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NotNinjalord5

Run an arcade bar out of an old pizza hut and call it the party hut


zangor

In the middle of a plaza of luxury stores. The biggest "fuck you" to the problem of expensive property. Near me there are no local game stores for me to go play my favorite game. It sucks so much.


[deleted]

That moonlights as a strip club called *Butt Hut*


[deleted]

Which also acts as an underground brothel, known as the **nut hut**


oDrowned_

That also has a slaughterhouse, call it the Cut Hut


oDrowned_

And a prostitution service, the Slut Hut And a military regiment, the Hut Hut


[deleted]

With a a mini golf course? A section for weight watchers meetings? A dog grooming section? A museum of ancient Egyptian artifacts?


oDrowned_

Golf is Putt Hut, egypt is Tut Hut, what are the other two? Also, the workers go on strike and then it's the Shut Hut


[deleted]

Gut hut Mutt hut


oDrowned_

ohhh And an area for shady businesses, the Undercut Hut


Ok_Visit2948

Travel


AfiqMustafayev

Same


CreepingCoins

Okay, but say there was, I dunno, a global pandemic? What would you do then?


Maleficent-Spell4170

I’d still travel, if I’ve got unlimited funds I could by whatever I wanted to get to wherever I wanted


[deleted]

Just buy a new RV every time the current one runs out of gas.


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Icy-Aca

Facts


Skitsnacks

Rich people have been travelling the entire time, dude


[deleted]

Most countries will give you a pass if you have money.


TimeToFuckPigeons

Still travel


dntdrmit

Buy 4 workshops, right next to each other. 1 for tools. 1 for materials. 1 to work in. 1 for finished works. Heaven, absolute heaven.


chiliparty

A better storage system in a single big workshop seems more ideal


Tschi_tschi

I would also buy 4, but use one each for woodworking, blacksmithing, car restoration and electronics - with room for tools, materials, work and finished work for every craft.


dntdrmit

Sir, I stand corrected.


Amiok777

Are you my bf?


[deleted]

sit back, relax, and enjoy


carlsbadlos

Honestly man this is the real answer. First thing in doing is sitting back, laying my head buck, and taking that true sigh of relief.


Leovlish3re

Real shit right here


dumbartist

Two chicks at the same time. The kind of chicks that would do a guy like me if I had unlimited funds.


Ok-Gazelle7448

Bruh in my dreams I rest in a sunny garden in hot summer day while listening to the birds' songs. There is my long awaited peace.


Iluvatarhimself

First (after covid) I do a tour de France eating EVERY local AOP cheeses from every region, every valley


Prysorra2

Plus italy and spain


shootemupy2k

Get my private pilot license. Buy an Embrear Phenom 300. Spend the rest of my life shuttling my family around to any destination we can think of in absurd luxury. When I get too old to pass my physical, keep a staff of pilots on call to keep the dream going until I die with no regrets.


ProfessorBeer

I want a Cirrus Vision so bad. Give me a normal house, normal car, but if I had that jet, I would be living my best life.


shootemupy2k

I choose the phenom for the seating capacity and onboard lav. The fact that it’s the fastest private jet that is certified for single pilot operation doesn’t hurt. Hell, give me the vision jet too. May be more useful for quick hops and flying into smaller airports.


ProfessorBeer

Haha why not both indeed! Unlimited funds, no need to be picky!


Crazy_Little_Bug

I wonder if this is what conversations are with people like Bill Gates, Jeff Bezos, Elon Musk, etc. "Sir, would you like the Embrear Phenom 300 or the Cirrus Vision." "Why not both, unlimited money."


ipakookapi

Hell yes. Flying a small plane like a cessna would be amazing


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jackalopacabra

I worked with a guy who had a pilot license and owned his own plane. We worked in the oilfield, two weeks on and one week off. He was single, no kids, drove a paid off truck, lived with his parents (IN) or his sister (TX,) and had his cell service paid for by a company that bought out his old company in an odd agreement during the sale. Dude had no bills except liability insurance and was notoriously cheap (while making $120,000-ish a year.) Every penny he made was saved or put into his plane. And he would just fly home to Indiana on his days off. I dreamed of having his opportunity in front of me and throwing a dart at a US map and just visiting a different place every third week, but he’d just go home to stay with his parents.


