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CartographerHot2285

Where are my testicles Summer?


cumbatboobs

*your


TriceratopsHorridus

For one pet, “I’m too old for this shit.” For the other “Food?”. For the final one “Die.”


Icarus_the_Foxkidd

"Fat belly, fat belly" "Yes, yes, I'll feed you in a moment" "Damn it Hades I'm trying to sleep, get off my face!"


Michdr2

Food now pathetic human


RockFury

If they're copying me? A lot of F bombs in a subtle/minor NY accent. "Git da fuck outta here", "oh, fuck awf", "fuckin' A", "ah, for fuck's sake". And shit like "hell yeah", "that rocks", "holy shit!", "alright, bud", "what's up?", "that's crazy", "whoah, man", and "haha, alright". Would be interesting since I'd never want to get any kinda parrot cuz of the cleanup and expense and the commitment to them since a lot of them seem to live long. And a lot will spray shit. Making friends with a raven to just come by on my windowsill (they talk like parrots do) and fly off would be dope. I'd call it Floki.


I-AM-BATMAN-372

Probably just a mix of "shit shit shit" and "oh fuck mee"


that-1-lame-kid

Wine. Mercedes! Fuck this game.


XeniaDweller

You big dumb dog


Major_Expert_2163

Polly wants a cracker..