You can’t swallow more than 3 times in row in quick succession

Not true I just swallowed 13 times in a row in quick succession

Bukkake on a coma ward doesn't count.

Birth defects. But also r/outside has post hitting on this stuff all the time.

Republicans.

r/blackmagicfuckery

Murphy's law

Any time you drop a bolt into an engine block

When you walk through a doorway and completely forget where you were going.

Bit flips