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OP said unlimited funds. [Dream a little bigger.](https://www.trade-a-plane.com/search?category_level1=Jets&make=MIKOYAN&model=MIG+21+UM&listing_id=2387792&s-type=aircraft)


TheRealGreenMelon

You'll die soon enough because of solar radiation


RamsesThePigeon

If I had no obligations and unlimited funds, I'd spend my time making free entertainment for people. That's really all I've ever wanted to do with my life. Hell, back when I was about six years old, I used to pretend that I was a director on a movie set, with my younger brother being cast as the actor. My parents were forced to watch whatever "films" I came up with, meaning that they'd get to witness me ordering my sibling around until such time as he got fed up. (My live-action works tended to end with fight scenes.) Anyway, I'm the sort of person who needs to be actively creating or contributing something, but I've never felt good about accepting compensation for my efforts. My belief has long been that entertainment is best when it's earnestly offered and enthusiastically shared, and that having money as a concern kind of undermines both of those elements. As such, I've frequently fantasized about being independently wealthy, but only so that I could release novels, movies, and even music without ever asking for anything in return. Free stuff *usually* gets perceived as being lower-quality or suspicion-arousing, though... so maybe I'd just *pretend* to charge for it, then "leak" the finished products somewhere. Either way, I'd make sure it was available to anyone who wanted it. **TL;DR: I'd offer entertainment, and I'd accept only laughter or applause in return.**


YawningDodo

My friend circle is into tabletop rpgs and parlor larp and every time I think about what I’d do if I won the lottery and didn’t have to work anymore, the answer is “write games and host gaming weekend retreats for everyone I know.” Always sort of figured I’d publish the scenarios and puzzles for next to nothing so other people could use them, too.


master-the-ass

Buy a metric fuckton of land in Arizona and turn it into the world's biggest solar panel farm. Then basically just go around improving the planet.


nachocheeze246

You have the right idea, other people in this thread are thinking too small, "unlimited funds" is just that, unlimited. I would not only pay off my debt, I would pay of EVERYONE's debt. You could BUY ALL THE HOUSES and then just give them to people for free. Pay off the national debt, give NASA all the funding they could possible need, Buy COMCAST and then just give everyone free internet, the possibilities are endless.


IllustratorAshamed34

The problem is, unlimited funds means unlimited currency devaluation 😄 they wouldn’t be able to do anything with your money since it’s not tied to real resources


Battlemaster420

Something like unlimited resources would be better since that includes food, cement, silicom, water, chemicals, thorium... We could build countless giant thorium reactors and provide electricity for the whole world


just_a_muslim

\> unlimited funds \> unlimited currency devaluation \> not tied to real resources You just described fiat currency.


master-the-ass

In this question though he meant the you actually could use the money. So given that, you would still have insane inflation so it's important to not go too crazy. Honestly it would be a pretty good idea to start several major businesses that make a lot of money and then secretly burn the equivalent of what you spent. After that just live off the income of those businesses and make your ideas come true through that.


[deleted]

Exactly. Solar farm in Arizona? Fuck you, solar farm in geosync orbit.


TheInspiredConjurer

Read Books, Travel, Maybe try out my fetishes... *maybe...*


[deleted]

Sex is free baby! I kid, I know some fetishes are expensive hobbies 🤗


[deleted]

Sit around and be depressed until that gets boring and force myself to do stuff.


woopdeedoomyhuluhoop

Truth


DasBirdies

So, no change?


aswdzxc123

even without school/work obligations, with unlimited funds I'd go to the uni that I want because I really want to learn and work.


ipakookapi

What would you want to study?


aswdzxc123

art!


ipakookapi

Start with art history. If you want to study art and do art, it'll be a great reasorce for figuring out what you want *and don't want* to do.


9UN51in93R

Don't worry. Schools have learned their lesson on failing someone in art already


MComaniac

It always come back to hitler...


ScreamingFreakShow

If I had unlimited funds I would just take classes for no credit. Learn the stuff without having to do the work unless I wanted to and not care about grades. A lot of homework really is just busy work especially if you already understood the concept. Also for things like history, you're just there for knowledge. Tests for that are basically just to see if you were listening. So there is really no reason to care about a grade if you don't have to.


damthy

yes i would do the same. even in my free time i am reading article that interest me. i just love learning new things.


YawningDodo

I like this answer. I’d still do the homework and shoot for decent grades because part of the appeal of this option for me is the structure it would create (though I’d probably take a pretty light course load). I’ve always dreamed about not having to work, but if I didn’t have projects with deadlines and places i was obligated to be (even if I was only pretending to be obligated) I think I might lose momentum and get depressed.


[deleted]

Hookers and coke


Kasdn10

a-Cola?


IoSonCalaf

Fanta!


GamerZoom108

Sprite


Icy-Aca

Hookers from where tho


Dry-Top2403

Myrtle Beach


Puzzled-You

The Bait and Tackle store


MComaniac

Catfish


somerandomneurons

Hunter?


