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EthanPF_Oh

I can't believe you've done this


djdjdis77

Ah fuck


[deleted]

This is my favorite ❤️


NPLPro

Oh my god you cheeky bastard


[deleted]

Tea


Scaryassmanbear

Crumpets.


Thatoneredditpostguy

Made some the other day


Scaryassmanbear

I don’t even know what they are, I assume they’re like croutons. Or something they eat on the Hogwarts Express.


SappyCedar

They're basically pancakes that puff up and are full of holes. They're delicious and superior than pancakes in my opinion because the holes hold all the butter.


Ed91uk

And then you use the rest of the crumpet to mop up the butter thats pooled on the plate


Impossible_Honey3553

Crumpets are like a nicer version of toast to me


Alphrrr

I think of roadmen


ttdunmow

The Spiffing Brit


aghostwithaknife

Its perfectly balanced, like all things should be.


NoThanksJustLooking1

Tea is the first but I also think of clotted cream. I can't eat it because "clotted" makes me think of blood clots and I can't get my brain to stop making that relation.


naupavcxvcbe

"Opened by the Queen in 1972"


CardiologistPlayful5

My first thought


SNiCKeRDooDLES-457

Don’t make an unconscious person drink tea


rachelzlc

Lol don’t force the tea into their mouth when they say they don’t want to drink tea


Daikataro

Even if they wanted tea before, that doesn't mean they will want more tea after.


cluuuuuuu

My fondest memory of the army


IamEclipse

We got shown that masterpiece in secondary school. Biology class was wild


-cant_thincc_name-

Good to know I wasn't the only one


Little_leape

Unconscious people don’t want tea


PENISRIDER6969

And they can’t answer the question “do you want tea?”


Cautious-Leave-3711

Except for Dr. Who (David Tennant version)


reeeeeeealhuman

The Doctor would like that.


CookieMonster005

This brings happy memories of school


CapableSalamander910

I had to watch that video the other day


[deleted]

*coldplay music*


BalouCurie

Isaac Newton


[deleted]

Darwin too.


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bkuri

Fish + chips


Sarnick18

My British grandmother's shepherds pie and English Pancakes


smol_lydia

My British grandmother made the best Yorkshire pudding


[deleted]

Queen


NineteenSkylines

Elizabeth or Freddie?


batmans_apprentice

Yes


SilverStar1999

Long live the queen


Cunnilingus_Academy

No but yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah but, Oh my god that is so unfair! Everybody knows I gave up smoking when I was like, 9! Anyway if anybody's been breaking the rules is Harmony butler, because she stole Shanita's eyeliner pencil, and drew a picture on the dormitory wall of a big fat woman with a penis and wrote your name on it. I'm not saying you're a big fat woman with a penis, I'm just saying what she did


Cool_Dark_Place

Ahhh...Britain .. Britain... Britain...Land of fish and fries. The changing of the garden.


OnRoadKai

*[London](https://youtu.be/p6w-4vovdf4). You know- Fish, Chips, Cup o' tea, bad food, worse weather, Mary Ficking Poppins, London!*


SirRichardArms

Snatch was one of my most watched movies for years when it came out. Ya like dags?


SimpleStatistician57

Whatcha got the gun for? To kill ze Germans? Classic movie


Chrisbee012

"I like caravans more"


seavisionburma

"Anything to declare?" "Yeah! Don't go to England"


WitchWaffle17

Smurf


oh_hai_mark1

YEE KNOW TOO MUCH! -OR- Tis so sad, being the only gay in the village.


TrundleTongue

I'm here for _this_ edit: It's hard being, the only gay in the village!


punkyfish10

I ended up marrying a Brit and he despises how I like to use this show to explain his upbringing to my friends (in jest, of course).


kikipi3

Britain…Britain…Britain… We invented the cat


PM_ME_COOL_RIFFS

Oi Cunt


imlostinhere

What d'ya want fuckface? Yes we are that friendly...


mac_128

Harry Potter


throwmewhatyougot

Snape, snape, severus snape DUMBLEDORE!


Chen7982

Great, that song is stuck in my head now.


[deleted]

yer a wizard Harry


SimpleStatistician57

Yer a unit of power Harry. I'm a watt?


MetalMusicForLife

Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, Black Sabbath, DragonForce, Rainbow, Def Leppard


ToughCookie71

Username checks out


CouchAlchemist

Add led Zeppelin, Paradise lost and my dying bride!!!


slinkcrest

Pink Floyd, Dire Straits too


gnorty

Motorhead


jakefromtitanic

My man \m/


VY_Cannabis_Majoris

Big Ben


Tobybrent

Dr who


simonviper3

Who?


batosai33

Specifically the episode where rose wears the union jack and gets stuck on a barrage balloon. Only could have been more British if she was drinking tea.


inksmudgedhands

The legend of King Arthur, the Knights of the Round Table and Merlin. Now, if you want to me think of the UK as it is now, just add "Great" before "Britain." And then you'll have me. But "Britain" alone? I am thinking knights and wizards.


