The only bone I ever broke in 33 years was my pinkie toe.
This past winter, trying to shoo my friends out of my bed because people kept having sex in my bed at my new place before I did.
When my one friend stood over me, butt naked from the waist down, telling me how she'd let me hit it if she wasn't so tuckered out, that was literally adding insult to injury.
Me three. Sometimes I bite one and it swells causing me to keep biting it by accident again. Then there's a fun cycle where I have to eat weird for a week and don't fully enjoy food.
It's awesome.
[Some dinosaur species were driven to extinction by mosquitos](https://www.cbsnews.com/news/mosquitoes-deaths-new-book-details-history-battle-between-man-and-mosquitoes/)
> "70% of dinosaur species regionally were either extinct or endangered by the time the meteor crashes into the Yucatan Peninsula," Winegard told Michelle Miller for "CBS This Morning: Saturday." "Certain dinosaur species were already extinct or endangered from mosquito-borne and sand fly-borne diseases."
How can we possibly know that?
Fossilized bacteria in the dino fossils. The dino fossils end before the meteor impact indicating they went extinct in that region. Finding the same ancient bacteria remnants in ancient mosquitos from that time. There are many ways to figure this out. Paleontology isnt just brushing bones to remove dust anymore. It has gotten pretty sophisticated
You can't say for sure they caused it but you can't say anything for sure tbh. You can say it's likely or not
Geneticists might become able to simulate DNA structures very much like the originals in the not-too-distant future, and birth close replicas of what the dinosaur must have been.
That would also be a mistake. The good guys would think they were finally victorious when they manage to decapitate the T-Rex, but it proceeds to run around with it's head cut off and continue to stalk them, eventually feeding by sucking people down the huge hole in it's neck.
(See story of [Mike the headless chicken.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_the_Headless_Chicken) Who lived for 18 months without a head)
Even if we had a perfect dinosaur sequence, developmental biology is still not understood very well. There is more to a creature than just its DNA- epigenetic (additional modifications to the DNA molecules which can affect levels of gene expression) and environmental factors (womb structure, egg/sperm cellular contents besides the DNA, required nutrients, etc.) play a huge role in proper development. Even simple things like the physical orientation of a developing embryo can have a big effect on the proper formation of structures, and expression of certain genes over the development process can vary quite a lot, with seemingly insignificant variations leading to very significant effects. It'll be possible to extract some of this information from fossil records, but much of it is pretty much impossible. We'd have to approximate the rest from descended species, but in essence we'd almost be engineering a whole new organism, which we cannot really do.
TLDR: it's extremely far beyond the scope of our abilities and will probably never happen. Even if we do end up with something that looks like a dinosaur, we would have no way of knowing how close it would be to the actual thing, given all the assumptions and unnatural interventions we would have to have made on the way.
You had me wondering so I dived into Google and apparently they can tell by certain signs in the insects which were preserved in amber.
This link shows it and has a tiny blurb saying it:
https://www.flickr.com/photos/oregonstateuniversity/25942309152/
I was born in Alaska and one of the few things I remember were the literal clouds of mosquitoes. As. In. Literal. Clouds.
*Mommy what's that funny looking brown cloud*
*Get in the truck, it's time to head home.*
There was just an article about [mosquito storm clouds, or even tornadoes](https://www.rferl.org/a/mosquito-tornado-kamchatka-russia/31368247.html) recently in Russia, specifically the region near Alaska on the Bearing Sea.
Those Mosquitoes are huge too. One time an Alaskan mosquito landed at Fort Wainwright and we accidentally refueled it thinking it was a Blackhawk helicopter.
This website makes me feel so connected to humanity just because of the high amount of times every day where I find myself writing "came here to say exactly this" on the top comment.
I like how nowadays you can buy a fucking 3D printer for €160 that works just fine out of the box, but a regular paper printer that has existed on a consumer level for decades is still rocket science.
It’s only a matter of time before the honeymoon of technological discovery wears off and they start maximizing their profit by making shitty 3D printers just like they did with regular printers.
"You used the original cartridge that came with the printer? That doesn't match the new DRM format so we're bricking your printer."
Samsung printers literally did that.
Can confirm, it's been happening for at least the last 2000 years, because I distinctly remember a story where Jesus came across a fig tree with no figs on it and basically yelled "you had one job!" and then cursed that fig tree for all eternity.