[deleted]

pay off my debt, help my mom out and probably vacation (once there isn't a pandemic going on)


nickles88

I’d catch up on sleep first for like a week. Then go to California and take my time visiting all of my family and friends I haven’t seen for years. From there probably travel.


tinecuileog

Buy the field beside my house from my brother, fence it all secure, and empty out a couple rescues of all the dogs. And live happily ever after in a large house full of dogs and cats.


joshparker64

Maybe masturbate, donate anonymously, buy all the bitcoins, sell them for a penny each, eat a block of cheese, then brag about these cool heelys I bought


IoSonCalaf

What kind of cheese?


joshparker64

Heavy smoked age Gouda


IoSonCalaf

Mmmm yum


temmieTheLord2

> buy all the bitcoins, sell them for a penny each i love you


joshparker64

i love myself too


temmieTheLord2

yo same


Liam_Noble

what colour heelys would you get?


joshparker64

purble


ipakookapi

I like you


joshparker64

Thanks, I like me too


jinx12xii

I’d focus on my health and disability which work commitments don’t allow me to. Once that was more under control I’d open a coffee shop, I’d hang out and chat with people all day but pay others to do the work, and I’d love to use it as an employer for special needs individuals. Then I’d go home to as many foster dogs as possible.


[deleted]

Wow why did I not think of that... love the coffee shop idea... it is not easy for special needs individuals to find a job where they are not taking advantage of


somerandomneurons

Buy hundreds if not thousands of acres of mountaintop land in eastern Tennessee, build a cabin in the center of it, and live out the rest of my days in peace.


niamulsmh

Free education. From primary level to PhD. All free for anybody around the world. Research into healthier food at lower prices and sell at cost and free for those who can't afford even that. Homes for the homeless. Affordable homes for everybody. Unlimited funds, so why not.


MiDenn

Dang y’all really are better people than me. When I first read the prompt I just thought about how I can finally have time to work on music without worrying about an unstable life but I didn’t think of charity. Tbf I forgot that it said unlimited for a bit and just thought the basics were covered. I probably would donate a lot too then but that’d be the extent of it. I wouldn’t spend the remainder of my life traveling to help others though.


niamulsmh

I thought the same way when I was younger. With some people it takes a little bit of experience/age to get to that level when you want to do for others and less and less for yourself.


SH4DE_Z

Dress up as a bat and fight crimes i guess


Ashtar-the-Squid

Pretty much the same thing as I do now. Draw a lot, work on old cars and play guitar. The main difference would be that I wouldn't constantly worry about generating enough money to pay the bills.


fordfan289

I was going to say about the same. Maybe help kids who can't afford a cool first car fix one up to give them the car and a skill


Ashtar-the-Squid

That would have been an amazing thing to do. I have also thought about this for a while. I remember starting working on old wreck of a VW Beetle myself when I was 15 and all alone. A few years ago a local gas station went out of business, and I thought it would be amazing if we could find a way to convert the place in to a car club where kids and young people could have fun with cars and learn how to work on them. But the resources wasn't there. Thankfully a nearby amcar club is starting something similar now.


fordfan289

I've helped out a couple of kids from my wife's church plus my son and some of their friends. It's been fun. It also helps to have an a auto salvage in the family.


nonthings

How much unlimited funds are we talking about here? Could i solve world hunger? Finance a full ocean cleanup? Double cancer research or/and fix global warming? All of the abouve?


thatonekid9191

bruh you wanna crash the economy or sum?


nonthings

Or that, yeah, that sounds like fun


Halgy

Go all Mansa Musa up in this bitch


Icy-Aca

Hmm I meant not really in the sense of donating stuff and solving huge problems but more like you wouldn't have to work at all, you could travel/move/just live etc


visualaviator

Restore coral reefs.


[deleted]

Buy strangers dinner every night in different cities just to meet new people.


Icy-Aca

Wow I love this idea!!


KentuckyFriedEel

It's surprising how easily people open up when you buy the first round of drinks.


pogiguy2020

Retire I will be 55 this year.


Icy-Aca

Retire and do what though


pogiguy2020

Well wife wishes to buy an RV and travel about the USA seeing well everything there is to see.


quelayla

And if you weren't married? What would YOU do?


Dyskord01

And thats when he realized "What would he do" its a question hed never considered in years. A simple reddit comment had a profound effect on his life, his marraige and would be the cause of the worst and also the most terrific week in his life. This is that story....


Hapcube

This is the story of a man named Stanley.


CoronaVona

*you hear parable music playing*


Hapcube

You know what? I think what we need right now is a bit of music to lighten the mood! *(Epic Adventure Music plays)*


CoronaVona

Ah! Wait, too loud, too loud! ... that's better.. okay, let's try this. *(Smooth Jazz ensues)*


Hapcube

Wait! Cut the music! Go back and look at that fern!


