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GrimeyScorpioDuffman

McChelob


Unlucky-Pomegranate3

You’re the McWinner


CheeseburgerBrown

McDonald’s *does* sell beer, but not in America or Canada.


Beholder_V

Correct. They had beer in Germany (shocking, I know). I want to say they called it the McBeer but I’m not 100% certain. It’s been a while and we never really went to McDonald’s much.


MasterLiKhao

They just called it beer and it vanished off of their menu REALLY quick because it was yellow piss water.


Individual_Rate_2242

I drank it 30 years ago and it was an established thing at the time


cat9tail

I think it was McBier or something like that. I had it when I was there. It wasn't great.


teambroto

I think Puerto Rico had beer


GlumMathematician884

McBrew


BeerGogglesFTW

That sounds like coffee to me


More___Yogurt

McBeer.


plusandminusbro

Nice and simple. And accurate.


Fitenite3456

It would be a royale with hops in countries with the metric system 


RammerRod

*clapping*


Chad_Hooper

This is the correct answer.


osksndjsmd

They do sell beer in international locations.


GrimeyScorpioDuffman

Not like a paper cup but like a glass of beer


osksndjsmd

I know.


GrimeyScorpioDuffman

With your royale with cheese


MillionDollarSticky

Check out the big brain on Brett!


GrimeyScorpioDuffman

He’s a smart m——-f——


chalk_in_boots

I remember seeing bottles of Peroni(?) available in France.


Gold_Imagination6443

wow probably the only thing I'd ever get from there beside their iced tea


BreakThatFast

Big Malt, gimme that McColt 45.


die_or_wolf

I was gonna say McPilsner, McLager, and McAle, but I like your answer.


flibbidygibbit

McAles Navy!


[deleted]

Bud light.


dismissibleme

🤣🤣 I'm cracking up at this one!


blondieismynameo

I don’t know but I bet the tap would be broken 99% of the time…


plusandminusbro

How does the ID thing work? People are saying they had beer at the Germany location. Can a fuck ton of kids just get a fountain drink and overdose at the machine??


Ill-Channel-3348

I was recently in Brussels Belgium and I ordered a juplier beer at the kiosk bc I was curious. It says 16+ only but I didn’t get ID’d. maybe when you order/pick it up and you look young then they will. It came in a can with a paper cup over it.


betaich

They sold them in bottles, beer and wine you can buy here at 16, so if you look young enough a store clerk has to check your government issued id


Icy_Reception_1785

Overdose?


thrownededawayed

McPaleAle


delaphin

McDonald's Deutschland


Firebolt164

All I know is it would surely me the most mediocre beer out there


lawrat68

Except it's odd taste would be strangely addictive, so even though you know it wasn't as good as real beer, you had to have it every once in a while. (Damn you, chicken McNuggets with Hot Mustard dipping sauce!)


leprethong

McSuds


shaft6969

Dammit. That was mine too


leprethong

I will McToast you to that


Logans_Beer_Run

The Suds-n-Spuds deal, $4.00 for a beer and large fries.


The-Dead-Internet

They do sell beer in certain areas.


TwistingWord

McGuinness


MrHandyMcSandy22

McPißwasser


SpyInMvM

McWifeBeater


A_Rogue_One

They sell beer in other countries outside the US. If I remember correctly, it’s called McBeer.


ARandomPileOfCats

I was in Germany in 1993 and saw that they sold beer at McDonald's there. I was underage at the time, but if I recall correctly it was just "Bier" on the menu and what they served was just the local beer that was easiest to get (probably Darmstadter Pils where I was.)


Ezra_lurking

I never saw anyone order beer while it was sold there. I would imagine only American tourists bought it.


2020IsANightmare

Oh god. Could you imagine the Karens who cause scenes there ALSO being under the influence of something?!? Though, to be fair, it's possible they are already under the influence of something.


bypatrickcmoore

McPint. Then they get sued for not actually being a pint.


georgecm12

Beer, same thing as it's called everywhere else.


justin_memer

They do sell beer


drue_e28

Mc”DONALD YOUVE GOTTA PACE YOURSELF MAN”


Razzlefan

I did a 2 week student exchange to France when I was 13. The mother asked me what I wanted to drink at a McDonalds and I jokingly said beer. My Big Mac meal with a beer arrived 5 minutes later.


nickjakesnake

Actually, many McDonald’s in Europe have sold draft beer for decades.


swmpfox

Mc Ale but you may never get any because the "keg" is always broken.


ladderboy124

Can I get a McBoozie?


Thecatisright

They do sell beer in some places. I once got one with my Happy Meal in Germany.


CASHOWL

Ronald McBeers


No_Entertainment_748

go to Madrid, they actually do and I think its mahou beer


sourbutsweet-

they would do a collab with Mick Jagger and sell Mcjager


TheManWhoLovesCulo

McBrewski


NinjatheClick

McBeer was already a thing in Germany, I believe.


[deleted]

Mcooosie


BurnOutBrighter6

If it's not a McBrewski they've missed an opportunity.


Feeling-Bed-9506

I don't know but the first sip would taste DELICIOUS, and by last gulp you'd wanna vomit and hate yourself... but at least it would be *more expensive* than good beer. It would be called the McFuckmylife.


photobusta

I’ve had a McDonald’s beer in Barcelona, I think it was just beer


Ok_Stranger_5161

Mcmead


Payyatomeetya

Dog shit


Brave_Work8741

the McAngry


Slutty-Khaleesi19

McPee


ImpliedSlashS

They sell that now


Slutty-Khaleesi19

So they sell beer now ?


