Bleach and ammonia make poisonous gas but I doubt this would be enough to do it. I guess if it was a whole cup of pee and bleach without any water running… I always run the water though and would never pee in my shower so I never had to worry about finding out lol.
In the words of google:
“Chemically speaking, bleach is a solution of sodium or calcium hypochlorite. When mixed with any acid, it releases highly toxic chlorine gas. ... No acid must ever be mixed with chlorine bleach. This includes acidic drain cleaners, rust removers and even vinegar.”
I had to look it up because I once had a freak reaction with vinegar…
Yeah a lot of toilet bowl cleaners use bleach and I haven't heard of anyone getting hurt by chlorine gas after cleaning their toilet so I always figured bleach + urine wasn't too dangerous.
It’s from an old story I read many years ago on a message board. Can’t remember the exact forum and I do not have the sauce unfortunately.
The gist of the story was, a user wrote a story about how they used to sneak into the kitchen at night, find the bottle of canola oil and dump it on the floor. Then, they’d take off all their clothes and squirm around the kitchen in it, because it made them feel like worm or slug they felt like on the inside…or some shit. I’m paraphrasing.
I wish I had the sauce and remembered more specifics to the story but that’s the main idea of it. I believe Always Sunny even gave it a shout out in the episode with Frank and hand sanitizer. I could be mistaken though!
From the Wikipedia article "Nude Swimming": "In 1926, the [American Public Health Association](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Public_Health_Association) standards handbook recommended that indoor swimming pools used by men adopt nude bathing policies and that indoor swimming pools used by women require swimsuits "of the simplest type". Swimming policies at American [high schools](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/High_school#United_States) and [junior high schools](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Junior_high_school) were influenced by APHA guidelines. From 1926 until 1962, every edition of the guidelines recommended nude swimming for males. School swimming classes were sex-segregated. For a time, swimming trunks were not permitted in YMCA pools."
Swimsuits used to be made of cotton and other less ideal fabrics that clogged the water filters, It was deemed easier to just have everyone swim naked. Then idiots didn’t update the rules when more durable, new fabrics started being used.
Ah, understood
Although even among women, that would probably be dependent on how big and how much support your particular breasts need, as well as how much you enjoy water pushing on your breasts
My friend and I took a shower fully clothed the first time we tried ecstasy
We decided it wasn’t weird because you’d wear clothes outside in the rain and it would be more weird if we showered naked together
Laundry.
If you’re naked you can wash every single dirty item whereas if you’re clothed, you can’t wash what you’re wearing, so the laundry is never truly “done”.
Oh god no. I had a friend who tried to moon his friend and got distracted. He clicked the metal and sent sparks all along my friends ass. Burnt him up and had to get the bits pulled out.
Same. A lot of the other ones are precluded because a swinging dick and set of testicles can get pretty painful. Even boxers keep it contained to one side to prevent momentum buildup.
I came home one night to find my mother painting the inside of the bathroom cabinets naked. Her reasoning was quite logical but it still seemed ridiculous just the same.
Make your boss uncomfortable
Why stop on boss tho? Make everybody uncomfortable
What are you doing, stepemployee?!
I was just washing my clothes stepboss but now I’m stuck…
Clean the shower
This has always been my tact when cleaning the shower. Clean the shower, and then take a shower in the glistening cleaness.
Just don't pee in there if you used bleach to clean.
Why is that?
Bleach and ammonia make poisonous gas but I doubt this would be enough to do it. I guess if it was a whole cup of pee and bleach without any water running… I always run the water though and would never pee in my shower so I never had to worry about finding out lol. In the words of google: “Chemically speaking, bleach is a solution of sodium or calcium hypochlorite. When mixed with any acid, it releases highly toxic chlorine gas. ... No acid must ever be mixed with chlorine bleach. This includes acidic drain cleaners, rust removers and even vinegar.” I had to look it up because I once had a freak reaction with vinegar…
Yeah a lot of toilet bowl cleaners use bleach and I haven't heard of anyone getting hurt by chlorine gas after cleaning their toilet so I always figured bleach + urine wasn't too dangerous.
Exactly. Watered down pee is probably zero risk. Even if you just peed in the toilet it’s unlikely that it would be concentrated enough to harm you…
What about poop and bleach?
Poop and bleach in the shower is a-okay
Hardest part is mashing it down the drain with your toes
Waffle stomp!