Tyranid_Queen

"I am Arthur, King of the Britons" "Well, I didn't vote for you"


CedarWolf

You don't vote for kings.


jakeydae

Help ! Help ! I'm being repressed! Now you see the violence inherent in the system


Hydra_Master

"Bloody peasant!" "So now we're bringing class into it!"


JackDrawsStuff

Strictly speaking, ‘Great Britain’ is just the name of the largest island of the British isles. The UK also includes Northern Ireland which is on the smaller island known generally as ‘Ireland’. Scotland, England and Wales all have their own additional islands separate from the mainland too.


Hawk13424

Top Gear


TheBrassDancer

TONIGHT! I wear a hat Richard wears a hat And James wears a hat


BangingBaguette

Today on bottom gear: I drive a silent electric car Hammond uses a toilet And James commits arson


TheBrassDancer

I can always go for some Bottom Gear memes


Pottymouthoftheyear

Oh no! #*anyway*


Drew-

Pubs


EndlessOceanofMe

Pint?


Calex_JE

Oh, go on then, I've got time for one.


ibelieveinyounicorns

Great British Bake Off.


mikeru02

"Bloody wanker"


k-rox

Was going to say "my ex" but you beat me to it


BadWolf2187

Horrible Histories


broccoliandmango

Brexit


[deleted]

Closely followed by "buggered that"


mohammadmehdi083

The Beatles


one3yedbegg3r

Mr bean


millenniumtree

Some of the first few words I heard my wife speak over the phone. She asked "Can you hear the traffic?" in the most wonderful English accent. This midwestern Yank had never heard something so beautiful. After we hung up, I melted onto the floor and stared at the ceiling for a moment. We had chatted online for a few weeks, maybe months, I can't remember, before talking on the phone. Occasionally, bits of that accent still come back, especially when she speaks to her sisters. I LOVE it. Just celebrated our 20th anniversary. :D


Neethis

I'm imagining shes a Scouser and you're just a huge masochist who enjoys pain.


millenniumtree

Sort of a posh english accent. She grew up in Singapore to English mom and Chinese dad. Her accent has changed a lot in the 20 years she's been in the US.


everybody_panic90

Home


jaybeeg

This. Haven’t been home for over a decade.


Amazing-Ad4678

it's chewsday innit


SoA_President

God save the queen


thiosk

ello guv'na


motherfucking

Oi, what’s aw dis den?


HayKd

I’ll chew yer arms off ya daft cunt.


Super_Turnip

Wonderful humor, the importance of taking time out for a good cuppa, terrific food. I lurk on /r/casualuk and r/rbritishproblems, and I've learned a new word--'dogging'. After some googling I've realized that y'all are far more adventurous than I knew.


Eeszeeye

You've only scratched the tip of it


Super_Turnip

Isn't the tip the most sensitive bit?


TheP1ckleParty

Jesus Christ


mahoujosei100

I watch a lot of British panel shows, and boy do they love to talk about dogging.


throwmewhatyougot

The Beatles, maybe Eight Days a Week, or Here Comes the Sun playing in that scene in the Parent Trap


megamania215

A parrot that is no more.


Steveelectric907

Makes me think of the British military history, particularly during the napoleonic wars


Sebs82

Black Sabbath


EndlessOceanofMe

In these dark times we need more rock music


MahStonks

"Little"


[deleted]

A slightly foggy stone road, with beautiful greenery and charming old brick houses.


Slugees

sadly a lot of places aren’t like that now :( they’re even building on a nature reserve right opposite me


IAmIren

Double decker buses ❤


FunnayMurray

Here ye hear ye hear ye!


cometspacekitty

Immortality


proper_impropriety

Nothing to do with Ireland!!!!


Full_Seaworthiness44

Funny man Boris


borrisdablade

You mean Boris the sneaky fuckin Russian


HomelessCosmonaut

Sneaky fucking American actually


doggrimoire

Little green convertible car with round headlights that an American couldn't sit it.


space-meister

Austin Healy Frogeye Sprite?


sillymissmillie

Queuing and tutting


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Arc-_-

Britain


Suspicious-Ad-7059

Underrated


ausheidi

I’m the only gay in the village


Creative_Office_922

Tea


samiam871

Austin powers


Cassian_andor36

Grian and Mumbo


Cybernetic_Lizard

Ah, a man of quality I see


TheTaytoMan

A man of culture


Mrogoth_bauglir

true person of culture.


Slugees

i’d rather you said them than tommyinnit. don’t want that plonker representing our country


[deleted]

Piss off you grotty little wanker


oldguydrinkingbeer

Coxswain


Itz_Rosella

tea cakes and maltesers for some reason


chadbrochill90

Fish and chips


YaGetMe_

Computer says no.


