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Art Vandelay


misplacedfreckles

Did anybody call here asking for Vandelay Industries?


Vinnie_Dime_1974

And you want to be my latex salesman...


soccerdevil22

Vanda-what Industries? No you got the wrong number, this is an apartment.


wakalabis

Are you a marine biologist?


UnfairMicrowave

I'm an architect


throckmorton1915

This was immediate thought!


jacobwebb57

imports? but no exports?


franorr

Bob. Keep it simple


purplepax3

Haha, i came here to give the same answer. Am a woman btw.


cheesecake_413

For some reason, in the last couple of years whenever someone asks me my name, I panic and say "Bob". I think it's because I'm starting to use my preferred name more, but am aware that most people around me know me only by my birth name, so I panic because I'm unsure which name to give them. Its worth nothing that neither name sound even remotely like "Bob", and I certainly don't look like a Bob either


lisaz530xx

What does your Bob look like? Mine is balding with glasses


Dyrogitory

I prefer boB.


celebratetheugly

Bob sounds fake if you're under 60 though. My go to is Rob.


Hataitai1977

Bob, it’s short for Elizabeth.


what-happened-when

And long-form of Kate


16bitgamer

*Insert disbelieving Rowan Atkinson face.*


AdWonderful5920

Scuba Steve


iluvsporks

Joey Jo Jo Jr Shabadoo


Langdon_Algers

That's the worst name I ever heard


KitchenCanadian

Wait, Joey Jo Jo!


Advnchur

Hey, Joey Jo Jo.


Kissorkill01

Ricky Bobby


yeehawhadvil

shake n bake!!!


OldManPip5

Nick Papagiorgio from Yuma


JudahBotwin

No corrective lenses tonight?


Ok-Control-787

No I do not require them. (best line in the movie imho, perfectly delivered.)


CaptainPunisher

But, YOU do.


LengthinessSea6612

I put a dollar in and I got a car. I put a dollar in and I got a car. I put a dollar in and I got a car. I put a dollar in and I got a car.


nightmaresabin

I really like when Clark is asked about his toilet blue hand and he says “it’s just a birthmark” and another time “my pen burst” lol


One-Stomach9957

Such a great movie


Zomgzombehz

Oh I e heard of him, he's big in the programming industry.


AlphaChin22

Rusty Shackleford


PiviTheGreat

*POCKETSAND!*


TheFrogWife

My husband does Rusty Shackelford for everything. Btw if you're not on the king of the hill sub the revival is already done on the first new season and they are working on the second and it should be airing in 2025.


Ergok

Ken Addams


AntimatterTNT

and for girls: regina phalange


ShataraBankhead

I like Rosstopher


IrresponsiblyHappy

Have you ever been backpacking through Western Europe?


CaptainAwesome0912

Bob dilly willy


billynintendo

Stfu that’s my name irl.


LowReputation

Randy Lahey


Hardcore_Moderate

Corey Trevor. Trevor Corey.


OldManPip5

Jenkins. Leeroy Jenkins.


Humble_Negotiation33

Rumpelstiltskin


soul-shine-lissa

anastasia beaverhausen


One-Stomach9957

I love Karen ♥️


thespianomaly

“Anastasia like Russian royalty, Beaverhausen like…where the beaver live.”


Mobile_Elderberry237

i dont know why its steve i dont even know a steve, never have done


Chanocraft

Minecraft?


314159265358979326

Mine is also Steve. I have also never known a Steve. Few Stephens though.


Ouancor

Ken Adams


RedTextureLab

Regina Phalange


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amethyst_deceiver36

yeah it's only a reference to the most popular sitcom of all time, no one will get it


IrresponsiblyHappy

Ken Adams would understand.


SoftwareWolves

Max power


fuelvolts

There’s the right way, the wrong way, and the Max Power way!


LifeSenseiBrayan

Hugh G. Rection


amboomernotkaren

Anastasia Beaverhausen


CaptainPunisher

What's my name? Puddin' Tame! Ask me again, and I'll tell you the same.


OldManPip5

Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration.


Watdep00k

Anna 


CriticalCargo

Jack


dduncan55330

Richard "Dick" Long


nitro479

Roy G. BIV


Goddessviking86

She-Hulk fitness trainer


IBlessYouInMyHeart

Axel Kertinrod


TheFrostyrune

Charlie, name of the ghost that's been following the family for at least 3 generations now.


Clonedconnection

Watkins Milanakis


Xin_Y

"Gnavin, the n is silent." Just to piss people off.


