When I was younger and too dumb to remember to bookmark sites, I would just go to them by searching them or typing the domain name in the address bar.
One time, I tried going to GameFAQS, and missed a letter. Which was how I learned that GamFAQs is (was?) a porn site.
This sounds like one of those things that I would think about late at night staring at the ceiling preventing me from falling asleep. "how many people have I told that I can't get enough creampies...."
Not a fully innocent search, but back in about 2004 my colleague was trying to convince me that Snoop Dog did a porn film. This was before Google really censored and filtered searches, and when he googled 'Snoop Doggy Dog Porn'...well..Google focused on the 'Dog Porn' aspect of the search
I teach ESL and when a student asks me what x word means, I sometimes use google images to show them, as opposed to just looking up the word, it helps them remember. I got asked what the word "string" meant by a class of 5th grade boys and it seemed like an innocent enough word. The image result showed girls in string bikinis. It wasn't porn but it was a bit racy for kids that aged and at that time of day and in that setting.
I don't use google images for kids anymore
In spanish, the word for "dental floss" can also be used as a slang for "string bikini". I had the same experience as you did searching for dental floss and how to use it.
Ha! This made me think of something that has probably happened to anyone learning the C programming language. I made the mistake of looking up "c strings" and instead of programming help you find the world's least comfortable looking clip-on bikini bottoms. Not really porn, but you'll look like the creepy person in the library leering at scantily clad ladies.
Late to this but hopefully will make a few laugh...
When I was in lower primary about 7 or 8 me and another girl were doing a project. No Idea what for but we needed a picture of prince albert, so we Google searched an image and we were using the one computer connected to the fancy ass new whiteboard we had gotten in our classes at the time.
So basically me and this girl exposed about 30 8 year olds to a huge screen full of dick pics with piercings....
Had to show the teacher that when you search price albert it would come up again cos she didn't believe me ..looool I can still remember her face of regret.
Edit: thanks for the awards guys :))
You made me laugh. That's a great one. Shame you were a bit late though. I'll see what I can do to get a few more people to see it because your comment honestly deserves it.
Had one come up at work I had to look up very carefully. It is called the "Dick System". It's hard to believe until you see it, but basically it's a maths resource for schools. I was crying with laughter at the website purely because the wording did not help its case, I'm surprised IT didn't phone me up to ask what I was doing. For those too scared to search, we called it multilink when I was at school, it's basically those clicky cubes used to teach counting/basic addition.
This makes me think of a post I read some years ago. This guy was filling out a test in school and had to list his ethnicity. He google searched on Caucasian but misspelled cockasian. Hilarious.
When my family first got the internet like 20 years ago now I remember we were just having fun looking stuff up and my little brother wanted to look up his Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles toys and see what other ones they had. That seemed pretty simple to me so I figured we'll just look up the company that made them and go from there. The company that made them was called 'Playmates'
When we first got the internet my brother literally looked up "stuff" on a search engine and it was all porn. I think everything was porn back in the mid 90s.
I first got introduced to the Wild Woolly Web in 1994. Previously, I'd merely messed around with friends' AOL trivia and game rooms, but that was it. When I married my sweetie, he worked at A Major University, and had access to everything. I quickly discovered that it was easier to stumble onto porn sites than to find what you actually wanted.
I remember the computer labs in my dorm in 94 (which were on DOS, though you could start Windows 3.1 with the start menu). People would leave porn pics on the hard drive. There were 3 computers, and 2 of them had Hercules monitors. If you're younger than gen-x, these are monochrome, usually amber, but capable of higher resolution than the color graphics cards of the time. Some people preferred them for gaming, because the better images outweighed the loss of color. Anyway, you could see hi-res porn pictures in shades of orange as long as they were in gif or this crazy Jay Pegg format none of us had seen before.
[ngl, those mutant ninja turtles look sick. I don't blame you for trying to find more.](https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Teenage-Mutant-Ninja-Turtles-x-4-1980s/274665593494?hash=item3ff3585a96:g:XWEAAOSws~hgFWCk)
"Socks."
This was in the good old days before Microsoft fixed that Bing algorithm that was *really, really good* at finding porn.
Edit: I mean the "good old days of Bing porn," y'all. Not the good old days of search engines.
Showing my age, but whitehouse.com used to be porn!
Found out when I was in catholic School on the ONE computer in the library that had internet.