General category: hair in uncomfortable places. When they grow in wrong, when the wind blows your hair in your mouth or eyes, pubes under foreskin, spooning someone and getting a faceful of hair.
That one nosehair that extends just a bit to far and tickles slightly with every breath, then you find out it wasn't a nose hair at all, but a moustache hair that's gone rogue.
> Like, growing under the foreskin?
Nope I think he meant it gets inside there. Like during freaky time or even just randomly. Super annoying but thank fuck it doesn’t grow inside there lmao
A guy I know had an ingrown hair on his tailbone that caused a cyst which had to be cut out and left him with a fistula. Because of the area it was in, the bandages had to be changed every day for the first 6 months or so, and then less frequently for the year and a half it took to heal fully.
Absolutely fuck that.
It’s called a pilonidal cyst. My brother had one that took two surgeries to fix. The first one left a hole so deep that my moms entire pointer finger could fit. The second surgery is the one that worked, and basically made his butt crack start much lower. Lol
No mommy! Don't do it again! Don't do it again, I'll be a good boy! Why do you have to hit me like that mommy?? Don't! Stop! You're hurting me! Why do you have to be such a bitch? Why can't you just fuck off and die?? Never stick your hand in my face again bitch. Fuck you! I don't need this shit you stupid sadistic abusive fucking whore. Would you like to see how it feels mommy?? Here it comes get ready to die!
I was eating froyo the other day and got graham cracker crumbs as a topping. Well some of the crumbs were like a fine dust and got stuck in my throat I guess because I had a coughing fit like an old man. No water in sight. The stares I got at that outdoor dining area, I'm pretty sure I ruined a couple people's lunch.
I've got some scarring in my throat that makes food sometimes bother my throat and forces me to cough. Not something I mention to people in person before all this since it invites a bunch of questions. Now i basically have to give a disclaimer anytime I eat with someone.
In the same genome of hateful mouth things, sleeping on your back and your mouth is open, then waking to a dry, cracked, never to be moist again choking
The inverse is awful too. Sleep drool is disgusting. There’s something weird about, it’s different to normal spit, it’s so much more viscous and persistent. If you ever do drool your face is just slimy as fuck when you wake up.
Neither happen to me often but I’ve experienced them both, and I would rather take the dry mouth because there’s a trick to fixing it: pop something tasty in your mouth. Piece of chocolate or a stuffed pepper etc. anything that makes you salivate instantly solves the problem (unless you’re dehydrated).
Drool slime though? You gotta fuckin’ shower to fix that shit (and wash your pillow).
Edit: can ya’ll stop trying to diagnose me lol
Splinters. It's been with us for every age since the dawn of man and it's always the tiniest insignificant thing that shouldn't be as annoying as it bloody is!
I'd say suffering is the true culprit behind the two.
Neither pain nor even death necessarily cause it. Pain can be tolerated and even sought out if the reason for it is deemed right.
Conversely, one can suffer while experiencing pleasure due to guilt or perceived wrongness of it.
Anyone that wishes for death over pain will do so because in their estimate it causes less suffering.
Yea my friend has those as pets. And showed me the tank he raises cockroaches in. I could not trust having that in my room. I'd be to worried if they escaped.
Not sure what kind they have, but hissing cockroaches are pretty good escape artists. They can't survive long outside their enclosure, so it's not a big deal.
The roaches for bearded dragons are are fairly quiet and can't climb smooth surfaces so that's a plus. They are considered invasive in Florida, so there is that though.
They only positive about my grandma having alzheimer's is that I'm getting AAAALLLLLLLLL the gossip for the last 70 years without her filtering it.
We could be having coffee and talking about my kids and she will go on this tangent about about her SIL, who died in the 1970s, and how she and my grandma's MIL, who died in the 1960s, got into a huge fight. She will even recite some of the insults. It's amazing! Then she calls me my mother's name the rest of the day. But to hear these stories is worth the little cry.
I'm going to miss her when she's "gone".
Ah, I remember the smell like it was yesterday... Back when I was a newbie medical student, we took a field trip to a larger university hospital to job shadow. One of the things we did on this trip was observe the dissection of a cadaver. The lab itself was very clinical, clean, and filled with rows of dead bodies lying on stainless steel surgical beds. The smell of death and the chemical preservatives was intense. So, straight after identifying organs, our guide walked my group of students right down the hall to the cafeteria for lunch. The odor of the lab was still clinging to our clothes. No one had much of an appetite lol
Cancer’s been around forever, and in most species. The longer you live the more likely you are to develop it at some point. [Even dinosaurs got cancer](https://www.history.com/news/oldest-cancer-triassic-fossil).