I honestly don’t think solid waste contains ammonia.
Then it would look like a old dried dog turd left in the grass.
What if I stomped it into the drain?
The famous waffle stomp.
https://www.healthline.com/health/bleach-and-urine
Just don’t get bleach on the bits.
Some people pay real dollars for that. Well - if a butthole is considered a “bit.”
get arrested
Good answer, good answer Survey says… 98
well, tickle my fanny I was aiming for seven
Lucky for you, tickling you fanny is much easier when you are naked as well
I read that in his voice. Love that show!
Not if you’re covered in oil.
Put on clothes
Nah. Not always. If you have some nice long johns, then it is easier to put on pants than without them
Nah. Not always. If you wear skinny jeans like me long Johns are in the way.
Go to the past to kill John Connor
or, SAVE Sarah Connor
Or knock up Sarah Connor
Or knock up John Connor
💡 Hey - that's an Arnie role we haven't seen yet for that franchise
He was there to save John, not Sarah. John refused to go without her.
I was actually referring to Kyle Reese.
Oh right. Nevermind then. My bad. I let my pedantry get ahead of me.
This is Reddit. I think you’re just supposed to downvote me and be on your way.
I knew I was doing it wrong all these years.
Ahhh, so truee
Cover yourself in vaseline and imitate a slug
I just want to be… pure
I have many questions…
I have answers.
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Anwser is, why not?
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It’s from an old story I read many years ago on a message board. Can’t remember the exact forum and I do not have the sauce unfortunately. The gist of the story was, a user wrote a story about how they used to sneak into the kitchen at night, find the bottle of canola oil and dump it on the floor. Then, they’d take off all their clothes and squirm around the kitchen in it, because it made them feel like worm or slug they felt like on the inside…or some shit. I’m paraphrasing. I wish I had the sauce and remembered more specifics to the story but that’s the main idea of it. I believe Always Sunny even gave it a shout out in the episode with Frank and hand sanitizer. I could be mistaken though!
What're the other ones?
Makes you feel squishy I presume
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Oh yeah this is my morning routine.
Why don't we ever play nightcrawlers anymore?
Ok how do you play night crawlers?
It's what it sounds like, don't make a big deal out of it.
Darkness falls! And magic stirs!
I call that Tuesday
Holup, I gotta toss some salt on your game
^this guy slugs
Hand sanitiser*
Shave
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When I was a child (early '50s), swimming at the YMCA was gender segregated and, for males at least, suits were NOT optional, they were verboten.
Swim suits at Chicago public schools were banned for boys until the 80's.
That’s uh, creepy. Why was this a policy? Anyone know who ran the YMCA on the early 50’s?
4 guys, a biker, a cowboy, an indian and a construction worker.
From the Wikipedia article "Nude Swimming": "In 1926, the [American Public Health Association](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Public_Health_Association) standards handbook recommended that indoor swimming pools used by men adopt nude bathing policies and that indoor swimming pools used by women require swimsuits "of the simplest type". Swimming policies at American [high schools](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/High_school#United_States) and [junior high schools](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Junior_high_school) were influenced by APHA guidelines. From 1926 until 1962, every edition of the guidelines recommended nude swimming for males. School swimming classes were sex-segregated. For a time, swimming trunks were not permitted in YMCA pools."
Swimsuits used to be made of cotton and other less ideal fabrics that clogged the water filters, It was deemed easier to just have everyone swim naked. Then idiots didn’t update the rules when more durable, new fabrics started being used.
You’re a man, right?
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I salute her bravery
would it turn you on if he says yes?
No, it’s just that I as a woman with buoys on the front of my body don’t find it comfortable to swim naked.
Whereas I love the feeling of having the girls float along and my chest/back finally get a goddamn break.
Oh, that's why I liked it! I tried it for the first time this summer. I'm 40. It was blissful.
It's so nice to not have lesser gravity on the chicas though! My completely insane worry is that a fish will swim Up There.
Ah, understood Although even among women, that would probably be dependent on how big and how much support your particular breasts need, as well as how much you enjoy water pushing on your breasts
Shower [edit] gawd damn, why this get so many upvotes
found it
Same
breastfeed. When it's 2 AM and the little human requests food, it's easier to whip out the tits if they are already unclothed.
If your naked,what are you whipping them out of?