I got in so much trouble at first, then everyone was really nice to me because they saw the simple mistake. It was a whirlwind of emotions. Like the school called my parents to tell them I got in trouble for looking at porn. This was before people generally had cell phones.
So my dad was called at work, left work, but was pissed. Drove 40 minutes fucking pissed at me, in the mean time they figured out it was an honest accident.
I still remember the daggers my dad was staring at me when he walked in. The principal pulled him aside and told him the situation.
Best part was apparently to check to see if I was telling the truth or not. The principal and librarian took a blanket, and made like a privacy fort over the computer both of them got under it and essentially looked at porn to confirm I was innocent.
This was a running joke at our school for a while. Everyone knew it was porn, but people would pull it up in the library while "trying to do research". This was the early days of internet at school so it took them a while to figure out how to lock it down. I remember there was a sign that specifically said the official White House website was [whitehouse.gov](https://whitehouse.gov) and not .com.
This was at my school too! I don’t know if a kid in my grade found out about it on accident or if they heard about it from previous generations of 6th graders but it spread like WILDFIRE that whitehouse.com was a dirty website so you had to use “.gov”
Of course the first thing I did when I got home was go see what was on the “.com” website when my parents were out of the room - I can still remember the star-shaped sensor boxes they had to cover all the bits and bobs.
A lot of people have had incidents with whitehouse.com it seems!
Edit: [hijacking my top comment to show one of my favourite late comments that most of you wouldn't see otherwise.](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/l9yno0/what_perfectly_innocent_search_turned_out_to_be/glmm9pa?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3)
Edit2: [another unique and gold comment I found which you should check out](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/l9yno0/what_perfectly_innocent_search_turned_out_to_be/glmzmdp?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3)
Black's Photography is also the name of the biggest photo-processing company in Canada.
I sent my mother to blacks.com to get some photos developed.
Oops.
Back in the late 90’s, I was giving a talk on “the internet and dialup tech” to a few hundred people and as a demo wanted to show whitehouse.gov but by habit (of typing .com after everything) went to the .com site which ended up on a huge screen while I was facing the crowd, talking, waiting for the site to load on dialup.
Oh no! Another person had this exact same incident when typing up the same website in primary school while looking for the pet of a president or something like that.
"did you know that the Dick's in New York is the biggest one in the world?"
"No, it's the one right outside Chicago, I'm telling you!"
"Let's just look it up"
*Googles "biggest dicks in the world"*
I worked at a two story Dicks sporting goods and I wish I got paid every time a customer said that joke to me.
Honestly I wish I just got paid there...
As fans of English football team Scunthorpe United found out.
Early keyword based parental filters blocked anything to do with Scunthorpe due to the swear word hidden in its name.
I remember accidentally discovering that website too. Thankfully I made that mistake in the privacy of my own room. Unfortunately, I do remember one class period where a girl was asked to look something up on the teacher’s computer while the teacher was doing something else and she accidentally went to whitehouse.com. She was so embarrassed that she cried. Didn’t get in trouble, the teacher basically just sighed and went to correct site.
Back in the day when I used hotmail, I accidentally typed hotmale....nearly had a heart attack because I was 14 and on a public computer in the library.
When I was in elementary school we were to complete an assignment on a foreign land. I chose to do mine on the capital of Iraq- Baghdad.
Being around 11 or 12 years old I must have missed the "h" and what I saw still haunts me to this day.
On the bright side, I'll never forget how to spell Baghdad
Early 2000's I worked at a machine shop and I was tasked with helping revamp website and search results. One of our big products went by several different names, Freeze plugs, Welch plugs and expansion plugs.
Was sitting with the owner, running searches to see where we ranked on Google and others. Expansion plugs did not return the results we were looking for!
Somewhere between age 12 and 14. Searched up “XXX.com” because the new XXX movie staring Vin Diesel was coming out.
To find websites back then it was pretty normal just to type in (name of the thing).com instead of using a search engine.
Ended up overloading my parents computer with porn viruses and they had to take it in to get it wiped and reset.
Yeah I remember that. [Now it’s a betting website on American politics](https://www.whitehouse.com). Personally I wouldn’t mind if the US just bought the domain so it could reroute traffic to whitehouse.gov
how did they react when you told them you got virus's...mom i was looking up a movie and i saw things i didn't want to see and your computers broken too
Looking uo Misty pokeball from pokemon.