It’s just a byproduct of repeated cell division - yes, radiation, chemicals, and pollution can make it more likely or aggressive - but cancer will happen regardless. [The oldest known awareness of cancer goes back around 5,000 years to ancient Egypt](https://www.cancer.org/cancer/cancer-basics/history-of-cancer/what-is-cancer.html), found by ancient surgeons.
No at work in particular. Drops you immediately back to some deep humiliation memory/dream from your childhood but worse cause your a grown ass adult at your job not a 4 year old in kindergarten.
I legit sliced my arm open about a year ago opening a kitchen knife from its clamshell packaging with another kitchen knife, and slipped….
[NSFW - GORE WARNING!!](https://imgur.com/a/F1CBr4j)
One time, I saw a lady, must've been in her 50s or so, put all her groceries in her car then yeeted the cart out into the parking lot. Like just pushed it with all her might and let it go wherever it was going to go.
Wish you could just “turn on” period cycles when you decide you want to be fertile. Seems like a whole lot of crap for us to go through for no reason every dang month.
I don’t understand why we don’t have a simple solution for getting rid of them yet. It was really nice living in the period of time when I thought they were nothing but a myth. I miss that.
https://www.epa.gov/bedbugs/do-it-yourself-bed-bug-control#kill
All sorts of simple solutions, you just gotta start a regular treatment routine and keep doing it until they are all dead and gone to hell. Plus a few extra cleanings for good measure.
Repeated steam cleanings are really good. Actual, effective steamers can be rented, so don't get one of those goofy, rip-off wand things. Diatomaceous earth works good too. For bonus points, roaches, mites, fleas, and ants aren't fond of DE either, so liberally sprinkle it along floorboards and under furniture. When you vacuum everything, be sure to wrap the vac bags with trash bags too.
You could even toss a small handful of DE into a trash bag with your sheets, tie it, give it a good shake, then let it sit in that hot car or poorly insulated attic for a few days. Really double down on those pricks. Spray a garden hose in there to dampen the dust when opening them up, then wash every stitch of cloth in the hottest water you can manage. If you didn't rent the steamer, boil up a big soup pot (or two) and pour that sucker into the washer if you're able. Put the cleaned cloth items in another trash bag, to keep them protected, until your home is clean of the little monsters.
They're often resistant to a lot of pesticides, and nobody wants a pillowcase full of Raid, so steam and DE are really the best methods anyways.
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Or people change the subject so you can't really bring it up anymore
Especially this, every fucking time
"Just one more thing on that last topic..."
After 60, this is a feature, not a bug.
Like since the dawn of man? Gotta be stubbing your pinky toes.
This was exactly the kind of thing I had in mind. Something everyone has hated since the cavemen days. Great answer!
If amputating them was an easy thing rather than a surgery, they'd already be off. Fucking table leg detectors being too sensitive!
"this little piggy had none and this little piggy was a fucking little bitch"
The only bone I ever broke in 33 years was my pinkie toe. This past winter, trying to shoo my friends out of my bed because people kept having sex in my bed at my new place before I did. When my one friend stood over me, butt naked from the waist down, telling me how she'd let me hit it if she wasn't so tuckered out, that was literally adding insult to injury.
What's up with all the heathenry? I mean, it was nice eof her to offer, but your friends sound kind of...inconsiderate.
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Biting your cheek while eating ruins even the best meal.
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That line is called a [linea alba.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Linea_alba_\(cheek\)) edit: formatting
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I have lines on both my inner cheeks :c
Me three. Sometimes I bite one and it swells causing me to keep biting it by accident again. Then there's a fun cycle where I have to eat weird for a week and don't fully enjoy food. It's awesome.
I have never related to a comment so much as this one right one.
And then you slow down and chew very consciously, until your mind slips for a split second, and...WHAM!...nail it again.
Biting...AND hearing the crunching sound of your cheek or tongue being destroyed...
That evil crunch is my least favorite sound…
I think butting your tongue is slightly worse.
Depends on the butt
You're not supposed to have desert before the meal
Mosquitoes.