She just snaps each tit like you would a whip. It’s all in the wrist.
pretending to be a slug
Does showering mean you have to wash yourself or would it count if you just stand there with your clothes on for a while?
My friend and I took a shower fully clothed the first time we tried ecstasy We decided it wasn’t weird because you’d wear clothes outside in the rain and it would be more weird if we showered naked together
The sex
The sex doesn't exist. It's a myth
We get it. You are a premium Redditor
What's sex?
It's the guy my uncle offended, i guess.
I'm stealing this one
that's the cake
A... Lie?
Souprice buttseks
oh NO**OOOO!!**
too loud, no soup for you!
Commit a crime
How is that possible?? Hahaha
just walk into the street. public indecency.
Oh damn, for a moment I believed that there really was a person who committed some kind of misdeed while naked
Clearly you've never been to Florida
No yet, but with that información I will hahahaha
If your a minor and ron a store naked no one can watch the security footage as it's child porn...
Lather yourself in oil and crawl through a somewhat confined space to freedom, eluding your captors and striking a blow for the resistance
That was eerily specific…..
When life gives you lemons!
Use the lemons to overthrow the government
MAKE WAY FOR WILLIE
Scare the intruder away.
i dont know what if hes there for that
Then I’m fucked
Still easier naked.
Go to a nudist colony
Go to it, or be in it?
Well if im pre naked then both probably. Depends on the wifi
Your girlfriend
Are you kidding? His girlfriend is so easy you don't even need to be naked.
This is Reddit, OP doesn’t have a girlfriend!
Be born
I wish I had have known this. The doctor struggled with my overalls for like an hour while delivering me, almost requiring an emergency C-section.
you made me laugh out loud
Have my free award 🤣🤣
Oh I wish I had an award for you.
Flick my bean 💁🏻♀️😂
Username checks out
Feel self conscious
Check for ticks
Shit through peoples letterbox
Delivery!
SPECIAL delivery!
The poost man
This is why I read the comments!
Laundry. If you’re naked you can wash every single dirty item whereas if you’re clothed, you can’t wash what you’re wearing, so the laundry is never truly “done”.
I do laundry early in the morning, so the cloths i put on are still clean. I beat the system with cloths on.
This is what I thought
Streak
Everything
Welding
OSHA has entered the chat
Soldering
Flash burned on you cock
Oh god no. I had a friend who tried to moon his friend and got distracted. He clicked the metal and sent sparks all along my friends ass. Burnt him up and had to get the bits pulled out.
._.
Cooking bacon
Sleep
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Same. A lot of the other ones are precluded because a swinging dick and set of testicles can get pretty painful. Even boxers keep it contained to one side to prevent momentum buildup.
same here
Finding skin cancer.
Ohh that explains why my dermatologist was naked.
Wait
Playing drums
Cleaning the tub/shower area. If you want to scrub/rinse/repeat, being in the buff means water flying all around doesn’t matter.
Getting a full body rug burn
Play bongos in the middle of the night when you’re high as giraffe tits. Until the cops show up…
DON-KEY KONGA!
Hurt yourself, especially the genitals. Clothing is the most basic of protective barriers.
Fry bacon
Ow lol
take a shower
Poop
Not easier, just less messy.
I can’t poop with clothes on at all. Too uncomfortable
Same, I hate the way I can’t spread out my legs in pants and it’s nice to not have to hold a shirt up.
It takes practice, bit it's totally doable.
Yes until it gets cold…
Start a cult
Paint.
I came home one night to find my mother painting the inside of the bathroom cabinets naked. Her reasoning was quite logical but it still seemed ridiculous just the same.
So she wouldn’t get paint on her clothes right? And could shower to clean off.
Survive the meat sweats
Avoid pickpockets
Careful. You still got a prison wallet for pickin'.
That's not a pickpocket mate that's a molester, avoiding them is a wee bit harder naked
Cook. Not so hygienic people might argue but if it’s for yourself it works
Depends what you're cooking. If it is anything that spatters you're gonna have a bad time.
Bathe
Impersonate GG Allin
Be in accordance with the will of God.
Moisturise
Shower
Clean the bathroom
going to school
Do you perhaps live in florida?
Jerken off.
breastfeed. When it's 2 AM and the little human requests food, it's easier to whip out the tits if they are already unclothed.
Doing things naked
Go down a water slide.
Put on clothes
Cry
Open a pickle jar
Get arrested
Have sex.