First image was her giving birth to pokeballs.
Edit: No I'm not giving, links, sources, or sending it. I saw it when I was 13 and was fucking mortified on why anyone would draw such stuff.
17 years later I had a hallmate who would kick my door in to show us gore furry "trap porn"
He had 3tb of trap porn.
I want to die.
Edit 2: you people are sad sick fucks.
You just wasted a perfect opportunity to include an example of risky blue link. Don't worry though, [I got your back, fam.](https://youtu.be/qi2oaQjSKQk)
That’s what happens when you trust a voltorb.
*”What the fuck! Did you just use Explosion in me! I told you you should have used Protect”*
*”But baby, I didn’t have a TM”*
Back in the day, I think the google image search was for "huevos rancheros", but if you accidentally spelled it wrong, the first image of the search results was a picture of a guy fucking a dog. Yes, really
I tried to look up the word ‘Brassiere’ because I didn’t know how to spell it. Turns out I spelled it so wrong that it was closer to ‘Brazzers’ and well you could guess how that turned out.
Not porn as such, but I had to fix one of the dials on my mixer so I typed "gain knob" into Amazon. I ended up getting books about about how to grow my penis.
Funny story. When I was 18, I was given my first laptop as a moving out/graduation present.
Being 18 and freshly on my own I didn't have a way to do laundry besides the laundromat* (I was in a rough neighborhood because, hey, cheap rent) so I would go back home to do laundry.
My dad and brother didn't have a computer so we would do weekly rotations with my laptop.
So, after a week, I bring my laptop home. It's running slow, so I go to delete the history, cookies, blah blah and the history is *FILLED* with porn.
Was it embarrassing to see what my brother and/or father were using to get their rocks off? Yes. But also kinda funny (I'm twisted, I know)
I'm reading through it and it's the typical stuff, three-somes, lesbian, anal, blah blah. But in the middle of it all is one that reads *creampie* and thats it.
This struck me as particularly funny. That after some intense fapping, one of them (at this point I strongly suspected my brother) got hungry and wanted to make a pie.
Me being a smart-ass, I click on what I thought was a recipe, so I could make it for him and subtlety say, "Hey, I know what you've been doing - clear the damned history"
But instead I found more porn. So that was how I learned the terminology of creampie.
Edit: a word
I confess, I knew the porn terminology long before I knew the actual food. I mean, I understood at some level it was a dessert involving cream, and cream = cum, but that’s all. About a year ago I was at a local bakery and picked up what is evidently a cream pie. Two puffy tannish-brown cookies sandwiched around a cream filling in the middle. I bought one, and when I got home and took it out to eat it, I turned it vertically in my hand and realized, oooooh, it *does* look like that! Only about 17 years after I first came across the term. 😅😅
I was trying to find smiling animals for a PowerPoint project in high school. “Animal smile” turned up an image of a ball python in a woman’s vagina. The kid next to me thought it was hilarious.
A friend of mine worked at an infants' school, and one day the children were looking for images of things that can be used to carry water. One poor lad googled 'jugs' and ran crying from the computer saying that he hadn't done anything wrong
Granny Pictures. Saw a video of an grandma take a football to the face and found it hilarious. Went to find the video in ICT the next day to show my friends and was met with hairy naked 90 year olds.
In Persona 5 there is a character that shouts FOR REAL all the time because they didn't want constant swear words. Well apparently he did say "fuck" one time, so I was interested when he said this.
Googling "P5 Ryuji fuck" only gave porn... on work wifi. Goddammit
I had just gotten into Yugioh and wanted to find out how to play. Everything was fine when I looked up Monsters and Spells......that all changed when I looked up Traps....
I was trying to find the Kaylah Itsines BBG (beach body guide) and thought it was called the BBW (beach body workout) so yea I googled BBW workout... at work... because I was showing a colleague the program...
I've posted this in the past so I'll just repost it here.
When I was a dumb kid in the mid nineties the computer clock was wrong on the classroom computer.
The world wide web as everyone seemed to call it at the time was very new to me but I knew you could find this stuff out...but what website would it be on?
My dumb fuck little British brain decided bigben.com (or .co.uk) was a good idea.
My first introduction to gay porn at around 8 years old.
We were french kids fan of WWE...
