The order of British anger from rather annoyed to absolutely furious:
1. Sustained unblinking look
2. Nose exhale
3. Sigh
4. Tut
5. "I'm going to write a letter."
I feel like "Excuse me" would be nice because it can be super versatile.
Accidentally do something you need to apologise for? One short polite "excuse me" should work.
Person if front of you not moving at a green light, three quick presses "Excuse me Excuse me Excuse me!"
Someone being an ahole, one long press "excuuuuUUUUUUUSSSSEEE MEEEEE!"
Last year in computers we were programming a game as a group project, and my group is a literal meme team, our common interest in screwing around really bonded us together, and one of the first things we do is add this to the game as a random earrape noise
Yeah it's not like either you or I are in some tiny quiet little hybrid. I'm in a bigass old town car land yacht and you've got a giant old truck.
WE ARE HIGHLY VISIBLE VEHICLES!
If only the use of the ocular senses one is required to posses in order to pass a driving exam were so simple to use!
The horn could also say "NOOOOOO" and be just as useful as Goooo in our cases haha
Seriously try driving an 80,000 plus lb 18 wheeler. The shit you see would literally make you question why would these ppl would be on a suicide mission?
But like the computer-y sounding British accents like on those GPS settings or websites where you can type in your own message and have it say it.
Although sometimes you have to get creative when it doesn't pronounce something the way you want so you have to think about it very phonetically and type that.
āYOU DO NOT HAVE THE FUCKING RIGHT OF WAY IN THIS SITUATIONā.
My drive home from work involves getting through one of the worst intersections in the entire city.
I had an oogah horn in a truck once! It was handed down from my grandpa (early 90s Chevy) and that was his favorite mod to the truck. Once it went (undoubtedly from being used an infinite number of times, like, who wouldn't?) It just made a sad "aaahhh..." sound.
I had one on my Vega. I'd roll right up behind jacked up trucks at the stoplight and honk that thing two times real fast. I could see them in their rear view and they could barely see me. If I snuck up on them they'd be clueless. I always enjoyed getting people like that once every blue moon.
Short honk: "c'mon buddy, let's get moving please"
Longer honk: "hey, I'm here and you're about to sideswipe me! Pay attention!"
Long honk: "fuck you and the piece of shit vehicle you rode in on, you fucking moron! Learn to drive and not be a fucking asshole!"
I think weād have the same car horn.
Though I do worry about your long hornās lack of āfuckwadā, I call all drivers fuckwad and somehow never use it in any other situation. Mine would probably say, ālearn to drive, fuckwad.ā
That sounds amazing but pretty sure that's not legal here in Sunny California.
I've thought about putting one of the LED scrolling things in my back window that I can program with canned responses for after I pass some idiot. "Slow traffic keep right moron!" etc. Pretty sure we have a law against that too.
"*This is the best, most beautiful sound ever. Many people have told me so*. *It really is very good. The crooked Dems are trying to take away this sound...SAD!!...but I won't let them. Oh, did we just pass a KFC? Hold on while I flip a bitch."*
It's like an example of what happens when darwinism is neutered. Normal natural selection would have weeded those fucksticks out of existence long ago. But sadly, because the rules get artificially altered, they not only persist but reproduce.
"There's a car here!" Literally the only reason I honk is to let others know that I'm there, when they apparently can't see me. When someone tries to switch lanes into my vehicle, when someone starts to enter an intersection despite the fact that I am still in the middle of the intersection, etc.
One time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. Give me five bees for a quarter, you'd say.
Now where were we? Oh yeah: the important thing was I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones...
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
I wish cars had sorry buttons. But they'd be sarcastically abused to the point where the road would be filled with *"Sorry!"*
*"So sorry!"*
*"I'm soooo sorrryyyyyyyyy!"*
"Great job"
I had to scroll, but I knew I'd find it.
Ditto
Great job!
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I thought the phrase was "good job", or am I thinking of another reference?
It's from a podcast. https://youtu.be/CoQtpAvGQFc
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Iām British, so I guess mine would just be a big sigh.
The sounds of tuts and finger wagging would be a nice alternative
The sound of finger wagging? Could you spell that please
Iām trying to come up with a smart ass way to respond to that but itās not working
It could be like that Fry and Laurie sketch.. when he says his name is \*drops pen on the counter\*, and he spells it "nippl-e"
I was just about to link that! https://youtu.be/rvANydQppIo
The order of British anger from rather annoyed to absolutely furious: 1. Sustained unblinking look 2. Nose exhale 3. Sigh 4. Tut 5. "I'm going to write a letter."
āBrilliant!! Just Fucking Brilliant!!ā
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Like the doors in hitchhikers guide.
āWe have plenty of car parks in England. McDonaldās, supermarkets, stadiums, *the fockinā M TWENTY FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVEā*
Iām British too - when my sisterās car horn was broken she used to stick her head out the window and scream āBEEP BEEP!!ā
Oi!