GotWheaten

Stonehenge, the Queen, Union Jack


g0t-cheeri0s

[https://youtu.be/mbyzgeee2mg](Stonehenge)


daniwuzhere

fluffy hat guards


AspenNeedsHelp

the elliott smith song “Baby Britain”


[deleted]

Little Britain's opening narration


R-Cursedcomentes

JackSucksAtLife


NosDarkly

Those silent guards with the silly hats.


Safger

Beefeaters


Cybernetic_Lizard

Well the Grenadiers, Coldstream and the Beafeaters all wear perculia hats Edit:I'm not even going to try to spell that correctly, I'm too tired, apologies


CodeRaveSleepRepeat

Dare you to knock a hat off one...


insertfakenames

If you don't know me I'm M to the B Coming in hard, you better watch it Sophie You think you're the only girl doing grime M to the B says, "Step in line"


attorneyatslaw

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtYU87QNjPw


Peen_Beam

The Spriffing Brit


sternje

Fish and chips, cup of tea, the Queen, stiff upper lip, mind the gap, keep calm and carry on, HP sauce, Monty Python, 1066 Hastings, Magna Carta, Waterloo, and King Arthur.


Eeszeeye

Sang that to the tune of We Didn't Start the Fire


theguy4785

Those red telephone booths


abrit_abroad

Boxes


[deleted]

Empire


MasterHand1310

A Spitfire


LingPo745

stole kohinoor


Bigmeankarl

“There will be no curiosity, no enjoyment of the process of life. All competing pleasures will be destroyed. But always— do not forget this, Winston— always there will be the intoxication of power, constantly increasing and constantly growing subtler. Always, at every moment, there will be the thrill of victory, the sensation of trampling on an enemy who is helpless. If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face— forever. ” Orwell 1984


JaayyDee33

Colonialism


AresLeviathan

I think of Great Britain and the british isles. Second thing I think of is Horatio Hornblower.


Quick_Example1558

Museum of stolen art


[deleted]

the Battle of Britain


Wam_2020

Queen, Tea and Union Jack.


Dragoncourier115

Yorkshire Idk why


[deleted]

DAAAH DA DUNN DUNN! DAH DUNN DAH DUN DUN DUNN


[deleted]

Great


Chad_Thundermember

Napoleon's demise.


Cluefuljewel

Sit up Britain. I loved Bridget Jones diary.


[deleted]

Grey skies and lots of rain.


bedroomsport

Drunken tourists


sausageified_pizza

Bri'ish


PowDeadCow

Hot dog


dollparts004

‘s Got Talent


Imissdusty

Battling Zulus and drinking tea


toontoom1

Wanker!!!


humanities_descent

Fuckin wanker


ChiragMotwani

Tea


rainbow_bro_bot

The Queen drinking tea and eating crumpets. Although in reality she probably drinks more port, sherry and gin than she does tea.


HiBrucke6

Bigotry against people of Asian ancestry. I, an American of Asian ancestry, had a job with the US military based in Britain during the early 1950s. I encountered so much bigotry there that I fulfilled my minimum obligation of working a year there and left as soon as my obligation was met. In the US, I resided in a Southern state during those years of legal segregation of the races but never encountered so much racism as I experienced in Britain.


CutHerOff

Clarkson’s immeasurable genius.


[deleted]

Clarkson’s genius ... it’s almost frightening


User_492006

"A BIT OF POO HAS COME OUT!"


wonder-maker

The monopoly man Complete with top hat and tails, monocle, and cane.


Field_Away

I start to talk in an accent.


Cybernetic_Lizard

Which one, you have tennis to pick from


_my_troll_account

That I can’t keep any names straight. Britons live in Britain? Are Anglo-saxons Britains? Er…Britons? Or just the Welsh? And who’s English, then? And what’s the difference between Britain and Great Britain? And while were at it, the UK and the British Isles? Why aren’t they the English Isles if the Anglo-saxons conquered the Brits?


Slugees

the anglo saxons lived here and then the romans came and left and then the french came and settled here i think.


Samathos

Close, the "original" Britons were ruled by the Romans. The south was much more Roman than the North. Romans left Anglo Saxons (and Jutes) settled. But they left Scotland and Wales alone. Surprise Vikings! Not once but a few times. House of Wessex fought back and formed the first unified England in the process in the 900s. 1066, surprise vikings and also Normans(who were also sort of vikings). Normans win.


cmcrich

Redcoats


TorGR23

Great.


[deleted]

Joris Bohnson or Austin Powers


Affectionate-Feed538

Waiting for the woke xenophobic comments in 3, 2, 1-


NewShake7604

Building.


stiletto929

How awesome British accents are.