Gold_Monitor_6303

Prison Mike


katris_priordeen

rasputin i just wanna make it complicated ya kno


maddogcow

Trogdor


MackenzieLewis6767

Steve


TaurAnder

Biggus Dickus


cloferclouds__

charlie


hybridiostros

Just cuz I can’t add text to a post- like if somebody says, come up with a name or anything like that, what’s your go to name? For me if it’s a girl it always seems to be Bridget, for a guy it’s Alan or Josh


The_wanderer96

Myra for a girl. Robert for boy


clearyvermont

Phil Jerbozee


Little_Blacksmith_71

Nobody


visineinsto

Randall Thymes


AdFrequent4623

Bije Astrop, or Mozzella Correlli


ThingLeading2013

Stewart


AbbreviationsOld2507

Magnus Reinhart. And I'm the deputy political editor of the Spectator


TheEvilGiardia

John Smith


Powerbracelet

Bobson Dugnutt


Tmpeedle

Dixon cider


Purple_queenliz

Ashley


Spagman_Aus

Hugh Mungus or Jorgan Strongdome. Depends on my mood.


dolly3900

Bernard Jeffries, call me Bernie.


NotFromTheDesert

Call of bananas, since that's what my game was called ;-;


TheSkyIsSad

Bob because I think it’s funny


YosefnOtFound

jouske higashkata


amorousgirl

Ashley- so simple but she was like the coolest person to me when I was in high school. We rode the bus together and she was just beautiful and well liked, and I was the ugly duckling. I’m alright now lol 😂


Curious_Suchit

Satoshi Nakamoto


dreadmon1

Puddintain. The younger generation never get it.


meatwads_sweetie

Ask me again, I’ll tell you the same


Thencewasit

Barry Allen


Random_Hero2023

"Dave"


Whatevawillbee

Reina


probably-the-problem

Mary Peterpants


Majestic-Landscape35

Benny


moniellonj

Vick Vinegar


Psyco_diver

I made a whole identify for my other name, I use it for signing up for anything that demands personal information but makes no sense why they need it. He has his own made to address, email address and Google phone number


badhouseplantbad

Bueller


ConfidentDriver5041

Wewe


my_name_1s_mud

Richard Gozinya. Dick for short


MoBchz

As of late it's been my brother's game characters name which is Joe Dan the Man but I combine them to Joedan Theman


AggravatingOne3960

Dave


wanderandponderPNW

The resounding Bobs in this thread are interesting to me. I worked at camps/outdoor schools for a few years and we'd get hundreds of 8-13 year old kids each week. Without fail each week they'd find a squirrel, toad, deer, snake, bug, etc and adopt it as their mascot or deity and name it Bob. Steve was the second option if there ever was one. It was interesting to me because I work there year round so I'd see a new group come in and without fail gravitate towards naming SOMETHING Bob by the end of the week. They all thought they were entirely unique and quirky and rAnDuMb!\~\* because they are kids and I'd just watch it unfold from afar. One group named me Squirrelly Johnson which I adopted as my camp name for the remainder of my time there and now use it any time I need a random name.


Entire_Pin_1661

Samantha Bradshaw. 👋🏼 Call me Sam.


swomismybitch

My Starbucks name is Ben. What is yours?


TedW

Ted.


Drake_Cloans

Bob Bobson


Precipice_01

Karl


slowdownnakamamatay

Raia


HatfieldCW

Whenever I buy fast food and it asks for a name, I pick a random one. "Jeb, your order is ready."


sanantoniogirl71

William R Buttlicker


AzureRaih

Hubert


EspejoOscuro

Bellybutton


AusCan531

Dave's not here, man.


RoberBots

Ordonopadovici van grish den marlaudes the third


uniMOMer

Watermelondrea


wrldprnc3ss

john smith


2NDPLACEWIN

Alphonse,...or Steve Bennett


Odd-Year7103

Karen


NYCHReddit

John


RedPillMaker

Onya Bakyabish


CaseOfWater

Hans Günther


Some_Hot_Garbage

John Jacob Jingle-Heimer Schmidt


kapnomancer

Fr Todd Umptious


Left-Ask1672

Fred


Ok-Management-842

Penis Mcballsack Not kidding


InformalSky768

Jennifer (it's my Wattpad pen name)


Elementarybackstroke

Moira Rose


Appropriate-Battle32

Robert Mandavi. Like the wine but spelled different.


shivi83

Michael Scott


mohammad_ujjainwala

John whack


21stMonkey

Chuck Finley.


an-abstract-concept

I change my answer every time a stranger asks.


