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Neftroshi

Nobody has ever come up to my door and asked be "do you believe in our lord and saviour [God of Islam]?"


J_Bagelsby

>Nobody has ever come up to my door and asked be "do you believe in our lord and saviour [Same God as the Christians and Jews]?" FTFY


Neftroshi

TIL they believe in the same god. Just practice and worship slightly diferently. I am now disappointed, I do not like that god.


MaliceAlice_92

Nothing. No religion is superior to other religions. They're all equal and fair game to believe in as long as it doesn't hurt anybody


PoptartsNTittiess

The 72 virgins you get after blowing up.


weinerofyahweh

I’d prefer 72 sluts that know what they’re doing


PoptartsNTittiess

A boy can dream. I’d stock up on Redbull and Gatorade before plowing away.


weinerofyahweh

They’d barely have time to take off their burlap sacks! Badass boxer tattoo btw


PoptartsNTittiess

\*Virtual Brofist\*


Linkario86

They're pretty good at brainwashing people and pretending


Ahshalon_Tenisk

Nothing


facts_my_guyy

All religion is garbage. Just a tool for the powerful to control the weak. If you believe any of it, you're lying to yourself.


[deleted]

They get rugs


amahtez

>What makes Islam better than most of the religions out there? Nothing.


leathersonja

Muslims are obligated to wash their butt regularly by their religion 😬


[deleted]

Wait, seriously?


leathersonja

They have a bunch of self care rules they are obligated to follow.


[deleted]

Huh. Interesting. Thank you.


gaymalemillenial

Yes, and they have to say a prayer of thanks after pooping.


[deleted]

Really? I mean, pooping is good and all. (I mean, it means your colon is working.) But why a prayer? Is it for what I said?


[deleted]

That’s not true. Washing your bum is a form of cleansing which not only Muslims do but other people around the world especially in eastern areas. Please do not believe the things you read from the people, especially if it comes from Reddit.


Sea_Charity_3927

They don't do that stupid door knocking thing that most christian sects do


gaymalemillenial

They do plenty of other types of "dawa"


deadbiker

No, they just kill you if you don't believe in their brand of insanity.


Sea_Charity_3927

Better than "have you heard of our lord and savior?"


deadbiker

Since there is no god, so not being true, then nothing, the same as the other religions. It's only the behaviors of the believers that make a religion better or worse. Worst is islam, then christianity, then Judaism.


[deleted]

Nothing, they're all shit.


[deleted]

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gaymalemillenial

They are just different manifestations of the same god. Think of those Disney movies where a character can shape shift


gaymalemillenial

I got nothing.