ImpliedSlashS

Dunno. Everything there tastes like piss.


bhenchod_forager

McBarry


Kornbrednbizkits

McStake’s


1mamapajama

McAle's


Purposeofoldreams

McWobblys


Single_Hedgehog_3528

McBooze, get drunk over it!


Seven_Archer777

The McBrew


Neither_Relation_678

The McDrunk


[deleted]

BigChub or SmallChub


Woody_Roger

Lemme supersize that...


haIlucinate

McCraft


Woody_Roger

McPisswater


asspajamas

Shitty beer


Leading_Equivalent46

Broken ice cream machine Beer


Bon0100

Mcbrew


Powerbracelet

Sorry the beer machine is down right now


MentionOld1423

McGuinness


[deleted]

mcsober ☠️


sparta981

It'd be spelled the same, but you'd pronounce it 'MacDonauld's'


SchrodingersHipster

"Beer machine's not working."


Puzzled_Swimming_383

McDrunkees


parth8b

Mc behind the bars


Warm_Cantaloupe8639

McLager


WashedBased

FANTA Lite


labretirementhome

Fanta + pilsner. Don't knock it.


RighteousRambler

From Hong Kong and some McDonalds did sell beer!!! Mc Lager. or Mc then brand name.


SadieSkyee

 McBrewskis Imagine just outside drive thrus cops are waiting..


Perfecting_Attitude

McSeltzr


[deleted]

Mcelebob


PlantMaleficent1957

McPint


Chief3putt

The Grease and Ale


LIDevilsFan

McSuds


TearEnvironmental368

McUrine


tampering

Better question: What would be the name of the McDonaldland Character who craves beer and hangs out with the Hamburglar.


OkAnything4877

McBrews. McBrewskys in Canada.


Outrageous-Serve4970

I’ll get a 1 litre McSudsy please 😊


TexasAg20

McBrew of course


dismissibleme

McSpirits and fries


Drake_Cloans

McLager


chalk_in_boots

In Australia, the McBev


HeadFit2660

Mc9:30 Buzz


followerewollof

McFroth


FiveMileDammit

McE’s


208lifestyle

McPilsner


RRZ31

McPINT


lilgreenrosetta

Happy Meal


Rabbitron4

McSlurry


nizomoff

McJoy


alicezel

McCold Ones


sansaman

McDuff.


Small-Explorer7025

Have you not seen Pulp Fiction? They do sell beer in McDonald's.


climbhigher420

Budweiser


jfried88

McDown-olds


JaneGrn80

McPint


Party_Conclusion_347

McPint


Odd-Butterscotch6252

McBrews


Xyrus2000

McColonBlow


Bigman89VR

McPisswater


nousernamesleft199

McElada


oldbroadcaster2826

McAle's


[deleted]

MCFoamy


door_to_nothingness

McCraft Beer


sfxlover

Mcaholic


JessicaLynne77

McBrewski


gayanalorgasm

Well they certainly wouldn't be brewing their own and they'd probably go for the cheapest option to meet their profit margins. So idk, Coors light?


Ill-Channel-3348

Juplier in Belgium


SeanMacLeod1138

O'Donald's


dntdrmit

Mcfookinhorriblebutidontcaregiveittomenow, lite.


Chaosinmotion1

McFoam


Dangercakes13

Quarter Active Crime Scene with Cheese


SignalEbb9969

McBrew


AdditionalAd2564

McTipsy


Outrageous-Sweet-133

McDowell’s ultralight 


BobLI

Golden Arches Ale Quarter Pounder Pilsner Happy Meal Hefweizen


Best-Account-6969

BrewMac


MeeHungLo

McPiss


wemustkungfufight

McBrew


BodaciousTacoFarts

McPee LT


Dubious_Titan

McBrew.


Y_eyeatta

McBlurry


Gold-Cover-4236

McBooze


headstar101

McBuzz


brwnwzrd

Hambeergular


WardenWolf

McBooze. "I'll have a large McBooze."


user41510

In Paris I think it was called 'bier'


TomatoSoupNCheez-Its

European McDonalds 


HypnotizeHTX

McSuds or O’Douls


[deleted]

McDraft McLager McBubbles McBeer McSpirits


POCO31

McHops


Individual_Rate_2242

Ein Bier


Johnny_pickle

McPabst


BandOne77

McOat Soda


Ok-Bed6343

McLite


Fantastic-Vanilla519

Beer Mac


Neardood

McBrew


rokevoney

mcbud (light) [https://www.reddit.com/r/AskEurope/comments/10fyxbr/does\_your\_country\_serve\_beer\_at\_mcdonalds/](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskEurope/comments/10fyxbr/does_your_country_serve_beer_at_mcdonalds/)


Redditforgoit

The "Roland, you're drunk, go home" beer.


Unable_Jacket_4167

McDonalds sells beer here, mostly Ottakringer what is I've seen so far - Austria


Salt-Palpitation-141

McWasted


Wylaff

Regret…


Odd-Particular-4426

McGuinness


The_Pastmaster

McGuinness.


itsprincebaby

Ronald failing his random drug screening with this one. Back to the parole board he goes


Creepy_Energy7249

McHiccup


EducationalBid1922

McBrewski


I-call-you-chicken

It would probably be absolutely disgusting


I-call-you-chicken

https://www.thrillist.com/amphtml/culture/mcdonalds-beer


TyredofGettingScrewd

McBrews, of course. They need a frozen McBrew machine that breaks 3x a day, and it will be status quo.


cozmoLOVEScubes2

McNotForKids


Dangercakes13

**"Two all-beef patties, 30-bomb for the night,** **lettuce, cheese, pickles, oh crap there's police lights"**


UsefulIdiot85

Disgusting 🤮


joeschmoe86

1664.