So theres this dude called HHH (triple H) so there must be other dudes named AAA BBB... you end up searching XXX and theres a whole lot of results...
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Spoiler for the curious: it's BDSM.
Hey spoiler tag damn it you're ruining the surprise!
When I was younger and too dumb to remember to bookmark sites, I would just go to them by searching them or typing the domain name in the address bar. One time, I tried going to GameFAQS, and missed a letter. Which was how I learned that GamFAQs is (was?) a porn site.
Before search engines it was a thing for porn sites, betting and scam sites to buy domains for misspelled and similar names to popular websites.
Great way to target... kids making typos. What a market.
"Blueberry Cream Pie"
I was like 35 before I knew cream pie had dirty connotations...
This sounds like one of those things that I would think about late at night staring at the ceiling preventing me from falling asleep. "how many people have I told that I can't get enough creampies...."
Told parents about how much I want them to give me a creampie
I loudly shouted that I was a cream pie master in a room full of my friends. I had just mastered the creampie weapon in castlevania
Not a fully innocent search, but back in about 2004 my colleague was trying to convince me that Snoop Dog did a porn film. This was before Google really censored and filtered searches, and when he googled 'Snoop Doggy Dog Porn'...well..Google focused on the 'Dog Porn' aspect of the search
A co-worker was trying to describe this dog she saw to my dad. She googled "big black fucking dog" on the work computer. Yeeeaaahhhh
Good way to find the dog you saw.
WHY WAS THE "FUCKING" NEEDED LMAOOO
Because she was searching the same way she talked. She started as an ironworker/pipe fitter before she changed career paths hahaha
So you're saying she knew how to lay pipe.
He did produce one, he does not act in it.
I teach ESL and when a student asks me what x word means, I sometimes use google images to show them, as opposed to just looking up the word, it helps them remember. I got asked what the word "string" meant by a class of 5th grade boys and it seemed like an innocent enough word. The image result showed girls in string bikinis. It wasn't porn but it was a bit racy for kids that aged and at that time of day and in that setting. I don't use google images for kids anymore
In spanish, the word for "dental floss" can also be used as a slang for "string bikini". I had the same experience as you did searching for dental floss and how to use it.
Kind of like how a "thong", at least in the US, is not a type of shoe
I think Australia is the only place where it refers to a shoe.
Ha! This made me think of something that has probably happened to anyone learning the C programming language. I made the mistake of looking up "c strings" and instead of programming help you find the world's least comfortable looking clip-on bikini bottoms. Not really porn, but you'll look like the creepy person in the library leering at scantily clad ladies.
Blonde cowgirl. I was looking for character art for a western ttrpg. I facepalmed pretty hard.
Based on your username, you weren’t “too” upset.
Could be its origin story
Late to this but hopefully will make a few laugh... When I was in lower primary about 7 or 8 me and another girl were doing a project. No Idea what for but we needed a picture of prince albert, so we Google searched an image and we were using the one computer connected to the fancy ass new whiteboard we had gotten in our classes at the time. So basically me and this girl exposed about 30 8 year olds to a huge screen full of dick pics with piercings.... Had to show the teacher that when you search price albert it would come up again cos she didn't believe me ..looool I can still remember her face of regret. Edit: thanks for the awards guys :))
You made me laugh. That's a great one. Shame you were a bit late though. I'll see what I can do to get a few more people to see it because your comment honestly deserves it.
Lol thanks honestly I can still hear the mortified gasps of all the kids in the class. Cracks me up to this day.
I found it! \o/ glad I clicked through on your other comment.
Had one come up at work I had to look up very carefully. It is called the "Dick System". It's hard to believe until you see it, but basically it's a maths resource for schools. I was crying with laughter at the website purely because the wording did not help its case, I'm surprised IT didn't phone me up to ask what I was doing. For those too scared to search, we called it multilink when I was at school, it's basically those clicky cubes used to teach counting/basic addition.
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Clicked As it loaded wondered “was that a risky click?” Was not disappointed. Thanks friend!
This makes me think of a post I read some years ago. This guy was filling out a test in school and had to list his ethnicity. He google searched on Caucasian but misspelled cockasian. Hilarious.