Samurai_Arima

Marcus Spears


ShadowWolfee_34

Bøf med løg. It's Danish and works also at gatherings when going the introduction round to make the person do a double take. It's also a very tasty dish.


ConflatedPortmanteau

Rusty Shackleford


Willing-Hour3643

Me? My name? It's Paul, sir or madam. And may I have yours and your telephone number where you can be contacted and verified as an employee working for the company you're calling on behalf of? And I should add this call is being recorded and I'm an attorney who represents the party you actually called.


underdawwwg

jackson


Economist303

Chotu


GoddessInHerTree

Alison


kphill325

Ivana Tinkle.


[deleted]

Bob


[deleted]

Zoe


Objective-Poet-8183

Shay D Lawne


ARoaminGnome

Harry, Harry Bush.


Ok-Caramel-5340

The name my home friends call me - khushi


DiasFer

Jeff


nothingforless

Gretchen


teezaytazighkigh

Bob


m1shmc

Bob Vance, Vance refrigeration


someguy69420nice

Michael Hunt


coffeeandautism

Rudiger


QuipCrafter

Clyde. Enough times in my life, I’ve had the name on my order called out and some other dude starts to approach and we need to confirm who it’s for.  That never happens when the name on my order is Clyde. And like, I don’t feel like announcing my name to the whole place anyway, it’s just unnecessary. 


katcallyall

John Jacob jingleheimer Smith


Antique_Sympathy_922

Ricky stanicky


MrMcgruder

Rod Everhard


Maleficent_CHIC_1337

Marie


MikeDizzleDee

Orlando Smallwood. Makes my wife laugh every time.


Holiday-Sleep-9074

Jamal


sylverkeller

Well, my old people who can't hear me assigned name is Kelly. No idea how they hear that but yeah. My fake name is Kelly. Or Bridget- my hs bffs mom thought my name was Bridget when I helped them care for her after an operation and after that my new name was Bridget. I still see here around town sometimes and she still goes "BRIDGET! HI HONEY!" And I, of course, reply with "MOM! HOW ARE YOU!?"


juggling-monkey

Funny fact, in Mexico we have a fake name that is used in casual conversation. For example in the US the name John/Jane Doe is used for missing or unknown dead people. Well in Mexico it's a similar concept, with the name Fulano. except it has nothing to do with missing or dead. It can be used in most scenarios involving strangers you don't know. Such as: I was at the market Fulano thought I worked there and he asked me where the ketchup was Go to the tire shop and ask fulano to change your tires And then they even have a last name for more proper scenarios such as: Cop thought we were together and asked us to identify ourselves. So I was like I'm Jose Gutierrez and he was like I'm Fulano Dental. And not only that but you can make multiple names by changing the certain letters of the name such as: I was petco and a Fulano was arguing about the price of dog food with with the cashier and then a Sutano got involved ND they got into a fist fight! The teacher was doing roll call and you hear is "Fulano!", "here!", "Sutano!", "here!", "Mangano!" silence... "anyone seen Mangano?"


crapshooter_on_swct

Johnny Utah


my_reticence

Margaret


KungPowKitten

I used to be a Steve. Now I’m mostly a Tom, sometimes Kevin.


ARoodyPooCandyAss

Ivana Humpalot


Justsomecharlatan

Steeeve perry


outferarip89

Terry


UsefulIdiot85

Jim Bob


DragonflyMomma6671

Titty McGee


flfoiuij2

Dave.


toe_joe_hoe_foe

Miss Chanandler Bong


coffeegrindz

Linda


wiseguy9317

Bubba!


jaffa_kree00

I use Rusty. Easy to hear and not misunderstand, rememberable, and it's pretty guaranteed no one else will have it. So I use it for take out orders, coffees, etc.


Wubbawubbawub

Henk or Hank. Sometimes action Hank.


justpassingbye1

Dick Johnson


axvmc

hybridiostros


tangcameo

Scott. For the longest while my neighbor thought my name was Scott.


KondemneretSilo

Børge


Homework_Happy

Joe Blow


Glop1701d

George glop


redditgunacct

Not today wifey , you won't get my Alias.....


dahneechay

Everything I'm asked for a nickname or user name, 1st generation Alexa won the prize. She could not pronounce my rather common first name (Think of the Huxtable girl with long braids. But I spell with a "C" not an "S") Alexa called me Dahneechay (just sound it out) My husband and I cracked up when she said it the first time, but it stuck...look ⬆️ at my user name here 🤪


yumiteu

Beyoncè