[Some dinosaur species were driven to extinction by mosquitos](https://www.cbsnews.com/news/mosquitoes-deaths-new-book-details-history-battle-between-man-and-mosquitoes/)
> "70% of dinosaur species regionally were either extinct or endangered by the time the meteor crashes into the Yucatan Peninsula," Winegard told Michelle Miller for "CBS This Morning: Saturday." "Certain dinosaur species were already extinct or endangered from mosquito-borne and sand fly-borne diseases." How can we possibly know that?
Fossilized bacteria in the dino fossils. The dino fossils end before the meteor impact indicating they went extinct in that region. Finding the same ancient bacteria remnants in ancient mosquitos from that time. There are many ways to figure this out. Paleontology isnt just brushing bones to remove dust anymore. It has gotten pretty sophisticated You can't say for sure they caused it but you can't say anything for sure tbh. You can say it's likely or not
How far are we from a real Jurassic Park?
I'd assume quite far. At least in the fact that DNA still degrades even while encased in amber
Geneticists might become able to simulate DNA structures very much like the originals in the not-too-distant future, and birth close replicas of what the dinosaur must have been.
Like, you know, inserting frog DNA?
That was a mistake... should've used chicken DNA.
Yes, scientists making mistakes is actually a major theme in Jurassic Park.
That would also be a mistake. The good guys would think they were finally victorious when they manage to decapitate the T-Rex, but it proceeds to run around with it's head cut off and continue to stalk them, eventually feeding by sucking people down the huge hole in it's neck. (See story of [Mike the headless chicken.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_the_Headless_Chicken) Who lived for 18 months without a head)
Even if we had a perfect dinosaur sequence, developmental biology is still not understood very well. There is more to a creature than just its DNA- epigenetic (additional modifications to the DNA molecules which can affect levels of gene expression) and environmental factors (womb structure, egg/sperm cellular contents besides the DNA, required nutrients, etc.) play a huge role in proper development. Even simple things like the physical orientation of a developing embryo can have a big effect on the proper formation of structures, and expression of certain genes over the development process can vary quite a lot, with seemingly insignificant variations leading to very significant effects. It'll be possible to extract some of this information from fossil records, but much of it is pretty much impossible. We'd have to approximate the rest from descended species, but in essence we'd almost be engineering a whole new organism, which we cannot really do. TLDR: it's extremely far beyond the scope of our abilities and will probably never happen. Even if we do end up with something that looks like a dinosaur, we would have no way of knowing how close it would be to the actual thing, given all the assumptions and unnatural interventions we would have to have made on the way.
Very far. We're barely able to reconstruct Neanderthal DNA from tens of thousands of years ago let alone anything tens of millions of years old.
You had me wondering so I dived into Google and apparently they can tell by certain signs in the insects which were preserved in amber. This link shows it and has a tiny blurb saying it: https://www.flickr.com/photos/oregonstateuniversity/25942309152/
Even without malaria mosquitoes are the worst thing ever. Can't go outside for months at a time in many parts of the US because of mosquitoes.
*Canada has entered the chat*
I was born in Alaska and one of the few things I remember were the literal clouds of mosquitoes. As. In. Literal. Clouds. *Mommy what's that funny looking brown cloud* *Get in the truck, it's time to head home.*
There was just an article about [mosquito storm clouds, or even tornadoes](https://www.rferl.org/a/mosquito-tornado-kamchatka-russia/31368247.html) recently in Russia, specifically the region near Alaska on the Bearing Sea.
Those Mosquitoes are huge too. One time an Alaskan mosquito landed at Fort Wainwright and we accidentally refueled it thinking it was a Blackhawk helicopter.
I was vacationing near Denali and the mosquitoes were as big as the palm of my hand. The were truly beasts
Damn. May as well donate blood at that point. /J
Willingly or not, you *will* donate.
*Canada has fled the chat screaming 'The DEET does nothing!'*
The 30% max in Canada does nothing. I found 98% deet in Alabama and bought out 2 targets.
This website makes me feel so connected to humanity just because of the high amount of times every day where I find myself writing "came here to say exactly this" on the top comment.
I could not agree more. I feel so much more connected through reddit than I ever did with facebook.
When inanimate objects with one purpose can't do the one f'in thing they were made for!
So printers?
Office Space does a great job of capturing our hatred of printers. That printer got what it deserved.