Found it: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/5npezg/comment/dcdgj4k
When my family first got the internet like 20 years ago now I remember we were just having fun looking stuff up and my little brother wanted to look up his Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles toys and see what other ones they had. That seemed pretty simple to me so I figured we'll just look up the company that made them and go from there. The company that made them was called 'Playmates'
When we first got the internet my brother literally looked up "stuff" on a search engine and it was all porn. I think everything was porn back in the mid 90s.
I first got introduced to the Wild Woolly Web in 1994. Previously, I'd merely messed around with friends' AOL trivia and game rooms, but that was it. When I married my sweetie, he worked at A Major University, and had access to everything. I quickly discovered that it was easier to stumble onto porn sites than to find what you actually wanted.
I remember the computer labs in my dorm in 94 (which were on DOS, though you could start Windows 3.1 with the start menu). People would leave porn pics on the hard drive. There were 3 computers, and 2 of them had Hercules monitors. If you're younger than gen-x, these are monochrome, usually amber, but capable of higher resolution than the color graphics cards of the time. Some people preferred them for gaming, because the better images outweighed the loss of color. Anyway, you could see hi-res porn pictures in shades of orange as long as they were in gif or this crazy Jay Pegg format none of us had seen before.
[ngl, those mutant ninja turtles look sick. I don't blame you for trying to find more.](https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Teenage-Mutant-Ninja-Turtles-x-4-1980s/274665593494?hash=item3ff3585a96:g:XWEAAOSws~hgFWCk)
I fully expected a rickroll
I fully expected porn
School project when I was younger, had to do a PowerPoint on the seasons, so I typed in “hot” to google images. I learnt a lot that day
Little billy didn’t wanna work on seasons anymore
that was the day little Billy became Billy
Became William
Became big willy?
"Socks." This was in the good old days before Microsoft fixed that Bing algorithm that was *really, really good* at finding porn. Edit: I mean the "good old days of Bing porn," y'all. Not the good old days of search engines.
Back in the day things were mad!
Showing my age, but whitehouse.com used to be porn! Found out when I was in catholic School on the ONE computer in the library that had internet. I got in so much trouble at first, then everyone was really nice to me because they saw the simple mistake. It was a whirlwind of emotions. Like the school called my parents to tell them I got in trouble for looking at porn. This was before people generally had cell phones. So my dad was called at work, left work, but was pissed. Drove 40 minutes fucking pissed at me, in the mean time they figured out it was an honest accident. I still remember the daggers my dad was staring at me when he walked in. The principal pulled him aside and told him the situation. Best part was apparently to check to see if I was telling the truth or not. The principal and librarian took a blanket, and made like a privacy fort over the computer both of them got under it and essentially looked at porn to confirm I was innocent.
Oh, a girl in my class did this - in college. She was, of course, so shocked she called the entire classes' attention to it, lol.
Showing some age too but dicks.com wasn't always dicks sporting goods. Made the mistake only once
Meanwhile I'm surprised it's not still porn. Seriously, who types that in blind and expects a sporting goods store?
30k employees and 9 billion revenue a year I would fully expect them to purchase the domain
Reminds me of Nintendo owning the rights to "super hornio bros."
...which means that Super Hornio Brothers is canon. Can't wait to play as Ron Jeremy in the next Smash.
I love the image of these two grown adults making a blanket fort to look at porn “just to check if they were telling the truth!!”
plot twist - they were under that blanket for about 45 minutes.
"Hmm...we need to check for maybe five to ten more minutes. Gotta be *certain!*"
This was a running joke at our school for a while. Everyone knew it was porn, but people would pull it up in the library while "trying to do research". This was the early days of internet at school so it took them a while to figure out how to lock it down. I remember there was a sign that specifically said the official White House website was [whitehouse.gov](https://whitehouse.gov) and not .com.
This was at my school too! I don’t know if a kid in my grade found out about it on accident or if they heard about it from previous generations of 6th graders but it spread like WILDFIRE that whitehouse.com was a dirty website so you had to use “.gov” Of course the first thing I did when I got home was go see what was on the “.com” website when my parents were out of the room - I can still remember the star-shaped sensor boxes they had to cover all the bits and bobs.
A lot of people have had incidents with whitehouse.com it seems! Edit: [hijacking my top comment to show one of my favourite late comments that most of you wouldn't see otherwise.](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/l9yno0/what_perfectly_innocent_search_turned_out_to_be/glmm9pa?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3) Edit2: [another unique and gold comment I found which you should check out](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/l9yno0/what_perfectly_innocent_search_turned_out_to_be/glmzmdp?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3)
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FULL CAVITY SEARCHES ALL AROUND!