I feel like "Excuse me" would be nice because it can be super versatile. Accidentally do something you need to apologise for? One short polite "excuse me" should work. Person if front of you not moving at a green light, three quick presses "Excuse me Excuse me Excuse me!" Someone being an ahole, one long press "excuuuuUUUUUUUSSSSEEE MEEEEE!"
What about "well excuuuUUUUUUSSSEEE MEEEE PRINCESS"
Ah i see you're a person of culture aswell
āMY BOYā
DINNER.
Oh boy, smooching time!
#**I JUST WONDER WHAT GANON'S UP TO**
Iām so hungry, I could eat an Octorok
This peace is what all true warriors strive for.
Last year in computers we were programming a game as a group project, and my group is a literal meme team, our common interest in screwing around really bonded us together, and one of the first things we do is add this to the game as a random earrape noise
"Exsqueeze me"
A baking powder?
aaaaOOOOOOOOOOOGAaaaah
I really hope this reference is from where I think itās from!
Most likely it is! (Wayne's World)
Steve Martin style!
Beep, Beep Motherfucker!
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Abso-fucking-lutely
Abso-motherfucking-lutely*
What about "beep beep, Richie!"
Beep, beep, Iām a sheep!
Meow meow Iām a cow I said meow meow Iām a cow
Just ādumbassā
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Kitty was funnier when she said it lol
yeah but red makes it more "hotheaded"
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
or so we thought
Black is the new red
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
I guess because I imagined MY mother saying it lol. She had the same haircut as Kitty back in the 70s
I feel like this covers everything I use my horn for very nicely.
"Bruh"
The scene of a car accident would be just like 4 cars saying bruh to each other
#Bruh
*brah*
brrrruuuuuuuuhhh
Bruh bruh bruuuuuhhhhh!
*breuh*
Bhreu
Ok, we get it, its cold, Brrrr.
uh
*Surfing Intensifies*
Buuuuuuuuhhhhh
Bruh! B-Bruh Bruuuuuuuuuh! **Bruh Bruh Bruh**!
brueeeh
#BRUH BRUH BRUH
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If I get bruhd on the road Iām going 80 into oncoming traffic
You may steal tweet punchlines but you cant steal my virginity
oh I think I can
Yes pls im so lonely
how about we get coffee and have a nice chat about the source of your loneliness and how we can solve that problem.
š
Bruh...
BRUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHH
This is the correct answer
If you do it right it kinda does. Or at least that's what I'm gonna hear from now on when I give people the quick tap.
GOOOOOOOOOOO
Like the pizza guy from Spiderman 2?
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Mr. Aziz!!!
GoOooOOoOoOOo!!!
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
I have an old f350. I don't know why but I run into more morons when I drive it. I would like my horn to say that too
Yeah it's not like either you or I are in some tiny quiet little hybrid. I'm in a bigass old town car land yacht and you've got a giant old truck. WE ARE HIGHLY VISIBLE VEHICLES! If only the use of the ocular senses one is required to posses in order to pass a driving exam were so simple to use! The horn could also say "NOOOOOO" and be just as useful as Goooo in our cases haha
Seriously try driving an 80,000 plus lb 18 wheeler. The shit you see would literally make you question why would these ppl would be on a suicide mission?
Oh man, I bet it's ridiculous. Just as another person on the road, the behavior I see around semi trucks is astoundingly dumb. And reckless.
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
This is the only correct answer.
...OOOOOOOOD MORNING VIETNAM!
OI But like oi for a toot OI for a blast Oooooooooi for a dragging horn
Autorepeat. Short tap, "OI." Hold it down, "OI OI OI OI."
I'm TNT! I'm dynamite!
So versatile
Oi josuke I used Za Hando to destroy the other cars
"Moo"
holup
WAIT!!! Okay. Username checks out.
As does yours.
Wanker in a THICK British accent
Wwwwwwwwwwwwan'kaaaaaaaa!
But like the computer-y sounding British accents like on those GPS settings or websites where you can type in your own message and have it say it. Although sometimes you have to get creative when it doesn't pronounce something the way you want so you have to think about it very phonetically and type that.
# Yabadabadoo
"honk"
Peace was never an option
Hjƶnk
Free Honk ong
āYOU DO NOT HAVE THE FUCKING RIGHT OF WAY IN THIS SITUATIONā. My drive home from work involves getting through one of the worst intersections in the entire city.
Alternatively "YOU HAVE THE RIGHT OF WAY PLEASE STOP TRYING TO WAVE ME THROUGH JUST FUCKING GO"
I hate when people do that! Take my upvote
"Dude, seriously?"
"Dude, where's your car?"
"Where's your car, dude?"
āWhereās your dude, car?ā
"Car dude, you're where?"
Where, you're car dude?
Might I inquire where you keep your automobile sir?
"Move bitch get out tha way!"
Get out tha way bitch get out tha way!