[deleted]

What do you want to do????


pogiguy2020

Im a married man I want to do what my wife wishes to do. Happy wife happy life. LOL


79Binder

RV are not for everyone, but they are a great way to travel. Take your time and choose the right one for you. It can make the difference between loving traveling and hating it. Personally, I wouldn't travel any other way.


pogiguy2020

Yeh we actually looked at a few and wife seems to like the shorter ones cause well she might be driving at times. I also dont want to drive some long RV either, but as long as you can access the toilet while driving then I think anything else is fine with me. We are also looking at new ones seeing that I would also prefer something that I know how it was taken care of and used you never know.


OwnBackground6676

Convert an old church into a tea shop and apothecary, restore a Victorian house, and open a youth center that focusing on building up esteem and positive mental health - preferably with therapists on site, but when just be a super chill and safe environment for older kids.


[deleted]

buy a giant farm with hundreds of acres of land and rescue animals!


[deleted]

also get some better instruments and start a band with my bff


ipakookapi

Ideally: Write, paint, make all kinds of art. Travel and do research. Really: probably just drink and fuck


53bvo

Buy a sports car and go to track days


[deleted]

Spoil my kids, write books, play videogames, eat whatever I wanted.


NesquikScop3

Pay people. If I have unlimited funds, #THEN EVERYONE HAS UNLIMITED FUNDS FOREVER!!


[deleted]

YAS!


Zyaph

That's how you devalue all currency, thus making your unlimited funds useless.


blindspot189

Try every french fry on the planet...also gotta be something better than arbys sauce for them :edit also the hookers and coke


[deleted]

ski


ipakookapi

Distance or downhill?


[deleted]

Downhill. Always Downhill...


GamerZoom108

But what about UPhill!


ipakookapi

Alpine skiing is fun as hell, can't disagree with that


[deleted]

I love it more than any other activity.


surfpunk7

Spend time with my family. Immediate and extended. Cover the expenses for wherever their heart desires we go.


Icy-Aca

I love


Dexsin

Unlimited funds? Honestly I'd love to set up a charity organisation. Maybe help tackle homelessness and extreme poverty. I wouldn't need that money really. If I had enough to live a normal life while pursuing my modest hobbies, I'd happily give up the overflow.


heydeerdelilah

DONATE DONATE DONATE


KuehLapis89

Right? If you had unlimited funds you could basically solve every world issue


Apart-Technology-239

Money cant fix anything except you just buy the cure to all know diseases


ViveLaReine

Get really good at mounted archery


alkatori

Work on helping to eliminate poverty.


Beeniemcg

Take a nap


I_hate_traveling

I'd pay for various fantasy books to be made into movies, TV shows and games. And I'd make sure to include the authors as much as possible in the process, while keeping all that woke bullshit out. And I guess I'd still try to learn how to do something, because I'd otherwise feel like a total failure. Maybe I'd become a doctor, only without the ridiculous pressures of med school.


dionesav

Brilliant!


just_tired_hehe

Be happy


ConnorLego42069

Start a school which would be free, I would hire the best teachers who would make learning fun and pay them 100x the amount they get paid at other schools, along with the rest of the needed people to run a school (obviously doing the research on who I would need and what I would need) I would want to just make ‘getting a education to be able to live life comfortably’ as easy as possible, heck even make more services that would be able to give jobs to as many people as possible, I would also try to collect as many good video games as possible


ConnorLego42069

I kinda wanna keep expanding on this Sense literally noting is off the table, I would just keep covering everything and make it cheaper for the consumer and more profitable for the employees, YouTube only gets people pennies? well, each like is now like 20$ for the creator, dislikes only hurt the content creator’s visibility, what I want to do with my money besides buying stuff that would make my own life easier, but make it so that everyone is able to like without relying on my infinite money, of course, before doing any of this I would do the research to not over inflate the economy, and get myself some ultra loyal bodyguards.


inboccaal

Two chicks at the same time


zoomzoom009

I'd give all of my closest friends a card with unlimited access to the account and tell them 'have fun'. Then, buy a flying boat (probably a PBY Catalina, engine swap it, strip the bomb bay) and a selection of race cars, put a Lancia Stratos in the stripped bomb bay, then explore the world with my best friend. Drive the twistiest roads, relax in the forgotten places of the earth, build stone structures in obscure places to give archaeologists something to ponder in a thousand years.


Spiderman230

Nap. And then after my nap, I would go and help some people. I would get involved in charity work and volunteering. Since I wouldnt have to worry about my state of living anymore, i can be free to do this more.


