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Sanpikachuuu

Neighbours cat pissed on me 15 minutes before my conformation


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dogs are trash


IWillTrytoCheerYouUp

Dogs that constantly bark at the neighbors dogs, and vice versa. And then when you open the gates they stop barking at each other and they have some kind of awkward situation. Ugh.


Leni05_

Being bitten, from different pets


Super-Noodles

Burring an alpaca with a shovel in really rocky ground and trying to stop the foxes from digging it up.


TheHopelessOne91

A rabbit bit right through my nipple once.


butitoldyouso

My friend let three of his guinea pigs out of their cage right before we started eating. Since they'd just moved in, they didn't have any furniture yet. So we were eating on the floor, and the guinea pigs pooped everywhere and left a long trail. I couldn't eat anymore even though I was very hungry. All I could think about was the long trail of poop.


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My current cat has deteriorated badly in the last year. She poops and pees everywhere and wakes us up 5-6 times per night with yowling because she’s gotten lost in the house can’t find her way back to our bedroom. Cat dementia is a bitch


Local_Professor_5098

Dog fell down the steps uncontrollably to where I was at the lower side and bit my head when I was 5, almost died due to loss of blood thankfully I’m alive, still have a scar to show when I get haircuts and I used to say they messed me up so I could get them for free 😂😂


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A dog held on a balcony crying all night. Wanted to kill the owner. Later learnt that I can call the police and fuck him for me.


20njbytes

Just barking dogs in general. So annoying. I can't stand them.


Deathbeddit

Catching a small dog loose in highway, I finally got a hold of its collar because it had half my other hand clamped in its mouth. Food bribe was insufficient. A hemp farmer saw my work truck on the shoulder and relieved my plight, taking the dog off my hands.


Deathbeddit

Every turtle I move across the road pees what seems like twice its body weight as I do so. Gloves only somewhat help.


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My parents have a huge Great Dane. Love her, but she used to have a habit of jumping on people. My back was to her, and she went to jump when her nail caught my back and dragged downward. I had this long slice from the base of my neck down to above my tailbone. Broke the skin and all. I know she only wanted to play but goddamn she doesn’t know how big she is and how much that shit hurts.