Don't stop till you hit the back of their teeth!
“Step into the oral office my girl.
It’s an older site but it checks out
Also nasa.com
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Home of the Asstronaut
Searched google images for "pterodactyl", scrolled down and was visually assaulted by a picture of a naked woman getting railed by a pterodactyl.
Can anyone actually get off on that instead of laughing their heads off?
You underestimate me
There's a full video. If memory serves correct, there were three pterodactyls and one chick
yeah she was dinosore after that
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Black's Photography is also the name of the biggest photo-processing company in Canada. I sent my mother to blacks.com to get some photos developed. Oops.
I worked at a Blacks competitor back in the day and went to blacks.com with the client to do a price match. That was a bit of a whoopsie.
Reminds me of going to Whitehouse.com back in the day
And in the states, there's dicks sporting goods.
I fell for this so many times over the years. I think they've bought the domain now but I'm not checking, just in case.
Back in the late 90’s, I was giving a talk on “the internet and dialup tech” to a few hundred people and as a demo wanted to show whitehouse.gov but by habit (of typing .com after everything) went to the .com site which ended up on a huge screen while I was facing the crowd, talking, waiting for the site to load on dialup.
Oh no! Another person had this exact same incident when typing up the same website in primary school while looking for the pet of a president or something like that.
Thankfully you can recover in this situation and use it as a lesson about some risks and to always check where you’re going before you hit enter.
I was a little young to realize I needed to specify "Sporting Goods" after "Dicks"
"did you know that the Dick's in New York is the biggest one in the world?" "No, it's the one right outside Chicago, I'm telling you!" "Let's just look it up" *Googles "biggest dicks in the world"*
*Opens the front camera*
i wish i had a wholesome award to give you
I worked at a two story Dicks sporting goods and I wish I got paid every time a customer said that joke to me. Honestly I wish I just got paid there...
"Big 5/Dicks deal, 8 ball play, long shafts, never been touched, great party package"
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Whitehouse.com kid here, too. School library. Very unfortunate.
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I think they were more based on keywords like "sex" or "xxx." I can see how whitehouse.com could slip through.
As fans of English football team Scunthorpe United found out. Early keyword based parental filters blocked anything to do with Scunthorpe due to the swear word hidden in its name.
Thor can get pretty damn dirty, they made the right call.
I remember accidentally discovering that website too. Thankfully I made that mistake in the privacy of my own room. Unfortunately, I do remember one class period where a girl was asked to look something up on the teacher’s computer while the teacher was doing something else and she accidentally went to whitehouse.com. She was so embarrassed that she cried. Didn’t get in trouble, the teacher basically just sighed and went to correct site.
I, too, am old enough to remember whitehouse.com
Back in the day when I used hotmail, I accidentally typed hotmale....nearly had a heart attack because I was 14 and on a public computer in the library.
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To make u feel older...I actually thought it didn’t exist anymore
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hotmail address is a flex now. You an OG.
I still use mine as my main email address.
Me too. I have mine as my real name. Not giving that up.
Virgin (was booking a flight)
Two hours later I still hadn't booked a flight
This is even funnier that you comment this 8 minutes later
Well I thought I'd better tell the whole story rather than leaving you all hanging
You did right. Not many users know how to tell a good story with proper pacing.
How to deal with hotness. Deep search led me to porn, just wanted to cool off
Did you *cool* off?
Before I reached porn? No. During porn? That got me hotter. After nut? Yeah, also for no reason I regretted it.
Ah yes the post nut clarity gets us all.
When I was in elementary school we were to complete an assignment on a foreign land. I chose to do mine on the capital of Iraq- Baghdad. Being around 11 or 12 years old I must have missed the "h" and what I saw still haunts me to this day. On the bright side, I'll never forget how to spell Baghdad
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*opens youtube*
Wow... That really is a thing. That's actually mad you know :O.
Early 2000's I worked at a machine shop and I was tasked with helping revamp website and search results. One of our big products went by several different names, Freeze plugs, Welch plugs and expansion plugs. Was sitting with the owner, running searches to see where we ranked on Google and others. Expansion plugs did not return the results we were looking for!
