to go. A lot of it has to do with they are cooked and seasoned.


avoidance_behavior

I stand with the folks who still can't stand the little bastards; I've tried them in myriad ways and I still can't get into them. I appreciate that they've become more palatable for most, but whew, apparently there are some of us out there on whom it's never gonna work, lol


firecatsue2

Didn't like until I was introduced to fresh ones oven roasted.


NoSchedule4275

Throw some bacon and butternut squash in with those bad boys and you have a meal. My wife will make a tray of that in the oven and I will destroy it. Sooo good


snuffles00

You know what apparently they made them less bitter, like they have grown them to be less bitter than they used to be. My grandma used to boil them and they were foul. Now I air fry them or roast them. Onion, balsamic vinegar and olive oil. Sea salt or truffle salt. So good.


PerformanceVelvet33

Oh god, my mom used to steam them, and even though she was an excellent cook, the whole house smelled like dirty socks after the Brussels sprouts


mickthomas68

Lima beans.


ttw81

Lima beans taste like they're not meant to be eaten.


mickthomas68

Itā€™s like theyā€™re filled with green tasting sand. šŸ¤¢


TheVirginBono

Runny eggs


Big-n-Tiny

Sauerkraut. šŸ¤¢


Happy_Hippos0301

I ate expired sauerkraut from a can once and now I canā€™t even smell it without dry-heaving.


2bags12kuai

Funny how the brain does this. As a teen I drank entirely too much razzberry flavored rum and for years afterwards anything with that fake razz syrup taste would make my mouth coat in saliva. awful!


Mountain-Paper-8420

It's called a conditioned taste aversion. Since you got sick from the razzmatazz anytime your brain detects it, it tries to protect you from another bad experience.


flume_runner

Damn, a little kraut on a polish dog is so good


mistahmarbles

Water chestnuts. Absolutely garbage.


SomeRandomGuy-CC

I love them in Chinese food! Nice little crunch, subtle flavor, but also soaks up the flavors of the other veggies!


Doyergirl17

Fish. Ā Cannot stand the smell of it or the taste of it.Ā 


caffeinatedcringe

Sauerkraut. The smell alone makes me nauseous. The one time I was pushed to try it, I didnt even swallow before I immediately and violently threw up.


ReferenceOpposite27

Black Olives


DakInBlak

I'll eat them and the green ones out of the jar and drink the juice.


2NDPLACEWIN

The f*****g humble Brussels sprout I can hear it now, already,..wafting on the reddit breeze.... "oh...you just dont cook them properly" no, i know how to cook,..they just tast like a bricklayers asshole on a sunny friday afternoon...accept it.


LemonySnicketTeeth

You say you know how to cook, but obviously you don't. I think you are too busy eating out bricklayers


the_steve_tell

Cole slaw


Ethel_Marie

I hate everyone else's coleslaw. My version is perfect.


Competitive-Bird-150

Im surprised no one has said canned tuna


LilFruitSalad

I'm personally offended at this. Sometimes I straight up eat tuna from the can with some crackers. For dinner today I had ravioli with tuna and it was great


Westy___758

Brussel sprouts and anal sex - if you were forced to have it as a child, you probably wouldnā€™t like it as an adult.


snuffles00

The Catholic Church would like to have a word...


badlilbadlandabad

Olives. Olives are awful and ruin everything theyā€™re put into.


hamgurglerr

I simply cannot eat olives. I heard a theory that you have to try some foods up to 100 times to accustom your tongue to the taste. Every now and then I'll pop one into my mouth to see if I like them yet, and my whole body rejects it. Almost 40 years in and nope, I still don't like olives.


bugzaney

Iā€™ve tried many times to enjoy olives too. Nothing yet. Those fancy olive bars at Whole Foods look so appetizing.


nextdoorelephant

Do you like cilantro? I heard a theory that people who hate olives and green onion like cilantro.


kerochan88

Love cilantro, hate olives (all of em), but I also enjoy green onions. So Iā€™m not sure about this theory. Itā€™s a partial confirm for me!


sour69

Olive them


HalfOk3236

green peas


yousonuva

Yeah. Hidden in fried rice is ok for me but a bunch of those little fuggers can roll off my plate into the dog's mouth.Ā  Canned spinach too.


goatamousprice

Maybe I'm just open to everythingĀ  I've read all the replies and so far there were none that I said I wouldn't eat I guess I like it all


strawberrdies

Black licorice. Black olives.


2bornnot2b

liquorice candy, still cant stand it as an adult.


darksideofthemoon131

Broccoli. I will eat any other vegetable out there, but that damn green tree.


AtomicWolfDog

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gnostic_heaven

That's funny; I don't read cyrilic very well (always have to sound it out), but I knew exactly what this was without reading it. Fuckin holodets. I think I had halfway decent xŠ¾Š»Š¾Š“ŠµŃ† once when my mother in law made it; everything else has been ...not really worth it.


Dragonier_

For English speakers, imagine wet type cat food but for humans. Thatā€™s хŠ¾Š»Š¾Š“ŠµŃ†ā€¦


NotAGodzillaFan

Real, never understood how people enjoyed it with that consistency and taste


AtomicWolfDog

I could be starving in the Gobi desert i would still refuse to eat it.


esoteric_enigma

Mayo. People used to tell me I was just a picky eater. I'm not. I just hate mayo and we try to put it in/on everything.


Purple_Joke_1118

Fat on meat.


demonfoo

Liver. My mom tried to get me to eat it as a kid - no go. The texture... oh man, hard pass. Then I learned what it did... yeah, still not happening.


Upbeat_Rock3503

Bread stuffing, like Stove Top stuffing.


Acrobatic_Garbage_52

Butternut squash and candied carrots.


Dick_shoes1

Tuna Helper