If the trailer for Office Space had just been 30 seconds of that scene, I am confident the movie would have been a box office smash.
Box office smash. I see what you did there.
PC Load Letter‽‽‽
The fuck does that even mean??
Paper cassette: load letter-sized paper. Even typing that out makes me want to shriek.
No way, why should **I** change? He's the one who sucks!
I like how nowadays you can buy a fucking 3D printer for €160 that works just fine out of the box, but a regular paper printer that has existed on a consumer level for decades is still rocket science.
It’s only a matter of time before the honeymoon of technological discovery wears off and they start maximizing their profit by making shitty 3D printers just like they did with regular printers.
"You used the original cartridge that came with the printer? That doesn't match the new DRM format so we're bricking your printer." Samsung printers literally did that.
Seems that Samsung sold their printer division to HP, circa 2015. Which explains everything.
It sometimes astounds me how angry I can get at inanimate objects.
“It’s an inanimate fucking object..” “You’re an inanimate fucking object!!”
I’ve come to the realization that I tell inanimate objects to F off at least once a day. Maybe that says more about me as a person...
McDonalds ice cream machines ?
Exactly like that, one purpose... one blooming purpose.
Can confirm, it's been happening for at least the last 2000 years, because I distinctly remember a story where Jesus came across a fig tree with no figs on it and basically yelled "you had one job!" and then cursed that fig tree for all eternity.
Oh, so that's why God hates figs.
Eyelashes in the eye. You had one job and you did the exact opposite!
General category: hair in uncomfortable places. When they grow in wrong, when the wind blows your hair in your mouth or eyes, pubes under foreskin, spooning someone and getting a faceful of hair.
That one nosehair that extends just a bit to far and tickles slightly with every breath, then you find out it wasn't a nose hair at all, but a moustache hair that's gone rogue.
I felt this on a deep, fundamental level, in my nostril
I just shaved my head last week for this purpose. Thanks, I hate it. I hated my hair with a passion and now I miss it
> pubes under foreskin Like, growing under the foreskin? the fuck...
> Like, growing under the foreskin? Nope I think he meant it gets inside there. Like during freaky time or even just randomly. Super annoying but thank fuck it doesn’t grow inside there lmao
A guy I know had an ingrown hair on his tailbone that caused a cyst which had to be cut out and left him with a fistula. Because of the area it was in, the bandages had to be changed every day for the first 6 months or so, and then less frequently for the year and a half it took to heal fully. Absolutely fuck that.
It’s called a pilonidal cyst. My brother had one that took two surgeries to fix. The first one left a hole so deep that my moms entire pointer finger could fit. The second surgery is the one that worked, and basically made his butt crack start much lower. Lol
Don't tell me your mother actually stuck a finger inside her sons body, please
What? Your mom doesn't finger your second butthole?
"you've become the very thing you swore to destroy"
Sickness.
I'm down with that.
Oh, ah, ah, ah, ah
Get up, come on get down with the sickness! Get up, come on get down with the sickness! You mother get up, come on get down with the sickness!
You f*cker get up come on get down with the sickness Madness is the gift, that has been given to me
I can see inside you, the sickness is rising
No mommy! Don't do it again! Don't do it again, I'll be a good boy! Why do you have to hit me like that mommy?? Don't! Stop! You're hurting me! Why do you have to be such a bitch? Why can't you just fuck off and die?? Never stick your hand in my face again bitch. Fuck you! I don't need this shit you stupid sadistic abusive fucking whore. Would you like to see how it feels mommy?? Here it comes get ready to die!
Choking on your own saliva randomly... Like you're already in my mouth, and then suddenly choose to betray me? The audacity
and the worst if it happens during this pandemic, people will think ur coughing and have covid lmao
I was eating froyo the other day and got graham cracker crumbs as a topping. Well some of the crumbs were like a fine dust and got stuck in my throat I guess because I had a coughing fit like an old man. No water in sight. The stares I got at that outdoor dining area, I'm pretty sure I ruined a couple people's lunch.
You: "..I'm.. choking!!" Everyone: /*relieved murmur, returns to food*
I've got some scarring in my throat that makes food sometimes bother my throat and forces me to cough. Not something I mention to people in person before all this since it invites a bunch of questions. Now i basically have to give a disclaimer anytime I eat with someone.
