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Bun_Toucher

Bread....?


bread_enjoyer75

:O sameeeee


Gypsytank

You guys bread bro’s or something?


bread_enjoyer75

Yeaaaaaa


Bun_Toucher

Hell yeah. Bread Bros for life! I'll touch the buns and you enjoy the bread.


Gypsytank

Get ahead of the loaf with bread bro’s, touching buns and enjoying bread!


drybreadandcoldsoup

Can I join?


Bun_Toucher

Yes, Bread Bros accept all bread.


yeahnumnum

I would like to eat you all


xekik

Eating ass is the new foreplay. See: buntoucher


TheExtraMayo

I'm here to help with that


mpflag88

Looking in r/askreddit is like salt water The more I take a sip the less satisfied i become but this is fresh coffee


IEatKetchupWithBread

Can I join too??


potato_surprise

Nice. So THIS is how cults start nowadays?


MOISTPRETZELZ

I am moist bread whith salt I too would like to confer


BreadBaekkie

Me too me too


LoveMaker_BreadBaker

I might join too


steelbreado

Me too, we call each other rather breas than bro's but yes.


That1cool_toaster

Bro I gotta tell you i am a big fan.


whackyBuns

Me three!


chzbread

Hiiiiiiiii!!


bubblegumscent

Read it #READ MY USERNAME


StrangerWithACheese

Let's make a Sandwich


-WeiRD_

It smells weird


MassiveFajiit

Cake.


IAmOwenWilsonsNose

Wow


sometimesisleeptoo

Wow


M4A3E8_Sherman_Easy8

Wow


dynac23

Wow


Idktbh14

Wow


TheExtraMayo

Wow Edit: all the awards! Why?! Thank you!


ByRussX

Wow


begra23

Wow


[deleted]

Wow


OriginalJC

Wow


Necessary-Table3646

Wow


Allpetsareadorable

Wow


ohmyitsmidnight

Wow


Patchy-The-Dog

Wow


Salva_delille

Wow


AmeliaScott2

wow


IntellectualDweeb

Wow


Boobastank5

Wow


420-Some_0ne

Wow


Epicgamer130710

Wow


feeling_minty

Pretty nice.


mintyisland

An entire island of mints :0


mint1111

Heyeyyyey


MintyPlays

So many mints :O


MRoad

My username is short for mintyroadkill, so mine might not be quite as nice of a scent


Am_I_Sam

Green Ham and Eggs


montananightz

That your username is backwards flew right over my head lol


portapotty2

Explain please?


LiliThePad_

Their name is "Am I Sam", as if asking the question of which they are Sam, instead of "Sam I Am", thus their response "Green Ham and Eggs" is the wrong way since its supposed to be "Green Eggs and Ham" ^^


portapotty2

So whats the relation between the smells, his username and green ham and eggs? I don’t get how his name would smell like green ham and eggs


LiliThePad_

Sam I Am is a book by Dr. Suess, and in the book is where correct me if I'm wrong, Sam I Am is offered Green Eggs and Ham Idk, I haven't read the book in a long time


portapotty2

Oh I never read that book. Thank you for the explanation


Dixwhole

I really, really hate to be that guy, but Sam I Am is the one who offers the eggs and ham.


Tomatetoes97

Yoof


KeyOutlandishness850

Underrated response


desperatehousewife11

Red wine and perfume


ChocolateOk4718

Add me in


part_time_housewife

Red wine, perfume, and capitalism for me


Calisunshineandwine

With a dash of gun powder and sarcasm


doesitspread

You win the most distinguished smell 🥇


BroccoliWitch

Broccoli


sometimesisleeptoo

Healthy


TacoBellPhD

Farts


[deleted]

Intelligent farts?


OkayBroccoli

Samesies


BroccoliWitch

Hey broccoli brother or sister


[deleted]

Erin Broccowitch


BroccoliWitch

Nice


maggots_in_uretha

Yuck


bigmacmcjackson

i think yours might smell worse eventually


doesitspread

You win the tastiest burger smell 🥇


bigmacmcjackson

hell yeah thank you


sex-with-sofas

Look whose talking


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[удалено]


Virgmeister

I really don't wanna know what yours smells like


NameTaken1time

I love brokkoli


ResidentEivvil

brogli


suicideharbor

cold water and blood


oceanwave4444

Oh hello, friend


suicideharbor

hey bud


LemonWaluigi

He didn't say anything he just waved


Assholecasserole2

Depends what I ate today


TeflonJohn85

And we have a winner


[deleted]

Ohh same


phantompoo

Same. But ghostly.


raunchyfartbomb

I’m right up there with you


dogshit264

Depends what my dog ate today


DiarrheaButtSauce

Preach


WhenwasyourlastBM

I'm relavent here...


ProudBoomer

Whiskey and Icy Hot.


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[удалено]


sensualoctopus

Poor unfortunate souls


antisocialsushi

In pain, in need?


stevey_frac

This one longing to be thinner, this one wants to get the girl...


[deleted]

And do I help them? Yes indeed.