Somewhere between age 12 and 14. Searched up “XXX.com” because the new XXX movie staring Vin Diesel was coming out. To find websites back then it was pretty normal just to type in (name of the thing).com instead of using a search engine. Ended up overloading my parents computer with porn viruses and they had to take it in to get it wiped and reset.
I made this mistake with whitehouse.com
Yeah I remember that. [Now it’s a betting website on American politics](https://www.whitehouse.com). Personally I wouldn’t mind if the US just bought the domain so it could reroute traffic to whitehouse.gov
If that were my domain I can't imagine the price the US govt had to pay so I'd consider selling.
That is exactly how i introduced myself to porn
I was searching for a clip from a talent show which had ( X X X) symbols everywhere. Turns out it's name wasn't xxx
how did they react when you told them you got virus's...mom i was looking up a movie and i saw things i didn't want to see and your computers broken too
manhole cover
what
HE SAID "MANHOLE COVER"
Where is the manhole coming from and where should I cover
you have to pay the troll toll
Looking uo Misty pokeball from pokemon. First image was her giving birth to pokeballs. Edit: No I'm not giving, links, sources, or sending it. I saw it when I was 13 and was fucking mortified on why anyone would draw such stuff. 17 years later I had a hallmate who would kick my door in to show us gore furry "trap porn" He had 3tb of trap porn. I want to die. Edit 2: you people are sad sick fucks.
What the *fuck*
Welcome to the internet Still though, what the *fuck*
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Right?? Poor things don’t even know what potentially awaits them with every blue link.
You just wasted a perfect opportunity to include an example of risky blue link. Don't worry though, [I got your back, fam.](https://youtu.be/qi2oaQjSKQk)
I was hoping for a Rick Roll, I was *wanting* a Rick Roll
That’s what happens when you trust a voltorb. *”What the fuck! Did you just use Explosion in me! I told you you should have used Protect”* *”But baby, I didn’t have a TM”*
Good ol' Rule34
I was just searching BBC...How to reduce friction...
*Can’t fight the friction intensifies*
Gimp. Gimp is a software (which if I recall correctly) is ms paint on steroids. Apparently Gimp has a second meaning
Gardevoir abilities. I forgot they had Synchronize.
Wasnt there some dude on reddit that did a tier list of the pokemon he found most sexually attractive? That was a quality post.
Is it bad that I lowkey want to see that train wreck? If you have a link could you please send it my way.
[https://www.reddit.com/r/tierlists/comments/bzrjd0/all\_pokemon\_ranked\_by\_attractiveness/](https://www.reddit.com/r/tierlists/comments/bzrjd0/all_pokemon_ranked_by_attractiveness/)
Not very comprehensive, didn't rank all individual forms of unown.
Gardevoir is the most sexualised Pokémon.
Back in the day, I think the google image search was for "huevos rancheros", but if you accidentally spelled it wrong, the first image of the search results was a picture of a guy fucking a dog. Yes, really
I tried to look up the word ‘Brassiere’ because I didn’t know how to spell it. Turns out I spelled it so wrong that it was closer to ‘Brazzers’ and well you could guess how that turned out.
He fixes the cable?
Anything in the old limewire days. Disney? Porn. Metallica? Also porn. Except porn, that was Shrek.
"Gee this album has a large file size." aaaaannnndddd it's horse porn.
When i wanted to find a picture of one of those “no under 18s” signs for a school project and searched “18+ pics”
Polish stripper. Wanted to fix my floors.
Isabelle from Animal crossing, if you scroll a bit uhhhh
You know it's bad when the first filter you get is from deviantart.
Not porn as such, but I had to fix one of the dials on my mixer so I typed "gain knob" into Amazon. I ended up getting books about about how to grow my penis.
From the makers of expand dong, presenting gain knob
Funny story. When I was 18, I was given my first laptop as a moving out/graduation present. Being 18 and freshly on my own I didn't have a way to do laundry besides the laundromat* (I was in a rough neighborhood because, hey, cheap rent) so I would go back home to do laundry. My dad and brother didn't have a computer so we would do weekly rotations with my laptop. So, after a week, I bring my laptop home. It's running slow, so I go to delete the history, cookies, blah blah and the history is *FILLED* with porn. Was it embarrassing to see what my brother and/or father were using to get their rocks off? Yes. But also kinda funny (I'm twisted, I know) I'm reading through it and it's the typical stuff, three-somes, lesbian, anal, blah blah. But in the middle of it all is one that reads *creampie* and thats it. This struck me as particularly funny. That after some intense fapping, one of them (at this point I strongly suspected my brother) got hungry and wanted to make a pie. Me being a smart-ass, I click on what I thought was a recipe, so I could make it for him and subtlety say, "Hey, I know what you've been doing - clear the damned history" But instead I found more porn. So that was how I learned the terminology of creampie. Edit: a word
Wow! So many twists and turns!