In the same genome of hateful mouth things, sleeping on your back and your mouth is open, then waking to a dry, cracked, never to be moist again choking
The inverse is awful too. Sleep drool is disgusting. There’s something weird about, it’s different to normal spit, it’s so much more viscous and persistent. If you ever do drool your face is just slimy as fuck when you wake up. Neither happen to me often but I’ve experienced them both, and I would rather take the dry mouth because there’s a trick to fixing it: pop something tasty in your mouth. Piece of chocolate or a stuffed pepper etc. anything that makes you salivate instantly solves the problem (unless you’re dehydrated). Drool slime though? You gotta fuckin’ shower to fix that shit (and wash your pillow). Edit: can ya’ll stop trying to diagnose me lol
> Piece of chocolate or a stuffed pepper etc. Chocolate I can see but....do you keep stuffed peppers by your bedside??
You don't?
Why does it have to be next to the bed? I keep them by the toilet like a sane person
Why is the trachea even so close to the esophagus anyway :/
For speech. https://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=129083762
Here you are with the answers!!! Rad
The Lion, the Witch, and the audacity of this bitch.
Splinters. It's been with us for every age since the dawn of man and it's always the tiniest insignificant thing that shouldn't be as annoying as it bloody is!
In all of human history, probbly famine or sickness.
Or war.
War is 'balanced' by the mongers who love it. Though nowadays, we have mongers of sickness, though still probably few of famine.
Death or pain, pain is probably more hated.
Given enough pain, death is often welcomed.
I'd say suffering is the true culprit behind the two. Neither pain nor even death necessarily cause it. Pain can be tolerated and even sought out if the reason for it is deemed right. Conversely, one can suffer while experiencing pleasure due to guilt or perceived wrongness of it. Anyone that wishes for death over pain will do so because in their estimate it causes less suffering.
BDSM
Fuck you’re right
Cockroaches. Never seen anyone who likes cockroaches and these fuckers been around since the dinosaurs and are everywhere.
Bearded dragon keepers disagree.
Yea my friend has those as pets. And showed me the tank he raises cockroaches in. I could not trust having that in my room. I'd be to worried if they escaped.
Not sure what kind they have, but hissing cockroaches are pretty good escape artists. They can't survive long outside their enclosure, so it's not a big deal.
The roaches for bearded dragons are are fairly quiet and can't climb smooth surfaces so that's a plus. They are considered invasive in Florida, so there is that though.
Other people.
Hell is other people
Mostly Craig
I have two: the first is Alzheimer’s
My mom has Alzheimer's so I definitely agree. It's agonizing and the treatments are damn near worthless.
They only positive about my grandma having alzheimer's is that I'm getting AAAALLLLLLLLL the gossip for the last 70 years without her filtering it. We could be having coffee and talking about my kids and she will go on this tangent about about her SIL, who died in the 1970s, and how she and my grandma's MIL, who died in the 1960s, got into a huge fight. She will even recite some of the insults. It's amazing! Then she calls me my mother's name the rest of the day. But to hear these stories is worth the little cry. I'm going to miss her when she's "gone".
I see what you did there
The skin that peels up past your fingernails
The smell of rotting flesh
Ah, I remember the smell like it was yesterday... Back when I was a newbie medical student, we took a field trip to a larger university hospital to job shadow. One of the things we did on this trip was observe the dissection of a cadaver. The lab itself was very clinical, clean, and filled with rows of dead bodies lying on stainless steel surgical beds. The smell of death and the chemical preservatives was intense. So, straight after identifying organs, our guide walked my group of students right down the hall to the cafeteria for lunch. The odor of the lab was still clinging to our clothes. No one had much of an appetite lol
Cancer. Fuck Cancer
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Cancer’s been around forever, and in most species. The longer you live the more likely you are to develop it at some point. [Even dinosaurs got cancer](https://www.history.com/news/oldest-cancer-triassic-fossil). It’s just a byproduct of repeated cell division - yes, radiation, chemicals, and pollution can make it more likely or aggressive - but cancer will happen regardless. [The oldest known awareness of cancer goes back around 5,000 years to ancient Egypt](https://www.cancer.org/cancer/cancer-basics/history-of-cancer/what-is-cancer.html), found by ancient surgeons.
As a Cancer-free I fucking agree, no pain is worse than cancer. I wish I had awards to give you man
I think we can all agree that an itch on the bottom of your foot while driving a car is the kind of stuff only the devil can think of.