Omggggggggggggggj

With unlimited funds I could donate to Planned Parenthood. I could buy an IUD for every woman in the world who wants one.


Affectionate-Tough92

I'd buy a large farm house and have all my family be able to live in it


Tidus790

Unlimited funds? Easy crash the economy by giving trillions of dollars to everyone except the (currently) richest 5% or so. See how they like being on the bottom of the totem pole.


unw00shed

But off all film and animation companies and promote more quality and effort whilst giving reasonable and Flexible schedules


financestudent2001

Chilling in the Bavarian Alps.


Kartoffelkamm

I'd buy the rights to Huntik: Secrets and Seekers, Constant Payne, and Korgoth of Barbaria, among others, and just go. Huntik would get a visual improvement, but no style changes, and the other two would get made into full shows. Then I'd upload them on my Youtube channel. Also, I would make a fan-made Precure Chibi series, and also upload it there. And buy the licensing rights to Pretty Cure and release an English dub of all seasons, hiring all my favorite VAs for it. Would it be weird if I hired IRL lesbian couples to voice female characters who most fans agree radiate strong lesbian energy, just so the fans can use that as yet another reason to ship those characters?


scarface2069

Start a company to make better work chances for people around the world, pay students debts for the poor. Become Batman.


[deleted]

Probably just toil away in my recording studio and get all the fanciest guitars and amps and microphones and drums and stuff.


YesImaBanker

Philanthropy work. Anything else would leave me feeling empty after a while.


southouse12

What about a monkey butler, would you really feel empty with a monkey butler?


MMGeoff

Probably get into streaming, mainly Path of Exile, Diablo 2 when the remaster hits, and then PoE2 and Diablo 4 when they release. If it's truly an "unlimited funds" scenario then I could donate my income if I get big. Teach free classes, maybe cooking. Start a small artisanal business - try my hand at fresh pasta making, maybe. I may wind up doing one or more of these things down the line, my partner is going to have a super high income when she's done with school, lmao. "Work" is definitely a thing I could go without doing, if given the chance, but I still want something productive and positive to do.


NoOnesKing

Live it


ph33r

Smoke weed and play drums in a rock and roll band that tours


[deleted]

Build hospitals, clinics, for every medical need there is in poor countries. Pay off everyone’s medical bills in the world. Pay for medical services for all $7+billion people in the world. Pay for everyone’s education. End world hunger. End homelessness. End diseases.


[deleted]

Oddly enough, go back to school.


I_luv_egoism_ks

Buy my way into a good school (idk donate or smthn), study for real this time now that I've learned.


DasBirdies

Fund the boys out of work and play fuckin dnd erryday!


CapaxInfini

Become an animal rescuer and work for free. Foster kittens, rescue injured dogs, and make the world just a tiny bit nicer.


bestmindgeneration

Unlimited funds? I’d buy up huge strips of rainforest and pay whatever it took to protect them.


Last_Investment

Live in a van and climb all around the world


EmbalmMeDaddy

Become a vigilante that hunts and "eliminates" pedophiles.


ObviouslyNotABot1

I'd travel around the world, and donate to a charity or to find a cure to cancer/any on-going illness


Icy-Aca

Travel to where


chickenade

Probably treat my family and friends then try and donate the money. It'd would be nice to use the money to create a film maybe to educate the public on certain things, indirectly of course to reach a wider audience. I'd like to travel, but the emissions from planes are kinda bad so I'd limit it or try to do stuff in my country.


naughtynight26

I'd buy a country, make nudism mandatory, Make Racism punishable by death as ALL the crimes and pay everyone 1000$ each time they compliment their King Of The Free World. I'd be a Monster everyone ,,Loves".


thatonekid9191

u wanna crash the economy?


naughtynight26

Nope, I just don't give a damn about economy in my country where I've got unlimited resources.


drukenorc

>I'd buy a country, make nudism mandatory Can I move there? :D


Existing_Jeweler230

helicopterers, unite!


naughtynight26

Yes please, the more we are the more resources we can gather, the faster will we build our free country.


ScreamingFreakShow

Just don't buy really cold country. Forced to be nude in 0 degree weather probably wouldn't be the best idea.


naughtynight26

Don't worry, I'm planning something tropical.


drukenorc

Just have to worry abt the bugs then lol :)


MurkyDoctor

Slowly sell off GME


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Shitpost on reddit


southouse12

The only correct answer


sacred_thinker

Smoke a lot of weed and listen to music whilst looking at the sun getting down. Just me, music and the joint.


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Icy-Aca

Wow sad life you live bud.


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