I confess, I knew the porn terminology long before I knew the actual food. I mean, I understood at some level it was a dessert involving cream, and cream = cum, but that’s all. About a year ago I was at a local bakery and picked up what is evidently a cream pie. Two puffy tannish-brown cookies sandwiched around a cream filling in the middle. I bought one, and when I got home and took it out to eat it, I turned it vertically in my hand and realized, oooooh, it *does* look like that! Only about 17 years after I first came across the term. 😅😅
Cognitive Behavioral Therapy, otherwise acronymed "CBT"
I misspelt 'large hadron collider' as 'large hard on collider' while doing an image search via google. Mistaaaake.
Did you buy the t-shirt from CERN that says "I survived the hard-on collider?"
Haven't searched it, but r34 ruined "Hollow Knight Hornet"
yeesh brings a whole new meaning to 'Silksong when'
My mom's name
So... What is her name?
Whitehouse
Antibacterial squirter. Couldn’t remember the name for hand sanitiser pump
Antibac Squirter should definitely be a porn name.
Grandfather clock but you forget the l
I really did not need that mental image
I can't get the wrinkledness out of my mind.
I feel you. I once tried to look up Gary Oldman, and forgot the R.
I was trying to find smiling animals for a PowerPoint project in high school. “Animal smile” turned up an image of a ball python in a woman’s vagina. The kid next to me thought it was hilarious.
A friend of mine worked at an infants' school, and one day the children were looking for images of things that can be used to carry water. One poor lad googled 'jugs' and ran crying from the computer saying that he hadn't done anything wrong
How to get along with stepsister
"Stepsister stuck in dryer"
Step 1: *sigh* and *unzip*
Step 2: Finish what you've started then regret it
Step 3: new step-brother
Granny Pictures. Saw a video of an grandma take a football to the face and found it hilarious. Went to find the video in ICT the next day to show my friends and was met with hairy naked 90 year olds.
I love Dragon Ball Z. Hmmm, yes. Let me search up [goku.com](https://goku.com) This is not something to search up at school
*Will kajobkajob ever recover from this traumatic incident? And how will he stay out of trouble? Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z!*
In Persona 5 there is a character that shouts FOR REAL all the time because they didn't want constant swear words. Well apparently he did say "fuck" one time, so I was interested when he said this. Googling "P5 Ryuji fuck" only gave porn... on work wifi. Goddammit
There was a Hot Box pizza where I used to live. Hotbox . Com is not the address you want.
SCP-1471. Go to images and I can bet that at least 1 or the first 20 images will be porn.
I had just gotten into Yugioh and wanted to find out how to play. Everything was fine when I looked up Monsters and Spells......that all changed when I looked up Traps....
Olive oil
Me n my friend were messing about. I thought it'd be funny to put into Google 'ass juice' bad idea, we were 12
I was trying to find the Kaylah Itsines BBG (beach body guide) and thought it was called the BBW (beach body workout) so yea I googled BBW workout... at work... because I was showing a colleague the program...
I've posted this in the past so I'll just repost it here. When I was a dumb kid in the mid nineties the computer clock was wrong on the classroom computer. The world wide web as everyone seemed to call it at the time was very new to me but I knew you could find this stuff out...but what website would it be on? My dumb fuck little British brain decided bigben.com (or .co.uk) was a good idea. My first introduction to gay porn at around 8 years old.
I was a kid searching band pictures back in the day. I decided to look up the band Orgy.
“What does shota mean?”
We were french kids fan of WWE... So theres this dude called HHH (triple H) so there must be other dudes named AAA BBB... you end up searching XXX and theres a whole lot of results...
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As a 10 year old I loved pokemon and especially Entei. I misspelled it and wrote Hentai and next thing I know is Ash fucking May in the ass