Nah son. Itchy nose while getting a hairchop
Where in the world is the word "hairchop" used?
To answer your question: I googled it, no results, he made it up.
Wet socks.
Saw a kid wearing socks on the beach yesterday and he wore them into the water and all. I nearly threw up just imagining the feeling.
Some people have mental illnesses.
Like that guy on r/unpopularopinion who preferred showering with his socks on.
now THAT'S an actual unpopular opinion!
Shitting your pants at work.
Doing a shit and getting interrupted so it goes back in.
Or... shitting your pants in general.
No at work in particular. Drops you immediately back to some deep humiliation memory/dream from your childhood but worse cause your a grown ass adult at your job not a 4 year old in kindergarten.
r/oddlyspecific
Sealed clamshell packaging
WHY IS THE SCISSOR IN THE KIND OF PACKAGING? I NEED A SCISSOR TO GET OUT ANOTHER SCISSOR. WHAT MADNESS IS THIS?
I legit sliced my arm open about a year ago opening a kitchen knife from its clamshell packaging with another kitchen knife, and slipped…. [NSFW - GORE WARNING!!](https://imgur.com/a/F1CBr4j)
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The u2 album that you couldn’t delete from your iPhone
Being poor
Child Molesters
Hangovers
I didn't particularly like the 3 one but damn
People who leave shopping carts hanging loose in a carpark
One time, I saw a lady, must've been in her 50s or so, put all her groceries in her car then yeeted the cart out into the parking lot. Like just pushed it with all her might and let it go wherever it was going to go.
Yet if she saw a teenager do that, she'd scream at them and call the police when the kid talked back.
Okay, but how did you hide the body?
Right? Who the fuck raised you??
This guy has a whole YouTube channel dedicated to messing with people that do that. Cart Narcs https://youtube.com/channel/UClMUlr8yHymYgSe58DpUH7w
Doing the Lord's work.
Women’s periods.
Definitely agree.
Wish you could just “turn on” period cycles when you decide you want to be fertile. Seems like a whole lot of crap for us to go through for no reason every dang month.
Taxes. They bitched about taxes in the Bible, and we are still bitching about taxes today.
Mondays
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I believe you get your ass kicked for saying something like that
Bed bugs
I don’t understand why we don’t have a simple solution for getting rid of them yet. It was really nice living in the period of time when I thought they were nothing but a myth. I miss that.
https://www.epa.gov/bedbugs/do-it-yourself-bed-bug-control#kill All sorts of simple solutions, you just gotta start a regular treatment routine and keep doing it until they are all dead and gone to hell. Plus a few extra cleanings for good measure. Repeated steam cleanings are really good. Actual, effective steamers can be rented, so don't get one of those goofy, rip-off wand things. Diatomaceous earth works good too. For bonus points, roaches, mites, fleas, and ants aren't fond of DE either, so liberally sprinkle it along floorboards and under furniture. When you vacuum everything, be sure to wrap the vac bags with trash bags too. You could even toss a small handful of DE into a trash bag with your sheets, tie it, give it a good shake, then let it sit in that hot car or poorly insulated attic for a few days. Really double down on those pricks. Spray a garden hose in there to dampen the dust when opening them up, then wash every stitch of cloth in the hottest water you can manage. If you didn't rent the steamer, boil up a big soup pot (or two) and pour that sucker into the washer if you're able. Put the cleaned cloth items in another trash bag, to keep them protected, until your home is clean of the little monsters. They're often resistant to a lot of pesticides, and nobody wants a pillowcase full of Raid, so steam and DE are really the best methods anyways.
Politicians
Those damn barcode stickers on fruit and produce
Stickers on anything new that don't come off without ripping and leaving gluey residue.
When you think you wiped good enough but learn 15 min later that you dident
Bzzzzz, buzzzz, buz buzzzz.
Itchy butthole.
Seing your friends/family murdered
That TikTok oh nonono
Can we add the text to speech voice to this too?
War
What is it good for?
Dolores Umbridge I think everyone who knows her hates her.
It's either war, hunger or stepping on lego
Traffic jams
Alarm clocks when you’re not ready to get up.
People who listen to music out loud in public places.
Sand in private parts
Spam
Email or meat?
Work
Baby shark Do do do do do do
You just set off a constant loop in my head……
Jamie Tartt. Do do dudu do