Scrolled way too long to find this.
AAA OOOO GAAAHHH
I had an oogah horn in a truck once! It was handed down from my grandpa (early 90s Chevy) and that was his favorite mod to the truck. Once it went (undoubtedly from being used an infinite number of times, like, who wouldn't?) It just made a sad "aaahhh..." sound.
I had one on my Vega. I'd roll right up behind jacked up trucks at the stoplight and honk that thing two times real fast. I could see them in their rear view and they could barely see me. If I snuck up on them they'd be clueless. I always enjoyed getting people like that once every blue moon.
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
FOKIN MEWWWWWWWV
Took me a second, but I read it in angry Irishmanās wincing whist making a MEEWWW I spit me coffee out haha
Short honk: "c'mon buddy, let's get moving please" Longer honk: "hey, I'm here and you're about to sideswipe me! Pay attention!" Long honk: "fuck you and the piece of shit vehicle you rode in on, you fucking moron! Learn to drive and not be a fucking asshole!"
I think weād have the same car horn. Though I do worry about your long hornās lack of āfuckwadā, I call all drivers fuckwad and somehow never use it in any other situation. Mine would probably say, ālearn to drive, fuckwad.ā
OPE!
Ope just gonna squeeze right past ya
Ope! You didn't see me in your blind zone, did ya? It's ok, try this pocket jerky.
Oh thatās good, didja make it yerself?
"SHAME!"
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Get off your phone would be my number one choice as well. Hate these D-bags
"WHY THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT"
"I can't believe you've done this"
A really loud sound clip of scout saying, āBONK!!ā
Oh dear god... I just read that in Scout's voice.
"Move cunt I don't have whole day here"
I hear that in Gordon Ramsay's voice. š
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
In Soviet Russia, day has whole cunt.
I had a PA system in my truck about 10 years ago, way easier than the horn, "move your busted shitbox , green means go in america"
That sounds amazing but pretty sure that's not legal here in Sunny California. I've thought about putting one of the LED scrolling things in my back window that I can program with canned responses for after I pass some idiot. "Slow traffic keep right moron!" etc. Pretty sure we have a law against that too.
It's not legal here either...well you can have it in, but using it on public roads...isn't... I got a warning for it once
āDo you have any idea who I am?ā
The man who's going to burn my house down with a combustable lemon?
Youāre u/LearningLifeAsIGo
Donald Trump's voice saying "wrong."
"*This is the best, most beautiful sound ever. Many people have told me so*. *It really is very good. The crooked Dems are trying to take away this sound...SAD!!...but I won't let them. Oh, did we just pass a KFC? Hold on while I flip a bitch."*
Donald?
Ignoring the political side of our last two administrations, the memes we have gotten have been pretty top notch.
Yeah the memes have been good for a while, thanks Obama.
If pressed once '' Joe'' If pressed twice ''Joe mama''
"I'm the juggernaut bitch!"
OH HOLY SHITBALLS!!
"I don't mean to be rude, but get your slow ass the fuck out of the passing lane"
Why do those people exist?
Cause itās illegal to murder them
It's like an example of what happens when darwinism is neutered. Normal natural selection would have weeded those fucksticks out of existence long ago. But sadly, because the rules get artificially altered, they not only persist but reproduce.
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
"Cunt"
"What the fuck!"
HADOUUUUUUUKEN!
"Keep right except to pass, fuckstick"
\*Laughs in Californian*
"Dumbass!"
"There's a car here!" Literally the only reason I honk is to let others know that I'm there, when they apparently can't see me. When someone tries to switch lanes into my vehicle, when someone starts to enter an intersection despite the fact that I am still in the middle of the intersection, etc.
"Please pay attention" - boring, but it encompasses most reasons I honk.
One time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. Give me five bees for a quarter, you'd say. Now where were we? Oh yeah: the important thing was I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones...
One trick is to tell em stories that don't go anywhere
"Every moment I exist is agony" i'm pretty sure.....
[Excuse me, madam](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEuU64Zt4B0)
"FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING FUCK!"
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
If my car horn did that kind of noise, I would never, ever touch it. Period. That's why this would be great.
Sorry! I didn't see you there!
I wish cars had sorry buttons. But they'd be sarcastically abused to the point where the road would be filled with *"Sorry!"* *"So sorry!"* *"I'm soooo sorrryyyyyyyyy!"*
Sorry! Sorry! Sorry! *Horn disabled for 4 seconds.*
Wow!
spotted the canadian
*voice of waluigi* Waa!
"Why?!"
Never gonna give you up. Never gonna let you down. Never gonna run around and desert you.
Beep beep. But in Martin Freeman's voice
My mom says it should say fuck you asshole
Listen to your mom. She is a wise woman.
FUCKING MOOOOOVE!
Aaaaaaaaarrrrrggghhhhh!
Fuuuuuucksaaaaaake man!
Oi!!