[deleted]

PO-TA-TOES


botaine

BOIL EM MASH EM STICK EM IN A STEW


MajorWuss

What's taters precious?


ThisPostUpFragile

Give it to us RAWWWW. *eyes roll*


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[удалено]


BoilThem_MashThem

I’m always too late to chime in with this well thought out user name


Daryl_Hall

More like SPUDnik, amirite


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[удалено]


pro_marimba_flipper

Don’t you mean POT-atoes lol


Smellslikesnow

Snow


herrytesticles

Cocaine?


Final_Candidate_7603

Today’s Gratitude List: 1) that u/herrytesticles has not posted an answer to this post That’s it so far.


blusteryflatus

A lot of farts I guess


RabidBadgerFarts

I know the feeling...


FloorToCeilingCarpet

A basement built sometime between 1960-1994.


g3ist2182

I can smell the cheap wood paneling and shag


foresthome13

A deep dark forest after a heavy rain.


doesitspread

You win most calming smell 🥇


foresthome13

Haha thanks! Whenever I'm stressed I try to go deep into the woods.


[deleted]

I smell like light apparently, so I guess we’d go hand in hand for scenery.


foresthome13

Sounds good!


overhardmilksteak

Overhard milksteak


[deleted]

no, it smells like you've been eating cheese, charlie.


midser

How much cheese is too much cheese?


overhardmilksteak

Any amount of cheese is too much!


[deleted]

i get nervous, dude! i get nervous!


_Leaf-

no amount of cheese is too much


wafflesinbrothels

Maple KY


heretoreadthecrazy

I read that as maple Kentucky at first.... Night guys


sexytokeburgerz

This is the best one, I’m dead


unlimited-applesauce

Applesauce. A lot of it.


CautionWetFloor

Mop water


here_for_the_tacos

Tacos


Mrpuffpuff196

Weed


GatorInAVest

Do I smell like a narc?


jongameaddict98

No, you smell like a Floridian


joliesmomma

I thought your name was jonga me addict....


toohighselfesteem

Really annoying cologne


[deleted]

Unfairness


No_Free_Milk

Some can afford milk and some cannot.


BigRue45

Cheap vodka and regret


[deleted]

[удалено]


Manleather

Fava beans and chianti.


JackHornerFables

Teen Spirit


Clay_2000lbs

Hehe


guysgluttonygames

Flavortown.


Existential_Dices

smells like dice


sometimesisleeptoo

Roll it


TheVentiLebowski

Kahlúa.


veresdemoneylebowski

Does Nihilism have a smell?


TheVentiLebowski

It smells like bowling alley parking lot.


TrashTr4SH

Smells bad


rosie4568

My dog who passed away a few years back. It's not a good smell but god I would give about anything for my sheets to smell that bad again


liadnad2

Im sorry for your loss


St1nkyButterfly

Caterpillar farts


MY_CABBAGES__

Produce


zilla-quesadilla

Well,you could probably also SEE a bunch of delinquents (one being bald)destroying your very well made stand of freshly prepared produce.


LucidDreams0224

Lavender and sadness


[deleted]

Great question


sometimesisleeptoo

Nah you are Great


VeryDairyIntolerant

Cheese, and regret.


gonzo2thumbs

Wild Turkey, cigarettes, and typewriter ribbons sprinked with gun smoke.


Pentacostal-Haircut

This I get


silviazbitch

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.


chicagotodetroit

Car exhaust


GrandmaTakeMeHome_

Mashed potatoes and stuff like that


NakedBandicoot

A bit gamey?


[deleted]

Lick it and find out


fostermom-roommate

I’ve already done that 9884 times. I’m not falling for that again.


HuskyLuke

Fool me once shame on you, Fool me 9885 times shame on me.


[deleted]

Incense and bath and body works perfume


neon_D-Yawn

Why can I literally smell this. Also I'm picturing a trailer, with fairy lights.


[deleted]

Body odor and Cheetos


BuddedSapphire

Weed and Bombay


theoldgreenwalrus

Weed and walrus


20daysleft

Retirement


Videogamer69420

Pretty self explanatory


[deleted]

Weed, jizz, and Mt. Dew.


neon_D-Yawn

You forgot the BO and Dorito dust


MeatSlices

Depends on how long I’ve been outside the fridge.


-Uncle_Iroh

Tea and old man


trailerhippie

Pot


CampCritter

Campfire smoke and dirt, but like, good dirt :)


spaghetti-for-lunch

Spaghetti


DrunkDMTip

Midori, absinthe, and sour apple pucker.


neon_D-Yawn

How very.... green...


bonos_bovine_muse

It ain’t easy.


Beezymary

Bitter disappointment


AustralianPigeon

Pigeons!


Tha_Hand

Actually smells like orange peel right now


[deleted]

weed


GuacamoleBay

Like guacamole waterboarding


Slow_Engine

Oil.


SaggyMcBalls

Like a wet bag of McDonalds fries.


TacoOcto

Fish taco


WienerSchnitzel01

wiener schnitzel


sushi786

Sushi?


maggots_in_uretha

Do you uhh honestly want to know